Chapter 23 Your mother begged me for mercy
At the door of the Red Building, on a silver Audi Q7, the man sat in the driver's seat, and the woman sat in the co-pilot's seat. The man stepped on the brakes and knocked on the glass of the car. Then he cursed in a low voice, "Damn, what kind of car."
The man thinks secretly that there is really no secretary's tricycle, and he can run when he lights a fire.
The woman looked at the funny man and asked, "Will you drive or not?"
"Brother Dog, what can't you do? I just want to see what functions the new car has!"
"Oh, why don't you put in the key and keep stepping on the brake?"
Chen Gou left a manly replied, "I'm going to see if this brake is working well. What if it goes wrong?"
The woman continued to ask uneasyly, "Really?"
"Don't doubt Brother Dog's level, it's really good!"
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Five minutes later, Chen Gou left his head and said in a daze: "Brother Dog drank too much today. In order to be a three-good citizen who does not violate the rules, you can drive."
Zhang Xuexian smiled and didn't click through! Originally, Zhang Xuexian was going to get out of the car to exchange seats, but Chen Gou left it for the reason that it was cold outside and suggested to change seats in the car. Chen Gou left turned over and stepped over. He said to the woman, let her step on one foot in a supine position, and Zhang Xuexian blushed. When Chen Gou left one foot, he held the backrest of the driver with both hands and stayed down. Zhang Xuexian thought that Chen Gou wanted to do something. Zhang Xuexian, who had a good impression on him, slowly closed her eyes and waited for the arrival of that **. But after waiting for a long time, she didn't see the kiss coming. She opened her eyes doubtfully. The man said to her with a smile, "You stepped on my foot."
Zhang Xuexian looked down, and her blushing face was even hotter. Hot. She quickly stretched her foot back, but something more unexpected happened. The movement was too large. Zhang Xuexian's arm touched Chen Gou's hand holding the back of the seat. Chen Gou left secretly said that it was broken. After slipping, her hands were weak for a while. Zhang Xuexian just saw a man with a big mouth coming towards her.
It was not right. The two opened mouths of the same size touched each other. Chen Gou left his eyes and felt a lilac snake walking back and forth in his mouth. He stretched out his tongue and began to fight against the nameless little snake that invaded his position. He began to test the reality of the other party with double defense, and then there was a tongue war. Five minutes later, he seemed to feel something wrong. Chen Gou was left with a grievance in his heart and kept his first kiss for several months. Chen Gou left struggled to get up, but his back was held. He pressed the co-pilot's seat with both hands and couldn't use force, and then grabbed it with both hands. Oh, this place is good, and it can still be used to work hard, so he got up hard and finally escaped from the pursuit of the little snake, but he felt the softness of those two places and was still reluctant to let go.
The woman under her seemed to feel that the man had embarked on another journey, so she moaned with extreme cooperation. At this time, Chen Gou, who was very curious, opened his eyes to see what it was. It felt good. Why is it so attractive? No, grandma, this is Zhang Xuexian's Jade Girl Peak. At this time, Chen Gou leftovers had stopped rubbing. Zhang Xuexian, who felt something wrong, opened her eyes and looked at him strangely. Chen Gou, who was afraid of being troubled, quickly sat in the co-pilot's seat and continued to pretend to drink too much. He said confusedly, "A good car is not ordinary. The cushions are so soft."
Zhang Xuexian sat there softly all over. Chen Gou asked curiously, "Why don't you drive?"
The woman looked at him charmingly, didn't say anything, and tidied up her clothes. The Audi Q7 started up. Chen Gou was stunned and stunned, so the car moved?
Chen Gou left that she wanted Zhang Xuexian to drive her to the hut of more than a dozen square meters, but it suddenly occurred to her that the beautiful woman and the greedy wolf gave her a house today? In the face of not being able to waste a night to enjoy life, Zhang Xuexian sent him to the Sunshine Garden.
On the way, Chen Gou asked strangely, "Why are you the only one?" How about shaking?"
"I'm shaking at home and falling asleep."
Zhang Xuexian looked at Chen Gou left, and then said, "There is something wrong with my mother's business in Hangzhou. I need the help of Zhou Fayan's father. Today, Zhou Fayan found me as soon as he came to Shanghai."
Chen Gou took out a cigarette and sighed, "What should I do if I shake it?"
The car suddenly stopped. Zhang Xuexian cried and put her hands on her head and shook it hard and said, "I don't know. I really don't know."
Then he climbed to the steering wheel and kept crying: "Since you left, I miss you very much. When I dream, I always want her dog father. She will learn your usual conversation alone and point to me and say that I was angry with her father. I'm really afraid. What should I do? I don't want to be like my parents when I grow up, and I don't have a father.
A mobile phone bell rang for a while. Zhang Xuexian didn't care about the lost mobile phone. Chen Gou left to pick it up and look at it, and then smiled and picked up the phone. A little Lori's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Mom, I'm scared. Come back quickly and don't leave the uncle during the day! Don't leave a person behind. The dog's father is gone, only the mother.
Chen Gou's nose was sore and he almost cried.
I only heard the little shake on the opposite side crying and then shouting at my mother.
"Shake!"
The little girl over there stopped crying and shouted in surprise, "Dad dog!"
