Chapter 162 Mouse
"Xiao Mu, get out of here." Ning Xiaoru sat at the dining table, turned her head and shouted loudly at Xiao Mu's room.
Before Ning Xiaoru's powerful roaring sound dissipated, Xiao Mu quickly rushed out of the room like a cannonball. What's the matter, Miss?" Xiao Mu held the table breathlessly and asked.
It is said that Xiao Mu is unlucky and sad enough. In the past, when Lin Yuyu was here, she would handle three meals a day. Now that Lin Yuyu has left, Xia Yufeng rarely comes back. There are only two of them left in the room, and both of them can't cook. In order to solve the problem of three meals a day, Ning Xiaoru directly omitted the democratic voting choice and directly announced that Xiao Mu was the housekeeper, chef and cleaner in the future.
And Xiao Mu has always dared not say anything to Ning Xiaoru, mainly because this 'word' not only has no effect, but also will suffer unnecessary disasters. Therefore, it is very man who is very manly and righteous and so on. Because both of them have now become office workers from 5 to 9 p.m., this breakfast and lunch are solved by themselves except for Sunday. Although there is only one dinner, it also tortures Xiao Mu. From a person who has never cooked at all to the meal that Ning Xiaoru can barely eat with a frown, he can definitely write a history of more than a million bitter blood and tears.
Today is Sunday. As usual, after Xiao Mu's alarm clock rings, he goes out early to buy breakfast and puts it in the kitchen. Soy milk is stored in a thermos cup. As for the deep-fried dough sticks buns, just lie in the microwave for a while when you need it.
"What's wrong? Xiao Mu, let me ask you how strange this soy milk is today. Why does it taste bitter? Where did you buy this bargain? Do you have the nerve to pay for this breakfast? Ning Xiaoru glared at Xiao Mu and said.
"No way, this is what I bought in that store before." Comrade Xiao Mu did buy it in the old place, and this time he really didn't stingy. For the food expenses given to him by Ning Xiaoru every month, he can hold the cucumber to ensure that he has not eaten a penny. If he picks it, he will punish himself for eating the cucumber in one bite.
"No, you can drink." Ning Xiaoru was too lazy to explain so much to him, so she immediately picked up the thermos cup and poured a small cup and handed it to Xiao Mu.
Xiao Mu took the soy milk, smelled the kiss, frowned, hesitated for a moment, and still took a sip. This seems to be a little strange. However, I really bought it at the store where we used to eat. Please believe me. Xiao Mu squeezed his lips and said depressedly.
"Believe of you, big-headed man, go downstairs and buy it back for me. I'm so angry." Ning Xiaoru's beautiful nose was slightly wrinkled, and she kicked Xiao Mu under her feet and said.
"I know how to instruct me every day. Do I owe you?" Xiao Mu rubbed his calf and muttered innocently.
"What are you muttering there?" Although Xiao Mu whispered, Ning Xiaoru was not behind her ears. She said angrily.
"No, it's nothing. I'll buy it for you. Wait." Xiao Mu looked back at Ning Xiaoru and said flatteringly. Then he hurriedly opened the door and ran out.
After Xiao Mu closed the door tightly, Xia Yufeng, who had been listening to the conversation between the two people in the living room, sat back at the table with a depressed face.
In the morning, after Xiao Mu bought breakfast, he went straight back to his room to sleep. Xia Yufeng took this opportunity to sneak into the kitchen with a bag of eternal beauty powder, poured into the soy milk in the thermos cup, and then packed up and hurried back to the room.
This is what he planned yesterday. Although Yao Daozi and Xia Yufeng have promised how effective the permanent beauty powder is and has no side effects, Xia Yufeng feels that it is better to do clinical trials for the sake of safety. As for this experimental subject, he immediately thought of Ning Xiaoru. Who let him be such a familiar woman around him now?
But Xia Yufeng calculated a lot, but he didn't count this
It is pounded by traditional Chinese medicine. The traditional Chinese medicine is full of flavor, and because the soy milk itself has no taste, it can't be covered at all when mixed into soy milk. Sure enough, it was suddenly broken by Ning Xiaoru.
"Soybean milk is not good, and I guess coffee is not good. Alas, what should I do? Why don't you tell Ning Xiaoru honestly? Will he agree? It's not that she won't agree. Shit, fight, I don't believe that she can still resist a famous brand bag. Xia Yufeng said in his heart for a long time and finally made a decision.
