01 God Stealing and Falling
A monk who has no ambition and only likes to collect beautiful women, a monk who is inexplicably fused with his soul by a dying little white dragon, and gets a man with more and more garbage space for a man but a woman, thus breaking his indisputable ordinary life, in a loving but cunning one. Under the coercion of Lao Long and a group of gentle and then fierce women, how did he helplessly embark on the road of the strong step by step!!
Look at how a flower-hearted Taoist priest realizes a man's ideal happy life!!!
The sequel to this book "Demon Meiji's Daughter Country" has been released in the trial version, which will be more mature, more wonderful and convenient than this book. There is a through train at the bottom.
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He is a thief. He has never failed in his the past ten-year career of stealing. His name is Pan Yun.
At three o'clock in the morning, in a dark corner outside the exhibition hall, a dark shadow jumped out of the wall, landed firmly on the ground, and quickly flashed into the night and disappeared. It was Pan Yun. After touching the things in his arms, Pan Yun couldn't help but be excited and finally got it, and what he got this time was far from valuable enough.
Through several streets, Pan Yun has arrived at a remote alley. Suddenly, there was a bang. Pan Yun couldn't help but be shocked. No, was it found? I'm trying to escape quickly. Suddenly I felt something was wrong. I had run so far. I should have found it a long time ago, and there was no police voice around. A woman's voice came from the distance, "What do you want to do..."
Originally, under such circumstances that it didn't matter, Pan Yun should have quickly flashed away to avoid trouble, but he jumped over a wall and quietly approached the source of the sound. Hiding under a low wall, Pan Yun found that several gunmen about ten meters ahead were approaching a policewoman in uniform, and the policewoman was slowly retreating in his direction.
From the back, the curve of this police flower is quite perfect, the slender waist, the plump and upturned buttocks, wow, I don't know how the front is...
Pan Yun was thinking about crookedness when suddenly a big man said, "Miss Policewoman, put down the gun. We won't embarrass you."
Seeing that there was a high wall behind her, there was no way to retreat. The policewoman complained in her heart. She knew that she might die here today. If you don't put down the gun, you will definitely die. Maybe you can kill one of them, but the others will still go unpunished. If they put down the gun, maybe they don't dare to kill because of their identity as a policeman.
She hesitated for a long time. She was also a human being, and she was also afraid of death.
When people face death, their desire for life will be stronger.
After the battle, the policewoman's hand with a gun drooped feebly, and the gun in her hand fell to the ground.
I know the appearance of these people, and it is also possible to catch them after I keep my life. And if I die, there will be no clue at all. The policewoman comforts herself in her heart.
"Very good, kick the gun now." Another big man said.
The policewoman knew that she was no longer qualified to resist after putting down the gun, so she kicked the gun and said, "Can I go now?"
"Of course, but not now, you are so beautiful. Come and play with us first. I haven't played police flowers yet." A big man** laughed and was about to come forward to catch the police flower.
"You...you..." At this time, the policewoman turned pale and regretted it. If the gun was still in hand, she could at least kill one person, and now she didn't even have a chance to commit suicide.
At this time, Pan Yun hid behind the wall and thought, "Wow, no way. Watching porn on the spot is still the real version. Hey, it seems to be very positive from this angle.
Just as several big men approached with a smile, and the policewoman was trembling in despair, there was a sharp sound of sirens in the distance.
The big men were shocked, and the leader said, "Kill her. She has seen us and let her live. We will be in trouble in the future."
Lift several pistols at the same time and shoot at the police flower at the same time...
When the siren sounded, Pan Yun wanted to turn around and leave, but somehow, he rushed to the police flower and threw it to the ground tightly.
The next moment, his body has become a hornet's nest...
The next day, a news was broadcast on TV, "... A policewoman in our city was surrounded by desperate robbers while on a mission. Just as the robbers shot, a young man fell from the sky and fell on her body to save her. Unfortunately, the young man died under the robber's gun.
However, it is incredible that the young man is Pan Yun, a thief who has been wanted by Interpol and the police of various countries for ten years.
What's more puzzling is that when the police helped the young man sort out the body, they found a precious cultural relic from him - Qin Wangxi, which had just been stolen in the exhibition hall that night.
At present, all the robbers have been arrested, and the case is under further trial. Now the next news is reported, our city..."
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It seems that after a long time, Pan Yun woke up from a confusion. He seemed to have had a lot of dreams, but now he can't remember it. Why am I not dead? Where am I? Why is it so dark and crowded? Why did I go to save people when I wanted to run away? Countless questions sounded in Pan Yun's mind.
After a long time, Pan Yun understood that he seemed to be in someone's stomach.
Have I been reincarnated? But why do I still have memories of my previous life?
It seems that Meng Po didn't give me tea when she crossed the Naihe Bridge. Could it be that many people missed me at that time? This damn old woman is so careless about such an important job that her leader didn't fire her!
In the future mother's belly, Pan Yun thought for a long time and always couldn't figure out what was going on. He was obviously not a good person. How could he act bravely for justice, and he also knew that he would die!
Am I that brave?
It seems impossible!
When Pan Yun's mind was rising, a huge thrust came to it. What's going on? It's not going to be born, is it?
But I just woke up and I'm not ready yet...
This is a sunny and good day, which is no different from usual. The sky is clear and the white clouds are floating.
Suddenly, there was a crash, and the white clouds in the sky fled around, and suddenly there were no clouds.
"Other people are born with auspicious clouds, but I was born without clouds. I'm really speechless..." Looking at a group of strange people, Pan Yun thought helplessly. Well, I don't know how this new home is. If only I could be a rich second generation. Don't invest in poor families. I don't want to be a thief anymore.
