Chapter 208 Hello, Brother Jesus
Shili sat on the ground and provoked a good baby, and didn't care about the three-day appointment at all!
"I have to admit that you are really despicable, and what surprises me most is that you have become an "Optimus arm!" Dongsheng's voice did not miss the opportunity to appear in the ear of Shili again!
"Optimus Arm?" Shi Li secretly remembered the name, but he didn't explain it. He couldn't tell Dongsheng that he was a combination with the octopus monster, right? Therefore, Shi Li did not speak or answer Dongsheng's irony, but continued to pick all kinds of gems and jade slips!
Looking at Shi Li's silence, Dongsheng sneered and said, "Since you have the power of Optimus Arm, this ice cone array is useless to you, but don't be proud. The following program is more wonderful!"
Shi Li glanced at his mouth and muttered, "Did I say I break into your array?"
"Uh..." Dongsheng was stared. Although Shi Li's voice was very small, he still heard it clearly.
"Since you don't break into my array, you will definitely die in three days. As long as you don't reach the top within three days, I will directly erase you!"
"Ah, there are still three days left? Where is your son Jesus? I'll talk to him!" Shi Li waved his hand, and after countless babies received their own space, they actually ran down the way they came!
"You... don't you want to die? There are 1,600 meters to the top here, 18 large arrays, and each array is extremely mysterious. Even if you are given three days, you will not necessarily break through it.
Shi Li shook his hand while running and replied, "I know Lord Dongsheng. I'm measured. I'm going to argue with your son. Don't bother me, okay?"
"Okay, okay, I didn't expect you to be really not afraid of death. Hahaha, I really underestimated you..." After Dongsheng laughed wildly, his voice never came again!
When he came out of the thirteenth gate easily and walked out of the castle without stopping, Jesus really smiled and looked at Shi Li!
"I heard from my father that you are not even afraid of death. Are you really from the earth?" The speaker was Jesus, but he was very young, looking like a handsome son, a little like a mixture of Chinese and Westerners!
Shi Li stood beside Jesus and drew a cross and said, "Amen, Jesus brother, you are different from the Jesus in the album. You look much more handsome than that album now!"
Jesus proudly curled up his mouth and said, "Oh, you believers are stupid. I'm a god. Will a god look like a beard and stubble and have messy hair? I don't know which painter painted me, grandma's, my handsome face..."
Shi Li nodded. He agreed with Jesus very much. Since the world knows that Jesus is God, he should not look very ugly, right? On the contrary, those who believe in Jesus on earth really painted him as ugly as a tramp. I really don't know what the person who believes in Christ thinks!
"Well, brother Jesus, is that Dongsheng really your father?" Shi Li asked the topic he wanted to ask the most!
Jesus nodded indifferently and said, "Of course, I am of mixed race, and my real name is not Jesus. My father's surname is Su, and my mother's surname is Ye, so when I went to earth, I turned my name upside down and called Jesus. My real name is Suye!"
"Hahaha..." After listening to Jesus' explanation, Shi Li laughed. This is the biggest news news he has ever heard. If he can take this dialogue with Jesus to the Earth TV station, I believe it can defeat people all over the world, right?
Jesus frowned and asked, "Do you feel funny? Although I like your personality very much and want to talk to you more about the earth, do you think you can survive in three days? Are you really not afraid of death?"
Shi Li looked up at the ice-carved castle towering into the clouds and said with a bitter face, "I'm afraid, why not? I'm more afraid of death than anyone else!"
Jesus asked, "Then you don't go through the barrier, but talk to me here. What are you doing? Have a relationship with me? Let me beg my father not to kill you?"
"No, no, no, you may not know us Orientals!" Shi Li shook his head and replied.
"East? I have been there. In those years, you were ruled by the Western Han Dynasty, but there were Xuanzong people there at that time, so I didn't dare to speak too much. Otherwise, there would have been many people who believed in my capital!"
"No, that's not what I mean. I mean, we Orientals know more about language than anyone else, and we can also find a lot of sentence problems from language, just like your father's problems. Most importantly, I'm an oriental scoundrel!"
What's wrong with my father's language? A scoundrel in the East? What do you mean? Jesus wondered.
Shi Li shook his head. He knew that Jesus didn't understand what he was talking about at all, so he didn't bother to explain. On the contrary, he pointed to the top of the castle and said, "Let's go and accompany me up to see the scenery here?"
"Okay, we are in heaven. The top of the holy land is the highest point in our heaven. Let me take you to see the scenery!" After Jesus finished speaking, Shi Li suddenly felt light. When he opened his eyes again, he had already sat with Jesus at the top of the ice-carved castle at the top of the Holy Castle. Jesus and Shi Li had been sitting here for three days, and they had talked a lot in the past three days! He thought that the power of the brag master was three days after Jesus' relationship, and he had to admire this legendary God!
"I used a simple resurrection technique to deceive the world"
"I said that the two slaves in my family had an affair, and they made up Adam and Eve"
"I said that I was omnipresent, omnipotent, omnipotent, omnipotent, and they were stupidly convinced."
