Chapter 3 Embarrassment

The dog didn't stay at home for a long time. He looked at the five paintings in his hand, strictly speaking, four. The last one made the dog confused. This woman left her phone number, didn't she seduce me naked? NND, uncle can stand it, and aunt can't stand it. If there is a chance, we can do it. If there is no chance, we have to create an opportunity to do it? The dog touched the huge thing under his body through his clothes and sighed, "It's been 20 years!"

The sleeping compartment was absolutely quiet. After the lights went out, Li Ruyan and Zhao Qingping did not sleep soundly. If it hadn't been for this simple and honest man's talk too harmless, for a woman with super curiosity, I'm afraid she wouldn't be quiet all night.

What finally broke the loneliness was the little Lori who followed Cao Zhen for a long time: "Big brother, let me lie on the upper bunk with you, okay?"

Little Lori's words are amazing.

Everyone worships heroes, especially girls. Many of them have the so-called "hero complex", and Zhao Xinqi, who has read many fairy tales and comic novels, seems to be more serious. Otherwise, when she meets this man for the first time, she will not dare to sleep with him.

"No." The three women said in unison.

After all, these three women are not ignorant girls who are just starting out. This honest and honest man is, and I don't know how cunning they are. In fact, they really wronged the dog left behind. In the past 20 years, in addition to holding Li Ruyan and Cao Zhen's hands, he only touched Sister Fei's buttocks three times. Last night, hey, don't mention it again!

Under the hard resistance of the three women, the little Lori did not get what she wanted, and the dog left did not succeed!

At this time, the dog left in his heart, he thought that Uncle Zao knew it. Isn't he more envious of me? In fact, the dog's Loli control idea is instilled by Uncle Zao from childhood. Uncle Zao said that little Loli has five advantages: first, little Loli is easier to push than the royal sister; second, little Loli can have more than one at a time without being slapped in the face; third, little Loli will never bring you a green hat, and will bring you a large group of little Loli. Li; fourth, the warranty period is long, and you can also play the royal sister development plan by the way; fifth, the most important point is that you don't have to eat Will Gang to sleep with Lori!

For more than ten years, the dog has grown so big that I haven't figured out what Will was! In fact, at the moment when little Lori opened her mouth, the dog left felt that what Uncle Zao said was wrong! At least a little bit has to be added. Little Lori's words are sour and sweet, soft and delicious. Although everyone can say the so-called noun of big brother, little Lori is different. It's too coy! It's better than the "Asian American" that Uncle Zao often shouts!

There are only four seats in a sleeper. It's not that there are no seats on the train, or that you can't buy more sleeper tickets with Song Shaoyu's ability, but that Sun Xinqi, a little Lori, sticks to Cao Zhen, and must sleep with her.

The dog leftovers hanged his head and walked to the sleeper next door. In four positions, one of them was empty. That was Zhao Xinqi's. The dog leftovers could only lament that the world was cold. Men and women were fair. Three votes to two votes were coaxed out for him.

Zhao Xinqi threw a satchel on her bed. The dog lay down without paying attention, touched it, and took out a book from behind. Suddenly, three big words were printed on the cover of the book: Jin Pingmei! Shit, it's unbelievable! He listened to Uncle Zao told many stories in the book, and he was still not satisfied every time. It seems that my dog has to add another one: don't put dangerous goods in the place that little Lori can build, otherwise, the consequences will be too serious.

The dog left the book and read it for a long time. It's really the best! Compared with what Uncle Zao said, it is not the same level at all. He stretched out and was a little sleepy. He turned his head and looked. On the opposite upper bunk was the beautiful man who looked like a scholar. At this moment, the man closed his eyes and refreshed, as if everything did not exist.

And the lower bunk sat a fat man, holding a rotten and already yellowed book, looking at it with relish.

