The Best Dog Residual

Chapter 43 SMS

The three of them drank until late at night. Li Hu left arranged a place for Yang Huasheng to live, and the two began to talk.

"Is there anyone you can trust now?" Chen Gou asked.

"Wen Ting Army." Li Hu thought for a while and replied.

"Is it the man who played tricks last time?" Chen Gou said.

Li Hu nodded and said, "Although I cheated last time, I also chopped off one of his fingers, but I still think this person can be trusted."

Chen Gou pondered for a while and asked, "How many people are there now?"

"More than twenty."

Chen Gou's eyes gathered and suddenly said, "I'll give you half a month. Can you merge or clean up the black forces around the Pentagon?"

Li Hu left a cigarette, took a deep breath, and said, "Time is a little tight, but it's okay, but I just can't let go."

Chen Gou left his hand and touched the bridge of his nose and said slowly, "I'll get through to you, but you must be fast. Now it's not as good as the 1990s."

"Don't worry, I will do it! Otherwise, pick up the chicken. Chicken, come and see you." Li Hu left immediately joked.

"Fal you, you chicken. Keep the chicken and kill Tian Youyou!" Chen Gou left laughed and scolded.

Li Hu left and drove Chen Gou left to the Sunshine Garden. When he returned to the Purgatory Bar, Yang Huasheng was already waiting for him there. Li Hu left just said to him, "I've calculated that we are destined to be prosperous."

Yang Huasheng smiled honestly and said to Li Hu, "Teacher, that's what you say!"

Li Hu looked at Yang Huasheng, who was giggling, and sighed, I'm sorry, it's just a big gamble.

Chen Gou is lying on that **. He is thinking about whether to call her or not. She doesn't want to bother the woman. However, he can only trust this Cao woman at present.

He picked up the phone and tentatively sent a text message.

Are you asleep?

They came back quickly. Not yet. Do you think of me?

Cao Zhen was not by his side. He got up boldly and replied: I thought about it, and I was thinking about you all the time.

After a two-minute pause, Chen Gou waited for Cao Zhenzhen's second text message.

When you arrive in Shanghai, you haven't learned anything, but you have learned to be slippery?

After reading the text message, Chen Gou smiled, and then quickly pressed his mobile phone and replied: No, I really miss you. What are you doing? Didn't you go to bed so late?

Another three-minute pause.

Prepare to send a sketch to someone's brother and write a letter by the way.

This time, Chen Gou didn't reply to the text message for five minutes.

Cao Zhen Zhen sent another one.

Do you miss me?

Chen Gou's eyes turned red, and he returned: I thought about it.

I'll bring you some photos of my brother in a few days.

Hmm.

Say it, what's the matter with me?

No, I just miss you.

Cut, ghosts believe you.

It's a little thing.

Then say it.

The text message is not clear.

"The waves run, the waves flow, and the rivers will never stop..."

As soon as it was sent, the song "Shanghai Beach" sounded.

Until it was finished, Chen Gou didn't pick it up, but it rang again the second time.

Chen Gou was embarrassed to answer the phone.

"Why, don't you dare to answer my phone?" Cao Zhen smiled first and then said.

"No, that's right, I'm not embarrassed." Chen Gou left an explanation.

"Say it, what's the matter." Cao Zhen said cheerfully.

"I want to know, Song Taiming." Chen Gou said slowly.

Cao Zhenxuan at the other end paused and said, "Last time Song Taiming was made by Zhao Chenfu."

Chen Gou's face was gloomy for a moment.

But then Cao Zhen said, "However, I can contact you."

Chen Gou said in full bloom, "I'll treat you to a big meal next time you come to Shanghai."

Cao Zhenying smiled dumbly and said, "It's not necessary to have a big meal. Just don't lie to me in a roundabout way."

Chen Gou left quickly quibbled, "I didn't. That's what you gave me."

Cao Zhen didn't break up with him. She changed the topic and said, "Have you received the ponytail girl?"

Chen Gou said with remaining consciousness, "Take it."

But as soon as the words came out, I felt something wrong. I quickly added three words: OK.

Cao Zhenzhen over there was silent for a while, and Chen Gou didn't dare to talk more.

After a while, Cao Zhen said, "I'm sleepy."

Chen Gou left "Oh" and said, "Then you can hang up."

"You hang up first."

Chen Gou hung up the phone, and Cao Zhenzhen on the other end of the phone threw the phone far away angrily.

Chen Gou left to take the out-of-print golden bottle plum at the top of the bed. He thought, when we will write a book, which will be immortal.

