Chapter 408 Copycat Edition

Ding Yi thought that even if the four women had any trap, they would not be afraid. Anyway, the soldiers came to cover the water, cut off their heads, and bullets flew to their chests. In front of these little women, they had to frown. Even if they were heroes, there must be a way for the car to go to the mountain and the boat to the bridge. Naturally, I don't want to pay to eat in a restaurant in the city. How old is it to eat a broken watermelon? Therefore, Ding Yi was naturally not afraid and took the four women to the south.

Twenty miles is not long. It is converted into kilometers, that is, ten kilometers. If it is converted into thousands of kilometers, it is 0.01 thousand kilometers. If it is converted into light years, it is even more insignificant, so it is not long, but several people travel at a speed of 5KM/h and have to walk for more than two hours, so it is very tired to walk.

Walking on the road, as Ding Yi said, the childish games in the children's fun area slowly disappeared, and gradually began to evolve into adult games. From cockfighting to chicken/chicken testing, several people blushed and heartbeat when they saw it, thinking that such a yellow thing would be displayed here in public. How could no one care?

If this is outside, of course, someone will take care of it, but this is the jurisdiction of the Tang family, which is different from the situation outside. The Tang family bought its own jurisdiction, and the outside does not care about it. In addition, it is now the carnival time of the Tang family. Carnival is a time for everyone to have fun, so compared with weekdays, more Some unrestrained arrangements are also understandable.

Ding Yi didn't expect that he casually said that the front was an adult area, and the front really became an adult area. He said so, just like Cao Cao's "looking at the plum to quench his thirst", it was just an excuse to deceive the soldiers to fight forward. As soon as Cao Cao said this, the soldiers' saliva flowed down, and Ding Yi said this to arouse the interest of the four women. When the four women were interested, they had the strength to move forward, and they were getting closer and closer to their father. This was just a means for him to deceive the four women to move forward, but he didn't expect that it was really an adult area in front of them. Ding Yi thought for a long time and knew it was the author. Adults take care of themselves and give themselves enough steps. Only then did they write an adult area in violation of the principle and bear great pressure from public opinion. If they don't perform well, they will be sorry for the painstaking efforts of the author, and they will be in vain for the first and only hero of the book. Therefore, their only choice is to act well. Let's repay the author's love with practical actions to achieve the purpose of the deadline of this book as soon as possible.

Thinking of this, Ding Yi was full of strength. Regardless of the life and death of the four women, he led them to the south at a speed of 120KM/h. If there was a traffic/police, he would sue them for speeding, but fortunately, there was no traffic/police in the Tang family now. The five of them took this The speed arrived at the "Bajie Temple" in a short time.

The Bajie Temple is a big temple. Outside is a circle of walls painted khaki. From the wall, you can see the temple inside. The door is the same as the ordinary temple. There are two doors. There is a couplet on the door. The couplet said: "Open your mouth and reveal the mouth. I eat, I eat, I eat." The next couplet is : "Close your eyes and snor, I sleep, I sleep, I sleep", the horizontal criticism is: "If you eat, you will sleep in good health". Sure enough, it is very Zhu Bajie's philosophy of life. The temple is like a person, very full of pig literature.

At the top of the horizontal batch, there are three big earthy words: "Bajie Temple", which proves that this is a fake Bajie Temple.

"Bajie Temple?" Fang Ran read out and said, "What is this? Is it a temple for Zhu Bajie? How can someone set up a temple for Zhu Bajie? It's really strange. The things in this Tang family are really strange and tight.

Sun Lan said, "If you eat, you will sleep and be healthy. This horizontal criticism is good, and simply summarizes the meaning of life. Therefore, Zhu Bajie's concept of life is still worth learning from us human beings. It is not an incredible thing to build a temple for him. If everyone can reach the realm of Zhu Bajie, the world Why don't you worry about peace?"

Ali Tirim Khan Minna and Xie Wei nodded and said yes.

Ding Yi's heart was moved and thought that what Sun Lan said was reasonable. The person who set up a temple for Zhu Bajie may be this idea. He called on people to advocate this simple and plain way of life. Don't have too much fame and fortune, don't care too much. As long as they meet the basic needs of life, they will live a peaceful life every day. It's also good to reach this level.

Five people entered the temple gate, and they saw that the layout of the temple was not much different from other temples. There was a incense stove, a candlestick and other things inside. The smoke was swirling. It looked like the incense was very strong, but there was no one inside. Outside the inner hall of the temple was a statue of Zhu Bajie. There were more than three people who were tall and their bodies were fat. , open-minded, carrying a nine-toothed nail rake, wearing a jacket, wearing a steel helmet, a pair of field boots, and a military schoolbag cross-bodying the waist. The schoolbag turned the word "serving the people" on the cover. He stood majestically at the door of the inner hall and was sleeping with his eyes closed.

"Damn it." Ding Yi praised and said, "The scene of Comrade Zhu Bajie standing and sleeping majestically can be fixed here so vividly. This sculpture artist is so skillful and life-like. It is estimated that this sculpture artist is probably a pig, and his surname is Zhu. He also sleeps and eats with pigs. A pot of rice and a game of chess, otherwise it would never be possible to make the artistic image of Comrade Zhu Bajie so touching and vivid, so like a pig. If the sculptor himself was not a pig, he would not be able to do this.

