Chapter 490

"Hence." Ding Yi said, "There is still a huge loophole in this product."

"What's the loophole?"

Ding Yi said, "Although this product can send me to any place at any time, I don't know what the place I sent is. If I set a place in Chang'an City in the Tang Dynasty, what if that location happens to be a cesspit? I played time travel, but I traveled to the cesspit. Isn't it laughed at by the audience?

"Oh, that's not a problem." Tang Sancai said, "You have set the time and place, and then click the 'Preview' button to preview the scene of the time and place. Whether the place you want to cross is a cesspit or a bathhouse is clear at a glance, which is very convenient."

Ding Yi nodded: "It's almost the same. Since it's so magical, can I have a try?

"Try it, try it." Tang Sancai said.

Ding Yi thought for a moment, which dynasty did he travel to? It is said that the Tang Dynasty was very rich. The people lived and worked in peace and contentment. It was better to go to the Tang Dynasty first to have a look. So he first took the textbook "Chinese History", turned it over to the era of the Tang Dynasty, and then took the textbook "Map of China" to find the longitude and latitude of the capital of the Tang Dynasty, and wrote down the time and longitude latitude, and began to Debug the "undressed treasure box".

He set the time. In a certain year of the period of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, as for which day to choose, he chose today in history, that is, a day of Zhenguan on the same day as today. The time was set at 12 noon, and the location was randomly selected within the latitude and longitude of Chang'an City, and then Just press the "preview key".

I saw the screen of the "undressing treasure box" lit up, and then there was a noisy voice. I heard the sound of the "ping-pong" blade impact. I saw a shirtless man with two old men in his hand. Oh, no, it was two axes, surrounded by a group of officials. Some officials held big knives and some held spears in their hands. Some people hold double maces, and some hold benches. They are beating the strong man. The two sides are playing lively. Although there are a large number of officials, the big men are fierce, and the officials do not dare to get close. The two sides just meet each other with each other. It sounds very lively, but in fact, there are no casualties. Both sides A stalemate has been formed.

Seeing this armed battle scene, Ding Yi was a little scared and took a breath. He thought that fortunately, there was a "preview key" in the "undressing treasure box", otherwise he would cross the past without knowing it and just fell between the big man and the officials. Didn't it become the target of both sides? As soon as I dreamed of returning to the Tang Dynasty, my feet returned to heaven before they touched the ground. Do you think he is wronged? Ding Yi is sincerely grateful to the author for his humanized design of the "undressing treasure box".

Since it's just a preview, Ding Yi is just out of the matter, so he is not nervous. As a bystander, he watches the live broadcast of the Tang Dynasty with relish. He thinks that this kind of real live reality show is not disturbed by advertisements. It looks like it is simply too enjoyable. Compared with popular dramas, it is a wonderful. In the sky and on the ground, such a scene is both suspenseful and violent. If there is a little more sex/erotic scene, it can simply be recorded and sold. If there is such an opportunity to see the ancient bustle, who will not watch it?

So Ding Yi continued to look at the picture with interest.

In the picture, the big man and the official are still tirelessly fighting. The moves are monotonous and clumsy. Compared with the fighting scenes in the martial arts film, it can be said to be much more plain. Ding Yi looked at it for a while and yawned.

"Are these people all iron in their previous lives?" It's been more than ten minutes of ping-pong, and they are still here. Why don't they get tired of it? AND THEY ARE FIGHT, NOT SAY TWO SENTENCES, AND POSE A FEW POSE. IF THE MARTIAL ARTS DRAMA IS TO BE WRITED LIKE THIS, I'M AFRAID THE AUDIENCE HAS LONG BEEN RUNNING AWAY. IT SEEMS THAT IT IS RIGHT THAT ART COMES FROM LIFE BUT IS HIGHER THAN LIFE. Ding Yi thought to himself.

These people have been "ping-pong" for more than ten minutes, and their movements are getting slower and slower, and their strength is getting smaller and smaller. It seems that both sides are tired. They are sticking out their tongues and gasping for breath one by one, but neither side has announced a truce, so it is still the "ping-pong" ground bladesects/, but the frequency and intensity are smaller than just now. A lot more.

