Chapter 401 Ding Yi lost his temper
Zhang Qiangqiang explained: "After the ** of the two, there is naturally a process of adaptation. Slowly, the effect of 'the saint also takes off her clothes' has passed, and the two have returned to the state of normal people. Now they are in the recovery process. This process is also long and some short. A short recovery is OK for three or five minutes, and the long one needs to recover. In three or five years, there is no conclusion about how long Yang Guifei and Comrade Gou Shi will recover. It depends on their body's adaptation to 'the saint also takes off her clothes'.
With a bang, Ding Yi fell to the ground.
"Three years and five years?" Ding Yi struggled to stand up and said, "Damn it! How can this be? I don't care, but isn't this a waste of the audience's precious time?
Zhang Jianqiang comforted him and said, "It's said to be three or five years, but this is just an extreme case. The normal one is only one and a half years, so you don't have to be too anxious."
"I even felt long for an hour. You actually said you wanted to watch them paralyzed for two years. Do you think I'm retaliating against me or punishing myself?" Ding Yi almost went crazy and said angrily, "When they are not paralyzed, I will also be old. Youth is easy to pass away, and my face is easy to grow old. Is my life here watching them collapse on the ground like this? Does this make sense? A person's life is like a white horse passing through a gap. If they all pass through it so meaninglessly, does it make sense? Does it make sense to look at two motionless naked bodies on the ground? Does it make sense for you to make me say so much?
Zhang Jianqiang didn't expect Ding Yi's reaction to be so strong, so he didn't expect words to solve Ding Yi's doubts for the time being. He chattered for a long time and finally said, "... In fact, they are not two motionless naked bodies, and occasionally twist their bodies, so you can't watch their dynamics here. It's very boring. They occasionally twist it. From the perspective of the audience, it's quite interesting.
Ding Yi was so excited that he finally couldn't control it. He jumped up, grabbed Zhang Qiang's neck with both hands, and shook it back and forth. Under this attack, Zhang Qiang's strong tongue also stretched out. After a while, he was going to be strangled to death by Ding Yi on the spot.
"No, don't...you...look..." Zhang Jianqiang used his last bit of strength, pointed to the TV screen and said, "Come on...look..."
"Tearing to distract me? How can it be so easy?" Ding Yi didn't want to talk to him, but the corners of his eyes looked at the TV screen and was shocked. He couldn't help but let go of his hands holding Zhang Qiang's neck. Zhang Qiang's neck was finally liberated and his life was saved. He gasped, shook and fell to the ground.
At this time, Ding Yi had no time to care about Zhang Jianqiang, who collapsed to the ground, and looked at the TV picture. It turned out that Comrade Gou Shi and Yang Guifei on TV did not paralyze for a year and a half as Zhang Jianqiang predicted. At present, they seem to have regained consciousness, and the two slowly moved.
"What's wrong with us...what's wrong with me..." Comrade Gou Shi struggled to get up, looked at his naked/body, and looked at another big naked/body sheep Guifei on the ground, and said, "Fangmei... I didn't expect... we haven't seen each other for many years. Today, I actually... actually... did it..."
Yang Guifei sat up on the ground. Because this suite is a "United Nations Secretary-General" suite, it is very high-end. The floor is a carpet woven with thick alien wool. Therefore, compared with the big beds of successive royal families, its comfort is no same, so although Yang Guifei However, she sat naked/body on the ground, and there was not much discomfort. She was stunned for a long time before she said, "The fat pot... I wanted to play with the mood just now... I didn't expect... The plan was not as good as change, and we actually did this kind of thing..."
"Since I have done it, I won't regret it... No matter how hard it is, I'm willing to carry it..." Comrade Gou Shi paused for a while, and then said firmly to Yang Guifei.
Yang Guifei said, "Faguo, I know your love is like a tide, but... the family rules of the Tang family are very strict. If... if... we reveal this matter, I'm afraid..."
"What are you afraid of?" Comrade Gou Shi asked.