The dog left him looked out of the window and subconsciously touched the half dagger tied with a string on his waist and the red box in his pocket, as well as a letter in his pocket. He remembered what Sister Fei said before leaving: "Dog left, your grandfather left these three things before he left. The red box is your mother's, and the half-cut dagger and that The letter is left to you by your grandfather. He said that there is a dragon in the dog's life. One day, this mountain can't suppress you. If there is such a day, let me give these three things to you. This letter can be opened after you leave. Don't open the red box when you have to.

Before the old man left, he once said to the dog left: "Dog left, if one day you leave Songjiazhuang, take the half of the dagger to find the other half, the soldier with the other half of the dagger, he is your brother! After that, you two took the things in this red box to ask your mother a question. Alas, the woman who has suffered all her life in our old Chen family!"

The dog vaguely remembered that when he was very young, there was a boy who played with him and recited the Three-character Classic together.

"Hey, brother, what are you thinking about? The book has fallen off! Huh, stains, stains, stains? The best? Brother, where did you do it, or is it out of print?" The short and fat man opposite looked up and thought that he didn't know that the book had fallen off.

The dog said, "This book is not mine!" I can't make the decision!"

"Come on, change it!" After saying that, without waiting for the dog's consent, he threw his rotten yellow book into the dog's arms and got up to take the dog's out-of-print golden plum.

The dog left took the yellow book and looked at the man next to him. He smiled helplessly. The scoundrel didn't know whether he knew whether he knew the traditional Chinese, so he forced the exchange of books. Fortunately, he didn't bring his wife.

Two hours later, the dog left after reading the classical Chinese book full of traditional Chinese characters and tongue-twist. It was a "Wenwang God Gossip". He read it quickly, because the old man had been putting a few books in front of his pillow before his death, a "Poor Treasure Book", a "Land Public Gossip" and a "Eight-character fortune-telling". The old man never Let him read those books, saying that the more people are leaked, the faster they will die, but the dog always secretly patronizes when the old man goes to the mountain to collect medicine.

Throwing the book to the man next to him and preparing to lie down and sleep, the fat man suddenly woke up and said, "Do you understand?"

"Well, understand a little."

The man opposite looked at the dog left for a long time, as if he wanted to stare at the dog left. The dog left thought that this man would not be interested in himself, right? Goose bumps all over!

After 20 minutes, I couldn't hold it any longer. I sighed, "Brother, is your life expensive?"

"What do you say?" The dog left a picture of flattisation and curiosity.

"Brother, the reason why I say that your life is expensive is that your body is full of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and the five elements are inseparable. Geng and Xin are gold, which are half of the knives you carry around your waist; A and B are wooden objects with wooden attributes on your body. You can't see them. Virtual and real; Hai and Zi belong to water, C and Ding belong to fire, water and fire blend, four women and one man, water and fire are all double; Wu, self belongs to the earth, you have a strong earthy smell, beggar becomes a prince! You have committed ten women in your life, and there are endless disasters, and there are brothers who can come to sacrifice their lives to save..."

The fat man talked for a long time, and the dog didn't say anything. He stared at the man for about 20 minutes and casually said, "Your life is full of yin. Have you done a lot of immoral things?"

The man was suddenly shocked and looked at the dog left, and couldn't say a word!

After a long time, he said, "Grandma, I met a master!" A helpless expression of beating geese all day long, but being pecked by geese.

"Brother, before I get on the bus today, I drank too much, I drank too much! Cut randomly"

Looking at the man in front of him, the dog suddenly felt that he had met a confidant. He smiled and said, "Actually, it's quite accurate!"

"Where, where, it's really cut randomly, but, is it really accurate?"

"It's really accurate."

"The stinky old man has lied to me for most of my life, and this time it's finally true." The fat man muttered, and then said, "Hello, my name is Hu Qian, and that's what people call it. Brother, what's your name?

The dog was stunned. What a coincidence.

"People in the mountains call me dog left!"

A woman in the upper berth smiled, and then there was no sound.

Dog leftover and tiger leftover looked up and said, "Damn it, beauty." He shouted at the same time.

So, the wolf and the wolf met at this moment.