[Chapter 6]: Tang Monk's Peach Blossom Luck
"Where have you been? It won't be abducted by any girl!" Orange's voice came. There was no noise on his side. It seemed that he was making a phone call in the toilet.
"You're really right. Now there is a girl around me who wants to give me XXOO." Tang Seng took a look at the woman around him and said revengely.
"I know you are capable, but you don't have to show off in front of your brother like this! It's only then that I hooked up with people." Orange is a little indignant. It seems that Tang Monk is the kind of hooligan who specializes in robbing other people's daughters-in-law. Of course, he is a cultural hooligan.
"What do I hook up with? It's an idiot woman who feels that she is quite awesome. She seems to be an experienced veteran and has to let me say goodbye to my virginity. How can I, a good young man like me, refuse to grant her wishes? It's not my habit to refuse a lady. Tang Seng teased Chengzi and looked at the woman. Tang Seng felt that she should show an angry expression at this moment, but her expression was very natural, as if she were telling the truth.
Tang Monk suddenly felt helpless.
Does she really want to **?
"When will you come back? Is an hour enough? It's past 4 o'clock now. Do we still have to wait for you for breakfast?" The orange yawned and didn't seem to really wake up.
"I'll go back right away. You can continue to have fun for a while."
"Don't worry, you are busy. The ceremony of saying goodbye to a virgin is more important. Don't worry, we are waiting for you to eat. Why don't we buy it for you? Do important things at an important moment. Other things should be put away." Orange seemed to feel that she had disturbed Tang Monk's good deeds and was very embarrassed to say it.
"Okay, I'll be right there. Wait for me in the private room. I don't want to waste my phone bill to come to you. After saying that, Tang Monk hung up the phone.
Then he looked straight at the woman who pulled herself here and wanted to XXOO herself.
"What's wrong? Don't you dare?" She still had a very arrogant expression. She should have heard Tang Monk say that she wanted to go back and felt that she had the upper hand in this war.
"I don't mind that I can't get you up for half an hour, and then drive your car away." Tang Seng scared her.
"Are you scaring the child?" She pouted her little mouth and was very unhappy to drive.
The car quickly drove to the door of "KTV on the eighth day of the week".
Tang Monk calmly got out of the co-pilot's seat.
I didn't expect that the woman to get out of the car.
Run to the side of Tang Monk.
The voice was very low, and there was a feeling of sadness, saying, "I will always remember what happened between us tonight. Will you forget it?"
It felt as if Tang Monk was Emperor Qianlong, she was Xia Yuhe, and Tang Monk was about to abandon her. Then a few years later, he ran sadly and asked, "Do you remember the Xia Yuhe by the Xitang River 18 years ago?"
It's fucking sensational.
When she finished this sentence, Tang Monk saw Orange coming out of KTV with a group of people.
Although the woman's voice was not loud, Tang Monk felt that they could still hear the orange clearly.
"There is nothing between us at all. And I don't like rich girls. Do you understand? Tang Seng didn't know what kind of medicine the woman took, and suddenly said such an ambiguous topic. If the person who didn't know it still felt that he had given her XXOO.
"I believe you, you can't run away. Your girlfriend will be jealous when she sees you having such an affair with other women. And my name is Murong Zixue. Suddenly, she lay down in Tang Seng's ear and said to Tang Seng that only Tang Seng could hear the voice. Then Tang Seng felt that he had been kissed on the cheek.
She is about 170cm tall. Coupled with 3cm high heels, it is just on Tang Monk's cheek. Tang Seng's 178cm height was just kissed by her.
Then I saw her running into the car quickly.
"Remember to find me!" After saying that, she drove a Porsche sports car and went away.
An expression of a villain's ambition.
Tang Monk was really defeated by her. She thought that one of the four women with Orange was her girlfriend.
"Tang Seng, that girl is the woman you said wants to XXOO you?" Orange doesn't care whether there are outsiders now or not, and it doesn't look at a scene to expose the Tang monk's shortcomings.
What do I say?
Tang Monk now feels that he wants to cry without tears, and his good image can be said to be gone.
"A crazy woman." Tang Seng lowered his head and answered helplessly. When Tang Seng raised his head, he saw Liu Yunyun pouted and seemed to be very angry.
Although Tang Monk is an emotional idiot, he can still feel Liu Yunyun's extraordinary enthusiasm for himself.
Although Tang Monk is very narcissistic, he does not feel that he has sown the seeds of love on the beautiful woman in front of him, or let Cupid's cute child give Liu Yunyun an arrow.
So Tang Monk said to himself: Don't be narcissistic, they have no feelings for you.
After that, Tang Monk and the others went to Yonghe soybean milk to eat something.
Then go home separately. Tang Monk plans to sleep for a day. If he dares to disturb his sleep, he will kill him.
At the time when Tang Monk and they were separated, Orange said, "I'm going to DL tonight. You don't have to send me."
"What are you going to DL for?" Tang Monk asked puzzledly.
"Can you let me have a little secret?" Orange ** said with a smile.
"All OK. OK. If it's about your girlfriend, you can hide it, but if you hide it for a long time, don't blame me for telling you all your embolds. Tang Monk said intimidatingly.
"I will tell you."
From this sentence, Tang Monk can guess that Orange already has his own goal. Although it is not known that success is not successful.
"I'm leaving." Cao Cao waved his hand and took a taxi. The car stopped, Tang Monk said.
Cao Cao was so sleepy that he almost drank soy milk in his nose just now. Now I'm powerless on the passenger seat of the taxi.
