Chapter 60 Let me be a hooligan today
"What? Should I know? Are they very famous? The person who asked was very surprised. Are these two obscene and self-righting guys actually some great big shots? Look at this image, it doesn't look like it."
"The four evils of the capital, you should know, right?" The other man hung his eyes and said in a tone of pointing out.
"I know this; it's nothing more than fat pig Tang, the bully, the bedbugs in the toilet and the flies on the dinner table?"
"Not bad! These two in front of you. It is the legendary fat pig Tang and the bully! They are the other two major harms that are as famous as the bed bugs in the toilet and the flies on the dinner table!"
"No wonder I feel that there is an anti-human impulse at the sight of these two people, so it is! The four evils of the capital, tt-tt, when I saw it today, it really lives up to its reputation!"
"Yes, it's really bad to say that. Such a scum is also qualified to participate in the talent banquet. The world is getting worse and the people are not rich, alas!"
"Alas" I stand side by side with such scum in the world. I can't wait to grab the ground with my head. I'm ashamed!" He sighed in the same voice and gasped. Words like that. There was a lot of noise, and everyone looked sideways at the long-known "two major harms" pointing and whispering. In everyone's eyes, they are all contemptuous and disdainful.
Jun Moxie and Tang Yuan are unheard of and very comfortable.
"Fatty, do you remember what I said to you the other day?" Jun Mo's low voice.
"Can't forget" Tang Yuan opened his eyelids lazily: "Can you still trust our family?"
"I'm just afraid that your boy's lard will be blindfolded, and the fat will block your eyes, grass!" Jun Mo cursed evilly.
"If a gentleman is not heavy, why is he not powerful! Yes. That's what my grandfather said. Tang Yuan shook his head and had his own
"How dare you say that you are a gentleman!" Jun Moxie vomited. Besides, there is no real gentleman now!
After dealing with the fat man's side, Jun Moxie is a little relieved, and the rest depends on his performance! Damn it, let's take a look at you mallets today. What is a hooligan! I'm a hooligan, I won't kill you!
Wait here? How can I have such international time? Humph, let me be a hooligan today!
"Then who, who are you talking about, what are you looking at? Does it look good?" Jun Moxie hung his eyes and asked a guy who was secretly looking at his oily noodles. This guy, I know, is from the Meng family. Last time, I participated in framing Tang Pangzi with Meng Haizhou. I remember that his name seemed to be Meng Fei, but now of course, I pretended not to know him.
"I didn't see anything." The guy named Meng Fei was also very hanged. He tilted his eyes and turned his head, giving Jun Mo Xie a head in the future. That's right. Who doesn't have an identity when he receives an invitation? The Meng family is not a small family.
"Damn it" Jun Moxie lengthen his tone and screamed strangely, while rolling his sleeves. On the one hand, he had to take off his clothes and rush forward: "***Who are you from? Do you know who you are talking to? Grass! What are you looking at? Look at your mother's head! Look again, and then I'll pick out your eyes and stuff them in your asshole. Do you believe it or not?!"
Mr. Jun straightened his neck, his blue veins bulged high, bit his teeth, hung his eyes, and his mouth foam splashed everywhere.
Meng Fei, the oily young man, couldn't dream that he stood here well, but when he looked at it twice, he attracted such a reckless disaster. Everyone else saw it. Why did I suffer by myself? The stinking scolding that was almost bleeding and his face turned red. I stammered several times and was so angry that I couldn't speak directly.
"Forget it! Third young master, why do you have the same experience as these lay people!" Tang Pangzi hurriedly persuaded him and said generously.
Now is the time for him to play. After so long, Tang Pangzi and Jun Moxie cooperated with each other, which was simply seamless. He grabbed Jun Moxie and said, "Retain some energy. We will be amazing in the Jinjian Hall later! Show us our unworldly talents. Maybe your majesty will be happy and reward us for what we have done, and we will have a good time.
"It's true!" Jun Moxie stroked his hair and shook his stinky fart. "I don't have the same experience as these laymen!"
The harmony between the two made everyone next to them feel a strong and violent desire to vomit: just the virtue of the two of you? Are you still amazingly talented? Do you want to do it with a master? I'm really out of the way,
What does a donkey mean? I don't know his long face. I've seen it today. It's really insightful."
"Don't be evil! What do you mean! Don't you think I can be bullied?" Meng Fei, who was greasy and powdery, was speechless for a long time, and finally took a breath and cursed violently.
"Everyone can see it! It's this boy who made trouble. You can't blame me!" Jun Moxie spread out his hands with the innocent appearance of the victim: "I was going to make friends with everyone. Since they didn't come here to be outsiders, didn't they think so? Forget it, but this guy doesn't give up! What is this place? This is the palace! He is so roaring here. Humph, do you want to rebel? Or does the Meng family want to usurp the court?
Everyone fainted together. It's so shameless! It's so shameless! Even if it's a trumped-up charge, it's too ridiculous,
"You, you" is nonsense!" Meng Fei almost fainted, and even his body trembled, like fallen leaves in the wind.
