Chapter 451
"What's the style? This is not your usual style." Ali Tilim Khan Minna said. She grabbed Ding Yi's tie, grabbed Ding Yi, and led Ding Yi into the bedroom like a cow.
Poor Ding Yigui is the first and only male protagonist of this book. He was actually led into the bedroom by Ali Tilimu Khan Minna like a cow. He suffered from the woman's **, and Ding Yi was also pitiful.
Ding Yi was very painful.
But there is a good saying: painful and happy. Ding Yi's current state is just like a fake pain and happiness.
The two were entangled in the room for a long time. Ding Yi was out of breath. Ali Tilimu Khan Mingna was satisfied. Looking at her satisfied expression, Ding Yi suddenly realized something.
"You said you were not feeling well and didn't go to the class, but you had a plan. Did you seduce me while they were away?" Ding Yidao.
"The story between a man and a woman is a story of seductive and anti-seductive." Ali Tilim Khan Minna said, "It doesn't matter whether it's seductive or anti-seductive, just like the force and reaction force. While you seduce others, you are also seduced by others. It takes a lot of time to talk about these profound questions. Aren't you going to meet with Xue Baochai? Is it too late now?"
Ding Yi looked at his watch and found that there was not much time. If he didn't go, he would definitely be late, so he hurriedly put on his clothes.
After cleaning up, the two left the bedroom. Poor the bedroom, they came in when they needed it, but after they finished using it, they went out without hesitation, without any attachment, which made people feel as light as water.
The two went out of the door of the bedroom and walked into the hall just now. Alitilimu Khan Minna's eyes were sharp. She saw Ding Yi's washbasin and said in surprise, "Where did you get this basin?"
"It's in the bathroom." Ding Yi said, "What's the matter?"
Alitilimu Khan Erminna said, "This is my pet dog, A Wang, who is also called Meow, A Meow. It doesn't eat the foot basin prepared by fish?"
"What kind of pet dog, A Wang, is called Meow Meow, He doesn't eat fish?" Ding Yi was puzzled: "What does this mean?"
Ali Tilimu Khan Erminna said, "It means that I have a pet dog. The name of this pet dog is: 'Awang is also called A Meow A Meow. It doesn't eat fish'. It's that simple."
"What a bullshit name." Ding Yi tidied up his collar and sneered at it.
Suddenly, he thought of something again. He became nervous and said, "What did you just say? What kind of basin is this?
Alitilimu Khan Minna said, "Pet dog's foot wash basin."
"What other special foot washing basins do pet dogs need?" Ding Yi said, "Just bathe it directly. Besides, even if you wash its feet, it's not called foot washing, but claw washing."
Alitilimu Khan Minna said, "To keep a pet, now you need to refine feeding and fine care. People have personality, and pet dogs also have dog dog grids. If you call its feet claws, it will hurt its self-esteem, so the basin that washes its feet is called a foot basin. In addition to the foot washbasin, there are also special washbasins, hair washbasins, butt washbasins and so on.
Thinking that the basin he just washed his face was actually a pet dog's foot basin, Ding Yi was almost nauseous, but luckily said, "Just now you said that this is a foot basin for it, that is to say, this basin has not washed its feet yet?"
"Yes." Ali Tirim Khan Minna said, "I can't find it before I can wash its feet."
"That's good." Ding Yi took a breath.
"But before washing its feet, I found that its butt basin was missing. That day, it just pulled the buttocks. I couldn't find its butt basin, so I used this basin to wash its buttocks for the time being." Ali Tilim Khan Minna added.
Thinking that the basin where he had just washed his face was actually used to wash the dog's buttocks, his amorous face was likely to be stained with shit. Ding Yi was about to go crazy and ran to the toilet at a speed of more than the speed of light, held the toilet lid with both hands affectionately, and vomited enthusiastically.
After vomiting, Ding Yi came under the tap, turned on the tap, rinsed his mouth, and began to wash his aggrieved face. He wanted to completely wash away the shame on his face, but the shit on his face could be washed off, but the feeling of shame in his heart could never be washed away. This feeling, It has been rooted in his heart and accompanied him with shame for the rest of his life.
Ding Yi almost washed off his face and still felt that he had not been cleaned, but he couldn't stand washing his face again. It was very likely that there would be a tragedy of face injury, so Ding Yi had to stop washing his face.
He walked back to the living room and saw Alitirim Khan Minna looking at himself in surprise and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Ding Yi couldn't stand it anymore and finally broke out.
