Chapter 153 Absurd
After more than half a month, Sikun Flow Gallery passed through the buried bone without any reaction. On the deck, Tang Feng stood on the deck with He He in his back and looked at the endless meteoric sea of meteors, invincible standing behind them. At this time, this scene is like a pair of Condor Heroes. Why do they walk together? Things have to go back to half a month ago...
The scene at that time was like this: "Woo..." He He squatted sadly on the ground, hugged his knees, and tears slipped from the corners of his eyes.
"Hey...what are you doing!"
Tang Feng's facial muscles keep beating. To be precise, his facial muscles have begun to convuls frequently... Although he is invulnerable, this girl's is extremely poisonous that he can't control.
"Woo-hoo!" It's okay not to say that, but the latter cried even more sadly. In fact, no matter how strong a woman is, she will reveal her weak side in front of her trustworthy people.
"Master He, you... you are the lord of a sect. If you spread it out, even if I jump into the meteorite sea, I can't clean it! At that time, your disciples will chase me with weapons, but I can't afford it!"
"Wow... Who wants you to take care of it, who wants you to take care of it! Whoo!" Tang Feng never dreamed of this little daughter's posture to appear on He He.
He had to walk over and put his hand on his shoulder, preparing to organize words to comfort her. Unexpectedly, the latter turned over and pressed him under his body...
"No..." He just realized that he had been tricked and was ready to resist. A wisp of pink cigarette spewed out of He He's mouth and was sucked into his body by Tang Feng. Suddenly, Tang Feng strongly felt that his body was hot...
"Bad! It's not a poisonous smoke ecthem." He transported the real gas to his heart and found that the strange energy was not poison. If he is not wrong, this should be the secret art of harmony used by Hehuanzong for the joy of the bed.
Everything afterhappened as you imagined! In order to create a harmonious society, Xiaoxi hid this paragraph... In short, the final result is that Tang Feng was pushed to...
What made Tang Feng even more embarrassed was that the red of ** proved that this active female 'strong' person actually...
---Back to now---
"Xiaofeng... will you... be angry with me?" He He is very worried about this problem.
"Uh... idiots are angry!" Of course, this is Tang Feng's idea. He He's unparalleled body has made him unable to extricate himself. But he said, "Well... angry!" It's a little bit, but let me ask you a question, can you answer me?
"Well, ask!" Now He He is completely in the form of a bird with a husband and a woman.
"Is I so charming? Let you all think about that...?" This may be Tang Feng's biggest concern at present. Zhao Yaya is not scary, Wen Xin is not scary, and He He is still not scary. The terrible thing is that I don't know how many women the damn thief God will arrange for him in the future, one or two? Or countless...
"Well, I don't know. Anyway, there is an invisible energy in you that attracts me. Moreover, when you came to my first day, the yin and yang stone descended the fate of heaven... You are the person I have been waiting for for thousands of years.
Whether Tang Feng can understand or not, He He just told him the real situation.
And Tang Feng did hear it in the clouds: "Yinyang stone? Tianyuan? What is it?
"Well, this! Let me tell you... There are four types of disciples in Hehuan Sect. The first category is external disciples. They do not have too advanced skills. They can only practice by absorbing men's essence. These people are generally disciples with low talent and don't have much future. The second category is internal disciples. They can still improve their cultivation without having sex with men, but it is relatively much slower. Therefore, many inner disciples still choose to practice with men. The third category is the core disciples. Their skills are more advanced than the other two types. Whether they practice with men will no longer affect their speed of cultivation. However, because of their physiological needs, they will find a partner for themselves. The fourth category is the successor disciples of the head, who are all geniuses. Moreover, there are rules in the sect, and the leader's inheritance can't have sex (harmonious) with men without going through the audition..."
He He said that it was as long as a cloth, but Tang Feng didn't understand, so he interrupted her and asked, "Delection?"
"Well, yes, it is to choose one of the leaders of a bunch of geniuses to inherit the position of leader! Those who did not pass the selection will participate in the competition for the position of elders, and in the end, they will find a partner who is in love with them to be a pair of immortal couples..." He said, and He's eyes were actually full of envy.
Thinking of those falling red, Tang Feng couldn't help asking, "Am I your first man?"
He He's little face turned red, like a pig's liver. It turned out that she was also shy. She whispered, "Well, in fact, the worst thing in our sect is the head! Everyone is unwilling to be the leader..."
"Why?" It's really strange that other sects can kill in order to compete for the position of leader, and the Hehuan sect is so different?
"Oh...why?" He He actually sneered helplessly and said, "Did you see the yin and yang stone of our sect?"
Tang Feng touched his nose: "That round Taiji stone?"
"Uh... that's right!"
"What's wrong with that stone?" Tang Feng is very puzzled. Does this leader have anything to do with that stone?
"It's a big problem!" He He pouted and said with an uneven face, "Do you know how many of our leaders will live a gloomy life because of that damn stone?"
"...what's going on!? Can stones eat people?
"...Where do you want to go!" He He rolled his eyes and said, "That stone is a yin and yang stone. It is said that it was left by the founder of our Hehuan Sect, and the magic power can predict something! However, the most important point is that only the person it appoints can become the man in charge.
"Absurd!! Give your happiness to a stone?" Tang Feng's thoughts on this matter.
"It's ridiculous, isn't it? However, if I tell you some examples, you will know that it is ridiculous! Five thousand years ago, I sent a leader to find a man to form a Taoist couple because of his ancestral teachings. As a result, all of them died... You know, they are all in the ascension period! Oh, he died during the ascension... Who believes it? Three thousand years ago, another leader made the same mistake and died... Then watch those who did not violate but flew to the fairyland smoothly! Do you think it has anything to do with it? He He looked at her with a joking face... but more joy was revealed.
"So... are there any examples in the fate of heaven?" After listening to it, Tang Feng also felt that this would not be a coincidence, although it was a little difficult to accept...
"Yes, this is the most ridiculous thing I'm going to say!"
"It's ridiculous. Is it ridiculous if you click it?" Tang Feng asked.
"There is a leader who has been practicing for hundreds of years, but Yin and Yang Shi has appointed his partner. She is happy to find that the other party is a wild wolf who has not yet opened his wisdom...!" He He wants to shock people to death.
"Wolf...wouldn't you click the wrong one?" The sweat on Tang Feng's forehead looks very cute with his convulsive expression... This is ridiculous at most, but it is absurd. Isn't it a beast to practice with a wild wolf...
"No, the yin and yang stone is a divine object in the chaotic period. How can it be wrong? According to the classics, the leader was also very frustrated at the beginning, and even thought about betraying the yin and yang stone. However, one day she suddenly connected, and from then on, she cultivated the wild wolf and helped it open its bones. A hundred years later, the wild wolf turned into a very handsome young man and helped me relieve a disaster. Speaking here, He He stopped for a moment and continued to say, "So, the later leader was not afraid of the wrong yin and yang stone, but afraid that the yin and yang stone would not! So, do you know how lucky I am when the yin and yang stone hits you?
Tang Feng took a deep breath, and the hands that pushed him forward seemed to be clearer...