Chapter 830 I just had sex
"What's wrong with the black hand? Say it, say it! Everyone urged eagerly.
The fat man leisurely lit a cigarette, took a sip, and pretended to be deep and said, "He told me... Xiaoman went on a trip with black hands."
Two months ago, ten minutes after the fat man came off the plane--"What? Traveling? Where?" The fat man's face turned into a pig liver color in an instant. If it hadn't been for the large number of people around him, he would have had a fierce impulse to choker.
"Fuck, if they are going to travel, you won't stop the black hand? At least it's her brother! Do you know what this means? The fat man waved his fist hard, a little to run away.
He hurriedly said, "Don't worry, there is still a solution to this matter."
"Solve... They have all left, what else to solve... It's over, it's late... There's nothing left." The fat man lost his soul and sat on the steps with a hippie smile, and tears flashed in the obscene fat man's eyes.
"Look at your powerless! I mean, they went on a trip, but I didn't say that they acted alone!" The evil fat man kicked his ass hard.
"Ah?" The fat man suddenly stood up, "Who? Who went with them?
He put on the fat man's shoulder and said as he walked, "Don't worry. Before leaving, I had already agreed with 'Big Eyes' that I would follow them 24 hours a day as a light bulb and never give them any chance to be alone!"
"Fuck! You scared me to death! This guy called 'Big Eye' is reliable, isn't it? The fat man's face softened a little.
"Nonsense! Can the person I choose be unreliable? Besides, you can't trust my 'little black hand'. Although she wears fashionable clothes, she is actually a very conservative girl. In the past, when I was in my studio, I didn't know how many young, beautiful and rich people chased her and wanted to be with her, but she refused. The sin was so evil that he said.
"Of course... She is my little black hand..."
Tang Xuan's villa - "Damn, the evil move is simply amazing!" Zhang Mu was full of praise. He found a light bulb to follow Xiaoman and the black hand 24 hours a day. Who came up with this idea? It's so bad!
"This person called 'Heo Tian' is so smart, haha! And then?" Tang Xuan was also interested and asked closer.
"Then... a few days later, they came back." The fat man shrugged his shoulders.
Two months ago, Xiaoman, Black Hand and Big Eye returned and said, "Haha, this trip is really fun. We're back!" Big Eye took the lead in walking into the huge studio and laughed. At the same time, he secretly made an 'OK' gesture to the evil.
'Big eyes' deserves to be called big eyes. He is a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes in his early twenties.
"What are you happy about? The landlord who went there for three days and fought for three days..." At this time, another man said.
The fat man stood up from the corner of the studio and looked at Xiaoman hostilely.
As the sky said, Xiaoman's appearance is absolutely handsome and extraordinary, and his figure is also excellent. A skeleton of Hong Kong and Taiwan stars from the inside to the outside makes people unable to pick out any flaws.
Unlike other young people, there is a kind of mature temperament that is not in line with the current young people.
"Ah...ah! You're back!" The evil glanced at the fat man and turned around and said, "A Man, let me introduce someone to you."
"Fat man, his ID in the hero's invincible is called 'slim figure'." The evil is the way of heaven.
"It's a pleasure to meet you!"
"Long time, long time!"
The two men shook hands fakely, and the fat man hooked behind the little man, "Where's the little black hand?"
"Oh, Xiaoyi can't come until the evening. She's at home now." Xiao Man grinned.
"It's so intimate, and it's still 'Xiaoyi'... Who is your Xiaoyi... Damn, don't laugh at me. I'm not a woman. I don't like you." The fat man scolded angrily in his heart, but his face was calm. He smiled and said, "Oh, oh... I understand. Well, Xiaoman, I heard that you have just come into contact with the hero invincible for a long time. What level of map are you now?"
"Oh, fat brother, you mentioned my weakness. I just entered the level 6 map." Xiaoman said with a smile.
"I just entered the 6th-level map. Well, do you want me to take you with you?"
"No, Xiaoyi took me. I made an appointment with her to go online to open up the wasteland together in the evening. Well, I'm a little tired. I'll go back to sleep for a while. After saying that, Xiao Man left the studio directly.
It was not until 7:20 p.m. that the black hand didn't come back. With her, there was also Xiaoman. The two of them held hands, talking and laughing.
"Little black hand!" The fat man squeezed out a smile from his face and couldn't wait to chop off Xiaoman's 'claws' in his heart.
"Eh... Slim brother, why are you here?" The black hand was stunned for a moment. As for the thing that the fat man is coming, it is strictly forbidden to leak to others, so the black hand does not know.
"Ha...ha, yes! I miss you, so I came to see you. The fat man smiled and forcibly pulled the black hand to his side. He said like a cannon, "Let's go, I'll take you to the 9th-level map to play. In a few months, it will be the national honor again. How can you do if you don't work hard to upgrade resources? By the way, how are your troops now?
Black hand: "I..."
"Don't you, me, me, why are we so clearly separated? It's not easy for me to come here. You don't want to refuse me, do you? A big hat 'from a distance' was buttoned down, and the black hand immediately had nothing to say and nodded: "Hmm!"
Just as the fat man and the black hand were about to turn on the computer, Xiaoman behind him shouted, "Xiao Yi, promise me that you will take me to the maze for leveling today."