"Damn it..." The big man finally said his lines. To Ding Yi's surprise, the big man's "Damn" is exactly the same as the contemporary scolding. It can be seen that human beings have developed for so many years. In addition to keeping the scolding heart evergreen, the content of the scolding is still unchanged. Compared with the development of science and technology, The scolding technique is obviously stagnant.

"Damn it." The big man waved his axe and continued, "I... I set up a stall... I sold rat medicine, you... You are so excited to arrest me... Is there any mistake?"

There are many ellipsis in the sentence of the big man. This is not that the author is trying to cheat the number of words, or that the big man is a stagger, but that he played with the officials for more than ten minutes. He was too tired and out of breath, which led to the discontinuity of speech.

"You... you set up a stall without a license... As an urban management, we won't arrest you... arrest... arrest... arrest... who?"

A piper replied.

There are also many ellipsis in the official's answer. Of course, it is not that the author is trying to cheat the number of words. In addition to being too tired, there is another reason. This official is a stammer, so it is more difficult to answer, resulting in a lot of pauses in the words. In order to accurately reflect the original appearance of his lines, he wrote Adults have used some ellipsis.

This is just like the principle that the chef adds some chicken essence to the soup in order to make the soup more delicious. The chef adds some chicken essence to the soup, not to increase the weight of the soup to sell more money, but to make the soup more delicious. The author added some ellipses to this official's words, not to cheat the number of words to earn more money, and In order to make the official's words more vivid and vivid, the author took great pains to make his character more vivid. It's really a piece of ice in the chamber pot, pitiful for the author's heart in the world.

Ding Yi listened to their lines and was boring. He thought he saw a martial arts film, but after a long time, it was a farce of an urban management to catch hawkers. He crossed over and died under the axe of a chivalrous man, that's fine, but if he died under the hands of a hawker selling rat medicine, wouldn't it be watched by you? Did everyone laugh out of their teeth? The role created by the author made millions of viewers laugh, and it is very likely to face a huge loss of compensation for dental filling fees. As the first and only hero of this book, Ding Yi couldn't help but take a breath of cold breath for this terrible consequences.

"Change the platform and change the station." Ding Yi learned that this fierce battlefield was actually an urban management catching hawker, and immediately lost interest. However, when he just saw this scene, the scene in the "undressing treasure box" was similar to the scene on the TV. He couldn't help using this "undressing treasure box" as a TV. He didn't want to watch the city management catch the hawker, so it was better to watch it on another station. Looking at any other good programs, he said "change the station and change the station" while casually rotating the knob of time and place, and then pressed the "preview button".

"Dad, I'm here to collect the body for you..." With a sad cry, in the dark/cold moonlight, a long-haired woman in white pounced on a flesh-and-blooded corpse that fell on the ground. Behind the body was countless grave bags with faint light...

Ding Yi was so scared that he almost had incontinence, but he thought that as the first and only hero in this book, he could not have incontinence, so he persevered and finally had no incontinence.

But this scene is too scary, like the real version of the ghost film. Ding Yi doesn't like to watch ghost movies in reality, not to mention watching the real reproduction of the ghost film of history, so he immediately changed the stage.

"Don't be afraid, boy..." A sharp voice came into the eardrums, which made Ding Yi's hair stand on end.

A white face appeared on the display screen, wearing a eunuch costume of the Qing Dynasty, holding a blunt knife in his hand, and walking to a teenager who was naked and tied with his legs. The teenager was tied and unable to move. His mouth was stuffed with rags. He couldn't shout even if he wanted to shout. The eunuch said, "Xiao Dezi My father-in-law has cleaned up for you. In the future, you can go to the palace to serve the emperor. In case of one day, don't forget the benefits of my father-in-law..."

"Ah?" Ding Yi's soul was scattered, and it was immediately a bloody clean scene. Ding Yi didn't dare to look at it, and immediately changed the stage again.

"D. Ma, please do it. My internal and external hemorrhoids mixed hemorrhoids have been entangled with me for decades. I'm in pain. You must cure me today..." A man lay face down on his buttocks facing the balance and showed Dr. Ma his internal and external hemorrhoids mixed hemorrhoids.

