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I'm lying on the ground

It's by the owner's bed.

If I say so, you must know that I am not a person.

But you don't know what I am.

Go out with the host today,

Unintentionally

The owner found a pair of shoes that moved her

So she accelerated her pace and walked over.

I know she wants to buy that pair of shoes

But why don't you ask me? I'm very angry

I stopped the owner in my way.

She has a spleen foot

Don't say buy new shoes

It even hurts to walk

Very good

My goal has been achieved.

There is a word to describe my behavior

Call the shoe magic crooked

But I don't know why it became a "demon crooked way" later.

Alas, stupid human beings.

Huh? Don't you admit it?

Before I explain it clearly

You must have always thought I was a dog.

Isn't it?

PS: About the shoe demon: It is said that after every pair of shoes is worn for 100 days, it will become a shoe demon and a foot demon. There are good and bad. Therefore, some people delay time because of sudden problems with their shoes, so they avoid a disaster; others miss a good opportunity because of shoes. It has something to do with the shoe demon.