[Chapter 3]: I'm not a young master

When Cao Cao appeared beside Tang Monk, Tang Monk's eyes were still on the departing woman.

"What are you looking at?" Cao Cao looked at Tang Seng in a daze and asked.

"Nothing. Are you the only one here? Where's your virgin girlfriend? Tang Monk asked Cao Cao with a smile.

"I'm with you. Tang Monk, when are you going to get rid of the identity of the little virgin? Cao Cao scolded, and then put his arms around Tang Monk's neck and asked.

"I haven't figured it out yet! Do you have the right person?" Tang Monk knocked off his arm and said.

"Let's see how you flatter me."

"Your flattery, I have to kick it to work." Tang Monk said and gave him a kick. Cao Cao seemed to know that he would jump away with this move to avoid Tang Monk's blow.

"Let's go!" Cao Cao pulled Tang Monk's suitcase out of the North Bus Station.

Tang Monk followed Cao Cao like a little boy who would get lost at any time. My eyes kept looking around. I want to try my best to remember everything about QD.

Out of the station, Cao Cao pulled his suitcase to the side of a slightly dilapidated Chevrolet and knocked on the window.

The door was opened. A man about the same age as Tang Monk came out.

"This is my buddy, Wang Heng." Cao Cao pointed to the buddy who got out of the car and said.

"This is the Tang Monk I told you about." Then he pointed to the Tang monk's introduction.

The two of them greeted each other. Get to know each other.

"Cao Cao, have you rented the house?" Tang Monk got into the car and asked.

"None. Your young master-level figure. I'm afraid you don't like it. It's good and too expensive." Cao Cao turned his head from the co-pilot's seat and said to Tang Monk.

"Where's your talented young master?" Tang Monk said with a smile.

"You live with Wang Heng first. Anyway, this boy doesn't live in the house he just bought. You can pick up a bargain." Cao Cao continued.

"I'm so sorry."

"They are all buddies. Anyway, my house has not been decorated. Rough house. Be simple. But it's big. Even if you play 5P, there is a place. Wang Heng said with a smile while driving the car.

At the beginning, I thought he was a very good child.

But in one sentence, Tang Senglei's appearance is tender, and it seems that he is also a sultry figure.

Soon they came to Wang Heng's house. There is no decoration inside, only a bedroom with a bed and a table. It seems that it should be when Wang Heng wants to come here to sleep, or as he said. Come here to toss around when you need it. You don't have to go to the hotel to spend.

You can save money to buy more condoms or something.

Tang Monk cleaned up, and Cao Cao had to pull Tang Monk to pick up the wind. When you come to this place, you must abandon your previous total bull * forced deeds, start from scratch, and create the previous bull * forced momentum.

The entanglement made Tang Monk feel that he had an inexplicable mission on his body.

It turns out that this boy wants Tang Seng to carry forward the hard-working quality of Chinese people when he starts his career, so that Tang Seng can make more money and learn more experience. When he graduates, he can follow Tang Seng to work.

Tang Monk couldn't help but despise his behavior.

During the meal, Wang Heng introduced himself again.

This guy used to be a real estate man. Although he is not a very big company, his profit is also quite good. Otherwise, it is impossible for people who are only 23 to have already bought a car and a house.

Tang Seng smiled and said to Wang Heng, "If you can't find a good job and follow you to engage in real estate, you can't leave your buddy!"

Wang Heng said with a smile, "It is necessary. Make money together. Except for my wife. Everything else can be divided."

It seems that this guy is very principled.

But it's very appetizing for Tang Monk.

Halfway through the wine, Orange's phone call came.

The orange is the young monk of the Tang Dynasty. We went up the mountain together, touched the birds together, and watched the girls take a shower together.

The relationship is also quite good. It's the kind of brother who can go up the mountain of knives and down the sea of fire.

Orange said to Tang Seng in a very summary: "I will be very busy with the exam during this period. I will be free after a while. I'll give you the wind and dust for you then. Come and play here when you have time.

"All OK. You do your work first. When you are done, let's pick up the wind and wash the dust.

"Oi, then you waste time with Cao Cao first. Play first. Don't worry about work. A talented person like you doesn't want you anywhere.

After hanging up the phone, Tang Seng and they continued to drink. I didn't know how much they drank that day. Anyway, Tang Seng forgot how he went back.

In the next few days, Tang Monk is basically looking for a job.

I found several companies, either with low salary or no future. Simply quit everything and continue to sleep in the double ** every day to do Tang Monk's spring and autumn dream.

Cao Cao summed it up to Tang Monk. He said that he had a low eye, wanted more salary, less work he wanted, wanted a high position, and was unwilling to be managed by others. Small companies ignored him, and large companies disliked others for treating you as a slave. The result of the summary is: high or low.

Tang Monk also simply did not quarrel with him and asked him to point out his shortcomings as much as possible.

Accept it with an open mind, then correct your mistakes, and finally continue to make mistakes.

When he slept until 2:00 p.m., Tang Monk received a phone call from Orange.

"What are you doing? I won't hug left and right. Enjoy the joy of fish and water!" The sound of orange came back.

"I think so, but there is no water for me to have sex. My fish is almost thirsty." Tang Seng lay in ** and said in a comfortable posture.

"Why don't you feel it tonight?"

"That's a good feeling."

"Come out! I'll wait for you at QD University. Call Cao Cao casually. Let's have a good time tonight." Oranges are rarely so vigorous.

"Have you encountered any good things? Looking for a wife?" Tang Monk said provocatively.

"Do you think I look like you! I found more than 20 people in four years. Orange said with a smile.

"Osh, no, no. My name is Cao Cao. Kill it right away."

