[0005]sleep in the same bed

After the tire burst, Su Xiaoru pulled Yihe to the village in the distance with her bicycle. Originally, Yihe's wine had woken up, but Su Xiaoru was worried about letting him ride a bike. After being speechless for a long time, Yi He said, "Sister Ru, it turns out that you can use spring boxing? Why didn't you say it earlier..."

Yi He's unspeakable depression in his heart. Thinking that he was taught self-defense by Su Xiaoru yesterday, he felt a burst of shyness. The feeling of playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong is not very good! Su Xiaoru pedaled the car quickly and said lightly, "You didn't ask me!"

Easy to combine: "Dizzy."

Su Xiaoru said, "Do you feel dizzy? Do you want to stop and rest for a while?"

Yi He said, "Sister Ru, don't joke, okay? Anyway, I just feel that I have been taught some self-defense skills by you, which is very humiliating. Yihe himself has an unspeakable feeling. Yesterday, he was humiliated. He taught the martial arts master of Yongchun boxing, and once again, he was speechless.

"Which road is next?"

Easy to use a random finger.

He took the car to the yard, invited Su Xiaoru to sit at home for a while, and looked up at his watch. It was already 845 p.m. Yi He scratched his head and said, "I didn't expect to come back so late!" Sister Ru, sit down... Mom, let me introduce you, Su Xiaoru, who works in the hospital..."

Su Xiaoru said shyly, "Hello, auntie, I'm really sorry to disturb you so late."

Ye Tong has been looking up and down since Su Xiaoru came in. This girl is really durable. It seems that every time she looks at it, she will have an amazing feeling. She turned out to be a rare beauty embryo. Ye Tong glanced meaningfully at Su Xiaoru and her son, "Don't disturb, don't disturb, what does the hospital do? The hospital is working well, Xiaoru, sit down quickly!"

Ye Tong was so excited that she let her son chat with Su Xiaoru first, and she said, "Xiaoru, it's not early today. Why don't you stay and cook some dishes for you?" Lao Yi, hurry up, stop watching TV, come and help..."

Yi He's father was a little slow to react. He came out and said, "Oh, did you bring your friends?"

"There's so much nonsense. Hurry up and cook with me."

The couple entered the kitchen and began to work jingle. Su Xiaoru spit out a lilac tongue and said, "Xiaoyi, it seems that your mother treats me as your little girlfriend." Yi He's heart beat faster and quickly said, "Sister, this joke is not funny!"

Su Xiaoru said, "What I said is true..."

Yi He didn't want to dwell on this issue, so he said, "Sister Ru, your kung fu is so handsome. Can you teach Wing Chun to your younger brother? At least you won't be afraid of being bullied in the future!" As soon as he turned around, Yihe and Su Xiaoru sat face to face and seemed to be much more intimate.

Su Xiaoru hadn't spoken yet, but put her finger between her lips and gently "booed".

Yi He couldn't help suppressing his voice, "Sister Ru, don't make this sound, okay? After drinking a can of beer, I was a little anxious to pee. Su Xiaoru said like him, "I've never seen you like this. How can you talk about peeing in front of girls? Listen carefully..."

In the kitchen, accompanied by the symphony of kitchen knives and cutting boards, there is a whispered dialogue...

"This boy hasn't been in love since junior high school. It's not easy to take the girl home today. Why did this boy suddenly become enlightened?

"If it hadn't been for Zhao Bai's eye stick, our Xiaoyi would have had a little girlfriend!"

"I'm a teacher!"

"But this girl is quite durable just now. She looks very good. Xiaoyi is very discerning. I said Lao Yi, don't talk nonsense later. Don't say that other girls are unhappy. This is a big event related to Xiaoyi's lifelong happiness. You have to listen to me later..."

"What can I say?"

"What else do you say? Last time you..."

“......”

Easy to listen is sweaty, but looking at Su Xiaoru's gossipy face, she doesn't seem to be angry, so she is relieved. With a long sigh of relief, Yihe whispered, "Sister Ru, don't be angry. My mother doesn't know. It's nonsense. Oh, by the way, I just forgot to pour water for you..."

Su Xiaoru said, "I'm not thirsty."

After a while, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fried meat with green peppers, fried beans, fish-flavored shredded pork, roasted eggplant, fried shredded potatoes, cabbage and pork stewed vermicelli were served one after another. The stewed cabbage and pork with vermicelli is still used in a casserole. As soon as it comes up, it is filled with a strong aroma, which makes people drool!

These dishes are full of color, fragrance and taste.

When the family sat down, Ye Tong picked up the dishes for Su Xiaoru first and said, "Come and taste my dishes. Xiaoyi didn't like to eat Sichuan peppercorn when he was a child. There is salt in the dish. The authentic real dish smells good. You can try it and see if it's delicious..." In a word, it is a bowl full of dishes.

Su Xiaoru took a few bites, and the taste was still good. Without Sichuan pepper and other ingredients, the taste was really very special, very positive and pure... But how could she eat such a bowl? Look around and simply put some of the dishes in the bowl into the bowl next to Yihe.

