Chapter 95 Brother, you are too honest
After listening to Ma Wu and his subordinates, the third master's face was as colorful as overturning paint. Just like the weather, it is changeable.
Ma Wu immediately understood what was going on. This time, Ma Wu was really shocked. Things turned out to be like this. Now it can make Ma Wu depressed for a long time. Others robbed their own meat, but they shared the meat with the brother who robbed meat. Who wouldn't be depressed?
However, our third master is even more depressed.
Just now, the third master still patted his chest and told Ma Wu that the meat robber came for a while. He must beat him into a pig's head, but now he really can't do it. Who has the heart to beat himself?
In addition, the third master didn't like to beat Ma Wu at this time, ate other people's meat, and how can he find such a taste for the third master in the future? But if you don't fight, you will be embarrassed to explain in front of your subordinates.
Neither side can be offended. The third master's big head has been made bigger at this moment.
Sicult embarrassing scene can't continue like this. Therefore, Ma Wu thought of a good way, that is, he didn't know whether the third master could understand his plan and implement it.
When Ma Wu saw the wound on the leg of the man who robbed the beast from him, he snorted coldly. For a while, you suffered and let you make these little smart.
"Brother, this is the man who is coming to rob our meat. Just let him go quickly, and don't kill him. Just do it casually. It's almost enough to break your hand, break your foot, and break a few ribs. After all, it's all raised by your parents. Ma Wu said and winnled at the third master.
The third master was also confused. Looking at Ma Wu's twisted face, he instantly understood what Ma Wu meant. He pretended not to know, just casually taught his subordinates, and then went back to reward him. In this way, it will be good for everyone in the end.
So the third master pretended to be a subordinate who didn't know him and was ready to bombard him away casually, so that it would be difficult for him to be a while. Unexpectedly, the man didn't understand what he meant and insisted on calling himself.
"Third master, hurry up and capture the person in front of you. He robbed your meat. You have always hated others to grab things from you..."
The man didn't finish his words, so he ate a mouth directly. Suddenly, his face was swollen and high, and he couldn't speak clearly.
"Who is the third master? Do I know you? Don't admit it. Although I'm relatively famous and popular, it's limited to those young women. You want to know me. The third master threw away the words directly.
If this short-sighted man spills the beans again, he will be really ashamed. Although he knows that he is the enemy now, there are two results to say or not.
Everyone knows in their hearts that this is to save face for the third master, and that subordinate has never been enlightened, but they have to say that if so, the third master's face will be lost. Therefore, the third master gave him his mouth to eat decisively.
That man's heart is so cold. Why is he so unlucky?
Ma Wu looked aside and wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh. Didn't this smile damage the third master's face? He could only endure it, but it was uncomfortable. He could only pinch his hand and use the pain to divert his attention.
Finally, the third master hit his men symbolically and casually, and quietly told his men to get out of here.
When the man heard such words, all the grievances seemed to be nothing. He hurriedly ran away, and it was only at this time that he understood what the third master meant. It was really unfair. If he had known earlier, these beatings would not have been in vain.
The man was quite cooperative before running, shouting, "Wait, I'll find someone to come over."
The third master is very satisfied. In this way, it will be all right, and his face will be saved. How can his little brother come up with such a trick? Why can't he come up with such a trick? Is it because he is too handsome? God makes himself a little stupid and won't let others live?
Ma Wu saw that the matter was almost done, and the stone that had been hanging in his heart finally fell. Originally, he had been worried about being retaliated by the wasteland guest, but who knew that the one in front of him was worried about him. Looking at the behavior of the person in front of him, Ma Wu can think that this person will definitely not make trouble with himself.
"Brother Taiwan is really brave. He solved the problem in three or two strokes. I thought Brother Taiwan was just handsome, but I didn't expect that Brother Taiwan was also a good player in fighting."
Hearing Ma Wu's words, the third master suddenly had a straight face and shook his head and sighed.
Ma Wu didn't know what he said wrong. Did he just say that he was too handsome? This sentence hurt him. Looking at that, the third master has a beard and something like that, which obviously has nothing to do with the handsome.
A relatively ugly person is a matter of appearance. Once he is told that he is handsome and handsome, he will feel as if he is being laughed at by others. Even that person is kind.
Looking at the third master's face getting worse and worse, Ma Wu really regretted it. Why did he mention these when he had nothing to do?
