Don't come here

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One day, I was in the gynecology department, and two women came. At first glance, they are mother and daughter. Their daughter is 25 or 26 years old, with good facial features and a full figure. When they saw that I was a male doctor, their faces turned red and they couldn't help for a long time. Finally, their mother asked in a strong voice, "My daughter has had a strange disease since she was a child. Can you help me see if it can be cured?"

When I asked what the disease was, she replied awkwardly, "You will know when you check it."

Entering the examination room inside, my daughter took off her trousers and lay in the prenatal examination**. The so-called prenatal examination bed is estimated that most male comrades have never seen it. In fact, it is just a slanted sofa. There are two handles in the front to raise their feet, which is convenient for inspection

I put on my glasses and was shocked: her lower body actually had a face!

Yes, it's a human face, with eyes, nose and mouth, and it is extremely neatly distributed. I was so stunned that I couldn't speak.

My mother said, "It's been like this since I was a child. These two eyes can blink, shed tears, and can look at things vaguely. This nose will breathe. The hole on the left is to urinate, and the one on the right comes on time every month. That mouth is used to poop, but sometimes it can also make a sound..."

"Does it speak?" I interrupted her.

"I don't know, I didn't tell it. But I think so. It has a tongue in it." Mother answered helplessly." Well," I thought about it and said, "I

Can you talk to it alone?"

The mother nodded.

I lowered my head and said to that mouth, "Hey, can you talk?"

Silence.

There is no response.

I was helpless and sat there, not knowing what to do. After thinking about it, he was unwilling to ask it again, "Can--you--speak--English?"