"You are so lost that you can't even keep a few broken pots. What kind of pet do you have?! What other qualifications do you have to keep pets?!" Ding Yi's sad and indignant shouts echoed in the sky, which was breathtaking and tearful. The lingering sound curled around the beam for three days. Those who heard it were all sad, and those who knew it were in tears. The audience took out the handkerchiefs they carried with them and quietly wiped away the tears from the corners of their eyes. The scene was extremely touching.
With shame, grief and anger, Ding Yi embarked on his journey to pick up girls. He didn't know how to face Xue Baochai with his mentality. How to show your three-inch tongue in front of her? How can you convince her to throw herself into her arms?
Originally, he was determined to win, but after the blow of the pet dog's butt washing basin incident, Ding Yi's state was greatly reduced and he went to Xue Baochai's appointment absent-mindedly.
But he didn't know that this date is very likely to become his way of no return. On this date, Ding Yi will be in great danger. If he leaves Ding's house today, he is likely to have no life to come back. If he had known this, he would not have gone to Xue Baochai's date.
But he is not the author and does not have the ability to predict the future in this book, so he went to the appointment.
Ding Yi came to the "Rose Sea" tea house and found that Xue Baochai was already waiting for him.
I haven't seen Xue Baochai for many days. The last meeting was a few months ago. Ding Yi thought of Xue's house and tried to persuade her to throw herself into his arms, but he was scolded by Xue Baochai and was defeated. As a result, Ding Yi was depressed and almost collapsed for many days after the incident, so Ding Yi felt sad and changed his strategy. Instead of meeting Xue Baochai directly, he used the flower sea tactic to send 99,999 roses every day for several months, trying to win the heart of the beauty, but he didn't expect Xue Baochai to do it. He also opened a flower shop and sold the flowers sent by Ding Yi for money. Xue Baochai's heart did not win, but Ding Yi's flower shop lost money in a row, which almost ruined his reputation as the god of Ding Yi's business. Ding Yi ended the flower delivery operation. Unexpectedly, Xue Baochai asked him to come after he finished the flower delivery operation. I don't know what Xue Baochai's plan is?
Xue Baochai saw that Ding Yi's face turned pale. I don't know why. How did she know that Ding Yi washed tens of thousands of faces at home and almost broke his face, so he turned pale. She thought he was in a bad mood. Did she encounter any trouble?
Seeing Ding Yi coming, Xue Baochai greeted him lightly, motioned Ding Yi to sit down, and asked, "What kind of tea do you want?"
Due to Ding Yi's full psychological adjustment of his experience of using a pet dog to wash his buttocks and wash his face on the road, his mentality has been adjusted better along the way. Seeing Xue Baochai's beautiful face, Ding Yi completely got rid of the influence of the unfortunate incident on him and successfully changed his mentality to On the pick-up girl channel, he said, "I want a good cup of Kuding tea."
"Have you changed your taste?" Xue Baochai asked.
Because she and Ding Yi have been out many times before, she knows that Ding Yi has always liked to drink sweet drinks, but today she wants a cup of bitter tea, which is completely different from the previous consumption style, so Xue Baochai asked this question.
"The taste has not changed." Ding Yi said, "My mentality has changed. Although I like to drink sweet food, my heart is bitter. No matter how sweet it flows into my heart, it becomes bitter. So it's better to call a cup of bitter tea, poison to attack poison, overcome bitterness with bitterness, positive, bitterness and bitterness. After drinking it like this, maybe my heart will become sweeter. . "
Ding Yi lacks anatomical knowledge, so he did not realize that there was a serious language disease in his words. No matter how much tea he drank, it would not flow to his heart, but only to his stomach. Therefore, what he said, "no matter how sweet things flow into my heart, it will become bitter" diagnosis is not at all. Li, this sentence can only deceive some literary and artistic young women, not female physiologists, female scientists, and female doctors. Therefore, the current female physiologists, female scientists, and female doctors are not popular, just because they are too rational and not easy to be deceived. No matter how men cheat, they cheat, they can't deceive them. There is no fun at all. However, if you can't afford to cheat, you can always afford to hide, which has caused the market of female physiologists, female scientists and female doctors to plummet, and because it is easy to cheat, the market of literary and artistic young women has soared, resulting in a serious imbalance between supply and demand.
Xue Baochai is neither a female physiologist, a female scientist, a female doctor, nor a literary young woman, but between these two types of people, she is closer to the list of literary young women, so when Ding Yi said this kind of anatomical knowledge, she did not pick out the problem from it, but was moved by him.