[0029] unjustly dead practitioners
Although Jin Meiyan is a taekwondo coach with four black belts, she is actually very docile, or gentle, a little like the unique cuteness of Japanese and Korean women.
I went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables. Yihe and they were lucky enough to visit Jin Meiyan's home and had an authentic Jiangnan cuisine. Yihe is a northerner. It is the first time to eat Jiangnan cuisine. It gives him the feeling that it is sour and sweet, which is not suitable for the taste - of course, this is much better than kimchi.
In the afternoon, Yihe and others still had the task of taking photos, so they left directly, found a scenic spot to pose for photos, and finished the day's work. After dark, a group of people returned to the hotel tired. In the middle of the night, the moon was bright and the stars were thin, and a obscure blue light flashed in the air.
It's like a meteor dragging its tail, but it looks too thin, like a ray of light. Today, when material desire is rampant and human eyesight is generally declining, there is no need to worry about finding such a small light - not to mention that the light comes and goes quickly, almost flies away!
"Evil beast, where are you going?"
After the obscure green light, another red light chased.
The red light is an old man, with a pimple-like bun on his head, which is inserted by a jade hairpin. The old man pinched the formula, with a righteous face, but there was some indescribable ferociousness... Two evil winds roared out, brushing away the blue light in front of him, and the blue light swayed.
The blue light is a woman, which looks like a double ten years old. She is young and extremely beautiful. The woman turned around and stared fiercely, and the green hatred in her eyes came out, almost turning into substance...
"I will remember you, I will definitely remember you!"
This woman is a poor monster.
As soon as he has turned into a human form, he can't even curse the most ordinary people. To this extent, he is just saying "remember you". The old man cast spells repeatedly behind, and the evil wind roared. The woman was about to hold on and hit Seoul below.
It's a coincidence that the place she bumped into was an easy-to-compart room--
Dangerous!
Yi He, who was quiet in a trance, suddenly became alert. As soon as he opened his eyes, the window glass made a "cluck" sound, and large pieces of glass debris roared over with a strong tide. Yihe rolled a donkey in ** for the first time, fell into a corner and hid himself under the bed.
"Bum!"
A green shadow hit the floor fiercely, struggled a few times, and didn't move.
Yi He sniffed and carefully climbed out from under the bed to see what hit the floor! It was a woman who wore a green classical palace costume and looked beautiful, but she was already unconscious. Yihe whispered, "Damn, I thought the meteorite fell down. It turned out to be a little girl..."
I raised my eyebrows and smiled strangely... "It feels a little strange, well, it's a monster. I like the great friendship of monsters, and they are also beautiful women, so those who come will not be afraid. If it is a man who smashes down, I will definitely throw him out, but the woman is different!"
Yihe shook the sheet and threw it on the ground together with the glass balus. Then, he picked up the woman and put it on ** and carefully faded her clothes... On the snow-white skin, blood marks, and several stubborn glass bales were still stuck on the clothes.
Yihe doesn't know what kind of monster this is!
It is obviously a great thing that he can now feel that the other party is a monster.
And the top priority now is to take out the glass balcus on this beautiful female monster. Yihe is not a gentleman. The beautiful woman is sorry for her hand if she doesn't touch it at present - what's more, this woman still needs him to touch it immediately. She has an open and righteous reason.
Doing a very obscene thing with a great and glorious flag is obviously a very fulfilling thing. It is easy to grin and begin to swim gently on the woman's body with both hands...
The fine glass slag was taken out one by one and thrown to the ground far away. Without these eyesore things, the painful look on the woman's face is much less. But maybe the momentum was too great when she just bumped in, so until now, this female monster is still in a coma.
Yihe rub still had some slippery and fragrant fingers and sighed, "Oh, it turns out that my brother's beauty is not shallow. Unfortunately, I already have a woman, and I can't abandon it all the time, otherwise I will die miserably. Hey, it's sad..."
Yi He shook his head, thinking about what he should do with this bare woman... thrown on the street? It's too inhuman, and the other party is still a monster. Yihe remembers what Sister Miao said to him that monsters should love each other and help each other. Only in this way can they survive--
He can't make a principled problem!
Of course, the more important point is that although the goblins are the ancestors of human beings, they are not human after all, so it seems that... Maybe Su Xiaoru has loopholes in the rules to drill!
Such an idea suddenly appeared in Yihe's heart.
I have to say that it is very evil and rich in the bad wisdom of bad men... But some things are easy to get together but don't have time to perfect them. This obscene idea can't stay in his mind for too long. A red light suddenly falls, and the speed is like a big truck running on the highway, directly towards Yiyi The window of the room rushed in!
"Damn!"
Yihe's heart beat heavily and choked desperately.
