Episode 80: The old pimp scratched his head and made a whirlwind nest water ghost flew out

I left the restaurant and went to the inn to leave the room. Cixuan and his party went to the ferry to find a passenger ship to Chiang Mai. After paying the charter, we got on the boat together and waited for the ship to sail. The government prohibits overloading of this legal ferry, and each ship can only carry ten passengers. Ten people quickly gathered together, and Cixuan's passenger ship slid the oars and left Gunon for Chiang Mai.

The sky is clear and cloudless. The sun shone on the earth, and the people on the passenger ship were full of joy. Compared with the silence when smuggling, there was a lot of laughter on the ship at this time. Ten boatmen and three boatmen talked happily. The talkative fat smile and Feng Qi have become popular chatteracles. The customs on both sides of the river bank are also refreshing. When it comes to Chiang Mai, the destination of the passenger ship, the boatman is full of praise.

"The prosperity of Chiang Mai is simply shocking. Except for the capital city, the most prosperous city in Siam is Chiang Mai."

"Chiang Mai is also one of the top three in the whole Nanyang region." A passenger commented.

"It seems that Chiang Mai is not as good as Manila and Batavia." Another boatman said.

What's good about Manila and Batavia? It's a Western building. A boatman retorted.

Just like this, you talked about it one by one. Everything was fine. Unexpectedly, a boat was suddenly followed. A fat woman stood at the bow of the boat and shouted. Everyone didn't know what was going on, so they asked the boat boss to stop and wait for the fat woman to come on the boat.

The fat woman is in her forties and dresses colorfully. She doesn't look like a serious woman. She smiled and said to the boatman on Cixuan's boat, "There is a tuberculosis ghost on the boat I'm sitting on. I can't stop coughing. I'm afraid it will infect me. So please help me reprint my journey, silver, and I don't have anything to do more."

Seeing what the fat woman said, the boat boss agreed. Overloading one is not a big deal. The fat woman happily got on Cixuan's boat.

The moment she stepped on her clothes, a strong smell came. Cixuan and the others couldn't help covering their noses, thinking that this woman was really delicious. As soon as he wanted to get the woman off the boat, the boss of the boat said first, "Oh, what are you doing? Why is there such a smell? It's killing us. Get off the boat quickly."

Who knew that the fat woman was tricky when she sat down. She said angrily, "What's the smell? Why can't I smell it? Although I have received guests for more than 20 years, I wash them clean every time. How can it smell? Since I got on this ship, I won't go down. After saying that, he hugged the skirt and said, "Who has no smell here?" I'm used to smelling it. Get used to it. Hurry up and sail.

When everyone heard it, it turned out that this woman was an old man*. No wonder she behaved frivolously. Cixuan and the others really regret letting her get on the boat. The boat boss is a person who sees money. He smiled and said, "It turned out to be an old mame. No wonder it's so smelly. It seems that you should add some money, otherwise I really won't sail.

"Isn't it just silver? OK, OK, mother, the last thing I lack is silver. That's enough for you." The old lady casually took out a bag of silver and threw it to the boat boss.

The boss of the boat didn't feel smelly when he saw the money. Then the boat set sail. Cixuan and others didn't dare to have any complaints. They just wanted to go to Chiang Mai as soon as possible.

When the old pimp saw that Cixuan was so handsome, he scratched his head with fascination. She simply walked to Cixuan's side and teased Cixuan frivolously. The strong smell made everyone dare not speak.

Cixuan and others are very disgusted, but the old pimp's thick-skinned is indescribable. It's really shameless, but it's fun. The dazzling eyelids were red and swollen, and the old pimp was still shouting at the handsome monk.

"I said, this girl, no matter how old you say it. Can you talk about your face? Don't be so shameless! Don't make people hate people of a lot of age. Zaodan couldn't help saying.

"Oh, who is this stinky woman? How dare you teach me a lesson? When I came out, you didn't even get a monthly letter. Do you also love this handsome monk and envy me for showing my style in front of him? The old lady said.

If it hadn't been on the boat, with Zaodan's character, he would have cried a lot and would have cried miserably. However, now the boss of the boat is sailing, so he can only tolerate it. Besides, the old man was coquettish and choked so hard for Zaodan to open his mouth, so he simply didn't care about her.

"I said this girl. I'm a doctor who came back from the West. Do you think you have a venereal disease? If you have a venereal disease, I can cure it for you. Fat said with a smile.

"You want to cheat my money, right? Where do I have any sexually transmitted diseases? Don't talk nonsense. There is no doubt that I am more beautiful and closer to men. It doesn't look like a little ugly. There is no pain from men, and there is no smell at all. The old lady laughed.

