Chapter 40 Let You Eat Shit 7

Zhuge Butiang scratched his head. There was nothing he could do. He had to pull Pang Xiner over and whispered a few words in her ear.

Pang Xiner looked much better and hummed, "You are really a bad guy. You can also think of this kind of prank."

"Alas, isn't it for art to appear~~~" Zhuge said magnificently.

Pang Xiner squatted down, grabbed a glutinous rice ball again, and said, "I haven't done this thing. Don't blame me if you don't do it well."

"It doesn't matter. It's okay."

"How wide and thin is it?" Pang Xiner asked.

Zhuge Wuliang said speechlessly, "Why are you so disgusting..."

Pang Xiner glanced at him angrily, kneaded the glutinous rice ball in her hand with her slender fingers, rubbed it into one, and then carefully coiled it together. Zhuge Bliang squatted aside and watched with relish, while Sun Ziming almost vomited and turned his face aside and dared not look.

Zhuge buting nodded frequently and was quite satisfied with Pang Xiner's technique. Looking at the "artwork" that gradually took shape in Pang Xiner's hands, Zhuge was not bright and swd his lips.

"What are you talking about? Are you hungry when you see this thing?" Sun Tzu was speechless.

Pang Xiner gave him a white look and said, "Pig, who are you going to harm?"

"You two have so much nonsense. Of course, it's prepared for Xuanqingmen. Do you want to eat it?" Zhuge is depressed.

A few minutes later.

"It's done. What do you think?" Pang Xiner resisted the feeling of vomiting and handed the "crafts" made by herself to Zhuge Fuliang.

Zhuge Fuliang took it in his hand, looked left and right, and said with a smile, "Hey, it's really not bad, grandson, how do you think you're doing?"

"Take it aside!" Sun Ziming looked ugly and drank heavily. At this moment, he was about to vomit.

Zhuge Buteng took out a jade dish and put the "craftshou" made by Pang Xiner on it. It is necessary to say that Pang Xiner is skillful. This "craft" is delicate and slightly upturned. The whole piece of glutinous rice cake and brown sugar are piled on it, just like real.

Zhuge Fuliang took out a jade plate again and said with a smile, "Grandson, I don't care what method you use. You can get me a real one."

"Ah!" Sun Ziming wanted to kill people at this moment and shouted, "You... What the hell are you going to do!"

Sun Ziming is almost roaring.

"Don't be so loud, be careful to be heard." Zhuge Buleang looked around and said, "Grandson, go and get me a real one. Even if you use all the energy to breastfeed, you have to get it out."

"Impossible!" Sun Ziming shouted.

Zhuge Fuliang smiled and said, "Last time you asked me to give the jade charm to Sister Yin, don't you want to know what Sister Yin said?"

"What did she say?" Sun Ziming's eyes lit up immediately.

Do you want to know? Pull it!" Zhuge Fuliang handed the jade dish to Sun Ziming with a smile.

Zhuge's bright cycle gradually seduced, constantly suppressing Sun Ziming with Yin Mengli. Finally, Sun Ziming still couldn't help it. He passed the jade dish and turned to the bushes not far away.

Then, a sound of "Uh-huh, ah, ah" sounded from the bushes. Zhuge Bushang squatted aside and shouted, "Come on, work hard!" And so on.

Pang Xiner twisted her pretty face to one side, covered her mouth with her little hand, and obviously felt like she wanted to vomit.

After about three minutes, Sun Ziming came out from behind the bushes with a red face. It seemed that he had really made a lot of effort. He held a jade plate in his hand and covered it with white cloth. It was faintly visible that a hill was bulging inside.

"Come on, inspect the goods." Sun Ziming came over with a cold face.

"No, I can smell it..." Zhuge Buriang pinched his nose.

"Can you tell me what Sister Yin said now?" Sun Ziming's face was gloomy and uncertain.

"Well... I didn't say anything."

"What do you mean?" Sun Ziming's face turned white.

"Senior Yin didn't say anything. She crushed the jade charm and left." Zhuge Bumang looked indifferent.

"The surname is Zhu, I'm not finished with you!!" Sun Ziming really has an impulse to kill at this moment, and he can't wait to rush up and slap Zhuge's two big mouths.

Zhuge Buliang covered the two precious "treasures" with white cloth, holding two jade saucers, and Pang Xiner, and Sun Ziming walked out of the woods.

At this moment, all the people in the square were waiting to see Zhuge Buting come back, and there were still two mysterious objects in their hands, stretching their necks.

Xiao Li, Jun Mofan and Liu Xu looked strange. Xiao Li sneered and said, "I don't know what the hell he's doing. How big the waves can turn out!"

In everyone's eyes, Zhuge Fuliang walked to the center of the field, solemnly put the two jade discs on the ground, and said, "Well, let's gamble. Remember what you said just now. As long as I do something, you must do it!!"

"Good! It's hard to catch up with a word!" Xiao Li took a step forward and was domineering.

Zhuge Buliang smiled proudly and lifted the white cloth on the jade plate. The jade plate was quietly placed on the ground, and two pieces of "crafts" lay on it, which were particularly dazzling and eye-catching.

"Fuck you!"

"He's M, this is..."

"What the hell is this bastard doing? How can he get such two things!"

"Damn it, what on earth does he want to do!"

At this moment, whether it is the Yaohai faction or Xuanqingmen, there is an impulse to jump on the street and scold the street. What Zhuge B no Liang did was really unexpected. No one thought that Zhuge B no Liang would leave for more than ten minutes for these two things.

Several elders in the air have a bad face, especially the head. They are full of strange faces. They have lived for hundreds of years, but at this moment they can't see through the teenager Zhuge Fuliang.

"You... What do you mean? Xiao Li said with a pale face.

Zhuge Buleung laughed and said, "Guys, you must know very well what this is. If I eat one of them, then you Xuanqingmen will do the same thing! One for each of us!"

"What!" Xiao Li, Jun Mofan and Liu Xu's faces changed miserably.

Zhuge's words shocked the scene, and everyone showed a ghost. Looking at the two "crafts" in front of him, even an idiot knows what it is. Zhuge Bulousang actually threatened to eat it, which was simply the biggest joke in the world.

"What's the little brother talking about!"

"Can you eat that kind of thing?"

"That's right, how can this kind of thing be imported? He thought it was yellow sauce~~"

"Don't talk about it, I'm about to vomit!"

Several female disciples turned pale, covered their red lips with their hands, and looked like they were about to vomit.

"What the hell is he doing..." Yin Mengli frowned.

Zhuge Buchang glanced at the crowd and said, "If you don't dare, then declare to everyone that Xuanqingmen are incompetent!!"

The vastness in the air and the two elders of Tianri's face were extremely blue, with a gloomy face and a cold light in their eyes.

"You... You really want to do it so much!?" Xiao Li roared.

"Huh! Don't gamble if you are afraid. As long as you announce loudly that Xuanqingmen are all incompetent people, I will let you go!" Zhuge Bule sneered.

"You... I don't believe you can really eat it!" Xiao Li's face was pale and he had no color.

Zhuge Buteng smiled, squatted down and squatted on the "craft" made of glutinous rice cake in his hand. In the appalled eyes of everyone, Zhuge Buteng pretended to pinch his nose, bit it down, chewed twice in his mouth, and then frowned and swallowed it.

ps: This material of eating shit is taken from an excerpt from a stand-up crosstalk. If you are interested, you can check it on the Internet.