A thick and almost black plasma was pumped out of his heart, and then it was transmitted to all parts of his body. The blood vessels in his whole body seemed to be three times thicker, bulging like earthworms, and his eyes suddenly turned blood red--
The beast-like intuition made him feel that a devastating danger was coming. Maybe a day earlier, Yihe would not have such a wonderful feeling.
The momentary dangerous intuition directly subconsciously led Yihe's body to make the most correct action - he suddenly grabbed a table lamp, tore off the wire, then ran two steps and threw it out fiercely.
"Hum!"
The instantaneous high-speed flight directly tore the cover of the desk lamp into pieces, and some of the metal skeletons were rubbed red by the air, and then hit the red light fiercely.
The red light swayed violently, and the magic formula in the Taoist priest's hand in the red light changed hundreds of fingerprints in a row to block the foreign object. But then he could only cry... The wardrobe was like a black monster, rushing at him regardless of his body!
After the sight blocked by the big wardrobe, it is a clothes rack thrown as a javelin--
Yihe gasped and raised his head hard. His scarlet eyes, which seemed to be bleeding, stared at the red light of the sky without blinking, and his throat made a unique sound like a bone vibration, like a beast.
The big wardrobe was suddenly split into a fireball by a thunderbolt!
The Taoist's own mistake made him taste the consequences. The burning wardrobe hit the red shield with thick smoke. The shield was instantly invaded by a burst of thick smoke, and then it was even more unprepared. A drying rack flew over his ** at high speed and directly wiped his brother away.
A burst of intense pain made the Taoist priest's sword light sway.
As soon as he saw that the red light of the other party seemed to be unstable, Yi He grabbed a computer, flew out the monitor as a frisbee in batches, and then the host was projected as a heavy weapon. As soon as these two things hit the protection, the Taoist priest's eyes turned green, and the monitor cut off half of his ear... P>
"The evil, the poor road will not let you go, you wait, the poor road will defeat you to ashes, and refine your soul into a magic weapon, so that you will suffer the suffering of reincarnation for all generations, and you will never be born..."
Unfortunate, his words can't save himself.
As soon as the protective aperture of the flying sword was broken, the evil wind in the sky came to his face. Immediately, the severe pain in his body made him unable to concentrate his mind to control the flying sword, so his whole body was so straight and failed to fall down with the great gravity of the earth, resulting in a perfect free fall.
It was a chic parabola, and the green sermon robe was wrapped tightly by the hunting sound of the wind.
The Taoist priest couldn't open his eyes, and the wind almost blew his face.
"Puff--
Maybe there are too many coincidences in the world.
His body actually hit heavily on the spire of the TV tower of Seoul TV station. The spire just passed through his heart, and the Taoist priest choked a few times and did not move.
He is like a steak, which is forked by a fork for the world to play with and ridicule.
However, he no longer knows all this.
The fairest thing in the world is death. For a dead person, nothing matters anymore. Yi He didn't know that he had killed a monk - he thought that the fate of the other party would not be worse than that little goblin - but in fact, it was exactly like this!
He was unlucky. He did not meet a kind-hearted person like Yihe. Instead, he met the spire of a sharp and mean TV station. It looked like a sword used for Western fencing. People put it on to barbecue, and the probability of surviving was only about a few percent.
The thick blood vessels on the body returned to their original state little by little, and the spirit of Yihe loosened, and suddenly there was hair and sweat on the body, and a stream of acid and numbness penetrated from the muscles.
Those seemingly simple movements have consumed a lot of physical strength and spirit.
Throw something, it looks like a simple opinion.
However, in order to accurately hit the practitioners in the sky, they must first be accurate. Such aiming consumes the spirit, while the spiritual support is the body - besides, those things that are easy to throw out are exhausted, otherwise there will be no effect.
It can be said that he has just exerted his strength!
Only the penetrating and condensed power can have an effect on the protective aperture of the practitioner, and the scattered power of ordinary people can be ignored at all.
"Huh...suck..."
It was like the sound of the ancient bellows being pulled violently. Yi put one hand on the ground, and the sweat on his body turned into sweat, and then the sweat gathered into a stream, making his body wet. But Yihe felt a thirst in his mouth - water, and he wanted water.
This is almost an instinctive intuition.
Easy to intuitively turn on the automatic water dispenser, drinking one cup after another, one cup after another, and the automatic water dispenser that has been drinking is empty. Then he ran into the bathroom to pick up the tap water...
Yihe doesn't remember how many glasses of water he drank.
Anyway, in the end, he felt a kind of satisfaction. After drinking enough water, his fatigue was swept away, but the sweat on his body had already evaporated and dried by himself, so he didn't need to take a shower at all. Yi He touched his stomach with satisfaction and muttered, "Water is the source of life. This sentence is really classic..."