You are a stingy, but you are not neglecting. He rushed straight over and abandoned, bowed left and right, and slapped a few times. Crisp and pleasant
skill, and then stamped his feet on his stomach, moving freely.
Meng Fei was caught off guard, and what's more, he didn't expect that this guy in the palace really dared to fight! Suddenly, I was stunned, and I only felt the golden light flashing in front of me. The stars were shining, and then he bent down and covered his stomach and bowed down like a shrimp. How can he miss this opportunity when he beat the dog that fell into the water? He jumped up, with a strange cry of "Oh yeah" in his mouth, and knocked him to the ground with a bang. Then, Master Jun's legs turned up like a whirlwind and ran wildly on Meng Fei's face!
Not long. This young master Meng, who is oily, has turned into a pig's head, almost fatter than Tang Yuan!
Everyone suddenly shouted. This Jun Moxie was too lawless!
"Forget it, gentleman, forgive others!" A young man's face was indled. When Jun Moxie was about to lift his foot and step on him, he pulled him.
Everyone took a look. There is a hustle and bustle. They are all from the oldest family in the capital, and Jun Moxie, the biggest wand, is stepping down!
"Who are you? Do you have a part to speak here? How old are you? Do you know? What crime did this boy Meng commit? I'm confused and want to come out to build a beam. Are you tired of living?
Jun Moxie hung his eyes and straightened up, his body tilted, and his buttocks twisted. The whole person is in the shape of a "", with his left hand in his waist. He tilted his head like a huge teapot.
"In Murong Qianli! The third generation of descendants of the Murong family!" With a proud look on his face, the young man in brocade raised his chin slightly and looked at Jun Moxie proudly. Slowly, in a kind of pretentious tone that Jun Moxie hates, he said, "Jun San Shao, hehe, do you think it gives me face? It's just a misunderstanding. How about turning a fight into jade and silk?
"Wow! Murong family, I'm scared to death, fat man, help me, I'm so scared that I can't breathe
Master Jun jumped up with an over-shock look, shouted twice exaggeratedly, and patted his chest, as if he was surprised that his heart was about to jump out. Then he suddenly changed his face as quickly as wearing a mask: "Scare me?! How could you use the Murong family to suppress me?! Tut-ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Tut-tut"
Jun Moxie walked around Murong Qianli twice, stretched out his neck and grinned. He gritted his teeth and said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! Murong Qianli, you are very awesome; Murong family, what a big name, hey hey hey, do you know the young master, who am I?"
Before Murong Qianli could speak, Jun Moxie said strangely, "Do you think the Murong family is better than my Jun family? Ha ha, how can you represent the Murong family at a young age? Damn it! That's awesome! It seems that the Murong family is going to rebel with the Meng family to subvert my heaven, I understand!" Jun Moxie nodded his head.
"I didn't say that I represent the Murong family! Not to mention rebellion! Don't spread rumors here! Jun Moxie, you can use this on others, but it doesn't work on me." Murong Qianli squinted, and several brothers in the clan had seen something strange in their eyes, and hurriedly explained loudly.
"Can't it represent the Murong family? Then you jump out to make hair? Grass! I'm really a failure. All cats and dogs want to bully! His grandmother really has no fun at all.
Jun Moxie sighed and suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Since you can't represent the Murong family, why did you come out and pretend to be a big-tailed donkey? Why don't you get out of here? Look! Do you want to take a look at me again? Believe it or not, I will caste now. You can find a mouthful of food without going out of this palace? Get out of here! Grass!"
Jun San Shao's arrogance finally aroused public anger. All the talents and princes despised him one after another, accusing him. Jun Mo Xie stood with his waist crossed, and those who came did not refuse. Just in front of the palace hall, his anger surged like a mountain, and his tongue fought against the talents! Dirty words come out of the wine; the vulgar words in the market are endless; the voice is getting louder and louder, and there are more and more saliva, but they do not flinch.
As the saying goes, there is a poem: let him have thousands of troops and horses, I will be crazy!
Another poem praised: cross-browed coldly pointed to a thousand fingers, and scolded back with one mouth!
Fatty Tang looked at Jun San Shao's thin but tall back with infinite worship, and kept praising: this eloquence! This reaction! It's really agile. It's really awesome! Really, there is no cure, only one sentence can be described: the child eats candy and chews! ( It's amazing!)
There are many different opinions. The group was excited, and the voice in front of the hall became louder and louder. Later, like a vegetable market, it was about to start a group fight
"How presumptuous! The palace is important! Who dares to make such a loud noise here? Don't you want your head? A majestic voice suddenly sounded, like a twilight drum and a morning bell, deafening!
The people who were quarreling happily looked up and couldn't help shouting: everyone in the court. The old men of various families, one by one, stood there with black faces, and everyone could hang a layer of frost on their faces.
"What a style!" The old man Dugu shouted loudly for fear that the world would not be chaotic.
All the young people were crying and drooping their heads, and they hated Jun Mo Xie to the extreme in their hearts: the image they worked hard to establish, just because this guy was lost and fell into the eyes of all the bosses, alas!
(Khan, another all-nighter, went to bed. The third update is not finished. Get up in the afternoon and continue to work hard. To be continued)