Chapter 411 Donkey Brother

It turned out that the father who was dressed in khaki clothes, a long comb and underwear arranged by the author for Ding Yi was Tang Sancai.

Why did he become the general manager of Bajie Temple again? There are many inside stories in it. Tang Sancai told Ding Yi one by one.

After losing Zhou Meimei, Tang Sancai felt that life had lost its fun and that life was not as good as death. Therefore, he ignored ethnic affairs and was obsessed with historical research. In particular, he liked to study popular history books such as Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Journey to the West and Jin Pingmei. From these books, Tang Sancai I found the spiritual sustenance and realized many truths from it.

Of course, in this process, Tang Sancai also snare Yang Guifei. The motto is good: "When you punish others, you punish yourself." While Tang Sancai snare Yang Guifei and makes Yang Guifei unable to live a sex/life, his own sex/life problems can't be solved, so the two of them are not They all live asexual marriage in the same place.

Naturally, Tang Sancai did not talk to Ding Yiming about whether his sex/life is happy in his married life with his son, which is not in Tang Sancai's conversation plan. However, with Ding Yi's intelligence, he can abstract the essence of Tang Sancai's speech from the spiders and grasshoppers in Tang Sancai's speech. Although Tang Sancai did not say "son, Dad, I haven't had sex/lifed for so many years", but Ding Yi talked about his relationship with Yang Guifei from Tang Sancai's look, expression, expression, psychological activities and so on. For like, I have accurately judged the sexual/life state of Tang Sancai for so many years.

In addition to Tang Sancai's expression, expression, psychological activities and other signs, Ding Yi also came to the conclusion that his father had not had sex/life for more than 20 years by judging the perfection of a man's sex/life through the method he learned from the old flower case in prison.

Laohua case told Ding Yi at that time that a person's facial features are divided into eyes, ears, nose and throat. From the appearance of a person's facial features, it can infer a lot of important information about a person. For example, from the direction of the corners of a person's eyes, the size of his eyes, and the luster of the eyes can be judged whether a person has eyes; from the smile at the corners of a person's mouth. The tattoo, the color of the teeth in the mouth, and the density of the beard on the mouth can determine whether the person has a mouth or not. From the outline of a person's ear, the skin texture of the ear, and the softness and hardness of the ear, it can be judged whether the person has an ear or not. After Ding Yi has learned it, he can get the correct knot every time he judges. In terms of repeated trials, he has never made a mistake, so he admires the judgment method of the old flower case very much.

Of course, the above judgment is only the primary stage, which is only suitable for preschool children. As an advanced stage, the judge can judge his deeper things from the appearance of a person's facial features, such as judging his sexual orientation from the position of his eyebrows, eyes and nose, and mouth, and from the connection between his eyes and mouth. The curvature of the wiring can judge his political tendency. From the similarity of the wrinkles between the corners of his mouth and the lines at the wings of his nose, we can tell how long he has not had sex/life, and so on. Ding Yi used the judgment method taught him by the old flower case today to judge that his father has not had sex/life for more than 20 years. He is in his heart. Li Chang sighed and said to himself, "You are wronged, Dad."

Dan Ding Yi's judgment on him is not 100% sure, because Ding Yi has used this method to judge many people and used it to judge how long they have not had sex/life. Previously, according to his judgment, coupled with his questioning of the judge, Ding Yi basically did The judgment method taught by the Xin Laohua case can't go wrong, but when he visited the scenic and ancient temples in various places, he had great doubts about his judgment.

Because when he visited various temples, he found that the judgment method taught him by the old flower case had a great deviation - he used this method to judge that most of the monks in those temples had recently had sex/life.

Recently, even the night before, and this judgment has a great contradiction with their status as a monk. Ding Yi is puzzled and believes that it is likely that the judgment method of the old flower case is no longer suitable for modern society because it cannot keep pace with the times and lags behind the situation. His method It has been out, and the error rate is too high. It can no longer be used as a basis for judging how long the person has not had sex/life.

So he intends to put this judgment method on the shelf and will not use it in the future, but one day he stayed in the ancient temple, and there was a sudden ** situation, which made him doubt his previous judgment that the judgment of the old flower case was outdated.

That night, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and Ding Yi was sparse. So when he slept ignorantly in the middle of the night, Ding Yi rushed to the toilet at a speed of more than two meters with more than two meters of toilet paper. When he was rushing halfway, suddenly there was a affectionate line in the temple: "Master, you can come from the old man. I miss you so hard..."

