Chapter 93 So ridiculous
"So, I won the first game?" Jun Moxie deliberately asked the silent crane to the sky. Between the two brothers, the decision-making power is obviously in the hands of He Chongxiao, and Jun Moxie will naturally not let him go.
"Yes, we lost." After touching his mouth twice, the crane rushed to the sky reluctantly and said in a very difficult way.
Although he was very impressed and shocked, he also knew in his heart that in terms of the magical and unpredictable ability shown by the other party, winning this game is almost equivalent to winning all three games. What kind of magic power can he have to do this?
This is not what you can understand at all!
Because of the so-called speed and strength of himself and his third brother, it is completely useless in the face of the other party's thorough magic power! Er, this is He Chongxiao's inner idea, and Xiong Kaitian is probably the same idea, which is basically the same.
"Concession!" Jun Moxie arched his hand with a smile: "In the next game, it's your turn. Why don't you two go together? I won't mind."
But we mind, just your magic power. If I fight hard with you, it's just looking for abuse. It's really stupid for us! The two people who were still a little eager to try suddenly became a little guided.
There is no doubt that Jun Moxie took the lead, which greatly shocked the two people and completely eliminated the small abacus in their hearts.
He Chongxiao and Xiong Kaitian frowned at the same time and looked embarrassed.
What can you compare with such a master? It seems that I have to lose more than anything else.
The two of them muttered together for a long time. The more they discussed, the bigger their heads were. The more they discussed, the more they felt uncertain. They lost more than anything else, and their eyebrows became tighter and tighter.
After discussion, neither of them spoke. Big eyes and small eyes are all at a loss.
"It seems that you can't discuss a result for a while. Why don't you discuss it first and I'll go home and sleep first?" Don't be evil.
"What are you so arrogant about? I came to compare with you. Xiong Kaitian was furious. He opened his mouth and cursed angrily, but he was stuck by himself. He compared five or six times in his mouth. He didn't say anything, but made himself sweaty.
"What on earth is it compared to?" Jun Moxie is chasing after him.
"Compepared" with your uncle. The bear couldn't think of it for a long time. He was so angry that he was so angry. What are you in a hurry? It was agreed that we would come up with the question. What are you urging? Do you have a little demeanor?"
Jun Moxie's face was full of black lines, and he almost got it. What's my uncle? Fortunately, I heard the next sentence, otherwise Jun Moxie had an impulse to braise the bear's paw on the spot, and he also had a high demeanor. You have the meaning of a little master.
"Is there a comparison or not? I guess it's almost dawn! You are very free, but I still have a lot of things to do!" Master Jun is not that kind of good-tempered person, and he suddenly jumped: "You two big men. How can it be more ink than women?
"I'm compared with you" Xiong Kaitian listened to him scolding his mother, which was the most unbearable thing for him. He jumped up. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and shouted out loudly: "I'm peeing with you!"
What? When Jun Moxie heard these words, he was like being hit by thunder and fell to the ground. He looked dizzy at the big man in front of him with a tough face. Unexpectedly, "Bing than peeing, these words can actually be said from his mouth!
Do you really think you are a three-year-old child?
This mystery, Jun Moxie almost suspected that he had heard it wrong.
He Chongxiao was also shocked. Some pointed mouths were wide open, and his slender eyes couldn't help staring round, making his pupils getting smaller and smaller.
"bi"bi"pee? Jun Moxie opened his mouth and stared at him, like a duck hit by thunder, talking and shaking his head. I'm still doubting my ears.
"Not bad! Pee!" Now that he has said it, Xiong Kaishan seems to be a little desperate. It's a little heroic; it's like a kiw sister who is scratching her head and shouting, but she suddenly takes off into a slang, but she is a little unscrupulous. I just want to pee with you! Well, it was agreed that the method of the second game would be formulated by us. Do you want to go back on your word?
"Compare, how are you going to compare? Higher than? Or is it far away? Or, more? Jun Moxie's mouth tilted his teeth, hiss took a breath of cold air, and both eyes were hung upside down.
A master of the supreme Shenxuan, a master-level figure, actually took the initiative to pee with me? Speaking of which, I seem to have tried this test, but it seems that I did it before I was three years old, and I absolutely didn't do it after the age of three,
A man, a male creature. In front of outsiders, take out your own objects and do it like that. Why is it easy to say that it's not good? This product is also too fierce. Isn't it a beast, oh, no, high-end mysterious beasts don't care about this?!
What's the matter! But at this time, you have to be hardened. Who told you to underestimate the shamelessness of others? No, it seems that cranes and Kumamoto are beasts. In addition, they are still top-notch, so naturally they are more relaxed!
"One is not higher, the other is not farther, let alone more. The comparison methods you mentioned are all made by rough people. We are seniors. How can we be so vulgar?"
