[127]Escape!

After a lot of entanglement, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.

It was not until Yao Yueyue's stomach made a "cooing" sound that Lin Xiaobao remembered that he and Yu Yinger had not eaten yet.

Yao Yueyue said awkwardly, "Excuse me, shall I... invite you out to dinner?"

"No!"

Yu Yinger seemed to eat Lin Xiaobao today. She pointed to Lin Xiaobao and said, "Don't you know? He is now the famous chef in Linshan, the little king of medicinal dishes! Let him show his hand today! Let's just wait in peace!"

Yao Yueyue looked at Lin Xiaobao curiously and wondered, "Are you a chef?"

When Lin Xiaobao saw her looking up and down at herself, he couldn't help touching her face and asked, "Why, doesn't it look like it?"

"Not like that!" Yao Yueyue said, "It's said in the sketch that you have a big head and a thick neck. You are either a driver or a partner... You are so thin, but you don't look like a chef at all!"

Lin Xiaobao smiled and found a suitable reason: "I make medicinal dishes. Medicinal dishes pay attention to recuperation and tonic. The main treatment is health, so I won't eat fat. When I find myself fat, I will make special medicinal dishes to make myself thin!"

"Do you have a good way to lose weight?"

Yao Yueyue suddenly stamped her feet excitedly, and the soft mountain under the T-shirt couldn't help shaking, which made Lin Xiaobao laugh more happily: "Of course, I'll make a few for you when I have a chance. I'm not ready today, just make a few home-cooked dishes!"

"Uh-huh..." Yao Yueyue suddenly stopped and whispered, "Well... I only have instant noodles here!"

Lin Xiaobao patted her head, and it seemed that she was really a thorough otaku, only eating instant noodles?

It was difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, so Lin Xiaobao immediately decided to go out to buy ingredients, leaving Yao Yueyue and Yu Yinger at home.

As soon as Lin Xiaobao left, Yao Yueyue stuck to Yu Yinger's side and said with a bright smile, "Ying'er, be frank and lenient, resist strict!"

Yu Yinger looked inexplicably and asked, "What are you confessing?"

Yao Yueyue stretched out a finger, nodded on Yu Yinger's forehead, and said with a bad smile, "Isn't it honest? Say, what's the relationship between you two!"

Yu Yinger blushed slightly, but still forced to calm down: "Nothing, are we good friends?"

"How good is it?"

Yao Yueyue looked at Yu Yinger suspiciously and suddenly was stunned and shouted, "You two won't get better, will you two get better?"

"Fuck you!"

Yu Yinger turned around and fought with Yao Yueyue: "They are not as boring as you think!"

"Oh, it's all over, and you still say it's not tricky. Tell me honestly..."

Lin Xiaobao bought vegetables and plunged into the kitchen. When he entered the kitchen, he found that there was no condiments here, not even a kitchen knife. There was only one rice cooker, which was still that kind of simple.

In Yao Yueyue's words, she usually only uses cold takeaway food.

Lin Xiaobao's painful education said, "You will have a bad stomach. As a qualified medicinal chef, it is necessary to advise you that your body is your own and it is not worth it!"

Yao Yueyue had a teaching expression, and even Yu Yinger followed Lin Xiaobao to remend her, because Yu Yinger repeatedly advised Yao Yueyue to live in the city. The two not only had a care together, but also supervised her at dinner.

"Okay, okay, I know!" Yao Yueyue said with a smile, but Lin Xiaobao saw that she was perfunctory.

So he ordered Yu Yinger to go out to buy tableware, knife and pot, and he sat down to give Yao Yueyue a good lecture.

Yu Yinger was very confident with Lin Xiaobao. She also listened to the public speech and clearly realized what she had not paid attention to before. In order not to bring harm to her future life, she decided to protect her body well.

After Yu Yinger left, Lin Xiaobao began to bring out a set of theories to lecture Yao Yueyue and come up with practical cases to prove it.

Yao Yueyue listened to those cases and couldn't help but wonder, "Why are the cases you mentioned ancient and modern?"

Lin Xiaobao was stunned and immediately began to fabricate it, that is, to change the * of ancient stories to modern times, the identity of eunuchs to civil servants, etc. Lin Xiaobao suddenly felt that he was very suitable to teach people as a lecturer, which is a buried talent!,

Yao Yueyue listened carefully at the beginning, but after listening to a few words, she felt bored, so she wanted to test Lin Xiaobao's determination and couldn't help posing all kinds of seductive postures.

Sometimes he sat on the sofa, with his legs open, revealing the small pink interior inside, and sometimes leaned against the sofa, lazily paralyzed into a ball, taking the opportunity to rub Lin Xiaobao intentionally or unintentionally or unintentionally.

Lin Xiaobao was already angry at this time, but he kept mediting on "She is Yu Yinger's friend. Yu Yinger will be back in a moment. Don't mess around" and other words came from my restraint.

It's just that he doesn't know that Yao Yueyue has noticed his tight jeans and a large piece of protruding from his crotch.

"That..." Lin Xiaobao swallowed his saliva and said, "I have said everything I have to say. It depends on whether you can understand it clearly. The reason is still the same, er, body, body..."

Huh? What's wrong with your body?

Yao Yueyue looked at Lin Xiaobao strangely.

Lin Xiaobao turned his eyes and looked at the snow-white wall. It was not until the breath in Dantian flowed rapidly to slow down that he continued to say, "The body is your own. You have to think about yourself, don't you?"

"Yes!"

Yao Yueyue smiled and said, "I just don't know if Brother Xiaobao has ever considered his own body?"

"Me?"

Lin Xiaobao said in surprise, "What am I thinking about?"

"Of course it's your personal need!"

With that, Yao Yueyue stretched out her hand on Lin Xiaobao's crotch and gently scratched the bulging mountain bag, which seemed inadvertently, but this action was so deliberate.

Lin Xiaobao was full of excitement and hurriedly got up and said, "I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom!"

"Gig..." Yao Yueyue couldn't help laughing.

A few seconds later, Lin Xiaobao retreated and asked, "Where is the bathroom here?"

"In my bedroom!" Yao Yueyue pointed to her room.

Lin Xiaobao was stunned. Her room? What does she want to do?

"Haha, I'm kidding you. There is a bathroom next to my bedroom!"

"Oh!" Lin Xiaobao rushed into the bathroom in a hurry. As soon as he entered the door and turned on the light, he saw that the bathroom was full of all kinds of sexy and seductive underwear. He couldn't help taking a step back, but hit the door heavily.

Hearing the sound of the bathroom, Yao Yueyue laughed even happier and lay on the sofa and couldn't sit up laughing.

After Yu Yinger came back, Lin Xiaobao got out of the bathroom, hurriedly cooked a table of food, and pulled Yu Yinger away as if to escape.