Hearing this affectionate confession, Ding Yi didn't even care about diarrhea. He immediately slowed down and quietly leaned against the wall to listen to the true love performance.

Because Ding Yi did not buy a ticket, he could only listen to the audio performance and could not watch the video performance, which is also a pity.

I only heard a long sigh from the depths of the temple and said, "Brother, calm down, calm down, please don't be excited, don't, ohno, mygod... I hate to meet when we haven't shaved, brother, but it's a pity that we have shaved, fallen into the empty door, and sacrificed ourselves to my Buddha. Our relationship is destined to be the flower in the mirror, the moon in the water. ......”

Listen to this voice, it is the voice of a woman. Naturally, it is an affectionate little nun who is rejecting the monk who claims to be an old man.

"Creation plays tricks on people." When Ding Yi heard this gentle line, although she did not see Lao Na and Shi Tai, she couldn't help but feel that it was a sad and pitiful thing that there were lovers in the world who could not get married. Although one was a teacher and the other was Lao Na, it was reasonable to have such a lingering feeling, but this was only their external identity, and their inner feelings were still It's worthy of respect, so I sighed for them for a while.

"Oh, bald donkey, how dare you compete with the poor! Do you want to live!" Suddenly, a burst of shout also came from the depths of the temple. His voice was not loud, but it was full of strong internal strength. At the sight, he heard that a man with profound internal skills was scolding the old man. According to his self-proclaim, it was estimated that he was an authentic Taoist heir.

Ding Yi was stunned by this sudden situation. He didn't expect that Lao Ya was confessing his true feelings to the teacher, but he came out of a poor way to fight for the ownership or use rights of the teacher. This story is too tortuous and exciting. He can hear this story without spending money, which is also a blessing. Not shallow.

"Ah-batch-batch-batch-"

"Ada-open-hi-ha-"

"Brush-"

"Ah-ah-ah-"

There were all kinds of fighting and screams after being hit in the temple, and it was a slow-motion sound. The courage was fought fiercely between the old man and the poor. The two sides fought fiercely and it seemed that they could not tell the winner in a short time.

In this way, Lao Nang and the poor are the same as the orangutans in Animal World. In order to compete for the right to mate with Shi Tai, they do not hesitate to fight. Their actions are exactly the same as the orangutans, which fully proves that Darwin's evolutionary theory is correct: that human beings are transformed by monkeys.

The teacher was anxious and said, "Brother Tao, brother, brother, oh no, brother, don't fight. If you have something to say, fighting can't solve the problem--"

At this time, a voice with a foreign tone appeared: "God bless, while they have a good time and have no power to split up, Mrs. Shi, you'd better go with this priest. I'll help you get your passport."

The teacher said urgently, "If you go abroad, you are not busy in advance. You should come quickly to help fight. If you fight again, you will die."

Before the priest answered, he suddenly heard a voice with a more foreign tone: "If you, the priest, dare to hit the master's idea. As the leader of an African wizard, I ordered our tribal wizards in southern and northern Africa to curse you... Your son has no asshole, and your daughter has no asshole... After the spell. Take the spell... Master, I'm the only one who is sincere. If you want to leave, come with me... Come with me and set out at dawn..."

Ding Yi was dumbfounded and thought that the curses of wizards in Africa were similar to the curses of the Chinese people. It could be seen that the curses were the same as music, and there were no borders.

"Nonsense!" Another voice full of exotic feelings shouted loudly, "Master, don't believe their nonsense. As God's testimony, this imam is the true heart..."

Ding Yi was fascinated by this intricate relationship. He wanted to leave and still stayed. He kept cutting and confused. He shouted and woke up. It turned out that it was just a dream of his Nanke.

Although it was just a dream, this dream gave him a big hint. He knew that the monk was also ordinary. Maybe he would have such a leg and two legs with the teacher. After Ding Yi saw the monk, if he used the judgment method taught him by the old flower case to judge their recent sex/life, Ding Yi also did not think It's weird.

He didn't think there was something wrong with the judgment method of the old flower case, but something wrong with the monk he saw.

This time, he used the judgment method taught to him by the old flower case to judge that his father had not had sex/life for more than 20 years. He was basically sure of this judgment, so he sighed for his father for a while in his heart, and then said the line "poor father" in his heart.