Chapter 5 Emperor? A run-off wild horse? Dragon?
A month of life has passed without twists and turns. The dog worked hard for a month and got ten paper tickets for the old man, but two of them were paid by non-florist work. It was because the boss's wife showed great compassion and gave more after the dog's hard work to take care of the little grandparents at home. In addition to daily expenses and giving a happy In addition to buying some fruit from the old man who is happy to raise flowers and play chess, there are still 800 oceans left for the dog.
The dog came to the gate of the bank with the 800 yuan left, took it out, and thought about whether to deposit it in the bank. Looking at the red money, he really didn't want to save it. He had never seen so much money. He wanted to buy wine for Uncle Zao, so he could drink it in the first half of the year, right? Finally, I couldn't stand the big tile house. The big-breasted woman's ** was cruel and said, "I'll go next month!" In fact, Gou left really wants to see the river and the tower, but he is not willing to spend money. There is another important reason, because the dog left wants to find the right person to go to see at the right time.
In fact, for the next six months, the dog left has been busy in that narrow circle, and the fly seems to have gradually forgotten about this matter. The dog left it will take time to visit the neighbor's uncle.
On this day, after going to school to pick up his little grandmother who had been tossing him for half a year, he took her to Uncle Zhao's house. On the way, the little aunt repeatedly asked the words that had been asked no less than 200 times: "Dog dad, do you like my mother?"
"Before answering your question, there are three chapters of the offer. First, you are not allowed to call me dog father in the future, only uncle, and do not call me dog; second, don't ask me if I like your mother in the future; third, you must kiss me like before asking me questions in the future.
After saying that, the little Lori stretched out her hands to hug. The dog picked her up, and the little Lori put the dog around the neck and clicked. If people who know the details see it, they will definitely say a beast.
"Oh, do you like my mother or not?"
The dog dug down in an instant, looked up to the sky and sighed, "If you give birth to Yu, how can you give birth to it?" Then he said to little Lori, "Your uncle, I like women with big breasts and big buttocks."
Little Lori showed a disappointed look, looked at her chest, and touched her fart and said with extreme grievance: "Shaking your chest is small, and your buttocks are also small. Doesn't the dog's father like to shake it?"
At the end of winter, it is about to spring. The dog left the first winter without heavy snow in his life. At the door of Uncle Zhao's house, the dog left looked back and twisted and came over. The angry little Lori sighed! But I was so happy: It was a great success. I didn't succeed on the train. When I came to Shanghai, I met a better little Loli. Although I can lie down and sleep together like Zhao Xinqi, it is better than a long warranty period, and this little Loli will always bring a large group of little Loli when there is a chance!
Entering Uncle Zhao's house, the old man was fiddling with a few pots of flowers. There were some orchids in the yard. The old man told the dog that he liked cactus when he was young, and he didn't fall in love with orchids when he was old. There is a young girl standing beside the old man. With the experience taught by her uncle to the dog, this woman who looks absolutely pure and beautiful must be a virgin. The dog left looked at the woman next to Uncle Zhao without blinking. After the girl's eyes were paired with the dog's eyes, she immediately blushed. In fact, it's not the first time I've seen this girl, but I don't know her name.
And the shaking standing next to him pinched his small waist with one hand and the leftover nose of the dog. His eyes were angry and said, "Dog father, didn't you say that you only like women with upturned breasts and buttocks? Why are you still staring at this sister!"
The girl's cheeks became more red. Uncle Zhao smiled and said to the girl, "Take the shake to play. The dog and I have a game of chess."
It can't be said that the chess leftovers of dogs are not good enough. Under the pressure of ruining men for more than ten years, there are absolutely few people who can win the leftover dogs. However, once, when Uncle Zao and the dog left chess after drinking too much, he said that except for the dog leftovers, he had only lost two people in his life, an old man and a woman. Uncle Zhao said that the dog's understanding was very high, but the dog's was not able to beat the old man at all. Maybe the dog left him subdued a little Lori today, and after meeting a pure and beautiful girl, he was very interested. When he finally saw Shengli waving to him, he finally won by the old man with two horses. Looking at the dog left an aggrieved look, the old man with silver hair showed an unusual smile and said to the dog left, "Dog left, you have to hurry up. If you can beat me, I will help you find a daughter-in-law. If I can't find the old man, I will marry your granddaughter to you!"