When Chen Gou was lying in **, thinking about the outline and storyline, the voice of Nokia's classic text message sounded again. He was speechless, "If you don't eat a big meal, how can you regret it?"

Chen Gou left picked up the mobile phone he was still thinking about and was depressed. He was really affectionate. It was a strange number. The content of the text message was: Brother, I'll forget it after playing?

Chen Gou hasn't come to his senses. Although he knows a lot, he has always been talking on paper. His clean body for 21 years has also been forcibly taken away by Xiaoyao. Since the birth of Xiaoyao, Chen Gou has always been like jade and has never taken the initiative to contact other women. Unless they are forced, how can they play? Forget it? That's what you said?

Chen Gou thought for a moment and then replied: Hello, did you send it wrong?

The strange number immediately replied: No, even if it turns into ashes, I will recognize you.

Chen Gou left another message: Then tell me who I am?

The other party replied: Do you have a flat head, always wearing a black suit, a women's Nokia mobile phone with a little northeast accent?

Chen Gou was stunned, but he returned: No, I don't like flat head, I like to wear sportswear, and I'm an authentic Shanghainese.

That's it. The two guys texted back and forth.

Don't argue, just identify you.

You are really boring. I don't know you. My wife is by my side.

Is that right? You seem to be single.

Even if you are single, it's none of your business.

A hooligan, swearing. However, I like it!

You are a typical psychopath.

Yes! I'm crazy. Are you empty? Are you lonely? Do you need my door-to-door service?

Sister, you are not the red card of any nightclub, are you?

The red card is not, but my business was quite good. Since you came last time, no one has ordered my station now.

You are not too patriotic, are you?

I hate you so much. She is very beautiful.

Is that expensive?

It's not too expensive, just the price of one pair of hands.

Ten yuan? This is really not expensive.

No.

One hundred? It's barely acceptable, but you have to wait for you to come and see what you look like. If you're not beautiful, you won't do anything.

Bastard, it's a thousand.

Get out of here, do you need door-to-door service? Dude, I'll give you a 30% discount, as long as you're 300. Let me tell you, I am a knowledgeable and tasteful cowherd.

That's eight hundred, my body is still quite clean.

Stop, stop, stop, I'd better leave the money to my wife. Buying Durex is enough for me for more than half a year. You are so insincere.

How about the five hundred? I have my own sixth sense. Don't be exhausted.

Up to two hundred, I'll give you a seventh sense.

Add a little more.

Two hundred and five.

This is unlucky, add a little more.

Three hundred, no more work.

Four hundred, full service.

Okay, it's a deal.

Om, tell me your address and I'll be right there.

Shengtai Home 1003. But you have to inspect the goods first, and don't crack the whole melons. Also, remember the place well. Don't make a mistake. At that time, there will be no bones left and you will be infected with a disease.

Don't worry, I said, I can recognize you even if you turn to ashes.

Nonsense, I can't wait any more. Hurry up.

Sir, the girl is coming.

Chen Gou shouted a curse, bitch, and then fell asleep. Just as he was about to enter the dream ** state, the Nokia bell remembered again. He muttered, damn it, and opened the text message and read it.

Bastard, lie to me! I rang the doorbell for a long time, and a head came out of the anti-theft door. I buried my head and asked them if they needed door-to-door service, but I was scolded, and they wanted to call the police. I looked up at a 70-year-old man.

Chen Gou was immediately annoyed and returned: In fact, the old man is me. The main reason is that you are too patriotic and I don't like it.

Bullshit, my sister is as beautiful as a fairy.

Oh! That is, the chest is too small to feel.

Go to hell, 36D.

That is, the buttocks are not upturned enough.

Get out of here, I didn't see my chest at all.

I only like to do it with virgins.

It's just a membrane. Do you care so much? If you marry a wife in the future, can you make her a virgin every day?

Why not? Now that science and technology are so advanced, isn't it enough to do one?

Then I'll make one too. Is that okay?

Don't.

Why?

Your diligence is only about 400 yuan a night, and you have gone more than half of the hymen. What kind of money do you earn?

That's what

said. Then you can add some more for me.

No, you can't add a single point.

Well, I'm going to do the hymen tomorrow.

Isn't it? How much money can't you earn? Do you do it too?

Dry! Anyway, there is no business now.

Well, text me when you fix it.

Well, wait for me.

Chen Gou left a curse, a big bitch, and then fell asleep.

In a rare villa in Shanghai, a woman in pajamas held a Persian cat and smiled.