Intelligently unparalleled escape from the tiger's den
I live safely in the cottage. Except for the restriction of freedom, there is no special inconvenience.
When I have nothing to do on weekdays, I will find two tigers to chat. Erhu and his eldest brother are simply the extremes of the two worlds. Erhu is extremely simple, while Liu Dahu is extremely evil. I really don't know how these two brothers can walk out of a mother's womb.
I taught the second tiger to play chess for more than half a month, but I always played the piano to the cow, and finally I had to give up. Later, I stubbornly grabbed Erhu and asked him to study. As a result, Erhu Shengsheng pulled the book in half, blushed, and couldn't recite a poem.
On a sunny day, I sat alone in the courtyard, which was quite boring. I asked someone to find Erhu, and then moved out the history book and prepared for the class.
Erhu's burly body nestled on the low stone bench, tried to peck his trousers with his fingers, and finally listened to my popularization of historiography for an hour.
"Yuechen, can I not listen to these things of Ula Ula in the future?" Erhu looked at the book in my hand awkwardly.
"Ula Ula?" I stared at the two tigers who grabbed the corners of my clothes, and I was immediately angry.
"Miss Yue, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs are really difficult for two tigers." Liu Dahu appeared ghostly behind Erhu, with a smile on his lips. As soon as I saw his white face, my brain immediately buzzed.
"Brother." Er Hu stood up and looked at Liu Dahu happily.
Liu Dahu patted Erhu on the shoulder with a smile and said, "Erhu, do you feel happy to have a moon girl with you every day?"
Erhu nodded hard and said, "Well, Yuechen is very good to me."
"If your brother sends Miss Yue as your daughter-in-law, would you like it?" Liu Dahu glanced at me without a trace, and I hugged my arms and smiled without saying anything.
"This..." Erhu hesitated, and a red cloud floated on his rough face.
"Good." I happily took over the conversation and said to Liu Dahu.
"Moon dust?" Erhu looked at me in surprise. I smiled and stopped talking.
"It's so good," Liu Dahu stroked his palm and laughed, "I'm going to check the almanac and set a date." Liu Dahu looked at me again, and then he left.
"Yuechen, why don't you refuse?" Seeing Liu Dahu go far away, Erhu came to me and asked.
Looking at Erhu's pure eyes, I sighed, "Because I'm not qualified to refuse." After patting Erhu on the shoulder, I returned to the room with a wry smile.
The two tigers have been standing in the courtyard for a long time, as if they were thinking about the matter. I didn't mean to explain to him. One person closed his robe and leaned against the collapse, closed his eyes and slightly complained in his heart that the flower was inefficient.
A peaceful day. After dinner, Liu Dahu ordered someone to go to the council chamber.
The huge council hall was empty. Liu Dahu sat alone in the hall, holding a cup and drinking, and his figure was quite lonely.
"Girl Moon, please sit down."
I sat leisurely beside Liu Dahu, poured a cup of wine, and said, "I don't know why the head of the family Xun Yuechen came here?"
When Liu Dahu heard the words, there was a playful smile on the corners of his lips. "Miss Yue really pretends to be confused."
"Yue Chen promised to marry, but in order to save himself, he dares to ask what's wrong with the head?" I took a sip and looked at the mouth of the cup.
"Can you make a poisonous oath to guarantee that you will treat my brother sincerely in this life?" Liu Dahu slanted at me, and a trace of poison slipped through his eyes.
"Why not?" I smiled indifferently, and then raised three fingers and swore to the sky: "I, Yuechen, swear, after marrying Liu Erhu, I will be loyal and love with Erhu in this life. If you violate this oath, it will be called Hua Wuyan's intestines, his stomach is rotten, his mouth and tongue are sore, and his five thunders are on the top, and he will die.
I read the oath with satisfaction, but Liu Dahu looked at me doubtfully.
I smiled and explained to Liu Dahu with a good temper, "Hua Wuyan is my childhood sweetheart. I don't know if the big boss is satisfied with this poisonous oath?"
Liu Dahu nod his head and raised his glass to me and said, "Since Miss Yue can make this oath, it's inconvenient for me to be embarrassed again. The wedding is scheduled for three days later, and the girl is asked to prepare a little. After saying that, he looked up and drank a strong drink.
I rolled up my wide sleeves with a smile, said goodbye to him, and left by myself.
It's ridiculous. I was taken up the mountain by Liu Erhu. I was originally Liu Dahu's substitute daughter-in-law. But now, he is forced by Liu Dahu to marry his brother Liu Erhu. Outsiders looked at it and didn't know what to think. A month ago, my marriage with Liu Dahu unfortunately died. Today, January later, when the people in the stockade learned that I was going to marry Liu Erhu, although they were surprised, they also worked hard to organize the marriage, which saved me a lot of effort.
As a bride-to-be, I have been eating and looking at the sky for three days in a row, and I am a peerless rice worm.
Three days later, I finally put on a bright red coat, a red veil on my head, and my eyes shyly held Xi Niang's hand and walked out of the room. Listening to the loud voice of "One worship heaven and earth, two worship high hall", my body and mind trembled, like being struck by lightning. After meditating on Amitabha Buddha countless times, I finally didn't lift my head and roar: I won't marry. After the ceremony, I finally returned to the room safely with a meager mood.
Admittedly, as the woman in charge of the bandit's nest, I don't have to twist and pretend. So, I took off the red veil, rolled up my sleeves, and rushed out of the room to drink with a group of old men.
Intertwined, I raised my glass and said to everyone: "I would like to pay a toast to my brothers here to thank everyone for taking care of me in the past."
"Okay, it's done." A big man raised his glass to me from afar and toasted him.