Yi He was stunned for a moment and opened his mouth wide, but he couldn't speak--

But it seems that Su Xiaoru has no choice. It's too impolite to put the dishes that Ye Tong picked up for her back on the plate. After thinking about it, I could only give the rest to Yihe, and then changed some rice in the bowl. However, Ye Tong and Yi Kun saw the two people's so intimate movements and looked at each other, but there was unspeakable ambiguity!

What the two people are most worried about now is that their children will not fall in love and take the girl home. Now it's also a worry. When the meal was about ten o'clock, Su Xiaoru said she wanted to leave and didn't go home. Ye Tong and others advised, "What should I do if I meet a bad person? Just stay for one night!"

Yi He also said, "Yes, Sister Ru, I don't worry about you when you go home now."

"Well...okay."

Su Xiaoru had no choice but to hang up at home. Naturally, Yihe and Su Xiaoru were deliberately arranged by Ye Tong and his wife to a room, that is, the place where Yihe usually sleeps, and there is only a simple single bed. Yi He was quite at a loss and asked, "Sister Ru, shall I sleep on the sofa?"

Su Xiaoru snorted and said, "You just advised me to stay. Now you have no place to sleep, right? The bed is quite big, isn't it that you can't sleep? Your little Ru is not so delicate. Come on, stinky boy. Remember not to take advantage of me, or I want you to look good under my Wing Chun!"

He threatened Yihe fiercely, then turned off the light and slept with his clothes.

The next day, it was still early, and I heard a "pumm" sound. It seemed that something heavy fell to the ground. It was easy to twist his neck in a daze and continued to sleep... Huh? Why is the pillow so low? And it's so hard that it seems to be a little cold... I opened my eyes and saw that I had rolled to the ground.

On the buttocks and shoulder blades, the slight soreness came late. He got up from the ground and patted the dust on his body. Yi He saw the little sister Ru who occupied her whole bed. Su Xiaoru leaned on ** and occupied almost all the space in her best posture. Yihe just now was kicked down by Su Xiaoru, who was not sleeping honestly.

Yi Hexin said, "I'm so embarrassing. It's better to sleep on the sofa. At least you can't roll on the ground!"

A burst of heavy metal music suddenly remembered, and the shock of Yihe's heartbeat suddenly accelerated three or four times, but he immediately realized that it was Su Xiaoru's mobile phone ringtone. Su Xiaoru got up from ** and didn't seem to realize that she was not in her own home. She turned around and walked out of the door. As soon as she went out, she came in again for about a minute...

"Ha ha, Xiaoyi, I forgot that I was at your house and slept a little confusedly. Well, tell your parents later that I'm going to work..."

It's not easy to have a job. Yi He understands that he helps Su Xiaoru wash her face and finds a comb for her or something. After cooking, Yi He suddenly said, "Sister Ru, if you have to go to work, I'll take you there. Anyway, there are still a few days before the start of school, and I have finished my homework. If I don't take you to the hospital, I will have to let my parents nag to death later... Sister Ru, won't you be saved?"

Su Xiaoru squeezed her lips and smiled and said, "All right!"

It is not easy to get the favor of beautiful women. Yihe attentively drove his car and took Su Xiaoru to the hospital. After sending Su Xiaoru in, Su Xiaoru's colleagues began to joke about her and asked her who the bicycle was. Unexpectedly, the beautiful woman ignored the BMW man.

Su Xiaoru directly chose to ignore their gossip and changed her clothes to start a new day's work. On the way home, Yihe encountered a little trouble at this time! A BMW blocked his way in a secluded place. A tall man like a hemp came out of the car.

This man's face is very white, and he doesn't know how many cosmetics he has fallen on his face, but his hair is deliberately long. He thinks he is handsome and stylish. His shiny leather shoes and straight suits can't be said to be. The man sucked his nose and introduced himself: "Let me introduce myself, I'm Yu Jie..."

Yi He asked, "Do you think you are Yu Jie?"

Yu Jie nodded.

Yi He's right hand stretched out quickly, directly clasped Yu Jie's collar, clenched his fist in his left hand, and turned Yu Jie into a panda eye with two punches! Yi He said viciously, "I asked you to ask someone to cut me with a knife, and I asked you to cut me. Damn, do I know you? Do you have a grudge against you? What are you?

Jiang leaned against the BMW and vented his grievances - yesterday was a shameful loss. A good man actually asked Su Xiaoru to help him, which was simply inappropriate. His knees were fiercely against Yu Jie's chest and abdomen. I didn't know that after dozens of times, Yu Jie had softened.

The stomach acid surged up through the esophagus, vomited Yi Yi's body, wiped it hard, and stuffed Yu Jie into the car. After touching Jie's mobile phone, he directly smashed it with stones and threw it into the sewer. I learned this trick from my cheap sister yesterday.

It is a good and practical means to destroy the other party's communication equipment, but Yihe can't imitate Su Xiaoru's ability to pinch the mobile phone to deform!

"I warn you, don't mess with me in the future!"

