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She said to her friend sadly:

I quarreled with my husband

He yelled at me and asked me to take my things and get out of here

I put my husband in the bag and cried that you belong to me

"It's so touching, and then what?" My friend asked.

She replied, "Then I packed four bags before I finished him."

[Old joke too, the consequences of angering a woman are often frightening; angering a woman who loves you, the consequences are particularly frightening]