V. The mood of eating

It is difficult to understand what is thinking in her mind. Sometimes she is cheerful and everyone can laugh happily, but sometimes she loses her temper with anyone who disturbs her silently. She told me that this is the character of Virgo. I began to wonder when Virgo became the common name of mental illness.

"Flying, the meal is for eating, not for watching." She sat down next to me with a smile and began to eat.

"What does the little girl know? Eating is also to cultivate feelings." I pretended to look at the difficult meal and said, "If you have nothing to do, just cool down."

"Pretent posture" she snorted.

"Wrong! It seems that I can't do it without giving you a lesson." I put down my chopsticks, turned my face, and said seriously, "I'm eating! It's like sleeping with a woman, which is also to meet the two most primitive requirements of men, so emotions are very important." I looked at her with a surprised expression and continued, "For example, to sleep with a woman you like, you can first have a piece of piano poet Chopin's music, then drink some red wine, and wait until everything is full of love. When you cut, you can reach in layer by layer. When you go to bed with a woman you don't like, you have to turn off the light and think about the stars you like in your mind. After finishing your work, it's the same with eating. When you meet the dishes you like, you can chew it randomly. It's a tyrannical thing. When you encounter a dish you don't like, you have to make a quick decision. Get ready, now you understand." After that, I began to eat and drink in a sea with the wind sweeping the fallen leaves.

"vulgar", she used these two words to evaluate me.

"Flying, pay attention to talking in public places in the future", and Nie Yuan is still holding his official prestige.

"According to Article 10, Paragraph 21 of the New Rules of the New proletariat, citizens have freedom of speech," I ignored him and left. As soon as he walked out of the canteen, the small bag came over with a gloating face.

"You are dead, you are dead, there are two things in this world that can't be offended." He looked at me,

"One is money, the other is the leader, and Brother Feiyang, you offend the leader with a small belly. Do you think you are dead?"

"It's not so exaggerated, it's just a joke"

"The talker is unintentional, and the listener is intentional. Look, I haven't been here for more than a year, but I have offended him." He actually took himself as an example, which seems to be true.

"What can he do with me?" I replied with a hard mouth uneasily

"If you don't believe it, just forget it. Let's go and rent a disc," Xiaobao said to me.

"No way, you want to rent a disc ten miles away. You have a fever."

"A new disc store has opened next to it." He looked at me with a smile, "Rent a film, I'll pay, and you contribute"

"You are sick, I pay, you contribute", I quickly corrected, in terms of reputation and money, I have always chosen the former.

After 300 rounds of competition, he finally defeated my scissors with a hammer!