After Tang Seng hung up the phone, he sent a text message to Cao Cao, asking him to come to find himself, and then go to find Orange together.

Cao Cao quickly replied to him that he would be there soon.

When the Tang monk finished packing up, Cao Cao also arrived.

They didn't call Wang Heng. Tang Monk thought: They make money every day, so we can't break their plan to make a fortune!

This is unkind.

Tang Monk and Cao Cao took a taxi to QD University to wait for Orange. Before Orange came out, they squatted at the gate of the university and smoked, and kept looking for the beautiful women that Tang Monk thought could score more than 80 points with their eyes.

Perhaps because they are all on holiday, Tang Seng and others have nothing to gain, so they can only play with their fingers and wait for oranges.

Orange still came to them as gentle as before. At that time, Tang Monk felt that he had met the leaders of the future country, as if he were facing his subordinates.

"Do you still need to visit the scenery of our school?" When Orange saw Tang Monk, he said that Tang Monk didn't give him a cigarette. He knew that this guy was a person who didn't smoke at all. He used to persuade himself to stay away from smoking and alcohol, just like dissuading the kind of person who fell into drugs.

"If you think that beautiful girls in your school will suddenly appear in my sight, I don't mind visiting. It's not a waste of time." Tang Monk joked.

"Look. Orange, this is the so-called smell of hooligans now. Cao Cao seemed to feel that no one united with him a few days ago, and let Tang Seng hit him so much that he wanted to return to his mother's womb. If you find an ally this time, you naturally want to make a devastating blow to Tang Monk.

"No hooligans can find more than 20 girls in four years." Orange seems to like to belittle Tang Monk with more than 20 girlfriends that Tang Monk has dated, although sometimes Tang Monk thinks that he is praising himself. But Tang Monk can't say in front of others: Dude, I'm awesome! I have found more than 20 girlfriends in four years.

Tang Monk thinks that if he did that.

Cao Cao must have said with great contempt: "I have dated more than 20 girlfriends, and now I'm still a little virgin."

Tang Monk felt that he would be despised by almost 700 million male compatriots across the country.

They will collectively think that Tang Monk is a true eunuch.

But Tang Monk now dares to swear to all the virgin female compatriots that he is definitely a normal man, or you can try it.

In this way, many people may look at Tang Monk admiringly and then say, "There are really stupid men like Liu Xiahui in the world."

Tang Monk and others did not wander around the campus of Orange, because Tang Monk felt that his aesthetic route had been changed, from the green fruit of the campus to a man who liked the mature royal sister.

Orange took Tang Seng and Cao Cao to the "Three Treasures Store" to eat something. Although it is far away from their school, that place is the place that Orange has always admired. It is like going home when he goes to that place.

Tang Monk never knew the reason why Orange regarded that place as his home.

I didn't know it was really lively until I arrived.

"Tang Monk, how's your job?" Orange picked up the teacup and asked.

"Oh, don't mention it. I'm sad again. Why is the salary in QD so low? My friends in BJ started to get four or five thousand yuan a month, and I was paid 2,000 yuan at most when I was looking for a job. At least I am also a college student who graduated from a famous university. What do you think 2,000 yuan is enough for? Tang Monk angrily picked up the teacup and drank a sip of boiled water.

"It's not much. If you look for a few chickens, you won't have it." Cao Cao said as he fiddled with the water in his teacup with his chopsticks. Next to her was a waitress looking at Cao Cao with surprise, judging from the frightened expression on the girl's face and the appropriate action of protecting her chest. She must have accepted these three thoughts that are not good people from her heart.

"Don't be in such a hurry, come little by little. This is the current situation of QD. Orange looked at Tang Monk and said with a smile. That smile made Tang Monk feel a little numb in his heart, which was very unnatural.

"Why are you laughing when you look at me like this?" Tang Monk asked.

"It's okay. I just want to ask you. Forget it!" Orange didn't say anything halfway through, and Tang Monk looked at him with contempt.

Then the Tang monk and the three of them began to wipe out a table of dishes.

Finally, I came out of the restaurant. At this time, a few stars had appeared in the sky.

Orange is very busy answering the phone.

Tang Monk thinks that if nothing unexpected happens, Orange's mobile phone is likely to be blown up.

"Is there a lot of things? If it's important, that's all for today's meeting. Finish the important things first." Tang Monk stood on the road and made a flying gesture to Chengzi.

"It's okay. It's just a holiday. Everyone has something to ask me. I'll go to KTV later, and I'll call a few girls. Orange waved his hand and put the Nokia mobile phone in his pocket.

"Damn, when did you start pulling skins?" Tang Monk said with a smile.

"You son, don't have that dirty idea. The girl in our school has a better relationship with me. I'm afraid that you think it's boring for all men, so I won't find a few girls for you. It depends on your ability. If you can open a room with others tonight without any unnecessary trouble, I don't mind. But you have to be careful!" While washing to rent a taxi on the road, Orange said meaningfully to Tang Monk.

"Orange, if you say so, Tang Monk thinks that tomorrow Tang Monk will not be Tang Monk." Cao Cao looked at Tang Monk disdainfully.

"Why is it no longer Tang Monk?" Orange asked puzzledly.

"Whose Tang monk is not a virgin?" Cao Cao said with a smile.

At this time, a Xia Li taxi stopped. Orange opened the door, and Tang Monk kicked Cao Cao up. In the process, he inevitably touched the door, and the distressed driver said, "Be careful, this is my **."

The feeling of his ** is not on himself.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Tang Monk and the others arrived at KTV.

Orange answered a few more calls. Then I went to the counter and asked for a large bag of room.

When he arrived at the room, Cao Cao began to shout loudly.