chapter 81 nian
It seems that he has used his ultimate killer, which is also a last resort.
Er, whether to go or not, I can't listen to people begging me, and he is also my lovely brother. The key is that I don't have to pay a penny for his one-stop service. How difficult it is for him to take advantage of him. Oh, I can't say that. Our young master still invited me to eat a lot at the roadside stall.
Okay, okay, I admit that my position is still wavering.
"But Xiaoyi, I can't dress like this and accompany you to the nightclub with a female ghost's face." I heard that there is no brother. It's your sister who compromises. At least you can understand and understand me. The other thing I want to say is that we just go to watch a movie and eat something good and come back. I really don't want to go to the nightclub, please.
It's a pity that the tacit understanding between Xiaoyi and I can't feel it sometimes. He didn't hear my crazy call at all. He patted his chest and said generously, "Young master, I'm going to buy it for you now. I'll buy it for you. I'll buy a set of makeup from the beginning, and let someone put it on for you, okay?"
Brother, you have forced me to this way. Do I still shake my head? And I shake my head with such good things. I'm afraid I'm crazy...
I immediately lifted the quilt and stood up, put my arms around Xiaoyi's arm, "What are you waiting for? Let's go..."
There is a young man with a black line on his face.
I went out of the door with Xiao Yi's arm in my arms. As soon as we went out, we went straight to the department store. Today, there was really a sea of people in the mall on Saturday. My sick clothes made me steal the limelight. No matter how old or young people pass by me, there will be an exclamation, and the rate of turning back is 1,000 percent.
What's more exaggerated is that I also heard my mother whispering, "Look, how handsome that guy is? Why did you talk about a girlfriend in a mental hospital? I know her. She is from a mental hospital. Unfortunately, the girl is very smart and she is sick.
Damn it, your father, you are sick. Your whole family is sick!
This is nothing. The aunt who has put four or five bags on her shoulder is even more exaggerated. Looking at my regretful expression, I don't know where I recruited her. "I guess the girl's family is rich and the young man's family is poor. Hey, it's not strange these days. If I were a good young man, I would rather stick to a silly psycho every day than to do some business to sell my body. It's okay. The young man is so smart. Maybe the girl doesn't know what medicine she took at home and will be gone, so he will pick up the cheaper..."
Your sister! I couldn't help staring at the two aunts.
The two aunts found that I was staring at them and turned their eyes to other places to pretend to be chatting.
Xiaoyi sighed and put his arms around my shoulder, "Oh, you just need to change your clothes quickly. Let's go straight to the sign. It's better to have skirts, shoes, hats and hairbands, so as not to be talked about by others. Well, that's it. You usually like to wear that one. It's Japanese. Oh, what's the name? I don't know those words. Go around and go straight..."
Xiaoyi pointed to the nearest counter and pushed me directly over.
"Welcome." The shopping guide tried very hard to laugh when she said this, but I still found out, and I felt very unhappy!
I'm not going to ask her to introduce me, and I'm going to see what suits me.
Before I could say anything, Zhang Xunyi pointed to the suit on the model, "Sister, sister, that's a good figure. There are skirts, hats, backpacks, boots, pantyhose, just try it first, waiter, waiter!!!!"
Nima, when I asked my mother to come out and say that you could buy one for me from head to toe, you didn't say it was the way to buy it. I deeply feel that I have been deceived, mother, and deceived again.
"Oh, what does this set look like? I want to choose mature..." I'm making the final struggle.
"What do you want to choose a mature girl, just a half-big girl? How suitable it is for you. Every time you go shopping with my mother, you come here to buy it. Don't think I don't know. The whole wardrobe is hung with this brand of clothes. You are embarrassed to say that you want to be mature. The waiter, take him in and try on clothes. Don't grind it. If you want to be mature, you can pay by yourself. Quick waiter, yes, just that set, try all of them.
Zhang Xunyi, you are dead!
Money can make ghosts grind. Besides, that boy has forced me on this road. I definitely can't go back. He is really cruel. He can still come up with this trick!
With a cold face, I took the set that the shopping guide had just taken off from the model and walked into the locker room. It's the kind of chiffon skirt that looks fair in white. The black seven-legged sock has lace on the edge. The backpack is also lady-like, brown soft leather, and the hat is made of straw. Don't mention how sweet and stupid the Japanese Doroly is when she wears it.