Since the dog saw Uncle Zhao, he remembered his grandfather who had entered the picture. After seeing the letter, he cried for the second time in his life. The first time was when his mother passed away, and the second time was after he finished the letter that night. Therefore, when he was familiar with Uncle Zhao, he said to Uncle Zhao, Grandpa Zhao, my grandfather called me Dog Leftover!
The dog left the chess pieces again, pointed to the woman in the room and said, "Is she?"
The old man shook his head with a smile and said, "It's more beautiful than her, but a tiger needs someone to subdue her!"
The dog left quickly waved his hand and pushed: "Don't worry, there are plenty of opportunities."
The old man lay on the chair, squinted and said, "You boy is not in a hurry!" When you see my granddaughter, don't regret it! Maybe one day when my old man enters the picture, you will not have a chance!"
At the mouth of this small alley, people here always like to "point" around the people who play chess. They have already forgotten the words of watching chess. However, when the old man and the dog left the chess, few people dare to come forward to see it. Occasionally, a few children joke that the dog left has never won, and the dog left has always been curious. Why didn't anyone come here to point out when he played chess with the old man?
I don't know when the girl stood behind the old man with Xiaoyao. In the past, Xiaoyao always stood behind the dog and pounded his back and pinched his legs. Today, it's also strange! The beautiful and cute girl is the little princesses that Xiao Zhengtai pursue all day long. While the old man was chatting with the dog's leftover chess, he swayed to a little boy who was about 4 years old. He didn't know what to say in his ear. The child took a look at the shake, and finally made up his mind to shout, "If the dog can marry a daughter-in-law, the chicken will pee." Then, before the dog left to lose his temper, a group of children ran away.
The girl giggled, and Yao Yao pretended to be a grimace to the dog left, pinching her small waist and twisting proudly.
A young woman on the street is waiting to shake. The young woman is tall. At first glance, she is the kind of woman who can harm the country and the people. She is mature enough to add a lot of color to the store and bring a lot of business. Her name is Zhang Xuexian, the owner of a flower shop. After working in the flower shop for more than half a year, she didn't know that she was a single young woman until a few days ago. The man didn't know whether she died or abandoned their mother and daughter. From then on, the dog left the boss's wife, who had been barking for more than half a year, changed to the boss, but when he changed his words, he saw the woman's inner pain. She told him that she could call me Sister Xuexian in the future. The dog likes this woman, otherwise, he will not be busy with the salary of 800 yuan a month and take over the shaking task instead of her.
The dog left him did not play chess for a long time. The old man looked up at the dog's eyes and said without turning his head, "It's a good woman, but you are not suitable."
The dog left took a look at the woman with big breasts and big buttocks and said, "Mr. Zhao, whether it's suitable or not, people don't like me."
Uncle Zhao picked up the pawn in his hand, ate the dog's leftover car and said, "It's man-made!"
At this moment, the dog left suddenly remembered what Wang Hu left said. His life is precious, and there will be a prosperous day. Then he thought that Uncle Zao said that if the dog can beat him on the chessboard, he will eventually be a wild horse out of the reins one day, and no one can be trapped. Finally, the dog left thought of the sentence that the old man asked Sister Fei to bring to him before he left Songjiazhuang. The dog left was a dragon, and the mountain could not be suppressed.
Emperor? A wild horse out of reeds? Dragon?
The dog thought, grandma, our biggest wish now is to strip the clothes of Xia Xiaoli, a female florist.
Uncle Zhao looked at the young man in front of him, just like himself when he was young! When Uncle Sun first met Gou left, he asked him what flowers he liked, and he replied: Cactus!