Chapter 48 Asian and American

Getting up, running, brushing your teeth and washing your face, and going to the bookstore have become indispensable steps in Chen Gou's life. Chen Gou left today and thought that he had to withdraw the "Investment Habits of Buffett and Soros". That's really not worth it. 35 yuan. When Durex has a promotion, he can buy two boxes of strawberry-flavored 12 packs. Even if he uses three at a time, he can still use it eight times!

Chen Gou left came to the bookstore with the book with an impure heart. He found the cashier at the front desk and pretended to be thirteen and said, "Miss cashier, can this book be returned?"

Chen Gou left especially added stress to the word cashier. The cashier looked at him strangely and said politely, "Sir, is there any missing pages and printing problems in this book?"

Chen Gou left scratched his head and turned it over, and then said, "This is really not there."

"If there is, you can exchange it with a shopping receipt. In other cases, we do not accept refunds." The cashier smiled.

"What? Don't accept it? Aren't there three packs?" Chen Gou left shouted.

The people around the book buyers despised.

"Hello, there is no such service." The cashier said patiently.

"Fortunately, it's not Durex. If the quality is not good, the bullets dare not fly around." Chen Gou said in a loud voice.

"Sir, what can I do for you? There are still people waiting in the back. The cashier said impatiently after hearing Chen Gou's words.

Chen Gou left turned his head and looked at the hostile eyes of countless women. He shivered, but after seeing the worshipful eyes of countless men, he walked out of the bookstore with his head held high.

Chen Gou left to a candy store, bought some candy and chocolates, and then went to a stationery store to buy some notebooks, pencils, and watercolor pens. It's not to prepare for his children in the future. Chen Gou left has always been down-to-earth at every step. He thinks that his vision is not so long-term. He plans to take these things to the orphanage where he and the greedy wolf have been to see the children.

When he arrived at the orphanage, Chen Gou left to play with the children first. Children are innocent. For those who are good to them, they will like to prove it with actions, and for those who are not good to them, they will directly express hatred, regardless of troubles and sorrows, because they have nothing to worry about, and more importantly, they are just children.

"Brother, why don't you and Sister Ningbing come here together? Did you quarrel? A child asked innocently.

In their eyes, everything is very simple. Not coming together means a quarrel.

"Sister Ningbing is very busy and has no time to come over." Chen Gou left said.

"Brother, you are not an honest child. You are lying." The child said.

"Why is my brother dishonest?" Chen Gou left and touched the child's head and smiled.

"Sister Ningbing just left." A child explained.

Chen Gou smiled. He deceived the children again and said, "Well, my brother wants to be an honest child. My brother quarreled with Sister Ningbing. Sister Ningbing said that my brother would not let him go to her bed if he didn't wash his feet, so he ran away from home."

"Shame." A child pointed to Chen Gou's leftovers.

"When I grow up, I will let my brother go to my bed if I don't wash my feet." An ignorant girl said.

"This child is so good. Come and reward you with a chocolate." Chen Gou said with a big smile.

"I also let my brother go to my bed."

"I'll let you too"

Chen Gou left a happy fart with the children.

Chen Gou left the orphanage. When the dean's grandmother sent him out, she said to him, "Ningbing is a bitter child and a good child. You should treat him well."

Chen Gou left didn't know why the dean's grandmother said this to him. He could only answer, "I also think Ningbing is very good. I will treat her well."

The dean's grandmother smiled with relief.

In the afternoon, Chen Gou spent all the time listening to the lecture of the English teacher of Fudan University. Li Hu left has always wondered why Chen Gou left has passed CET-4 and has been studying. Chen Gou can only explain to him that he is never too old to learn. He has passed CET-4. Hasn't he passed CET-6 yet?

After dinner in the evening, Chen Gou left to the purgatory bar for a walk around and then returned to the Sunshine Garden. He sat there quietly and wrote a third love letter to Xiaoyao: "Silly Xiaoyao, Happy Dog Leftovers".

After Chen Gou finished writing this time, he really waited for the text message of the woman who repaired the hymen.

The two psychopaths started another text message war.

The woman said directly: The hymen has been repaired.

Chen Gou returned speechlessly for a while: How much is it?

You bastard, I took 400 yuan, and they opened their mouths for 800 yuan. It's more than half, twice as much, 5555!

Damn it, is it so expensive? It's just a film.

Yes, that's what I said, but it's said that if you want to blame the man, it's eight hundred.

Which bastard said that? So did you do it?

If you do it, will you not do it?

Then won't you lose money? I still earn 400 yuan this time.

Then why don't you just add some for me? The next time I poke, I'll give you a 50% discount.

Cut, add hair, that poke is for Durex. I didn't get any benefit. It's better to watch a movie. The pistol is economical.

A film is just an A film, and a movie. What kind of good person do you think you are? A hooligan.

Am I a hooligan? You are just a young lady. His mouth is poked back and there. It seems that he has a lot of research on A film.

What's wrong with me, Miss? I just like to poke. What's wrong? What's wrong with the A film?

Well, to be honest, which star do you have feelings for?

I prefer chocolate balls, how about you?

What's your taste? It's like Aoi and Maria Ozawa. I like it. I'll have a threesome with them one day.

It's really a broken child. Let me tell you some common sense. One man and two women are called Shuangfei, and a dilemma and one woman is called 3P.

Bug.

** Thief.

What are you doing now?

Isn't this nonsense? I'm texting you.

No one around?

Fure, there is something wrong with your brain. If my girlfriend is here, do I dare to send you this kind of text message?

Do you want to do it? My girlfriend is not going to buy a human doll. Besides, my aunt doesn't know if you are gay.

I want to get you. Do you care if I'm a comrade? Isn't it enough to make you happy?

I need eight hundred.

Get out of here, I'm not happy now.

Why?

Looking at the way you text, you know that you can't be coquettish anymore. I haven't met the woman with Ganlu for a long time, and I'll do it until I paste the old man's money.

No, four hundred is four hundred.

Full set?

Full set.

Bring your own Durex?

Isn't it agreed? The sixth sense.

That's okay. Change your taste.

All right.

Address.

Wait, I've been doing it for a long time. I don't know what you look like.

Didn't I tell you that day? Big breasts, upturned buttocks, small waist.

Isn't that an adult demon?

Go to you. You are a scumbag.

No, we have to check the goods first.

How to test? Send MMS?

No, the hymen can be faked, and the photos are even fake.

So what do you think?

Forget it, appearance is not too important. You can do whatever you want with your face covered. The key is that "Asia-American" has to be nice. You call me and I'll check the sound.

After Chen Gou sent this text message, it was like a stone sinking into the sea, and there was no reply again. Chen Gou left me to remember to savor those notes in the afternoon. Chen Gou has been bored for the past six months and has taken a lot of certificates, such as accounting certificate and chef certificate. He can do everything well. The only thing that makes Chen Gou left depressed is that he can't drive. He was particularly entangled with the word car, so that day he had to argue with Li Hu about whether it was better for the old man to push the cart or Guanyin to sit on the lotus. He chose to sit on the lotus. He thought that if he had passed CET-6, he must learn to drive, otherwise he would only be able to sit on the lotus in his life and enjoy the essence of the old man's cart.

After half an hour, when Chen Gou was about to put down his notes and go to bed, the woman actually called.

Chen Gou left quickly pressed the answer button, and the other party immediately said that Chen Gou left three words, "Yamei" to stand up.