Chapter 16 Shit and Urine Incident

So the first practice action hosted by Xiao Tianjian began under such circumstances.

What these guys never expected was Xiao Tianjian's so-called practice was so boring and monotonous that Xiao Tianjian didn't let them do anything else. The first step was not to teach them how to use knives and guns against the enemy, but to ask them to learn to stand in line over and over again.

What is standing upright, taking a break, lining up, looking to the right, looking forward, just letting them arrange a straight horizontal line. Xiao Tianjian spent two days. Xiao Tianjian also cut a bamboo whistle with a knife, constantly letting these guys disband, and then blowing the whistle to gather. The tossing group of guys turned up and ran. It's like a rabbit chased by a dog.

But in Xiao Tianjian's opinion, it's such a simple thing, and these people can't do it well. Every time they disband, these grandchildren will forget where they should stand and crowd together. It takes Xiao Tianjian to roar hysterically for a long time to find his position and arrange a row of crooked horizontal teams. , let alone look to the right. These guys have no sense of left and right at all. As soon as they shouted to look to the right, a group of people's heads turned around and were in a mess.

Xiao Tianjian was a little discouraged after two days. Compared with their military training, these mud legs were simply a group of pigs with human figures. Xiao Tianjian was so angry that he scolded them. Finally, he couldn't help kicking them with big feet and slapping them, which finally let these guys know how the horizontal team was arranged. .

Fortunately, this group of people are still honest. Although they were scolded and beaten, they did not dare to express their dissatisfaction. They did it according to Xiao Tianjian's requirements. At least after two days, when they gathered, they could finally quickly form a horizontal team.

But on the morning of the third day, before dawn, Xiao Tianjian took these people out of the hole angrily. With an order, he took these people in line to go down the ditch and ran wildly. The running guys flashed and peed. It was not until someone fell down and could no longer get up, which made them queue slowly. I walked back slowly.

A group of people scolded Xiao Tianjian in their hearts. At this time, they would still be playing chess with Zhou Gong, but now they were pulled out like a donkey before dawn. However, Xiao Tianjian's power was already heavy. Although these people were full of slander, they still did not dare to disobey in order to eat. For the superiors. The awe has penetrated into their bone marrow. This is Xiao Tianjian. They can only listen to Xiao Tianjian's orders, but no one has thought about making a mutiny or something. Although they are trained like dogs by Xiao Tianjian, they can only slander themselves secretly, but no one dares to say it. A group of people followed in dismay. Xiao Tianjian returned to the entrance of the cave.

With a password, the group immediately lined up a horizontal team. Xiao Tianjian walked back and forth in front of them with a black face and gasped with his hands behind his back. He kept looking at the faces of the group. He saw that the group gasped like a broken wind box, standing there swaying to the left with his command and adjusting a column. Horizontal team.

"Which bastard pulled at the mouth of the hole last night, and which bastard peed in the hole?" It was not until this time that Xiao Tianjian stopped in front of Zhao Er donkey, pulled his throat and burst out. Zhao Er donkey's face was full of spitting stars.

Only then did everyone understand why they were tossed around by Xiao Tianjian this morning, but no one took it too seriously, because at this time, no one would solve it on the spot! Do you have to make such a fuss? But everyone saw that they were very unhappy about this matter, and the consequences would be very serious, so everyone kept silent. No one stood up and admitted that they did it. Even the iron head who had always been obedient to Xiao Tianjian kept silent.

Xiao Tianjian sneered and laughed in a strange voice, "Yo! I dare not admit it! They are righteous enough, and no one comes out to report it! OK! That's not bad! Then everyone doesn't have to eat breakfast! Until someone stands up and admits, otherwise he won't want to eat! "Sir Jin!"

With Xiao Tianjian shouting, Jin Fuzi immediately rubbed his hands and bent down and ran over. After making an unstandard upright gesture, he shouted, "Yes!"

Xiao Tianjian was very satisfied with Jin Fuzi's answer and asked loudly, "Is the meal ready?"

"It's done, boss!" Jin Fuzi replied loudly that he was not dragged out for a cross-country run by Xiao Tianjian in the morning and stayed in the cave to cook. At this time, breakfast has been ready. In the past two days since he began to practice, Xiao Tianjian has ordered everyone to increase their meals to ensure the physical fitness of these guys. Everyone has three meals a day, and each meal is given two miscellaneous noodles. There are big cakes for them to eat, and there are also some pickles for meals. Although this thing looks extremely bitter in future generations, at this time, compared with the past, now they already feel that this life is the same as the Spring Festival, which also reduces a lot of hard work. After all, they can get back so much food, most of them are It's Xiao Tianjian's credit, which everyone admits.

"Let them poke it here! Let's go to dinner! You, stand upright and maintain your military posture. If anyone moves, I will break his leg and starve him for another three days! Until someone admits it!" Xiao Tianjian ordered loudly, and then turned around and followed Jinfuzi to an open space outside the cave. After washing his hands and sitting on the stone, he picked up a large bowl of thick porridge that Jin sent him with chopsticks, ate a big mouthful of pickles, and stared at the poking guys from afar.

