Section 01, financial fan monk on
(New story~~ Please help me recommend, collect and leave footprints. I can't send more than 30 essences this month. It's really depressing.)
The dove occupies the magpie's nest!
Do you believe it?
I believe it!
In recent years, tourism has been booming, and most cities have invested hundreds of millions of yuan to build temples.
The leader at that time was also a pioneer who focused only on economic interests. Without investigating the background of the temple, he decided to build a Buddhist temple.
This temple site has been given to the Buddha. How can a little god like Yin Shen grab this big Buddha? I had no choice but to live in place.
It's going well now! However, the problem also followed.
Ye Yi and I have a headache.
What about Mao?
That place where the yin god doesn't live. Is it possible that you don't want this house? Or should we invest in repairing a new one for Yin Shen? Isn't this a loss-making deal?
We thanked the man with glasses and casually found a teahouse. We stared at each other with big eyes. Neither of them could hold back half a fart.
Half a cup of bitter tea, I looked up and said, "Why don't we not want this house?"
Ye Yi smiled bitterly and said, "It's as long as it's that simple. This time we were calculated by Zhou Datong.
"What?" Why do you still have something to do with Zhou Datong?
Ye Yiyi: "You didn't notice? Zhou Datong is the developer of this house. The feng shui bureau has made improvements before and after the house. I was surprised that Zhou Datong was so kind. Every time he built a house, a feng shui master showed him feng shui, right? So that's the reason! Since he said that the house was given to me, he has counted me in, and I promised you without knowing it. In a way, we have reached a contractual state. I accepted that this house is mine. And I gave it to you, then it's yours. What's more annoying is that yesterday we attracted the yin god. He got on you, even if he recognized your status. I dragged you to that strange place in the morning and gave you such an important hint. What is it? Do you really think I will save you three times for nothing? That's to ask you to make a regular sacrifice to the gods once a year. Three animals and five animals, now you can't send them out. Don't do it! It's okay to lie, bully God??? I can't do it! There is a god when you raise your head three feet. Damn, this time it's over. I'm going to find a venue from Zhou Datong.
Ye Yi was nagging there alone. I was completely stupid!
Why did this fucking stupid thing happen to me? There is really no free lunch in this fucking world.
I asked, "What should I do?"
"I don't know." Ye Yi answered me like this. Then looking at my bitter face, I could only sigh and say, "It's my fault. Let's go to the King Kong Temple later. I know the abbot inside. Let's see if I can save some money.
Damn it!
Abbot of the financial fan?
Ye Yiyi: "The abbot Fahua of King Kong Temple is a very resourceful person, Buddha. Buddhist scriptures are very proficient and powerful people. He is the only one who is greedy for money.
After four o'clock in the afternoon, Ye Yi and I drove to the King Kong Temple in the suburbs.
At this time, the fragrant tourists were still at their peak, and they had to admire the leader who strongly advocated the relocation here. In terms of publicity, the King Kong Temple was directly promoted as the site of a certain senior monk, and even hired a famous monk in the Buddhist world. It makes full use of the tourism resources, projects and reputation here. It has become the leading tourist destination in City D. The incense is very strong.
The car was parked outside the back door of the King Kong Temple, but Ye Yi did not go in, but made a phone call.
After a while, Master Fahua, dressed as a monk, came out of the side door and saw Ye Yi with a smile on his face. He looked at Ye Yi with kind, kind and family-filled eyes. I felt a little numb. How did this person cultivate his temperament? This temperament overflows, which makes people ignore his appearance.
The shiny head is the biggest feature of the appearance, that is, there is no black background at all. Shiny and shiny. Under the sunset, you can still shine with the light of wisdom.
Master Fahua saw Ye Yi and gave a Buddha's name: "Amitabha Buddha and Ye Shizhu came to give to the poor monks?"
Ye got off the car and leaned against the door, smiling and said, "Yes, I'm here to invest in you. How much discount do you give?
"Amitabha, Ye donor, this is the holy place of Buddhism. How can this words be blinded by the secular things? Do you think it's 20% off?
"It's expensive."
"Right and wrong, kindness and resentment, and lingering are all causal and effect, and the return should be returned. It's excellent for the benefactor to give more. The whole temple must be grateful. It can also set up a long-term fruit position for the benefactor and seek glory and health for the benefactor's afterlife. I don't know how much money the benefactor is willing to give?
"Talk about people."
"What are you going to do? 30% off for small things and 50% off for big things. It's not negotiable. Fa Hua said this, and at that moment, he was full of market spirit.
"Buy a god's right to use the throne for 200,000 yuan." Ye Yi raised two fingers and said.
"Amitabha, please come back." Fa Hua actually turned around and left.
"Add a free visit." Ye Yi said.
"It's a deal." Fa Hua turned around and came back.
But I don't know why, whether it's Ye Yi or Fa Hua, one doesn't take the initiative and the other doesn't invite. It seems that it is not like a temple gate behind you. The two shook hands, as if Ye Yi got on the car and left as if an agreement had been reached. The monk Fahua returned to the temple.
On the way back, I asked puzzledly, "Why don't you go in? Is this a profit or a loss?
Ye Yiyi: "I don't go in, because all gods belong to Yin. The more fragrant the temple is, the stronger the yin qi of the divine attribute will be. Ordinary people can reconcile yin and yang here, and monks can even practice with the help of divine attributes. But we are different. We don't believe in Buddha, and we are always engaged in fighting with ghosts, so this kind of yin qi with divine attributes should be as little as possible. Otherwise, once we are stared at by a powerful guy one day, we will mistakenly think that we will take the initiative to attack. As for whether I made money or lost this time, it's really hard to say. He will call me when he arranges a room. I believe that the gloomy spirit will also be satisfied here.
I said, "How do you know that the yin god will be satisfied?"
Ye Yibai glanced at me and said, "Would you like to let you live in Zhongnanhai?"
Me: "..."
"Where are we going now?" I asked on the other topic.
Ye Yi said with a smile, "Go back to your own home and find your mother. I will take you to Zhou Datong tomorrow and sign the contract. After the house belongs to you, we will wait for Fahua's phone call. When he finds a place, we will open the altar and officially welcome the Yinshen to King Kong Temple as a permanent resident."
I couldn't help saying, "It's really troublesome. Have you been like this before?"
Ye Yi said, "It's really not. It's not troublesome to meet before, but since I met you, the trouble has been constant."
I smiled and said, "After making trouble for a long time, my buddy still belongs to the broom."
"Hahaha." Ye Yi parked downstairs of my house. I opened the door and asked him if he wanted to go up for dinner. Ye Yi politely refused again, but when I closed the door, he said, "Remember to bring your ID tomorrow."
I know!
I waved my hand behind my back and went home.