Chapter 079 Catching Thieves
"How do you burn incense in summer?" After burning the incense, Sister Lin looked at me and said.
The so-called man has gold under his knees. He burns incense and worships Buddha. It is enough to bow. Some students actually directly kowtows three times. If it is said that the real body of Saint Kong is in front of me, I can still do this, damn it! What's there to worship this broken stone statue?
I was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile, "I'm going now!"
I ordered three incense sticks and pretended to say goodbye. Anyway, this thing doesn't work.
"Okay, let's go out to play!" Sister Lin said happily when she saw that I had finished everything.
Although the scenery of Wangfeng Mountain is good, there is really nothing to play. After all, I am not a literati, and I don't have the mood to play in the mountains and rivers.
Sister Lin and Meier walked hand in front hand in hand. Sometimes Sister Lin exclaimed, and Meier followed with a soft smile. Only I, a big man, with a dog tail grass in my mouth, looked helplessly at the two beautiful female friends in front of me.
"Sister Lin, it's getting late. Let's go down the mountain for dinner!" I looked at the time. It was almost a little, and I was a little hungry, so I suggested.
Sister Lin looked back at me, as if she was thinking about something, and then said, "Don't go down yet. Let's play on the mountain for a while."
I knew that it was useless to argue with Sister Lin again, so I gave up, but I was really a little hungry. At this time, I happened to see a young man sitting on the steps, with a box of bucket noodles beside him, mineral water, and two thermos.
"Brother, how much is the barrel noodles?" I looked at the young man and said with a smile. Although I know the price of the barrel noodles, it is more expensive in the scenic spot, so I'd better ask.
The man looked up at me and said lightly, "Ten yuan a bucket..."
Nima! This is cheating. A bucket of instant noodles costs ten yuan, which is simply three times the price!
"It's so expensive. The bottom is only three or four yuan per barrel. You only have ten yuan. Is there too much difference?" I complained feebly.
The man was anxious when he heard this: "Why, I worked hard to move up from the bottom of the mountain. Is it easy for me?"
Forget it, I won't eat this bucket of noodles. Although I'm a little hungry, I don't feel much. It's just a little empty to follow two beautiful women alone.
"Then bring me a bottle of water!" I said to the young man that even if the water was tripled, it was only three yuan. I was really a little thirsty. It didn't matter if I spent two more yuan.
He took the water handed to me by the young man and drank it directly. He was drinking the young man and suddenly said, "Mineral water, five yuan a bottle!"
"Poo!" His words made me directly spit out all the water I had just drunk.
"Give the money quickly. You've opened it. You don't want to repudiate the debt, do you?" The young man frowned and stared at me closely.
"Oh, heh, how could it be!" I smiled, twisted the cap of the bottle, and then turned into a consultative tone: "Brother, you see, I only drank two sips of this water, less than one-fifth of it. How about giving you one yuan?"
"No..." Before the young man finished his words, I threw water and a dollar at him and ran away.
Our speed is extremely fast. The young man couldn't catch up, so he had to sit down again and scold, "Who the hell is this!"
This scenic spot is really tricky. A bottle of mineral water is fucking five yuan a bottle! I will never come to such a place again!
"What are you doing? Why are you running so fast?" Sister Lin saw me running over in a hurry and asked doubtfully.
I smiled and said, "Nothing, nothing!"
"Sister Meier said she was hungry. Let's go down and eat!" Sister Lin took a look at Mei'er and said.
"Then let's go down quickly!" Hearing this, I was so happy that I could finally leave this damn place!
Sister Lin walked in front of her. Meier suddenly came over and took my arm. This situation stunned me. Before I could react, I heard Meier say, "Actually, Meier is not hungry."
"Then why did you say that to Sister Lin?" Is it Sister Lin herself who is hungry and deliberately made an excuse?
Meier smiled and said, "Meier knew that you were hungry in summer, so she told Sister Mengxin so!"
"Meier, you are so kind!" After saying that, he kissed Meier's little face.
Meier blushed by my behavior. She was about to take another bite when Sister Lin's voice came over: "How long will you two be close? Go down the mountain quickly! Miss Ben is also hungry!"
"I see!" I answered helplessly, and Meier also let go of my hand and ran to Sister Lin.
Why does Lin Mengxin come out to make trouble at the critical time every time, grass!
"Brother, have you ever seen a tall and obscene-looking person?" As I was walking, suddenly a big man stopped me. I was stunned: "What's wrong?"
"MB, the boy bought my brother's water and ran away without paying!" The big man scolded and said.
As soon as I heard this, I knew that the so-called obscene-looking person was me, but damn it! I paid for it, okay? One dollar is not money!
"Damn it! That man is too fucking! If I see him, I will definitely tell you!" I pretended to be full of righteous indignation. The big man nodded, and I took the opportunity to slip away.
There are many restaurants near Wangfeng Mountain, but there are also many snack stalls at the foot of the mountain, and there are quite a lot of people. After all, these places are much cheaper than restaurants.
Not to mention that it is unsanitary on the roadside, I think it is not hygienic except for cooking by myself, but I can't see it, and I don't like to think about it.
Seeing that Sister Lin continued to walk forward, I quickly said, "Sister, let's eat around here. The restaurant is too expensive, so don't go!"
Sister Lin thought for a time, "Then eat here!"
Seeing that Sister Lin agreed, we found a seat and sat down. We ordered something casually and ate it.
What's more tricky is that this food is not very affordable, but compared with the surrounding restaurants, it should be cheap.
I was eating when suddenly a shout came from a distance: "Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"
Everyone around heard it, but everyone helped. After taking a look, they all ate by themselves.
I also immerse myself in eating in accordance with the principle of not caring about myself.
"Catch the thief!" At this time, the voice came again. I looked up at the stolen person with long hair and a sun hat. Although I couldn't tell whether it was a beautiful woman or not, my temperament was very good.
Since she is a beauty, I'll help her!
What's more funny is that those people not only didn't stop the thieves, but also gave up a way to escape for the thieves. If they don't know, they thought it was a gang crime!
I was extremely fast, so I soon caught up with the thief and kicked him down: "Fuck! Doing strenuous exercise just after dinner is bad for your health, you know!"
"Big brother, please forgive me. I won't dare in the future!" The thief pleaded with a face and handed over the wallet to me at the same time. I took the wallet and stood up directly. I was not a righteous citizen. The thief didn't hurt me at all. It was all a mess. I didn't have to embarrass him.
But as soon as I stood up, my neck was clasped, and there was an angry shout at the same time: "Tect me your wallet!"