"I'm busy. I don't have time." The fat man replied for the black hand.
Xiaoman's face suddenly changed and became a little ferocious: "Fat man, did I ask you?"
"Did you call the fat man?" The fat man was worried that he couldn't find a chance to attack. He stood up from his position and shouted at a high octave volume, "They call me fat, because they are familiar, you? What are you? How dare you call me that?"
Xiaoman did not give in and said, "Don't you know that you are fat?"
At this time, there was an extremely strong smell of gunpowder smoke in the air, and dozens of people in the studio held their breath. I want to stop it, but I don't know where to start.
"Yes, I'm a fat man! But have you ever beaten a fat man?" The fat man's body was shocked, and he raised his hand with a punch on Xiaoman's face. To be honest, this beautiful face really makes the fat man feel an unprecedented sense of crisis.
Tang Xuan Villa - "No way, did you do it first?" Zhang Mu opened his mouth wide.
"Good fight!" The Northeaster praised, "This is called a man. When it's time to take action!"
"It's over. Now, the little black hand whose boyfriend was beaten must have ignored you, right? No matter what the situation was at that time, it was wrong to do it first. Tang Xuan shook her head.
The fat man sighed: "Alas, a mistake becomes eternal hatred. Since then, the black hand has not paid attention to me anymore. He hasn't said a word to me, but the stinky boy of Xiaoman has been blessed by misfortune. He drinks the soup stewed by the little black hand for him every day... I don't understand. I just hit him with a black eye. Do I need to drink chicken soup every day?
"What's next? What did you do next? Hearing this, everyone was even more curious. Theoretically, the story should come to an end here. As a result, the fat man failed and the little man captured the heart of the beauty.
"Next, I changed my strategy and decided not to fight with Xiaoman!" The fat man grinned and said.
"What is the strategy?" Everyone asked in unison.
"I asked Tao Tian to help me find more than a dozen private detectives, starting from Xiaoman's identity, background and daily life. I don't believe that such a handsome and extraordinary young man will only have a girlfriend. The fat man lighted another cigarette and took a few mouthfuls and said, "In the first half month, Xiaoman didn't move. I guess he was recuperating his injury. But as soon as his injury healed, the fox's tail was immediately exposed!"
"What is it?"
"In addition to black hands, he also has two other girlfriends, one of whom is a white-collar worker of a company and often goes on business trips, so they can only see each other less than once a week, but every time they go to the room and live in his sister's five-star hotel. There is also a student in school.
"Haha! That's good. You must have taken all the photos. Did you show these photos to the black hand? Zhang Mu laughed and said.
"It's not that simple." The fat man said with a serious face: "After nearly a month of investigation, I found that this little man was a famous 'hundred people' in high school. With his appearance, he had sex with his father's broken money. I don't know that he had sex with many girl students, and several female students were tired of him. It seemed that he jumped off the building to death. One. Later, according to the memories of one of his classmates, Xiaoman once boasted that he must complete the 'Emperor's Dream' in his lifetime.
"The emperor's dream? What is that?" The group of people were puzzled.
" Have sex with three thousand places... Er, pure women..."
"It's shameless!"
"What a despicable!"
"It's so vulgar!"
Several women present scolded an angly.
"What's next?" Zhang Mu is eager to listen to the following.
"Next... I made an appointment with Xiaoman to the park and said I wanted to talk to him..."
One night dozens of days ago - "Why are you looking for me? Do you still want to beat me up? Xiaoman pinched his waist and kept a certain distance from the fat man.
"No, I'm not here today. I don't want to fight with you. I just want you to give me the little black hand. I can't live without her." The fat man choked and begged, as if he had cried.
"Why? She is my girlfriend. Why should I give it to you? Besides, what does it have to do with me whether you are dead or alive? The little man was complacent, like a winning rooster, arrogant.
"Please...please..." The fat man almost knelt down for him.
Make sure that the fat man is begging himself 'sincerely'. Xiaoman slowly approached the fat man. At a distance of about two meters, he stopped and snorted coldly, "What a promising man, just for a woman!" OK, I'll give it to you if you want."
"Really? Really?" The fat man said, "thank you."
"However, you have to wait until I have sex with her first..." Xiaoman said with a smile, "When she is hurt by my abandonment, you can take advantage of the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone, brother!"
"You? Why did you do this?" The fat man was 'shocked' and his eyes were about to fall to the ground.
"Because I have a great wish to be an emperor in my lifetime... Women are just my playthings." Xiaoman raised his head.
"Okay, you all come out, he said, you all heard it." The fat man changed his cowardly appearance just now, straightened his waist and roared around.
When the little man was stunned, the evil, the evil shooter, the evil black hand, etc. came out of the grass one after another.
Tang Xuan's villa - "Later...what happened later?"
"Later, the black hand personally slapped him and threw himself into my arms. Then, I gave his information, photos and speech to his other two girlfriends and then posted them on the Internet. I guess if he doesn't have plastic surgery, he will definitely not be able to get along in China. As for his whereabouts now, I don't know. The fat man shook his head.
"Hey!" Zhang Mu said in an ambiguous tone, "How far have you and the little black hand developed?"
"Cough..." The fat man stood up, grabbed the wine glass as a microphone and said, "A song is enough to explain everything. Listen to me sing - Ijusthassex~~~
(to be continued)