All three girls except Liu Yunyun said goodbye to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng also responded to them, but Liu Yunyun seemed to be angry and ignored Tang Seng.
"Since I'm so annoying, I won't say goodbye to you anymore." Tang Seng got into the car as he spoke.
When the car drove away, Tang Monk still didn't hear Liu Yunyun say goodbye to Tang Monk.
Tang Monk's mood couldn't help but feel a little frustrated.
They are all that stinky woman.
What are you talking about? I also left saliva on my face.
Although Liu Yunyun is still the kind of girl who is not fully developed, her figure is obviously S-shaped.
What's more, without Liu Yunyun's relationship, it's not easy for Tang Monk to attack a group of female art students from QD University.
Thinking of this, Tang Monk couldn't help scolding the stinky woman Murong Zixue.
If Tang Monk was asked to choose from Murong Zixue and Liu Yunyun, Tang Monk would rather choose Liu Yunyun. After all, she doesn't have the momentum of a rich girl. Although she will have a little temper, she is still that kind of cute girl.
A child's temper, a woman's figure.
Tang Monk thinks that a man will like it.
When he got home, Cao Cao, the animal, stuck his head to Tang Monk's ** and fell asleep.
After returning home from his girlfriend, the animal did not have his own goal at all. He watched TV every day, or hooked up with his little sister on the Internet.
Tang Monk went to bed and kicked Cao Cao to only one-third of the places.
Then I began to sleep a lot.
I don't know when I slept, and the ring of my mobile phone rang.
At that time, Tang Monk really had an impulse to curse the street, but he still resisted his inner desire and picked up his mobile phone to answer.
Tang Monk vowed at that time that if he was a man, Tang Monk would cut off his little JJ and let him find Sima Qian as his brother.
But Tang Seng heard a beautiful voice.
"Hello, is this Mr. Tang Dingyi?" The soft voice of a girl made Tang Monk immediately wake up from his sleep.
"Are you?" Tang Monk asked questioningly.
"This is Qiya Advertising Media. Seeing your resume, I want to remind you that you will come to the 28th floor of the Flagship Building for an interview at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. The other party answered Tang Monk's doubts.
"Okay. Thank you." Tang Monk hung up the phone. Then he continued to dream of spring and autumn.
When the Tang monk woke up, it was already dark.
Tang Monk looked at the time. It's already 20 o'clock.
I slept for nearly 12 hours.
Cao Cao's animal has disappeared. Tang Monk is also too lazy to pay attention to it.
Get up and take a cold shower.
When he was taking a shower, he suddenly remembered that someone called him when he was sleeping, but he couldn't remember.
He was very confused. He seemed to know that it was a woman calling him, but Tang Monk couldn't know who the other party was? What did the other party say to himself?
These have always been in Tang Monk's mind, but he can't remember them anyway.
"Fuck." Tang Monk scolded angrily.
After a hasty wash, he came out of the bathroom.
It's just right for Cao Cao, who opened the door.
"Fude, you like running naked so much!" Cao Cao held something in both hands and said contemptuously while closing the door with his feet.
"I want you to take care of it." Tang Monk dragged his slippers and walked to the bedroom.
"I'm too lazy to care about you! I bought a midnight snack. Come and eat it!" Listening to Cao Cao crackling outside, Tang Seng continued to dress in the bedroom.
I heard the mobile phone ring before I put it on.
"Tang Monk. Are you awake?" The sound of oranges came, very noisy, as if on the street.
"I just got up and took a shower." Tang Monk answered while putting on his shorts.
"I'm in the waiting room! I'll get on the bus right away. Orange said.
"Be careful on the road! Send me a text message when you arrive at DL.
"Okay."
"Ye-huh."
Tang Monk was about to hang up the phone when he heard Chengzi say to Tang Monk that he felt that it was necessary to worship Sister Guanyin.
Tang Seng thought to himself, "It seems that my Tang Seng's peach blossom luck has really come."
"Liu Yunyun asked for your mobile phone number from me. She may have taken a fancy to you. Orange said with a smile.
"Oh. There's nothing you can do about being handsome!" Tang Monk deliberately joked.
"Then you should be careful!" Orange is a meaningful way to say.
"What do you mean by this sentence?" Every time Orange said this, Tang Monk always felt a burst of numbness, the kind of horror that made Tang Monk feel that dangerous things were about to come.
"You will know in the future. You should learn to ask for more blessings. Or don't leak it in the future. I was accidentally taken a fancy to by that good woman. It's okay to be liked by a woman who likes to play a one-night stand. What I'm most afraid of is being remembered by the women of the good family. Orange explained the illusory principle to Tang Monk. But don't say what's so terrible about this Liu Yunyun.
"You can make it clear. Brother." Tang Monk is very polite, very self-restrained, and very qualified to call the brother Chengzi, who has liked to listen to since he was a child.
"If Liu Yunyun falls in love with you, you will feel that the so-called stalking ability has eliminated all skills. That's all I can say. I also use my life to show off the news to you. Your brother is also worth it." What Orange said was extremely terrible, as if Liu Yunyun were a python.
"You know she's so horrible. Why did you bring it to see me? Didn't you push me into the fire?" Tang Seng scolded depressedly. Tang Seng felt that Chengzi was like a gloating guy now.
"Who made your awesome name have been heard of for a long time?" Oranges don't matter.
"How does she know me?" Tang Monk asked in surprise.
"This is your problem. I don't know. Anyway, that's all I can remind you. Make more preparations."
"I know. Hang up. Be careful on the way!"
(Two more times a day will start today. Brothers with red tickets, I'm ready. A cigarette won't let you down. The wonderful performance will be on soon.)