He smashed the door of the BMW car hard, and Yihe turned to the edge of the door with a few feet, and then estimated that the position of the window was also a few feet. Yi He has tried his best, and Yi He is now more powerful than before. Although his feet hurt a little, it didn't seem easy for Yu Jie to open the door and come out. He sneered and stepped on his bicycle and left.

The summer vacation is about to pass, and the start of school is approaching, but he still has an unfinished task after reading. He doesn't have time to pester with a bastard here.

After finishing his homework, Yihe leaned on his arm on ** and kept pressing on his mobile phone with one hand...

Sister Ru, are you busy now?

Can you teach me Wing Chun?

......

Enthusiastic about Xiaoru's peerless magical skills, Yihe is harassing every day. Su Xiaoru seems to take such a chat as a habit, but it is an incompetent attitude towards the professor Yihe Kung Fu. These days, because there is no holiday, the two have not met.

Easy to take a look at the ceiling, "Lonely..."

Coming late on September 1st, Yihe rode to school. Originally, the school started on August 31st, and that day was a thorough cleaning. And Yihe's habit is that he never goes to school until September 1st. On September 1st, the morning is the opening ceremony, and normal classes will begin in the afternoon.

The classmates are still those students. The two best friends, Brother Bao and Panda, are easy to get together, and the three-person group is also together. Sit down next to the middle of the last row, and then listen to the class leader's class meeting. For a while, the classmates talk, and for a while, the teacher speaks lively. The trio here is very lively!

Brother Bao whispered, "Sister-in-law, it seems that the police station also awarded us a bravery award for justice last time. I heard that the letters of praise have been sent to the school. Just wait for the school to do it for us!"

Yi He asked, "Really?"

Panda said, "This should be true, and I've heard about it..."

Touching his nose very depressedly, Yihe said, "Is it true that I'm really too ignorant? Why didn't I hear this news? It will be clear at the opening ceremony!" Brother Bao and Panda looked treacherous and said, "Let's bet that whoever loses will treat!"

"It's a deal!"

The class meeting said something specifically, but the three didn't listen. Finally, when the head teacher asked everyone to move the stool to the playground to hold the opening ceremony, the small meeting was stopped. Although it was about ten o'clock, the playground was already very hot, but the leaders came late and waited for a long time!

In the shade of the rostrum, the early leaders are drinking tea.

Under the scorching sun, those students stood in line according to the class, and the stools were still holding in their hands. However, Yihe's three other people were not so stupid. They directly found a place to sit down. The head teacher came to make them stand up several times, but it was useless. Based on the principle of not caring about them, the head teacher didn't care about it.

I don't know how long it has been.

When the head and forehead were already full of sweat and the body seemed to be full of sweat, the last leaders were present. Some of them were like ancient beauties, who began to call for thousands of calls, but their honor was really disgusting, and Yihe saw Uncle Yang on the rostrum...

It seems that I'm going to lose this bet.

Unlike those sweaty classmates, Yihe doesn't seem to feel how hot the weather is. Both Panda and Brother Bao said that he was a monster. Just as some students who couldn't stand up, they just learned from the three of them to sit down and didn't have their buttocks next to the bench, they heard the voice on the rostrum:

"All the students put down the stool... Did you sit down? Get up... In the golden autumn of September, create brilliance. Today, September 1, we started school again and ushered in a new academic year. For the new semester, we specially held this opening ceremony and invited the principal, the secretary, and so..."

The hot sun makes people look listless, and the sound of the director of the Academic Affairs Office who presided over the speech makes people have an impulse to hang themselves. Seeing that the students didn't pay much attention, the teachers were so powerful when the director read a name and had stopped for a long time. Several leaders drank three or four mouthfuls of tea and waited for the applause.

"Applause, applaud, whoever doesn't applaud, I'll deal with him!"

So, after a sparse applause, the director continued to destroy everyone spiritually. Although Yi He was unwilling to admit the director's skills, his upper and lower eyelids fought fiercely, and finally climbed on the back of a classmate in front of him and went to bed decisively.

It was finally finished with a large basket of words, and the last sentence: "Next, proceed with the first item to play the national anthem. All teachers and students stand up, play the national anthem, and stand up..."

This very tiring flag-raising ceremony is indispensable for every opening ceremony. Maybe a very serious thing is to make these people feel resentful. Anyway, the students are very disgusted! Yi He almost let the guy in front of him fall down, then stood up, then hummed several times, sat down and continued to crawl to sleep.

Brother Bao whispered to the panda, "Good boy, my sister-in-law is worthy of being the god of sleep..."

The panda said, "That's it. How many times can this god be heard in the world because it is in heaven? Who can compare with my sister-in-law's name? The last time, the teacher passed by and heard it from afar. It's simply listening to all directions and looking at the six roads. It's amazing!"

It's just Yihe at this moment. In the dream, a bloody world, a beast roared and died unwillingly... Yihe's body began to tremble uncontrollably. Brother Bao gently patted Yihe's shoulder and woke him up: "Sister-in-in-law, what happened to you just now ?"