Although Fang Ran Sun Lan's four daughters did not express their feelings like Ding Yi, they were also deeply shocked by this artistic scene and could not speak for a long time.

In order to make the story go on successfully, several people were shocked for a while, and then slowly got rid of the state of being shocked and walked towards the inner hall of the temple.

Entering the door of the inner hall, there is still a statue of Comrade Zhu Bajie, but it is much smaller than the statue just now. And because he is indoors, Comrade Zhu Bajie no longer carry nails and rakes, but wears a suit, shoes, pedals on his legs, sits diagonally on the sofa, holding a military book in his left hand, which is called Heavy Sun Zi's Art of War, holding a book in his right hand, the book is called "Spring and Autumn 2", a book is exposed in the left pocket, the book is called "On No Words", and the right pocket is still a book, the book is called "Wet Sutra", and there is still a bunch of books under his feet, the first book is "Shi Ji", the second book is "Dream of Red Mansions", the third book is "Water Xu Ship", the first The fourth book is "Xixiang Prostitute", the fifth book is "The Three Kingdoms Acting", and the sixth book is "Journey to the West". Zhu Bajie sits on the sofa and is sleeping in high spirit in the face of so many books.

Ding Yi praised again in his heart. He said that I didn't know who the ancestor of copycat culture was until today. It turned out to be Comrade Zhu Bajie. The number of books he reads was huge. He actually read books left and right. It's really awesome, but the books he read was a few. It's all copycats, but it's not easy. Except for his own "Journey to the West" which is not a copycat version, all other books are copycats. It seems that after Zhu Bajie's success in the scriptures, he changed his career to do the pirated book business, so he is accompanied by these many copycat books when he sleeps, which is also a dedicated person. Oh no A dedicated pig.

In front of this dedicated pig is an incense case. On the incense case, there is naturally a burning fragrance that emits a fragrance. However, this incense is not sandalwood, but a mosquito repellent incense. There are three futons on the ground, which are naturally for people to kneel.

The reason why mosquito incense is placed instead of sandalwood is naturally that the mosquito repellent incense of the "smoking dead" brand mosquito repellent has sponsored the author's writing. Therefore, as a feedback, on the incense case of Zhu Bajie, mosquito incense is burned, which not only plays the role of commemorating Zhu Bajie, but also disperses mosquitoes. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone. Ding Yi can't help but be the author in his heart. The clever arrangement of the adults is good.

Ding Yi remembers that the old man who asked him to come to the Bajie Temple once said that after coming to the Bajie Temple, he had to kowtow three heads to the golden body of the pig Bajie and said, "Dad, I'm coming". If he did this, his father would appear, but he didn't have half a hair here. I'm afraid he would knock on 300 heads. Dad still There is no trace. When he comes here, he may be entertained by the old man. Besides, Zhu Bajie is engaged in the business of pirated books. He kowtows to him and says, "Dad, I'm here". It's not to mention that he doesn't have a good face. He is a pirated book. Whether it's a person or a pig, it's a natural enemy relationship with the author, and he is big to the author. The kowtowing of human natural enemies is a typical act of recognizing a thief as a father. If the author gets angry, the consequences will be unimaginable. Thinking of this, he can't help but hesitate.

Seeing that he was stunned in front of Zhu Bajie's statue, the four women said one after another: "The artistic impact of this statue is much worse than the statue carrying the nail rake just now. The suit they wear is a knockoff at first glance. The style and texture of the leather shoes are obviously street stall products, which is very ungrade and not at all. With the pig literary atmosphere of Zhu Bajie and the spirit of pig literary care, it's meaningless. Let's go.

Ding Yi struggled for a long time, thinking that he had arrived at his destination. If he returned without success and turned his head and walked away, wouldn't it be a failure? But if you kowtow three heads to the statue of Zhu Bajie and then say "Dad, I'm here", I'm afraid that your glorious image will be destroyed. The charm of the idol faction will no longer be overd in front of fans. From then on, it has to fight for the market with the powerful faction, which is a matter of great strength and small profit. It is not cost-effective. Thinking of this, he was even more hesitant. It was difficult for Ding Yi to decide whether to kneel or not.

"What are you grinding here? Let's go quickly. Time flies. The author's time is very precious. You are stunned here and can't create half the income of money for the author. If the author is furious, even if you are the first and only hero, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it. Let's go faster. Seeing that he stood still, the four women were a little impatient and carried out the author. They used their power to bully people and urge Ding Yi to leave quickly.

Ding Yi thinks it's reasonable. It's definitely not a way to stay here. If you don't leave, it's just waste the author's time. The crime is not small. If you leave, the author may not be able to complete the task of finding his father. The sin is even greater. Now it's a dilemma, or Turn your head and leave. Either kowtow three heads to the statue of Zhu Bajie, and then say "Dad, I'm here", and then wait for Dad's shining debut, or reveal the result of being fooled by the old man by Dad's non-appearance. If you kneel, the result will come out immediately. If Dad appears, the plot will go smoothly. If Dad doesn't show up, it means that he has been fooled by the old man, and he can continue to find Dad in other ways, so kowtowing is the most pleasant choice. The result is clear at a glance. After thinking about it over and over again, it's better to knock, so he knelt down on the futon.

"Ding Yi, what are you doing?" The four women were shocked. Ding Yi's behavior caught them off guard. They were inexplicably shocked and shocked.