[0054]Contact War
Yi He opened his mouth and looked left and right innocently. He looked at his wife Su Xiaoru, and the little demon Su Xiaoyu, and some women who were buying underwear, but were suddenly confused by the loud shout. Yi He didn't know whether he should roll his eyes or not--
Robbery, why do you have to grab a money truck or a gold shop? These people are good. They came to the women's underwear store to rob. It's really the big thing in the world. There are all kinds of strangeness.
A few people jumped into Yihe's sight. They were three thick men who looked muscular, both holding guns, carefully, and wearing black headgear on their heads, which covered their faces. After people squatted down, several bandits began to put money in sacks at the cashier...
A stack of euros was put into the bag. One of the bandits pointed a gun at the cashier and asked someone to take him inside to continue to open the safe and take out the money. The other three were watching outside...
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are gentlemen and civilized people. I hope you don't resist and do something that embarrass us. Otherwise, as soon as we are afraid, we will... Bang! Hahaha..." The bandit was very arrogant. Yi He squatted with two women, but he didn't mean to do it.
He is not the superman Clark in red underwear and blue tights, and his mission of maintaining world peace is not his. And his power now has exceeded the limitations of mortals, and he doesn't want to care about such secular things.
Su Xiaoru opened her mouth and asked Yihe, "Why don't you do it?"
"It's not like robbing our family!"
Yi He rolled his eyes. His wife is really a girl with a sense of justice, but this is also good. If his wife's heart is like a snake and a scorpion, can he sleep at night?
Yi He shook his head and stood up. The three bandits suddenly aimed at Yi He and shouted, "Hey, squat down, yellow ghost, or we will shoot!"
Yi closed his eyes and his eyes narrowed, and the obscure blood flashed and said, "Oh? All right, welcome to shoot! But I want to know if you shoot fast enough!" A strange smile suddenly hung at the corners of Yihe's mouth, and his body suddenly disappeared, and then suddenly returned to the same place.
He held three guns in his right hand, and the hands of the three gangsters still maintained the posture of holding guns, but it was obvious that their hands were empty.
Yi He said, "Gun, it's very dangerous!"
The three bandits were stunned. After their detailed planning robbery plan, they were interrupted in such a wonderful way. Yi He held three guns in one hand, which looked indescribably relaxed, and the smile on his face seemed to be more sarcastic...
"Damn it, how is that possible?"
One person cursed and rushed forward. His thick arms greeted Yihe's head with his fists. If it came to practice, it was estimated that Yihe's head would turn into a rotten watermelon that had been beaten.
Yihe gently raised his foot, kicked him out, shook his head and said, "Idiot, don't you see that I'm fast. Aren't you opponents at all? Oh, there is such a sense of superiority in IQ!" Yi closed the previous step, crossed a distance of several meters in one step, and kicked the other two to the ground.
looked at the gun in his hand and shook his head helplessly, "Do you think it's a little too prodigal to make it into scrap iron like this? However, it seems that it is not safe to stay on this kind of black goods..."
A true qi came out of the inner elixir and poured it into Yihe's arm. His hands were full of true qi and fiercely kneaded three guns into scrap iron. A ball with no rules was thrown out by Yihe and clapped his hands. Yihe said gentlemanly, "Ladies, the crisis has been resolved!"
Su Xiaoru said, "You seem to have forgotten one, and another big man is forcing people to open the safe to put money."
"I know, but don't you want to move your hands and feet?"
Yi He pointed inside. Anyway, he should also leave one for his wife and can't let Su Xiaoru complain behind him. Su Xiaoru is more than enough to deal with ordinary people who can only have a little brute force. So what is this called? Superman's family mobilization: the home of cultivation?
Su Xiaoru glanced at Yihe and said, "It's still your acquaintance. The one inside is left to me to clean up..."
Su Xiaoru is a little eager to try. Now she is now a traditional martial arts Wing Chun boxing. Emei chases the wind short fight and Xiuzhen. She belongs to the same genre as Yihe. Now the fake one is also a small success in practice. Ren Du's second vein has climbed to 14 heavens, which should not be underestimated.
Su Xiaoru quickly walked towards the inside without making any sound. Then she heard a big man scream. After a dense sound of fist hitting the body, Su Xiaoru dragged a big man's leg out - obviously, this guy was even more tragic.
"Don't think about running, you can't leave!"
Yi He looked at Su Xiaoru dragging people out with a smile, and then turned around and grinned at several bandits who wanted to escape, saying so. You can't run away, so now cooperate with me obediently. By the way, take out your mobile phones and call the police..."
Yi He's voice echoed in the underwear store, but what he said was extremely strange... Have you ever heard of asking the robbers to call the police and wait for the police to arrest him?
