Chapter 14 Functions of the condom 2
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The little nurse Ge Ge laughed and said, "Your mouth is so sweet. You want to chase Zuo Xiaoqing, right? There are so many people chasing her. It's useless to just make a phone call. This book is reprinted by 1 Literature Network.6.)"
"Hehe, you must be chasing her on the phone? To tell you the truth, I'm her brother. What's my name? Your voice is so beautiful that you must be very beautiful. I must get to know you when I have a chance to go to the People's Hospital. Zhang Yang fell ill after more than 1,300 years. His mouth has become somewhat poor, and he always likes to chat with people when he has nothing to do.
The little nurse was laughed at by Zhang Yang. For a moment, she forgot that the call was to Zuo Xiaoqing. Seeing Zuo Xiaoqing passing by, she remembered why the call came and hurriedly stopped Zuo Xiaoqing: "Zuo Xiaoqing, your brother called!"
Zuo Xiaoqing was stunned. She thought it was Tian Bin's call, so she grabbed the phone and called, "Brother!"
Hearing Zuo Xiaoqing's soft voice, the pores all over Zhang Yang's body became comfortable, and he brazenly agreed, "Oh!"
Zuo Xiaoqing suddenly heard his voice. Her heart accelerated and beat a few times for no reason. She blushed and hummed. Several nurses looked at Zuo Xiaoqing. The little nurse who just answered the phone just now was even more confused. She was flirting. It was definitely not her brother who called.
Zuo Xiaoqing turned around with some embarrassment and whispered, "Does a person have an airs when he is an official? You don't even reply to the call?"
Zhang Yang picked up his grievances: "You don't know that this Heishanzi Township is simply a remote place where chickens don't lay eggs and birds don't shit. The pager has no signal here at all. I spent 9,800 to buy a Chinese machine and now it has become the ears of deaf people. It's
Zuo Xiaoqing couldn't help laughing: "You deserve it. This is the end of your unscrupulous pursuit of ill-gotten gains!"
"Are you calling me to be in trouble?"
Zuo Xiaoqing was silent. She said this matter in intention. She had no face. She bit her lower lip: "It's nothing, it's just... I just want you to be a shield for me!" Seeing Gao Wei coming from a distance, Zuo Xiaoqing immediately thought of an excuse.
Zhang Yang said with a smile, "Gao Wei's grandson dares to pester you again. I'll break his leg when I go back."
"Don't mess around!" Zuo Xiaoqing knew that Zhang Yang was a dare to say and do, so she hurriedly stopped him.
Zhang Yang opened the condom box while talking on the phone, picked up a box of condoms, and looked at the hot pictures on it. Zhang Daguanren has been depressed for more than 1,300 years. Some parts are **, and unconsciously they are straight and hard.
"Is the work going well?" Zuo Xiaoqing asked with concern.
"It's okay. The leaders here are very supportive of my work. Well, I just set up a working group to serve as the deputy team leader and go to the grassroots to publicize the family planning work." As Zhang Yang said, he looked at the instructions for the use of condoms, which he had never worn before.
Zuo Xiaoqing laughed softly: "I'm afraid that some people will report good news but not bad news. If there are any difficulties, maybe I can help you."
"How do you wear a condom?" Zhang Daguan immediately raised a direct question without shouting.
Zuo Xiaoqing's face was hot, and she bit her lower lip tightly. This bastard can say such a bastard's words over the phone. Zuo Xiaoqing looked at the phone shyly and angrily: "Go to hell!" Then she hung up the phone fiercely, and then found that all the eyes around her were gathered on her. Gao Wei, who happened to pass by her, also looked at her inexplicably in surprise. At this time, Zuo Xiaoqing felt that she could not find a crack to get in. She ran to the office with a red face and ran.
Zhang Guanren listened to the busy voice, and then hung up the phone helplessly, tore open the outer packaging of the condom, and gently rolled the circle into a long strip. He said in his heart that this layer of leather case could not suffolicate people to death on that word. He pulled his hands hard and pulled it out a foot long. He blew his breath until it was blown to the size of a winter melon, and then tied a knot and threw it into the air. I thought that it was also good to play as a balloon.
"Director Zhang...ah!" Xiao Wei pushed the door in and saw the scene in front of him. He was obviously shocked. His face turned red like a fire. The director was so naughty that he blew it so big.
Zhang Yang grabbed the condom and put it down, but accidentally touched the nail at the edge of the table and sent out a 'pung!' The ground exploded, and even he himself was shocked.
Xiao Wei wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. He finally controlled his emotions: "Director Zhang, Deputy Head of the township of Guo asked me to inform you to gather at the gate of the township government at 3 p.m. and go to Shangqinghe Village to check the work first."
Zhang Yang then remembered the matter of the working group and nodded: "No problem, by the way, Xiao Wei, when I go out these days, the family planning work in the countryside will be handed over to you for the time being."
"Director Zhang, don't worry. If you don't understand anything, I will consult Director Geng." This little girl is very well-behaved.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the five members of the working group gathered at the gate of the township government. Except for Zhang Yang, it was not the first time for anyone else to engage in such a job, so there was no expression of excitement and expectation on his face. The expression on the face of the leader of the working group and the deputy head of Guo Everything about life has been pointed to him. This time, the inspection work must be more serious, and some achievements should be made seriously.
The working group is equipped with a car, that is, the small face of the Songhua River that Hu Aimin drives on weekdays. The driver is Du Yufeng, the deputy director of the township police station. Du Yufeng is 1.8 meters tall and weighs 180 pounds. He shaves the stubble against his scalp. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes, which Police uniform, probably people will think that it is a recidivist who has just come out of prison. In short, this guy is very fierce.
Guo Daliang, as the deputy head of the township, sat in the co-pilot. In the eyes of the villagers, the co-pilot's seat is a representative position of status, and the deputy head of Guo's township should not give up.
When Zhang Yang came, Dong Kaizheng and Zhu Chuan, the township propaganda officer of the Agricultural Science Station, were already sitting in the second row, leaving Zhang Yang in the last row. Zhang Yang had some ideas. After all, he was the deputy leader of the working group appointed by Secretary Wang himself. This position was too in line with his identity. Dong Kaizheng' It's not clear, but the black and thin Zhu Chuan is just a township propaganda officer. From any point of view, the level of this man is lower than himself. He actually dares to sit in front of himself, and Zhang Yang will inevitably slander.
Xiao Wei helped Zhang Yang put two boxes of condoms into the car, and then Zhang Yang came to the last row to sit.
Du Yufeng lit a red camellia, looked at the two boxes of things beside Zhang Yang from the rearview mirror, and laughed: "Director Zhang, give me two boxes later."
Zhang Yangle nodded hehe: "There are only two models 33 and 31. I don't know if they are suitable for you."
Du Yufeng smiled and said, "33 is okay. It's not wearing shoes. This thing is elastic, and it's nothing to squeeze a little!"
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