"What about breakfast?" Xia Yufeng sat down beside Ning Xiaoru and said how bright the smile on her face was.
"Have you taken the medicine?" Ning Xiaoru glanced at him, then nibbled at the steamed bun and said.
"Drug? What medicine should I take? Xia Yufeng was stunned by Ning Xiaoru's question, and put away the smile on her face and asked doubtfully.
"C treat neuropathy." Ning Xiaoru gave him a white look and said angrily.
Xia Yufeng realized that he had been fooled by her. He looked at the little witch in front of him with a black head. However, in order to nourish the face powder, he did not dare to fight against her. After thinking about it, he looked at Ning Xiaoru and smiled and said, "Xiaoru, I think your bag has been used for so long that it's time to change it."
"There is no money." Ning Xiaoru nibbled deep-fried dough sticks and said casually. Just after saying that, she suddenly paused. After that, she put down the deep-fried dough sticks in her hand, drew a piece of paper, wiped her mouth, stared at Xia Yufeng and said, "I said why are you crazy today? You gigg at me like a fool early in the morning. How dare you beg me for something?"
"Well, this, there is indeed such a small thing for you to do me." Xia Yufeng said with an embarrassed expression.
"An LV bag plus a bottle of Chanel No. 5 plus a Chanel windbreaker plus two bottles of SKII." Ning Xiaoru said carelessly.
"..." Xia Yufeng almost stumbled on the ground when he heard it. Where are you killing pigs? It's not like killing pigs, is it?
"An LV bag plus a bottle of Chanel No. 5, one bottle of Estee Lauder."
"..."
"One LV bag plus three sets of Opale."
"..."
"An LV bag with lunch." Ning Xiaoru saw that Xia Yufeng was not willing to compromise at all and knew that it was impossible for her to make more money. Said in frustration.
"It's a deal." Xia Yufeng shouted decisively. His bottom line is a famous brand bag, don't think about anything else.
"stingy, hum! Tell me, what's the matter?" Ning Xiaoru said that she failed to take the opportunity to rob, and her tone was very unhappy. Xia Yufeng said with a glance.
"Actually, it's not a big deal. That's right, I recently made something, I think..." Xia Yufeng was interrupted by Ning Xiaoru before he finished speaking, "Are you a woman? Why are you more awkward than Xiao Mu? If you have any fart, hurry up."
"Ning Xiaoru, don't take an inch. Believe it or not, I'll return the soy milk immediately." As soon as Xiao Mu opened the door, he heard Ning Xiaoru turn to scold his woman. He bought soy milk for her again. He was already angry. Now he was scolded as soon as he came back, and he broke out smoothly.
"Oh, I believe it. Then go back. I just had a full meal." Xiao Mu finally understood what was heartless and lungs. Especially looking at Ning Xiaoru's light face when she said this, Xiao Mu was so angry that he just wanted to spit blood.
"Hmm." Xiao Mu stared at Ning Xiaoru, closed the door heavily, put the soy milk on the table, and sat next to him.
As the saying goes, if you don't eat it for nothing, you can eat it for nothing. Ning Xiaoru rudely took the new soy milk that Xiao Mu had just bought, plugged in a straw and drank it. She didn't even look at Xiao Mu with a black face.
"Well, have you finished arguing?" Xia Yufeng, who watched the play for a long time for free, took a look at Xiao Mu, who was holding back his resentment, and then glanced at Ning Xiaoru, who was drinking soy milk without lungs, and said, "After the quarrel, can I continue to talk about me?"
"You are a woman." Ning Xiaoru spit out a sentence lightly.
Xia Yufeng didn't want to care about her and immediately said, "Xiaoru, it's like this. I got a secret recipe for beauty and slimming a few days ago. This medicine is called Youth Forever Beauty Powder. It really works very well, and I promise that there are no side effects at all. Although it is a little precious and not much, it has nothing to do with us, right? So I specially reserved one for you.
What does it mean? Did you reserve a special copy for me?" Ning Xiaoru blinked her big eyes and asked.
"Well, it's very touching, isn't it?" Xia Yufeng finished speaking and looked at her with a smile.
"I moved your sister. You actually want me to be your mouse and do experiments for you. What's your heart?" Ning Xiaoru suddenly shouted at Xia Yufeng.