"Alas, in fact, the creation in the Bible is all my imagination. Although I am a god, how can I be ubiquitous? How can you be omnipotent? The god machine suzerain is regarded as the supreme of the divine world, but he is not here at night. Is he omnipotent? Listening to Jesus' series of words, Shi Li was stunned, and he also found that this Jesus was an imaginary maniac. Everything he sat on was just the same as those online writers who wrote novels on earth!
"Aw, awesome, you should go to the earth to write online novels"
"Isn't that the Bible? Although I didn't write it, I dictated part of it.
Shi Li rolled his eyes, and he was finally helpless. God, this is fucking God. Fuck, it's fucking unreasonable!
There was a sharp tremor in the sky, and Dongsheng's figure appeared behind Jesus and Shi Li out of thin air: "Huh, the three-day deadline has come. Are you ready?"
"Father, he..." Jesus really wanted to plead for the time, but Dongsheng ruthlessly stopped Jesus' next words.
"Go back to practice immediately. If you don't learn or have no skills, you will know how to sway around"
Jesus looked at Shi Li awkwardly and spread his hands and said, "Wuliangye, there is nothing I can do. If you have relatives on earth, I can send a message for you and tell them that you are dead."
Shi Li clenched his fist: "Thank you, no need, I can't die!"
"Can't die?" Jesus and Dongsheng looked at Shi Li with doubt at the same time. They didn't understand why Shi Li was so calm when he died!
"Hmm, do you think you can beat me?" Dongsheng obviously misunderstood Shi Li's words!
Seeing that Dongsheng's whole body was about to burst into horrible strength, Shi Li quickly made a stop gesture and said, "Lord Dongsheng, I want to ask, has everyone reached the top?"
Dongsheng smiled and said slowly, "No!"
"Wow!" Shi Li felt that his brain had become blank. You know, three of those people are his closest people!
"Can you tell me who hasn't reached the top?" Shi Li asked trembling slightly.
"Werewolf and you!" Dongsheng replied with a smile.
"Ah!" Shi Li stared at Dongsheng in disbelief. He didn't understand what Dongsheng was playing! Dongsheng seemed to be very patient and explained slowly, "I don't like to kill you when there is no audience, so I want to keep them and let them see with their own eyes how I killed you!" "Dong Sheng laughed gloomyly!
Jesus' face became extremely ugly, and his father's temper was so strange that even his son could not figure out his father's mind, so Jesus took a sympathetic look at Shi Li and said, "Amen, God is with you"
Dongsheng frowned. He seemed to be disgusted with his son's movements, but he did not show it, but continued to say to Shi Li, "In fact, you are likely to reach the top, and my overlord gun is also an extremely domineering weapon, but you don't cherish the opportunity, so you are ready to die." ”
When he heard Dongsheng say that no one else was dead, Shi Li was obviously relieved, and the haze of the past three days also disappeared!
Dongsheng looked at the change of Shi Li's expression. Now he couldn't understand why he was not even afraid of Wuliangye, so he asked with a doubtful face, "Don't you want to live anymore? Do you want to commit suicide by borrowing my hand?"
Shi Li shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Okay, Lord Dongsheng, I won't play word games with you. Three days ago, you told me that within three days, as long as I reach the top of the ancient castle, you will give me a middle-quality artifact overlord gun. Now it's time for you to fulfill your promise. Bring the overlord gun!"
"Bulls!" Dongsheng suddenly jumped up, and his face was twisted into an extremely ugly face. His eyes were full of strong murderous intent, which was to smash the murderous intention of Shili.
"It's been three days now? Have you reached the top? You didn't break through any arrays in your year, and you still have the face to ask me for an artifact? Are you an idiot?"
Shi Li shrugged his shoulders and asked with a ghost smile, "Then may I ask Lord Dong Sheng? Where am I standing now?
Of course, it is the top of the Holy Land. "Dongsheng's mouth was wide open, and he looked at Shi Li, and his saliva flowed unnaturally. "Ah, what a smart word game ah, hahaha, you are so smart." Jesus flashed excitedly to Shi Li's side and looked at Dongsheng's idiot with a big smile. In a daze, Shi Li smiled and continued, "Lord Dongsheng, you just admitted that I was at the top, and I was earlier and faster than anyone else!"
"Wow!" Dongsheng took a heavy breath and swallowed a few times at the corners of his mouth and said, "What a treacherous man. I didn't expect that I carefully arranged a game to be ignored by you!"
Shi Li smiled and said, "Lord Dongsheng, I have been a scoundrel since I was a child, and it's common for cheating and slippery!"
Dongsheng nodded and said, "Then why don't you tell your friends to cheat and play tricks with you?"
"No!" Shi Li shook his head.
"Why?" Both Dongsheng and Jesus looked at Shi Li questioningly.
"First, I don't want them to take risks with me! After all, I don't know if you are a trustworthy person!"
Dong Sheng's face changed, and the corners of his mouth could smile.
"Second, I'm afraid of angering you. If it pisses you off, I believe you can directly shoot us all to death without credibility!"
"Well, aren't you afraid that I won't kill you now?" Dongsheng asked with a sneer.
"I'm afraid, why are you not afraid, so I'm gambling!"
"Oh!" After taking a look at Shi Li, his left hand suddenly shook, and a dazzling golden halberd appeared in his hand!