"I was pregnant in October, but my family was pregnant for ten years." At this time, a man's depressed voice came.
No way, I've been in my mother's stomach for ten years! This is Dad. His voice is so bad. He doesn't look like a rich man? He looks a little heroic!
"His eyes are so big and beautiful. Look, he is still spinning around. It's so cute."
"Why doesn't he cry? Pinch it quickly..."
"It's strange that people in their thirties cry when they are born." This is what Pan Yun said in his heart.
"Sister, we were pregnant in the same month of the same year, and my Lingling is ten years old." A woman smiled.
"Yes. This boy has made me suffer. If his father hadn't stopped him, I would have pulled him out. A woman slamped hard on my face.
What a terrible mother, how will you live in the future?
"That's right, sister, we agreed when we were pregnant. Your Lingling is going to be my daughter-in-law."
Wow, no way, I have a woman when I was born. I'm so happy. Oh, I really blamed her just now. Although my mother is a little fierce, she is really good. She knows that it's good for me.
"It doesn't matter if you don't think the spirit is older than your son." A beautiful woman said indifferently.
"I won't marry this little monster." A sweet voice said angrily.
Pan Yun couldn't help looking at the source of the sound. Suddenly, I was dumbfounded. What a beautiful girl. Is it a fairy sister?
Thinking about my previous life, I was still a bachelor in my thirties, but now I have a daughter-in-law as soon as I was born, and I am still a beautiful woman. It's really satisfying. However, it seems that it is still a little difficult to get her. No, you must think of a way and hold this little beauty firmly in the palm of your hand.
Pan Yun secretly made up his mind and had the first goal in his life.
A chubby little colored claw has slowly stretched out...
Pan Yun stretched out his little hand to the little beauty and shouted.
In fact, Pan Yun wants to say "beauty, hug". It's a pity that I can't speak at birth.
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From spring to autumn, time flies. In a blink of an eye, Pan Jingyun is five years old. Coincidentally, Pan Yun's father in this life is also surnamed Pan. Because the white clouds in the sky were scared away on the day of birth, Pan Jingyun naturally became his name in this life.
The place where Pan Jingyun was born is called Luoxia Peak. The nearby area is a hilly area with a vast virgin forest. Luoxia Peak is the highest peak among them. It is the location of the sect of Luoxia Sect. Pan Jingyun's father, Pan Yue, is the suzerain of the Luoxia Sect. His wife and Lingling's mother are all personal disciples of the elder Wu Weizi. The relationship between the three brothers and sisters is very strong.
Because it is not easy to be born, Pan Jingyun has been loved in all kinds of ways since he was a child. The prominent status of his parents has made him get the best training since he was a child. Every day, he is an elixir bath, washing tendons and cutting marrow.
"Yun'er, don't run around. Sister Lingling will take you to test the spiritual root later." The mother said to her son who was about to run out. Lingling's full name is Ge Ling, who is married to Pan Jingyun. In fact, marriage is just a matter of words. Neither side takes it too seriously. After all, the age difference is a little big. Moreover, this kind of thing still depends on your own will.
But Pan Jingyun is very serious. What's wrong with getting old? As the old saying goes, the female junior holds a gold brick, and the female junior doesn't know what to hold.
"Okay, I'll play around." In fact, Pan Jingyun originally wanted to stick to his future wife.
Pan Jingyun's family and Ge Ling's family are two houses built on each other. It's only a hundred meters apart, which is not very luxurious, but it is quite elegant by the mountains and rivers.
Pan Jingyun didn't play at the door for a long time, and Ge Ling came over.
"Xiao Yunyun, come here quickly. My sister will take you to test the spiritual root." Ge Ling came over and pinched Pan Jingyun's chubby little face.
"Sister Lingling, can you not call me Xiao Yunyun? It's so unpleasant." Pan Jingyun followed him gloomily.
"Then what do I call you?" Ge Lingjiao smiled and joked a little.
"Why don't you call me Brother Jingyun? I'm your future husband." Pan Jingyun said seriously.
"Who said he was going to marry you, a little monster, and he still wanted to be a brother. Look, you came to me." Ge Ling said with a smile and stroked her hand on her thigh. She was not angry, and she still liked this cute little brother very much.
"How can you not admit it? My aunt has agreed." Pan Jingyun was a little anxious.
"If she promised to marry her, I won't admit it." Geling said disdainfully.
Pan Jingyun was speechless.
"Actually, it's not impossible for me to marry you. There is only one condition, as long as you can defeat me, how about it? Why don't you try it now?" Ge Lingling's moving eyes turned and said, and a small fireball rose in the palm of his hand.
"No, no, let's talk about it later." Pan Jingyun turned pale with fear. He suffered a lot from this fireball. I don't feel bitter in my heart. It seems that it's so difficult to marry this wife. She is the first person of the younger generation of Luo Xiazong.
Looking at Pan Jingyun's sad face, Ge Ling pinched his little face again and smiled wildly.
"Sister Lingling, can you hug me? I can't walk." Pan Jingyun looked at Ge Ling's newly developed graceful figure and wanted to get some oil.
"Really, I really can't walk?" Ge Ling said with a smile, and another fireball rose in his hand.
"No, I can walk." Pan Jingyun wanted to cry without tears.
"Then don't go." Ge Yunjiao smiled and waved her palm gently.
Pan Jingyun hurriedly accelerated his pace, with a loud noise, and a small pit suddenly blew up behind him.
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