"I'm afraid I will be deprived of the identity of the feng shui wife of the Tang family..." Yang Guifei said, "Then I'm penniless and penniless. I'm afraid I can only live by begging..."
Thinking of such serious consequences, Yang Guifei couldn't help trembling.
"No way, Fu Mei..." Comrade Gou Shi was very surprised and said, "You have been the feng shui wife of the Tang family for so many years, haven't you saved any private money? With the strength of the Tang family, a little bit of your private money is enough for local finances for decades, so even if you are deprived of the identity of the Fengshui wife of the Tang family, with your private money, you can live without food and clothing for several lifetimes. How can you live on begging?
Yang Guifei sighed and said, "Faguo, you don't know anything about it. It's a long story, but I'm naked now. I'm not in the state of talking about things. Let the audience laugh at us, so we wash it first, put on clothes, and then talk about these things slowly."
Comrade Gou Shi leaned on her, so Comrade Gou Shi took Yang Guifei's hand. Yang Guifei stood up, and the two naked/body walked towards the bath room together, and the two figures slowly disappeared in the depths of the bath room.
Ding Yi hurriedly said to Zhang Jianqiang, "Change the channel, hurry up, change the channel, and immediately switch to the channel of the bath room."
Turning his head and looking, he saw Zhang Qiangqiang's hand touching his neck and coughing constantly. Just now, he was caught off guard by Ding Yi. He was seriously injured without protection, so that he has not fully recovered now.
Ding Yi felt a little sorry in his heart. He thought that he was about to see the dawn of victory just now, but he was poured a basin of cold water from head to toe by Zhang Jianqiang's words, just like being taken out of the warm quilt for three or nine days and standing naked outside the house, and then pouring a basin of ice water from the head. The taste was cold from head to to the feet. From the inside to the outside, it was cold and unbearable. Then he almost went crazy and made an extremely impulsive move, almost strangled Zhang Qiangqiang. In retrospect, he was too impulsive.
But I have been calculated by Yang Guifei and Comrade Gou Shi for so many years. Although it is said that "it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years", this is an ancient time. The ancient rhythm was relatively slow. If you can fall in love for more than ten years, you can't even touch it. Everyone is used to a slow-paced life, so "It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years." However, the pace of modern life is much faster than that at that time. At the modern pace, they remarry after divorce, divorce after divorce, remarry after divorce, and divorce after remarriage. In ancient times, they may have known each other's surname. Therefore, after being calculated by Yang Guifei and Comrade Gou Shi for so many years, Ding Yi's revenge plan has still not been successful. From the modern rhythm, it is already very slow. Ding Yi is already very anxious. In addition, Zhang Qiangqiang's inappropriate sentence, saying that Yang Guifei and Comrade Gou Shi may be paralyzed for a year. After two years, Ding Yi thought about it. If he watched the two of them paralyzed for a year and couldn't avenge the two years, wouldn't he be anxious? In this case, it is also acceptable for him to make extremely impulsive actions.
But now let's reflect on it again. It was a little too much just now. Doing so will cause both physical and psychological damage to Zhang Jianqiang. If you don't soothe him, maybe his revolutionary enthusiasm will be seriously frustrated, which will have a negative impact on his future work. It was Ding Yi who said to him, "Strong, I know you are a strong person, so your parents named you Qiangqiang. As for why you are called Zhang Jianqiang instead of Li Jianqiang or Wang Jianqiang, it is not because you look like Zhang next door, but because your father's surname is Zhang, so it is called Zhang Jianqiang. Strong, you have been with me for so long, and we have also created a deep revolutionary friendship. I was impulsive just now, but I am also deeply responsible for your love, so I am so impulsive. I would like to apologize to you first and promise that such an impulsive thing will not happen in the future. I hope you will put the overall situation first and understand the major aspects of the overall situation. When the book is about to close, continue to work hard, complete your own work, and make your own contributions to the successful deadline of the book. In this way, the author will definitely be impressed by your benefits. I will definitely give you a good home.