This is today.
"The phone number of the police station must be very clear, right? After that, hurry up, take out the phone and call the police. Make it clear to the police gentlemen exactly what you want to do or what you are doing. I am a pure person, a noble person, and a very anti-force!"
"Of course, I hate violence very much."
"But if you really don't cooperate, then it's really... It's really a pity. Please don't live up to my kindness, do you know? Your behavior is hurting the heart of a gentleman who is very pure and pure, like a messenger of God..."
Yi He sighed like a speaker. He likes this feeling, knock down the enemies, and then stimulates them with words until they go crazy - of course, these enemies are deadly enemies. The best way to deal with those vicious guys is to make them disappear from the body.
But now Yihe feels that these four robbers are very interesting. How difficult is it to go abroad and meet such interesting people and interesting things?
Several robbers looked at each other, and one of them took out his mobile phone tremblingly and dialed the police station: "Hey, is this the Liverpool police officer? Oh, oh, as you wish, we are committing a crime, but it's a pity that we didn't get it. Please, come and catch us. I'm going to die..."
Another robber robbed the phone: "Liver police officer, you are impartial and strict. Hurry up and take us away. This is simply hell. For the sake of all the children of God, save us."
"Please..."
Ten minutes later, a harsh siren approached.
Several robbers almost cheered, if it hadn't been for Yi He's staring at them.
Liver police officers came here with several police officers at the addresses reported by several robbers, and then took the four guys away with a black line. Liverpool and Yihe shook hands, praised their good citizens in words, and said that they would return the honor of their queen...
Well, it's a great honor in the UK.
But Yi He doesn't think so. Who knows if this British guy is fooling people? Yi He said hypocritically, "As a righteous person, it is our job to stand up in the case of robbery. There is really nothing to reward and praise!"
Police Philips said, "No, only rewards and praise can make more people righteous. For the benefit of 10%, most people can be righteous!"
Good boy, this sentence is really philosophical... Yi He speculated that this Philips police officer must have worked part-time as a philosopher before, but later felt that this profession had no future, so he jumped to become a policeman. After getting rid of the policeman, Yihe and others continued to go shopping.
Two women and one man, none of them is normal, at least their mood has not been affected by robbery.
After a day's shopping.
In a room of the hotel, Alang and others sat together, while the other side was an old man with gray hair and a pale face that had no sunshine all year round. His lips were red, and his eyes were blue with a little blood halo. This person was actually a vampire.
Laudrantos!
Qiu Miaomiao said elegantly with a smile at the corners of his mouth and gracefully, "Duke Laudlandus, let's meet again!"
Laurantos made an unpleasant laugh and said, "The beautiful and noble Miss Qiu Miao, it has been more than a hundred years since we parted, but you are still as luxurious, graceful and beautiful as before, and the years have not left any mark on you..."
Qiu Miaomiao said, "Laudlandos is also old and strong!"
Laurantos said, "Well, I still envy the magic of Oriental people, which can keep people young forever. If so, even if it is old, it is worth it. At least I can keep my most beautiful and youthful moment and put a perfect end to my life!"
Qiu Miaomiao smiled and said, "Let's get into business. You must have encountered some unsolvable trouble when you came to us this time. At that time, you couldn't understand it on the phone. Can you say it now?"
Lautertos said, "Yes, we are in big trouble. We all knew that this time the Yuwangding was just a conspiracy of the Holy See, but driven by interests, we still chose to seize it, but we lost too much, not only from the Holy See, but also from those practitioners!"
"Have you made a come-on?"
"Yes, our people secretly sneaked into the museum and stole the treasure, but later they were found by those people. Then we fought. They robbed Yu Wangding and killed many of us. Later, the Silver Knights of the Holy See suddenly appeared and slaughtered almost all the people involved in the operation of our blood clan!"
The Holy See is very ambitious. If they want to unify the world, they will naturally seize every opportunity to make the stumbling block in front of them disappear completely. Vampires wandering in the dark cannot exist, and those Middle-earth practitioners, even monsters, cannot exist. This is certain!
Yi He said, "Isn't that stupid to go if you know you can't?"
The old duke said, "But we have no choice!"
Yi He thought about it and said, "Yes, you're right. You really don't have a choice. The Holy See's move is not a conspiracy, but a fruit-eating conspiracy... It's really troublesome. I really want to uncover the Pope's head and see how his brain cell composition is different from our normal people."
"It's just a mass of brain!"
When the old Duke Laudrantos heard Yi He's words, he was also full of pride. The unhappiness he just said has also disappeared. They are all human beings. What's there to say? Either kill others or be killed by others. What can Ai Ai do at this time?