There has never been a moment when Yihe felt that the water was so lovely.
Yi He did not feel tired at all, and his mind replayed his feelings again and again. It seemed that at the moment when he felt the danger, something was released in his body, and then his whole body was full of strength, using the most instinctive skills to do everything--
At that moment, Yihe felt that he was a bystander!
A person who instinctively stands by and watches his body.
Is that the so-called human potential? Yi He thought of this attractive thing, and his heartbeat accelerated a little again. **There is an extra naked girl, which is easy to match for her purity. Naturally, it is impossible to go to bed and squeeze that girl!
However, all kinds of electrical appliances and furniture in the room have been lost, and they have been thrown out as weapons by Yihe.
Yi He, who was in a period of excitement, had not noticed this for the time being. He sorted out the process of his battle over and over again, summarized the lessons learned, and finally found that he was that he was still a lucky rookie - this answer made him very melancholy.
It's sad!
Following by, Yihe found another thing that gave him a headache--
He seems to have to compensate the hotel again.
Because it is easy to lose money, it is still easy to talk about compensation, and the hotel is not too difficult for such a talkative person. After all, how much money your things are worth, Yihe will give you how much money.
There is only one problem that is easy to entangle, and this year's money is wasted. If there are many such oolong incidents, maybe the three million are not even enough, and he will have to stick it upside down!
Yi He was extremely depressed. Look at a messy and empty room. Looking at the gorgeous girl who bumped in from the outside, Yi He shook her head painfully and said to himself, "Is this how much money to make, and how much consumption is required? Isn't this too ridiculous?"
A headache can't solve the problem - but this reason can't cure a headache.
In a flash, it was past four o'clock in the morning, and the naked woman suddenly screamed: "Ah... Where is this place? Get out of here, you stinky man!"
When Yi Heyi heard this, he became angry and jumped up directly from the ground and shouted, "Shut up!"
"If you hadn't bumped in through the window, would the glass have broken? Can I throw furniture? Look, what have you done here?
"You have caused me so much trouble, why do you still call me? What's the name?
"Shut up, you can't talk until I finish venting!"
“......”
The roaring body scolded made the woman forget that she was still naked, with one hand covering her surprised open mouth, and pedaling Yihe in shock... Roaring body, too roaring body.
Yihe's roar continues...
"You said, I've lost money now. It's only two days. Is there any way? Do you have it? Do you have it?"
"How to solve the trouble here? Do you solve it?"
"Do you have the money to solve it? Seeing that you are not bare - how can you solve it if you don't have money?
"How do you solve it?"
"Is it still called Mao as soon as it comes up? Even my bed is occupied!"
"Daily, I will unify the world for thousands of generations."
“......”
Half an hour later, Yi He stopped his roar for a while and poured a glass of water to moisten his throat. The dumb ** woman is still in a dull state, and Yihe cares about her money - is it easy for him?
Three million, that's what he earned in pantyhose!
Don't say how much psychological pressure it takes for a man to swagger through the market in pantyhose these days. It takes a lot of courage to say that on a hot day, he sweats a lot more than others. He can't help it when he is dry and hot. He almost dehydrated in Hainan. Is it easy for me to be three million?
It's only three days since I came to South Korea. Well, this is the second compensation for the hotel - how can you be a loser to this level?
"Well...gong gong!"
A soft, sticky sound like glutinous rice sounded in my ear. Yi was stunned for a moment and looked back... Oh, it turned out to be that woman.
At this time, the woman didn't know where she found a set of easy-to-wear clothes to wear, but she obviously didn't know how to wear them, which made a mess.
But there is no denying that it has a unique flavor.
Yi He said angrily, "What are you doing?"
The woman said, "Thank you very much for saving my life. I just offended you so much. Please forgive me. I really don't know that it has caused so much trouble to the prince just now!"
"The slave family? Prince? Are you from ancient times?"
Yihe made a difference. You won't meet antiques, will you?
The woman said, "The slave family is not from ancient times. The slave family is from Sanlitun, surnamed Su, and her name is Xiaoyu..."
"Su...Xiaoyu?"
Yihe looked at Su Xiaoyu in disbelief.
No wonder Yi He wants to look at people like this - who named his future wife Su Xiaoru? Does Yi Hexin say that this is fate?
Su Xiaoyu said, "My name is Su Xiaoyu. Is there any problem?"
The muscles on Yihe's face spied fiercely and said, "It's okay. I just feel that your name is very loving... By the way, where is Sanlitun?"
"Sanlitun is Sanlitun!"
"Dizzy!"
Yihe was completely defeated. After getting used to those shrewd monsters who followed the trend of the times, he once again saw such an ancient antique-level monster beauty who knew nothing, turned out to be so cute...
Finally, Yi He asked a very evil question: "Are you not afraid of me?"