"You can't smell yourself. But it smoked others to death. Why do you make ghosts sad? I think you will run away when you see ghosts. Zaodan pinched his nose and said.

The old pimp laughed when he heard it. Then he scratched his head and said, "You're right, woman. I'm just a person who can't stand it. Wherever there is a haunted place, I go to smoke, and the ghost will run away. Therefore, many people say that I am ghostly worried, and I have made a lot of money.

Feng Qi laughed so hard. Fat smiled and said, "It seems that you admit that you have a taste. That means you have a venereal disease. I think it's better to treat it for your health. Silver? You don't need it."

"Then why are you so kind to me? Have you been peeping at my beauty for a long time? The old lady laughed.

Feng Qi couldn't help laughing and said, "Fat uncle, it seems that your God can't solve this aunt."

"Ouch, you dead monkey. How can you call me aunt? At most, I'm your sister, little monkey. Your fat uncle is not sexy at all. I still like this Buddhist monk. The old lady laughed.

The boat boss laughed and almost lost the strength to shake the boat. The old lady began to talk about her thousands of romantic history. It was introduced that how many Burmese and Siamese men fell under her flowerless skirt. Even Westerners drooled when they saw her.

"Ha ha, big sister. That's your spit, isn't it? Do you still think people are peeping at your beauty?" Feng Qi laughed.

"What do you know? That's the saliva that is eager to possess my desire. Not only because of my young face, but also because of my natural extraordinary temperament, but also because of the coquettishness that has precipitated in the past 20 years. This is a valuable resource that others don't have. Many guests have said that they are really refreshed when they smell me. The old woman's words made everyone completely speechless.

The old pimp laughed and enlivened the atmosphere. Everyone pinched their noses and listened with disdainful expressions, but they felt interesting in their hearts. When it was time to issue the ship, the old girl bragged about it when she saw that everyone could listen to it.

The boat boss laughed and said, "Don't ask you to blow here. When you meet a real water ghost, you will be scared to death."

"What kind of water ghost, I have to run away when I see it? I'm not a vegetarian." The old lady replied proudly.

"Is there really a water ghost here? Don't be scared. Ci Xuan asked.

"Haha, it is said that there are, so many people were killed by water ghosts. However, I didn't meet it. It all depends on luck." The boat boss said.

"What kind of water ghost? Don't listen to his nonsense to scare people. If there is a water ghost, does he still dare to row and do business in this area? As long as you are not a black boat, everything will be stable. Then there's nothing wrong." The old lady said.

"Black ship? Will I be a black ship? If you had met the black boat, I'm afraid you would have been robbed of your clothes and thrown into the river. Where can we talk about it here?" The boat family said.

As soon as Feng Qi heard the interest, he quickly asked, "It seems that there is really a black ship on this surface. So isn't this area peaceful? You will talk about water ghosts and black boats. Has this place really caused people's lives before?

"There is this. Especially there is a whirlwind nest in front of it, where there are always trouble. Some people say that they have seen water ghosts with their own eyes, while others have encountered black boats. In short, the most dangerous area of this water is the whirlwind nest. As long as you pass there, everything will be safe. The boat boss said.

The old pimp sighed and said, "Don't scare us. We know that you just want more money from us. You are a boatman, very greedy. How many times have I taken this waterway, but I have never heard of water ghosts, but I have really heard of black boats.

The boat boss smiled and said, "What are you? Ghosts are worried. With you on the boat, no ghost dares to come. It seems that there will be no trouble after the whirlwind nest today.

Suya listened and was really scared. She has been afraid of ghosts since she was a child. I was already scared when I heard Feng Qi mention the water ghost just now. Now I hear that the old mame and the boat family are full of worries.

Ci Xuan is not afraid of ghosts. No matter what the hell he is, whether it is a dryland ghost or a water ghost, as long as he reads the spiritual scriptures, he can defeat the ghosts. He is worried about meeting bad people, who are more terrible than ghosts. Fat is smiling and confident that he is protected by God and has not worried about any difficulties for a long time. Always smiling optimistically, the so-called water ghost theory is not taken seriously at all. Zao Dan was not too afraid. It was the art man who was bold. No matter whether he was a human or a ghost, I cried, which was sure to hurt him. Feng Qi is no stranger to ghosts. At the beginning, he protected the old ghost of his master for many years and dealt with black and white impermanence for many years. He didn't know what he was afraid of. He is not worried about the black ship. Feng Qi is already a third-class person. He can see at a glance whether he is a bad person or not. He can also guess what the hell the bad guy uses.