A group of people talked in the room for most of the day. The old Duke left in an extended retro car. Yi He asked, "Sister Miao Miao, is this old man's words credible?"
Qiu Miaomiao said, "That's an old fox. Believe him, then you are a mallet. If you don't believe him, you are not even as good as a stick hammer!" Yi He listened to death. How can he believe it or not? It seems to be a mallet? Turning his eyes, Yihe said with a hippie smile, "Sister, you are getting more and more funny!"
Qiu Miaomiao glanced at Yi and said, "Take your daughter-in-law to bed and don't talk nonsense here!"
Qiu Miaomiao herself doesn't seem to find that her character has changed a little, but it is inseparable from Yi. Another night was speechless. In a blink of an eye, a week passed, and the forces all over London began to clear the fog and knew that a group of monsters were coming.
On an abandoned street outside the city, dozens of monks in sabutas put their hands together: "Amitabha, do you bold demons still want to come abroad to stand out?"
This speaker is the Great Monk Huiyuan of Wutai Mountain.
Qiu Miaomiao and they were brought here today. Naturally, the purpose is self-evident. These people came here to get rid of demons and defend the way. Alang sneered and said, "The monk Huiyuan is such a big hat. Don't forget your Wutai Mountain. Believe it or not, I will call now and submit a development plan about the Wutai Mountain tourist scenic area!"
"The thief dares."
Monk Huiyuan was furious as soon as he heard this.
Even in the Qing Dynasty, Wutai Mountain was very powerful. The Qing court even took good care of this place because Emperor Shunzhi became a monk here. As long as it was not very unreasonable, he would respond to it. But now, no one seems to buy them...
Let's not talk about why Emperor Shunzhi became a monk.
Let's say that now, everything should be seen from money. The result is obvious. Monsters are free. They can bring benefits to the government and bring employment opportunities to the region. They can get rich first and get rich later. They can do it, but those righteous monks can't do it--
Even if the label "I am a monster" is put on the forehead, it is estimated that the leaders of the municipal government will raise their hands and feet to welcome them. The earth is big, and the political achievements are the greatest.
Yi He followed a group of monsters and whispered, "Why is it a monk again?"
Su Xiaoru said, "Have you ever encountered it?"
"Last time I came to London, you know, I said you were jealous. Anyway, you know, I won't talk about it!"
Yihe is very wise not to be entangled in this issue. A group of monks there have already lined up and are obviously going to die. Huiyuan monk said, "Amitabha, today the poor monk is about to accept you. It's not a pity to die, and they are trying to blackmail me!"
Alang said, "Then try it!"
"Angry King Kong array, kill me!"
was a good Huiyuan monk. At the exit of a killing word, he flashed golden all over his body and turned into a golden Buddha. He killed a group of monsters. Dozens behind him formed a large array and surrounded a group of monks. Before they could get close, they suddenly heard a "bang"!
is the sound of gunfire.
Yi closed his hands and grabbed a pistol. He just fired a shot. A approaching monk was inlaid with half a bullet on his head. The pistol bullet did not completely shoot in, but it was not without merit, at least it was hit. The monk shouted in pain, and Yi He's second shot followed!
Bum! Bang bang!
Take turns and shoot in a chain.
Yi He knew the King Kong Fu Magic, and naturally understood the power of this real body, so he didn't give the other party time to breathe at all. The bullet greeted the other party's weakness...
Eyes, mouth, throat, eyebrows.
Soon the golden light on the monk's body began to tremble, and suddenly collapsed directly with a gunshot, dispersing like a wave of water. After that, the place where he was shot all over his body began to bleed outward, and he couldn't see it alive. Yihe blew the muzzle coolly: "No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of guns!"
The gun is the end of the era of magic power. With guns, any magic power is a paper tiger!
A very obvious truth is that no matter how powerful you are, you will encounter shells, * and you can only be the life of cannon fodder. How many people in the world died under firearms? How many of these people actually have magical power? This topic is really not easy to say!
Yi He sighed and continued to shoot--
He didn't dare to let the other party lean over. While shooting, he shouted strangely... "Let's shoot, hold your head. Don't let them get close. These people are really sick!"
Bang bang!
Bullets are flying in the sky, and the sound of gunfire is crisp in the dark.
A group of monsters tried to distance themselves from these monks with guns, aiming at fire. One monk after another fell to the ground under the fierce vitality, but several highly cultivated followed.
Yi He jumped on the roof of a bungalow and shouted, "Wow, look at the true secret of my sword to protect the thunder... Jiutian Xuan, turned into tears, brilliant heaven, leading it to lowly..." Obviously, these monks did not know what Jade Dynasty was. Obviously, their attention was distracted...
This is obvious.