"This cup of respect is the head of the family. Thank you for being the big matchmaker for Yuechen." I looked at Liu Dahu with a smile in my eyes, and my fingers were sticking to the thick porcelain cup.
Liu Dahu squeezed his thin lips and escaped with a light smile. There was a little less calculation in his eyes and a little more fireworks.
"Erhu," I held the cup and looked at the slightly drunken Erhu beside me. "I respect you." I respect you and treat me sincerely, but I'm going to fail you. A word of apology is in this cup. After that, I swallowed it silently and peeked at the second tiger with apologetingly.
After three rounds of drinking, everyone's interest has not diminished, and they are still full of joy, laughing and guessing. Push the cup and change the cup, and some people who are invincible have lost the battle, including myself.
I was helped back to the new house by two girls, and she fell asleep as soon as her head touched the bed. When the girls saw that I was like mud, they ignored me and closed the door and left at ease.
When the girls went far away, I slowly raised my eyes, turned over and sat up from **. In the flow of eyes, there is no drunkenness. You should know that I grew up soaked in a wine jar since I was a child. The jade agar brewed by the magnolia fairy was almost all into the fairy's belly, and the white wine in the world was no same as white water.
I walked to the window and found that the big red lanterns were removed from the yard as I wished, and there was no guard. I pulled off my red clothes with a light smile and pushed the door out of the room. Without hesitation, the cat flew towards the kitchen in the shadow of the courtyard wall.
The secret path under the kitchen stove came out of the mouth of the two tigers when chatting. He said that when he went down the mountain to catch his substitute daughter-in-law that day, he was afraid of being seen by others, so he took this secret road.
So, everything comes to an end. I know that Liu Dahu loves his brother, so it is not difficult for him to propose marriage. The key is time. If Hua Wuyan arrives before his marriage proposal, I will save a lot of trouble. But I didn't expect Hua Wuyan to be so careless that I had to go out in person.
On weekdays, Liu Dahu sent people to guard me to surround the small yard like an iron bucket. If I have a different mind, I'm afraid he will know it immediately. Such a fierce battle is inevitable. I have always cherished my life. If I can't be a human flesh sandbag, I will never be a human.
With his half- blind eyes and good road-seeking skills, the immortal finally found the important place in the kitchen. After knocking down a few cooks, I endured the dark carbon ash and climbed out from under the stove.
I don't know which uninformed person dug this secret passage. Except for the narrow passage, the winding and tortuous route alone really takes some time. After a long crawl, I finally opened a wooden board, and the scenery in my eyes was full of stars.
Deeply breathing the free air, I no longer hesitated. I took out the night pearl and began to run in the direction of going down the mountain.
It was just a moment when Liu Dahu found that I had escaped. With his wisdom, it is not difficult to imagine my abnormal performance in recent days.
I sighed, thinking that the sister-in-law who disappeared in Erhu's mouth may have already turned into a pile of white bones. Imagine how Liu Dahu could allow a weak woman to escape from the cottage. I'm afraid he found that the woman had a strange move and ended up with her.
I kept flying all the way through the dry branches, borrowing from Fengyuan Ling, which was not difficult.
I ran for about a cup of tea on the mountain. Suddenly, I noticed a firelight in front of me. I quickly stopped and hid my body and looked into the distance.
Looking carefully, not far away, a group of officers and soldiers dressed people came to the mountain with torches in their hands. The leader ** A tall horse, black helmet and black armor, and his face can't be seen in the night.
I thought for a moment and thought that the officers and soldiers went up the mountain to capture the thief had nothing to do with me, so I stepped away and wanted to turn around and leave.
It was at this moment when I turned around, my always bad eyes actually skimmed a touch of light green silk robe with the afterglow. He stopped under his feet and squinted and looked at it carefully.
The swaying posture of the green shadow was quite eye-catching among a group of men. I clucked my silver teeth and popped up Fengyuan Ling casually, and went straight to the faceless door.
Hua Wuyan raised her hand lazily, and her two fingers could hold Feng Yuanling about an inch away from him, and then sighed leisurely: "Yuechen..." Hua Wuyan used a little force, and I was taken to him by Fengyuan.
I fell into Hua Wuyan's arms impartially, and turned to his unparalleled face. Another ethereal breath came. I sighed, calmed down, pushed the blossom and turned faceless, took back Fengyuan Ling, and stood firmly on the ground.
Hua Wuyan Fuck - I looked coldly at me dusting my body. I was speechless for a long time. A pair of black eyes stared at my cheeks stained with carbon ashes, and I didn't know what I was thinking about.
About because of my appearance, the officers and soldiers began to **, whispering about where this woman came from.
"Miss Yuechen." The clear voice itself sounded back, and it was the prince who had not been seen for many days.
"Give yours to the prince." I turned back with self-restraint and was slightly blessed.
"You're welcome, Miss Yuechen." The prince stepped down and walked to me and said with a smile, "Wei Zhaohua, if the girl doesn't mind, you can call my name."
"People and women dare not." It should be noted that the immortal is weak now. He really doesn't want to chat with a mortal prince here, so he suddenly pulled the faceless robe and motioned him to run away quickly.
Hua Wuyan cleared her throat and suddenly took my waist and said to Wei Zhaohua, "Your Majesty, my unmarried wife has been found. Do you dare to ask if you can leave?"
Wei Zhaohua was stunned when he heard the words, and then said, "I can."
I glanced at Wei Zhaohua again, and the fleeting disappointment on his face fell into his eyes. With his insight for 150,000 years, the immortal suddenly recognized the heart of the prince in front of him. He hurriedly said an Amitabha Buddha in his heart. At that moment, he did not dare to stay any more, and hurriedly took Hua Wuyan's hand and hurriedly left.