The old pimp is even more confident. She has been debuting since she was a teenager for more than 20 years. What big scene have you never seen? Whether he is a black boat or a water ghost, it will be smoked. What's so great about the whirlwind nest? I have walked through it many times without injury. She still thinks that the boatman wants to find an excuse to ask for more money.

Some of the other boat passengers are worried that someone will be calm. They are all people who travel south and north, and have long set aside all kinds of dangers.

In this way, he talked and laughed, talked about ghosts and black, and after a while, he came to the whirlwind nest. This whirlwind nest does not look gloomy and horrible, but the sun is bright and the scenery is beautiful. The boatman told everyone not to say anything and carefully passed through this area. However, the old girl couldn't help talking loudly.

"You big men are not as bold as me. It's ridiculous." She laughed.

Suddenly, a big wave rolled over in the water. The people on the boat shouted in horror. Then a black ball jumped out of the water, and a agile man in black stood firmly on the ship where Cixuan was. His face was blue and his eyes were white with fierce eyes. Look at this, no need to guess, it must be the legendary water ghost.

"My God, this is a water ghost! Help!" The boatman and the boatman shouted in horror.

"Your Highness, I've been waiting here for a long time." The water ghost looked at Cixuan and said.

"What? Who is the prince? You bastard, don't stay in the water and come out to find Xun. The old lady pretended to be calm and said to the water ghost.

"Ha ha, compared with being smoked by you, the prince who ate the body of the dragon Buddha can live an immortality and be auspicious. What can I do if I smoke you?" The water ghost laughed.

Ci Xuan is really tired of this rumor, so he doesn't want to explain it anymore, but is ready to suppress the spiritual scriptures. Feng Qi and Zao Dan are also ready to fight. The whole atmosphere is tricky and dangerous.

"Hahaha, it's so funny. Do you think you can live immortally if you eat this handsome man? You are a water ghost, you are all ghosts. What else do you want to live? Do you want to be a ghost forever and not be reincarnated? Besides, which country is the prince of this monk? The prince of Myanmar or the prince of Siam? Why don't I know which country the prince is a monk? The old lady said.

"He is the prince of the Ming Dynasty and the body of the dragon Buddha. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have put up with the smell on you and get on this boat. Now that I have met it, it's really my blessing. The water ghost said.

"What Ming? Why haven't I heard of it? Is there this country in the world? If you open a brothel in Daming, will you get rich? Water ghost, although you are a ghost, to be honest, you are quite handsome. I think you must have been a handsome man before you died. I don't know how you died in this whirlwind nest? Did you meet a black ship?" The old lady said.

The water ghost doesn't want to talk about it. He has been smoked enough by the old pimp. He said, "Don't talk nonsense. It has nothing to do with you. I won't hurt you. I just want to eat this prince and monk. In this way, I will greatly increase my strength and find the person who killed me to revenge.

"Are you dead in vain? Since you hate the person who died in vain, how can you let me die in vain? There is no such reason in the world. What kind of dragon Buddha's body, what kind of power has been greatly increased, and what kind of disaster has become auspicious? I'm just a mortal. I'm often in deep danger. How can I be killed? If I was really killed, how could I meet you?" Cixuan said.

"Yes, Sanlang can't calculate it himself. Will you calculate if you eat him? This is ridiculous. I finally know how you died. You are stupid." Zaodan is sarcastic.

"Don't say this, all the demons and monsters know that if you eat Prince Daming, you can live an immortality and become auspicious. Today, I met you. No matter how much nonsense you say, it's useless. Let's die obediently." The water ghost said.

Ci Xuan and others were about to fight when something unexpected happened. A teenage child suddenly climbed out of the river. He grabbed the water ghost's leg and said, "Old water ghost, eat the dragon Buddha prince, how can it be your turn? Get out of here."

"You little turtle, don't come out and do something bad for me. Otherwise, I won't be polite to you!" The water ghost said.

"The person who killed you has come. You should be rude to him. Look, is the black boat you killed in those years? The little turtle spirit used the blindfold method to deceive the water ghost and say.

The water ghost and everyone looked up and saw that a boat came over. The water ghost saw the black boat that buried him in the river. Suddenly, he was furious. He could not distinguish the true from the false, and the anger of revenge blinded his eyes. He jumped to the black ship, and then quickly stretched out his hands and ruthlessly strangled the "boat family" who killed him. The water ghost still didn't understand his hatred and threw the body of the "boat family" into ten thousand pieces into the river.

The little turtle took the opportunity to say to Ci Xuan, "Prince, the water ghost wants to eat you. I think you'd better hide from where I live. Don't worry, I'm a good goblin and will never hurt you. In fact, you know that my skills are very shallow and can't hurt you. But the water ghost is different. He has many companions. If he calls his companions, then you can't escape.