"I'm not your dog father. I'm a bad uncle who came to rob your mother. Are you afraid?"
Zhang Xuexian, who had stopped crying, heard Chen Gou's words, looked at him with hatred, and blushed again.
"Haha, dog dad, don't pretend. Even if you turn into ashes, you can recognize you even if you shake it.
Chen Gou pretended to be a ghostly voice and said, "The dog's father turns into ashes and becomes a ghost. How can Yao Yao recognize it?"
The shake over there secretly covered his mouth and smiled, "Is it exposed? Let me tell you, the sixth sense of shaking as a woman is very effective.
"Oh, I haven't seen you for a few days. I've become a woman!"
Listening to the "father and daughter" farting, Zhang Xuexian also smiled. Chen Gou left covered the phone and said to her in a silent mouth, "Go to your house, Audi Q7 flies quickly!"
The little shake at the other end, reached out and touched his buttocks and said, "That's right, the shaking of the current buttocks has grown up quickly, and she will be a dog father's woman soon!"
"That won't work. Daddy Dog likes women with big breasts and big buttocks. You can't have big breasts." He turned his head and looked at Zhang Xuexian's chest and said secretly, he had to be as old as your mother. No, he was bigger than your mother's!
Shaking said shyly, "But Shaking has been as the dog's father said, it's soft every day, but why haven't you grown up yet?"
Zhang Xuexian glared at Chen Goujiao, but this guy actually had a nosebleed. Goujiao was stunned, touched a trace of blood from her nose, and thought to herself, it seems that the benefits of little Lori have to be added. Obedient, well-behaved, enough!
The father and daughter kept chatting on the phone, and the car quickly arrived at the apartment where Chen Gou had been kicked and broke a garbage can.
He shook excitedly at the other end of the phone and said, "My mother and I won't go back today. Are you afraid that you are alone at home?"
The shake over there asked secretly, "Mom, are you by your side?"
Chen Gou left turned his head and took a look at Zhang Xuexian. He covered the phone and said, "I'm not here."
Then there was a pop-up movement and said, "Don't be afraid of shaking, but you and your mother are going to give birth to a little brother!"
When Yao Yao finished speaking, Chen Gou's pig-killing voice came out, and then shouted, "Don't pinch it."
After a "Bad Dad, I won't play with you" came from the phone, it rang.
Soon Chen Gou left rubbed his arm and followed Zhang Xuexian to 1301. After ringing the doorbell, he waited for a long time. He looked through the door for a long time and poked out his little head and said, "So fast?"
Zhang Xuexian entered the room. Chen Gou left, hugged him and followed him, and whispered, "Dad dog is flying this way for you."
Zhang Xuexian asked Xiao Yao if she was hungry. She nodded vigorously holding Chen Gou's head, and then Zhang Xuexian asked if Chen Gou was hungry? At the banquet in the Red Mansion, Chen Gou left was already very hungry, and he nodded in the same way.
After Zhang Xuexian entered the kitchen, Xiao Yaoyao pulled Chen Gou into the room where their mother and daughter lived. He took some watercolor paintings she painted and asked, "Is it good?"
Chen Gou, who had no choice but to nod, then shook and pointed to the bigger man above and said that it was a dog father, pointed to the woman with big breasts and said that it was a mother, and then pointed to the little girl with a raised buttocks and shyly said that it was shaking.
Chen Gou left doubtfully pointed to a little boy above and asked, "Who is this?"
He shook his mischievous wink at Chen Gou left and said, "Guess?"
Chen Gou scratched his head and said, "Is it the shaking boyfriend?"
Shake his head.
"Is that Grandpa Zhao's neighbor's egg?"
Shake loudly and said, "Oh, it's not right! That's the little brother born to the dog father and mother!"
Chen Gou asked doubtfully, "When did I have a little brother with your mother?"
Yao Yao explained, "It's just after the phone call, I added a little brother to it."
Chen Gou left this one suddenly realized that it was like this.
The two kept chatting, not their own father and daughter, but better than their own father and daughter, until Zhang Xuexian asked them to go out for dinner. Chen Gou left rudely took a bowl of egg noodles and began to wind up the clouds. Yao Yao looked at him with contemptuously, and then educated him, "Mom said that Yao Yao Yao should be a lady, so you should also be Shunan!"
Chen Gou left and Zhang Xuexian looked at each other and laughed. After dinner, she shook the watercolor painting and showed it to her mother. Zhang Xuexian looked at the extra little boy on it and asked, "Who is this?"
Before Yao Yao could speak, Chen Gou said, "Shao said that this is our child!"
Zhang Xuexian's cheeks were red, and then said to Yao Yao, "Your father and I won't have children."
Shake said with a sudden realization, "Oh, why did I say so fast?"
After shaking and saying a word on Chen Gou's left ear, Chen Gou left touched his head awkwardly. Then he thought, it's broken. Don't let little Lori think that she can't do it, right? You can't tell her that she didn't take care of her mother, can she? Otherwise, he had no face, and then he had to whisper, "Your mother begged the dog's father for mercy!"
Xiao Yao looked at the puzzled Zhang Xuexian with a big smile, and then stretched out a thumbs-up to the complacently Chen Gou!