The rest of the group of people maintain an upright posture, their legs are tight, and they dare not relax, because since they followed Xiao Tianjian, they have been used to Xiao Tianjian's way of talking and let them poke. They can only poke. No one dares to pat their legs and be lazy, otherwise Xiao Tianjian's big feet will be kicked from behind. It's really good. It's uncomfortable.

Everyone's stomach was rumbling. In the morning, they were pulled out and ran for more than ten miles. Many people had been drumming in their stomachs for a long time. At this time, they stood in a military posture with empty stomachs. Everyone felt that their bodies were floating and their legs were as sore as lead.

"Mom! Isn't it just a bubble of shit? Does the palm plate have to torment us like this? Zhao Er donkey muttered in a low voice, but his body remained tense for fear of being heard by Xiao Tianjian in the distance behind him.

"Who the mother pulled it at the mouth of the cave? It may be stepped on by the palm plate. My mother has the guts to pull, and there is no way to admit it. Let the big guy suffer with it! There is no mother-of-egg!" A person in the team muttered and cursed in a low voice.

Zhao Er's face jumped a few times and turned red. Then the man muttered, "It's me, but I didn't pee in the hole!" It's not just me, who the mother pees, has the guts to admit it with me!"

The big cow in the team trembled slightly, blushed, and whispered, "I'm sorry, everyone, it's a small pee! The little one admits it!"

After Xiao Tianjian was full, he threw down the bowl and brushed it for Mr. Jin. He paced in front of these people with his hands behind his back. He still patrolled the faces of the people with a tiger's face. Before he could speak, Zhao Erlu stood up and said loudly, "Palm the plate, the shit at the mouth of the hole is small!"

"Palm plate, it was a small pee in the hole last night! Please hold the plate and punish!" Da Niu also quickly stood up.

The others breathed a long sigh of relief. Some people still muttered a few times in their stomachs. Xiao Tianjian looked at the crowd and scolded Zhao Erlu and Da Niu: "I said on the day I came here that I pooped and peed to the origin, but you two still violated it. Now I punish you to use your hand to give me your legacy. Clean up the traces, and go to the place 50 steps away from the hole to build a hut for me! The request will be completed immediately!

Other people are also guts to shield the two of them. I don't blame you for this, but you have to remember that shielding your brothers is to the outside world. If you dare to make a mistake and don't report it, I will never forgive you! Each person has fifty stands up. After finishing the meal, if you can't finish it, don't eat it!

And I have set a new rule today. In the future, everyone will go to the hut for my convenience. Then someone will pee randomly and beat ten military sticks. They must wash their hands before meals, and there will be streams below. From today on, everyone should wash their feet every day and take a bath once every five days! And keep your clothes clean and wash them for me if you have nothing to do! Violators should be served with military sticks!

Iron head, make me a military stick after dinner! In the future, if someone makes a mistake and gets a military stick, you will be punished! Do you remember it?"

Everyone immediately shouted, "Remember the boss!"

But Xiao Tianjian did not let them disband immediately, but continued to say to them, "Everything I want you to do makes sense! Don't think that I'm taking advantage of the topic and making a big deal! Let me tell you, I'm actually saving your life!

This year is either a natural disaster or a big epidemic. Once there is an epidemic, we are short of doctors and medicine now, and we can only wait to die!

Do you know how the epidemic came about? That's why many people don't know it's clean. They poop and pee everywhere, and the fleas on their bodies can infect the epidemic! And your dirty claws, do you know the disease from the mouth? Letting you wash your feet frequently also makes you less angry. If your feet are not good, you can't escape for your life! If you don't want to die quickly, just do what I say. If you don't listen to me, you'd better get out of here, so as not to hurt others! Disband! The iron head supervises everyone to stand up! You can't eat it before you finish it!"

Only then did everyone understand why Xiao Tianjian attached so much importance to this matter and set so many rules. It turned out that it was really for their good. Although they felt that Xiao Tianjian still made a fuss about it. They have been like this since they were born, but it makes sense to think about it carefully. In order to eat, they have to follow Xiao Tianjian's request has been done!

So in addition to Zhao Erlu and Daniel, others immediately lay down and began to do ambush-up. They saw Xiao Tianjian do this. According to Xiao Tianjian, it can effectively exercise his arm strength, but he just finished running cross-country in the morning, and now he will do another 50-and-grounds. Stand up, it's really enough for them. They lay on the ground tired and gasped like cows, while Zhao Erlu and Da Niu returned to the mouth of the hole and cleaned up the traces left by them with their hands. Both of them were so disgusting that they felt more comfortable after washing their hands for a long time. Then they did not dare to eat and found something to start at the place designated by Xiao Tianjian. Digging a thatched pit, cutting branches and starting to build a hut, this job was not difficult for them. A decent hut was built in more than an hour.