I don't know if I will be besieged by a group of strange uncles again.
After I put it on, I came out with my head down and didn't look into the mirror at all. Because I really have too many clothes like this. I can imagine what a stupid bird I am without looking at it. However, Xiaoyi was very cooperative with the current atmosphere when I came out and shouted at the top of his voice, "Wow! It's so fucking beautiful. It's so beautiful. Okay, okay, how much is this waiter? Swipe the card!"
I obviously felt that every human compatriot present had left a cold sweat, including myself.
I swear that it only took eight minutes for me to try on clothes from here and then come out to Zhang Xunyi to pay. I guess the shopping guides like such fast buyers. If I were a clothes seller, I would wake up laughing when I fell asleep every day.
I walked out of the mall with my newborn clothes in my hand and a sick suit in my hand.
"Hey. No, you said you would buy me a set of makeup, and I still need makeup. Why did we forget it? Let's go back and buy it..."
"Oh, look what time it is. I have to eat and go to the cinema after seven o'clock. It's late on Saturday. Do you think there is still room in the bar? You're not a fool. It's not that you haven't been there, really. Hey, sister, you are so beautiful. I don't think I lie to you. Why do you put on bullshit makeup? Use those chemical products to hurt your skin! Walk around, what to eat, that restaurant's noodles are good..."
Zhang Xunyi, it's the first time in so many years that I have seen you so thoroughly!
What do you want to buy clothes, makeup, eat well, and watch movies? Damn it is to let me accompany you in the nightclub to make all the assumptions and foreshadowing. You shameless boy! I won't be fooled by you again. Wait for me. How can I sue you when your father comes back?
"Face?! Your mother ran out of the hospital and sacrificed her life to accompany you. How dare you let me eat noodles? Do you have a conscience or not? Why are you like this? No, no, give me the money, and let your sister be bitten to death by a zombie in the hospital. I'm going back. Hi, hi, or you'll go by yourself. I won't accompany you. Goodbye, my friend. I wish you happiness!!!"
With that, I put my hand into Xiaoyi's bag to take out the change. This real action really scared him and thought I really wanted to go back. I guess he was thinking about buying all the clothes. If I didn't go, he would lose a lot of money. He kept taking my hand out of his bag. "Tell me, why are you so irrational and not calm? Why is it so easy for you to take it seriously when I joke with you? Really! Your body is like this. The doctor said that I'm malnourished. Can I still let you eat noodles? You must eat good noodles, right? Otherwise, where did you get your strength? Let's calm down your current mood. Come and let's discuss what to eat. Don't pay for the change. You still pay for it!"
Well, you've learned how to steer when you see the wind. I'll spare you for the time being.
"I want to have a barbecue."
The boy suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. I guess he thought I was going to eat some seafood, abalone and tiger meat as soon as I opened my mouth. I didn't expect my requirements to be so low. The main reason is that the spicy hot pot at noon today made my sister greedy. In the evening, I really have nothing else to eat except barbecue.
But Zhang Xunyi, sister, it's the first time I've known you for so long that I know you are so stingy!
"Say it earlier, it's true, how simple it is to have a barbecue. Let's go and take a taxi. Don't give me face as much as you want. Eat hard, so that you won't be able to eat it when you go to the foreign devils.
If I hadn't said I wanted to have a barbecue, let's see if you are so generous! -0-
We stopped a taxi. The barbecue downstairs of my house was not bad. We decided where to go.
When we arrived at the barbecue restaurant, I ordered a lot of meat, all of which made the boss put as spicy as possible. I really want to have a good time today. After ordering, Xiao Yi and I found a table and sat down opposite each other. He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and threw them to me.
In fact, I have a little entangle. Should I smoke or not? I still remember that the last time I came here was with Jian Shuo, I told him that I wanted to quit smoking. I admit that this is what I came up with in one thought. I often say that I want to quit smoking and lose weight. Even if I'm not addicted to smoking, I'm not fat at all. Why should I say that? Obviously, I can't do it.
Just like falling in love when I was a child, I know that we will be separated and can't get married and can't be together to the end, but I just can't bear to break up.
The stomach falls in love with food, so I can't lose weight. My lungs fall in love with the smell of smoke, so I can't quit smoking. I fell in love with another heart, so I couldn't break up.
That's it.
"Sister, what are you thinking about?" At a glance, I stretched out his paws in a daze and waved in front of me, pulling my thoughts back.