The third master said, "Little brother, you are so honest that people like you will inevitably suffer losses. You should pay attention in the future. There are some words that can't be said. If you are used by those who are attentive, you will be miserable.
Hearing this, it seemed that the expression on the third master's face just now did not hurt Ma Wu's words, but worried about Ma Wu.
"I know I'm handsome. Everyone knows about this, but no one says that he is as honest as a little brother. In today's world, there are several honest people who can live a good life. I'm not talking about you, little brother. Sooner or later, you will suffer losses if you go on like this."
The more I listened to Ma Wu, the more I felt that the third master's face was really not ordinary thick, but he only nodded and said yes.
"Brother, don't say such honest words in the future. You are an honest person. It's really fate for me to meet you."
"Brother Taiwan, you know that I am an honest person. If you don't let me say this honest word, I will feel uncomfortable in my heart, just like Brother Tai's handsome appearance. If I don't say it, won't it make me feel uncomfortable to die? Therefore, I must say that you are not wrong, brother. You are just handsome. Is this also wrong? Besides, Brother Taiwan is so handsome that he will definitely attract many girls and give those girls a beautiful fantasy. This is a good deed.
Being praised by Ma Wu, the third master's mouth couldn't get along. The more he looked at Ma Wu, the more he liked it, so he added: "I also know that I'm handsome. Don't shout everywhere in the future. Brother, I'm embarrassed. By the way, I'll correct it again. What I attract is a young woman. Female, I don't like that."
"Brother Taiwan is really needless to say. If I were a woman, I would find someone like Brother Taiwan. He is not only handsome, but also has a sense of security. This is the favorite of all girls... Er... young women."
"Hahahaha..., brother, you are so honest."
"I just can't bear to be so handsome. I'm actually envied by some people, so I don't recognize my brother's handsomeness. I must say that it's useless to tell those people that they look like our monkeys. It's useless to be jealous. Ugly is ugly and accept reality. Admit your brother's handsomeness.
"Brother, this is your fault. Although they are ugly, you can't tell the truth. Yes, who made you an honest person, brother, you are so honest."
"This is not over yet. I have to tell all those who think they are very handsome about this matter and let them know that there is still a mountain high. Don't think that if you are just a little handsome, you can be superior. Let them know that Brother Tai is several times more handsome than them, but he is not arrogant at all."
"Brother, that's right. This is not a great thing in the first place, brother, you are so honest."
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Ma Wu said everything he could praise and almost vomited while talking. It was really disgusting. However, after Ma Wu regarded those words as praising himself, he not only was not disgusting, but also felt that it was not enough.
And the third master on one side listened, his expression became more and more complacent and in a better mood. At this moment, he could only say brother to Ma Wu's words. You are too honest.
Finally, Ma Wu was tired of what he said. If he continued, I guess Ma Wu would be a little embarrassed.
Although Ma Wu stopped praising, the third master was still addicted to beautiful fantasies and fantasized about walking on the street. Those little women didn't want to come out like bees, surrounded them like flies, thinking about it, and the third master giggled.
Ma Wu looked at the third master motionless and seemed to want to see through what the third master was thinking.
Suddenly, the third master came to his senses, with a serious face and slowly walked to Ma Wu.
Ma Wu was shocked and didn't know that the third master's tendon was wrong. Just as he was about to ask, he was unexpectedly hugged by the third master.
There were waves of itching in his neck, and it must have been the third master's beard that touched Ma Wu's neck. And Ma Wu's petite little body was directly hugged by the two wooden arms of the third master. How uncomfortable it was.
"Good brother, if I hadn't met you today, I wouldn't have known that I was so handsome in my life. You are really my confidant, good brother." With that, the third master seemed to be about to cry.
Ma Wu quickly patted the third master's back and said, "What is this? What is this doing? What's the matter? Sooner or later, gold will shine, and sooner or later, a great talent will appear, and the handsome man will be said sooner or later. This is very common."
The third master rubbed his eyes and patted Ma Wu and said, "Brother, you are too honest."
Finally, the two finally stopped.
"Little brother, I want to worship you. How can I miss such a good person?"
Ma Wu also had a good impression on the person in front of him, so he agreed.
When the ceremony was about to be held, the third master suddenly realized something and quickly waved his hand and said, "Brother, I can't worship yet. I have to finish one thing first."