Ding Yi saw his vicissitudes of buttocks and the layered internal and external hemorrhoids mixed with hemorrhoids. A burst of acid water came out of his stomach. If it hadn't been for his strong endurance, he would have vomited out. He closed the "bare treasure box" with a "slam" and squatted on the ground for a long time. Finally, he couldn't stand it and vomited. Get up.

Ding Yi vomited for a long time and finally stopped. He looked at the front with blood-red eyes and blankly. He wanted to cry without tears. He said in a trembling voice, "My God, the world is so big and the history is long, but I can't find a quiet and detailed place. Either fight or recognize the corpse, or to cleanse, and finally there are hemorrhoids in the sun. Lang Qiankun, is there really no place for me in this world?

Tang Sancai hurriedly comforted: "You only saw a few negative scenes in the long river of history, which belong to the nine cows. You can't look at the leopard in the tube, and the blind touch the elephant. You can't think that the scenes you just saw are negative, but that the whole history is negative. You can try more."

Ding Yi thought that he still had to rely on the help of this treasure box to get out of the real dilemma. Although the few scenes he saw were boring, perhaps it was really like Tang Sancai said that he only occasionally let himself encounter it. If he looked at it again, he might see a pleasant scene, so he trembled his hands and opened " "Take off the treasure box" and casually rotate the time and place, and press the "preview button".

A dim yellow candlelight appeared on the display screen, and then the sound of men and women gasping could be heard.

The lens rotated from the candlelight on the table to an antique **.

The bed is carved with dragons and phoenixes, and black wood paint. The scene of Luanfeng and Ming is depicted with gold paint. The bed emits a slight rhythmic tremor, followed by the sound of physical impact, the moans of a man and a woman, with Ding Yi's extremely rich actual combat experience, he immediately judged that someone was fighting in **. And the meat war is in full swing.

The main reason why Ding Yi judged that someone was fighting in ** instead of seeing someone in ** meat blog with his own eyes was that the tent of the bed had been tightened and there was no gap. Ding Yi could not see any plane inside. He could not see the video performance. He could only rely on the shaking of the bed and the gasp from the bed. Judging with moans, Ding Yi judged that there were people fighting instead of seeing someone close to him.

"Damn it." Ding Yi said, "What kind of product is this?" The lens that should appear does not appear, but it should not appear again and again. Why can't such a lens full of life be presented in front of us? What kind of tent cover do you have? It's really rotten, feudal, and seriously out of touch with real life, which is unbearable. I think this 'undressed treasure box' is simply a happy product, and it's not very good.

Ding Yi erased the great invention of the author's great invention because he didn't see the wonderful ancient sex/love video in the preview of the "skinned treasure box" and gave the "skinned treasure box" comment that it was "it's simply a happy product, and it's not very good". It's really a waste for the author to save him from the sea of suffering. If it hadn't been for the author's self-control, he would have written him into tens of thousands of fragments. The author has a large number of people and doesn't care about him, but his cold attitude without gratitude inevitably makes the author's heart cold, the author's teeth cold, and the author's shudder.

From this frustrating experience, the author learned a lesson. The next time the author writes the book, he decided not to describe human beings anymore, describing cats, dogs, grass, trees and so on, so that he will not be broken down by the protagonist in the book and will not be forgotten by them. The act of kindness and injustice has hurt.

Because of Ding Yi's cool attitude, the author's young heart was deeply hurt.

However, despite this, the author is still a pure person, a real person, a good beginning and a good end, and a person who is out of low-level interests. Therefore, the author does not care about Ding Yi and decides to forgive him and let him get out of the current predicament smoothly. It is the author's most Big wish.

Tang Sancai has more social experience than Ding Yi, so when Ding Yi showed a disrespectful attitude towards the author, Tang Sancai quickly made a round and said, "Don't talk nonsense. Where is the author's product? You see the cover of the account. That's because the two people in the account are more subtle. People like to have sex in the account, and it's not the author's "bare box" that deliberately prevents you from watching. What does it have to do with the author's product?"