The bear opens and stops. Humph. Enjoy two voices and clear your throat. Even if he is a black bear's face, but he also has a stingle. "If you lose the tattoo field, your brothers will do something for the person who is unknown in front of you. Who knows what this person will ask?
Is there anything easy for such a person to do?
So the bear opens the mountain and crosses his heart. *** Anyway, no one else saw it, so it's shameless. What can you do? As long as the game is finally won. Even if it's a little beast, our brother is not a human being!
"You just made an action. We can't do it, so we are willing to give up. Xiong Kaishan tried his best to hold his face, lest he would show shame when he relaxed: "Now I also make a move, as long as you can do it again, even if we lose. If you can't do it, you lose!"
"The action of peeing?" Jun Moxie stared at him: Does this thing have any special movements? This seems to be something that can be done spontaneously as soon as no one teaches you at birth. Now that it has grown so big, whether it is one hand, two hands or an upside down hand, it can be smooth and freely. Whether it's standing on your stomach, even twisting your buttocks or jumping high, or even doing it while running, it's not difficult. As for circles and other things, it's not a problem.
really can't do it, squatting" Er, it's also okay. In addition, don't you need to use your nose to do this? Then I really can't do it.
"Nonsense! Of course, it's the act of peeing. Can it still be a drinking action?! Xiong Kaishan was a little unable to get off the stage. Seeing his appearance, he was even more guilty. He hurriedly scolded and reminded him, "Take a good look. I'm going to start doing it...
Jun Moxie couldn't bear to close his eyes: What's the matter? Do you have to stare at your eyes when you pee? I'm not a beautiful woman. I really think you can pee out of flowers.
Just when I thought so, I saw Xiong Kaishan exhaling and roaring, and two thick feet slammed on the ground. A burly body flew majestically for a long time, and it was strange to go straight up to the sky! The action is unrestrained, natural, and there is no delay. It is worthy of the level of the Supreme Shenxuan!
"Good body!" Jun Moxie raised his head. He clapped his hands without any regret. There was confusion in his eyes: Didn't this one say he wanted to pee? Why did you go to heaven?
Young Master Jun's doubts were quickly revealed
The bear in the air grind proudly. While his body was still rising, his hands untied his trousers belt at a very fast speed. He stretched out his hand into it, grabbed it, and then quickly took it out. His cheeks shivered. He held it with one hand in mid-air, straightened his chest and tightened his stomach. With a force, a yellow and bright water arrow flooded like the Yellow River and spewed out sneered.
Jun Mo's eyes are tongue-dropping, and there is a strong impulse to faint in the past, "
The crane on one side suddenly covered his face,,
What's the shame? I'm leaving now. No, I'm so sorry for being ashamed. It should be a "lost beast"!
Xiong Kaishan's burly body is still upright in the air. His eyes look affectionately at the distance, his chest is bulging, and his hands are placed in the bird-catching style of **. The body is slowly rotating, and the shiny water arrow is sprayed in all directions with his rotation. "The thickness is uniform, the same When it is close to the ground. It's already a huge drop of water"
Xiong Kai's mountain clothes are fluttering, his body is light and graceful, and he is extremely unrestrained in the air. From afar, it is elegant and generous. It's really like a fairy in the sky, er, except for the indecent parts.
Although his body is also falling slowly, the slow speed of falling is simply negligible.
Finally came to an end, the water arrow that was spraying around slowly contracted the range and finally cut off the flow. Then, Xiong Kaishan shivered very comfortably in the air, and his hands were quickly fiddled. Put that sharp stuff into the crotch.
Unexpectedly, there is still time to tie the belt with a one-shaped bow.
After everything was over, Xiong Kaishan's body fell leisurely, elegant and elegant, and his face was not flushed or breathless. He smiled at Jun Moxie with a group of high demeanor, leading and saluted him.
"I drank less water before." Xiong Kaishan seemed to have some regrets, and felt that what he had done was not yet perfect.
Master Jun has quietly reached the extreme!
I remember that one day in my previous life, I happened to see a buddy drinking too much. He ran to the cross road in three steps and two steps. ** On the police's command platform, he unscrupulously took off his trousers and pointed at the rolling car in all directions to release the water gun. At that time, Teacher; but I didn't expect that compared with the current Xiong Kaishan, it's simply a little witch! This difficulty alone has increased by at least a thousand times!
It's amazing!
Xiong Kaishan tightened his belt. Yi Yangyang said, "Kon, we've finished the demonstration, and now it's your turn!"
Jun Moxie looked at the "Supreme Master" level master whose face was three times thicker than the Great Wall combined. He shook his head and sighed deeply and said, "I admit defeat!"
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