Chapter 63 Fat Pass
Tang Yuan was a little frightened. Grandpa sent it to the door and went back, leaving only to face the Supreme Emperor, who met for the first time, and he was really a little nervous.
Let's post it. Come on, give me a seat." Seeing his embarrassed look. His Majesty couldn't help laughing twice and waved kindly.
"Yes, thank you." Tang Yuan's fat hands supported him twice and got up. After wiping the sweat, I wanted to sit down.
But I don't know whether it was intentional or something. The chair brought by the eunuch was a circle chair, and the volume was not large. Of course, if you are a person with a normal figure, you can definitely sit in it easily, and even have a lot of wealth, but it is really difficult for Fatty Tang to sit in.
Fatty Tang kept in mind his grandfather's teachings: In front of your majesty, if you are given a seat, don't sit down in a big way. Just sit on half of your buttocks. Be sure to remember! But now, Fatty Tang really wants to sit in half of his buttocks. The problem is that this circle chair doesn't seem to be able to sit in even half of the buttocks. This thing is too small. No wonder others can only sit on half of the buttocks.
With a click, he finally stuffed half of his buttocks into it, and the chair was suddenly full, and a circle of fat meat hung around him. But it overflowed.
"Haha" The emperor finally couldn't help laughing. Tang Yuan smiled dryly and only felt that the sweat on his head was gradually oozing out.
"Tang Yuan, I heard. That nobleman's hall, are you the shopkeeper? The emperor stopped laughing and asked intentionally or unintentionally. Deep in the eyes, a faint cold light flashed quietly.
"Yes, Your Majesty, the little minister "Grass people" under "I Sichuan" Tang Fatty sweated profusely and stammered speechless. He wants to call himself a little minister, but it's not appropriate to think about it. He has no official position; he wants to call himself a "grassman" but he is not; he wants to call himself "under me", but this is the tone of the world. If he calls himself "I" is too disrespectful"
I choked for a while.
"It's okay, you can do whatever you want." His Majesty the Emperor said gently, "Tang Yuan, can you tell Lian?" Who had the idea of such a good way at the last auction of the Noble Hall?
"This" that, Your Majesty, hey hey, that's what happened. The fat man's heart turned around. Shit, no wonder the boss told me so solemnly again and again. It turned out that it was this boss who should know that the boss is really tall...
"Actually. At the beginning, it was because I was relatively young, ignorant and made some mistakes, and was expelled from home by my grandfather. At that time, I thought, I must do something to show it to the old man. The decision to expel me from the house is wrong. Tang Yuan scratched his head with embarrassment: "But I can't do anything, I'm just interested in making money
"You mean, you actually came up with this idea?" His Majesty's face sank, and suddenly a kind of heavy pressure pressed down to Tang Yuan silently.
This is not the aura of a mysterious master, but the pure power of the emperor!
Even if this thing is a master, or the eight supremes, it can't be imitated
It's just! Your Majesty, this is actually nothing. It's just a small business." Tang Yuan sweated through his heavy clothes in an annment of the moment, and only felt that his whole body was as hot as prickly heat, but he directly carried it down with red mouth and white teeth.
The emperor's eyes stared at him, and he didn't speak for a long time; his fingers tapped gently on the dragon chair, making a crisp "dong-dong" sound, which was extraordinarily clear in a quiet hall. Tang Yuan only felt that every time he was hitting his heart. For a moment, his heartbeat was as violent as beating a drum. He only felt that he was sweating all over, and his body was weak. Hold on, be sure to hold on...
"What's the matter? Just a sale? Tang Yuan, do you know the crime?" His Majesty narrowed his eyes slightly, leaving only a sharp gap, observing Fatty Tang's face.
; Bubu's guilt is that he doesn't know where the little one made a mistake." Please, please teach him. "Tang Yuan is even more nervous, and he doesn't know how to call himself. I suddenly remembered that when I went to the brothel, the boy in the brothel claimed to be; I thought about it. I thought it was very appropriate to use it here, so I said so.
It's just that he was in a panic. I only knew that the original copy was copied, and even the uncle called out, and his tone was more learned. The boy in the courtyard talked to the guests, whether it was his fault or not. It is bound to rush to admit the mistake, whether it's good or wrong. The attitude is really good.
It's good that the fat man has become a big teapot and pimp, while His Majesty the emperor has become a prostitute...
"Are you guilty? Your auction has made the whole capital in a mess!" " The emperor snorted and continued to worship the emperor. His Majesty is a noble person, and he will know it. I have done it inexplicably, well, uncle.
Small" At that time, I really didn't think so much, but I just planned to be self-reliant. Cough, that is, I was thinking about making some money from the uncles. There were no such small ones that were never forced to buy and sell. It was absolutely what you wanted. "Tang Yuan's sweat flowed into
Guys"
Well, as soon as this sentence comes out. The emperor suddenly became one of the public prostitutes, and among these prostitutes, there were his own three sons, and the fat man was confused. Naturally, he did not know that he had brought the relationship between the father and son one step closer to the friendship of the same tour."
"Nothing else, it's just the "noble" you proposed. Two words have provoked the heart of comparison of the rich family in the capital. It is becoming more and more serious, and the prices in Kyoto are rising rapidly. You give each line only, but you note that only those who are invited are nobles, which has greatly provoked fierce disputes within the industry and triggered private resentment. Now the salt merchants in Tianxiang City, The cloth merchant said, "All industries are fighting in the open and dark, and even several cases of bloodshed have occurred! Third, it also provoked political instability. "Chuan, of course, can't say clearly about this last point, but just this mention has scared Tang Yuan.
It turns out that the boss secretly has such a great trick and backhand! It's really an idol. I thought it was just for money. I'm so stupid. The level is still not enough. Otherwise, I would show my face, charge into the battle, and the boss will sit firmly in the back. This is the real operation. What's the other way, what's thousands of miles away?
Seeing Tang Yuan's confusion, His Majesty was more sure that this matter was by no means his idea, at least not his mastermind. Slowly stood up from the dragon chair, took two steps leisurely, and stood three feet in front of Tang Yuan with his hands behind his back: "Tang Yuan, as the grandson of a loyal and brave marquis, no matter how dandy you are, no matter how useless you are, the glory and wealth of your future life will still be indispensable. Why bother to stand Have you buried the good future for yourself and your Tang family? What do you think. Is it worth it?
Attack plan! **Naked attack plan!
The descendants of any family will never be able to deal with such a threat. His Majesty is sure of this! So after he said this, his eyes were fixed on Tang Yuan's face like a nail.
But what the emperor absolutely didn't expect was that after the emperor learned that it might be exposed, he had already practiced Fatty Tang several times in advance. Although he did not have the so-called emperor's anger. But the murderous spirit is even better, a little bit of a son of a man, but he can't help being fat.
In fact, if the emperor is just a lot of gossip, with the cultivation of Tang Pangzi's heart. What about the hands and feet of his old fox? Sooner or later, some horse feet will be exposed. At that time, even if the fat man is prepared, he can't stand it.
But now there are nearly a thousand people waiting in the Hanxiang Hall. In order to make a quick decision, the emperor suddenly turned to this aspect, but he just got into the trap designed by the emperor.
This is a problem for Tang Yuan. Good P: A high school student who basically knows nothing at the bottom of the college entrance examination arrived at a set of test papers on the eve of the college entrance examination and was forced to recite them. On the day of the college entrance examination, he found that this was actually a college entrance examination question, and it was a complete set of "
The boss is really a magic trick! Tang Yuan's worshipful thoughts in his heart!
Let's take it!
"Your Majesty, if you don't know anything about the little one, just tell you. The little one was expelled from the house by the ancestors on that day. Most of the little ones deserved the sins of the little ones. At that time, the little one was cleaned up by the family's family method. There was nothing he could do, and he was cleared out of his home without bringing his money. At the time when there was no way to heaven and no way to enter the earth, my good brother, the third young master of the Jun family, Mo Xie, appeared. It was when he rescued me from danger and saved me from trouble. Don't shy away and take me back to Jun's house. If you take care of it, this kindness is this kindness." The fat man's seven emotions on his face, and his face was moved.
"What do you mean, in fact, this idea came from the Jun family?" His Majesty is really a little angry. This fat man is talking nonsense. How can he be so annoying!
"Your Majesty, you misunderstood. After listening to what I said, I entered Dejun's house on that day to treat my good brother warmly, including three tea, six meals, clothing, food, housing and transportation. It can be said that although Tang Yuan is just a dandy, he has no advantages. But I also know how to repay kindness, but at this moment, under the people's fence, how to repay, I think that I am also a little extraordinary in business, and I have an idea, thinking about a lot of common things between me and my brother
What do you two have in common? Dwark?? Prodigal? Not competitive? What else?
"Your Majesty also knows that there is a rumor in the market that my brother and I are the first and second sdy children of Tianxiang. It is in this that we have found a glimmer of inspiration. Recalling the glorious years in the past, I don't know how valuable money is, and I am squandered. I often spend a worthless thing, but I bargain with people randomly, and throw a lot of money, and look around the capital of the country, such as me and the third young master, there are not a few children. If they are called " But it's just right. It's not a nobleman. How can he be a swindler? This is the way to make money in this life. Anyway, these people don't take money seriously."
"It's a coincidence that a few days ago, I met Song Woe, the first family in the wine world, by chance, and he was stunned. The Noble Hall got the peerless wine secretly brewed by its predecessors. By all kinds of coincidences, it happened to create today's situation. If your majesty still has doubts, Tang Yuan is willing to answer for your majesty one by one!" The fat man said as hard. I don't know if it's going well, or because the emperor's attitude in front of him has long been valued by the emperor's high people, the fat man has no previous panic!
That's all the question. How can the emperor be willing to let go of the matter lightly? Ask in detail one by one.
The fat man who has a belly case is not panicked at all. The answer is like a flow. Every reason is reasonable and impeccable. Speaking of the sadness of being expelled by the family, the fat man followed the wonderful script designed by the director of Junda, missed * points, burst into tears, and cried loudly.
A composted meat splashed with sweat, and tears splashed in front of me. "What does it feel like?
(I'm in a bad state today. The second one is a little later. To be continued)