[0099]The real fairyland
On the way of killing, especially when short soldiers meet, there is no spell comparable to martial arts - many people look down on martial arts because martial arts practitioners do not have a decent master at all, let alone such a perverted body as capital -
Easy-to-combination speed, easy-to-to-comb strength, easy-to-to-comb physical strength, undoubtedly become immortal.
He became an immortal, and the thunder at that moment almost destroyed him, which led to the body that although it does not seem powerful, it has an absolute advantage over the practitioners. Yi He smiled grimly and hit a knee and pushed the old beggle out more than ten meters!
Within a distance of more than ten meters, the easy-to-use hands or clenches, or fingers, or palm clap, or chopping with a knife, or elbows and knees, unexpectedly attacked thousands of times on the old begling's body... A distance of more than ten meters flashed away and has broken through the speed of sound.
Dozens of meters away, thousands of attacks.
The bones in Yihe's body made a cheerful and excited explosion, as if it had ignited a firecracker, while the old begren spit out a mouthful of blood, with some fragments of internal organs in the blood, and Yihe's attack almost killed him!
This is the secret of the heavenly Tibetan wind!
The wind is as fast as the wind, extremely fast and pervasive. As long as you can understand the essence of the wind formula, whether you use magic or martial arts, you can also play a much more powerful attack than others. If you know enough about these essences, the mortal body can also kill the Buddha and destroy the saint.
Yi He looked at the dying old man, tilted his head and sighed, "Tut, why bother at a large age? Well, I'm not the kind of heinous person. Although it's a little shameless, it's just shameless. Today, I'll leave you two a whole body... Tut, old husband and young wife, buried together. There must be a lot of people coming to visit. It's so different."
The old man who was stimulated by the extremely vicious words sprayed a big mouthful of blood again...
"You, you..."
The old man was really angry, and the essence of life, which had only a little fruit, completely turned into a crown of anger. After shouting twice, it was like a wooden pile. He fell down and there was no more movement. Yihe spread out his hands and said speechlessly, "Why did you die like this?"
The woman shouted, "I'm going to kill you."
It's just that the difference in cultivation between the two at this moment is really a little bigger, and the speed of their actions is also a little different. Yi He casually touched the woman a few times, and a good dress turned into pieces of butterflies and flew all over the sky.
The woman suddenly became naked and her eyes were bursting with fire, but she did not continue to insult herself and hit Yihe's body. Instead, she covered her three points and covered them up.
Yi He smashed his mouth and grinned, "Shouldn't it be? No matter how frustrated you are, you are all immortals. Why are you so weak? Even if my attack is really deadly, according to the physical strength and life intensity of the fairy, shouldn't it be so easy to hang up? How could it be like this? It shouldn't be..."
Of course, it shouldn't be. The old man was easily pissed off by him. If he didn't say those vicious sarcastic words, the old man would probably live a few hundred years, and even recover from his injury - so sometimes language is also a kind of rhinoceros. Incomparable weapons.
The words turned to the woman, and Yi closed her eyes and said how white and tender her skin was and how beautiful her image was, but her heart was a little vicious. She was worthy of being the most poisonous woman's heart. The woman was so ashamed and angry that she actually hit the tree directly with her head.
Yi said, "Don't, don't hit it, don't hit it..." but he didn't move. After a long time, when the woman's head was about to be dislocated and her neck was about to be dislocated, Yi He added, "I told you not to hit it. Is it easy for a tree to grow so big? Is it easy? Look at you, you have broken three trees. Hey, they are all living lives. How can you bear it? How can you? How can you make me feel?"
If you can kill people with a large series of sarcastic words, then Yihe is absolutely unwilling to do it. He is a gentleman, the kind of upright person with a straight shadow under the sun, not to mention a woman, a bare woman in front of him!
Yi He automatically ignores what he did when he just came out of the snake hole. He will never admit this kind of slander and stain. Even if you video it, it will be useless.
"People are born by their mother, and trees are born by trees. Don't you feel that you are committing a crime by doing this? Look at what you look like now! The head was bleeding, and the two little rabbits jumped everywhere. You are eating fruit **. If I hadn't been more obscating than Liu Xiahui, if I hadn't been more than Liu Xiahui, you would have been gang-raped!"
"Damn, don't think I dare. When I rape you, I must first use a shadow split to let thousands of splits play and kill you, and finally make you want too much and can't wake up."
"Well, why am I so evil?"
"It's all your fault, it's all your fault. What a pure person I am, but I was ruined by you... If you weren't bare, how could I have crooked thoughts? That Buddha has no hair. Forgive me, God, we, Pu your mother. Hey, are you dead or not? I still have to hurry, and I don't have time to spend time with you..."
“......”
The woman hit the tree crazily, hit the tree, and many trees were broken by her waist, like a blind bear, howling all the way. There were seven points of sadness and indignation in the sad voice, three points of wanting to die. To sum up, she didn't want to live very much. Yi He followed with a branch.
At this time, he still had time to beat the grass around him and fly out all the small beetles, poisonous snakes and so on, making this small world extremely chaotic. The buzzing sound and the sound of hitting the trees sounded together. Under a huge tree, he couldn't help but stop -
A large beehive above the head attracts Yihe's attention.
hit the tree, of course, hit this one. Yi He smiled very strangely, used some charming little means, and said to the woman, "If you want to hit the tree, it is also this one. How thick is it? This will definitely kill you. Good boy, can't you find some strong trees to hit? How many trees have you broken and how many flowers and plants have you destroyed?
At this time, the woman had no reason for a long time. If you let her hit which tree, she would not consider whether it should be or not.
The huge hive fell and hit the woman's buttocks directly. Countless palm-sized bees buzzed and attacked the woman's whole body. A large area of black pressure was all over her body, which deserved the woman's bad luck. This nest of bees is so big, obviously wild bees, and it is still It should be refined.
More than an inch-long needle pierced the skin fiercely, and the extremely poisonous toxins spread all over the body. Yihe, who hid in the dark, watched the big bees on the woman's body die one by one. Finally, the place where the woman's body was pricked bleed straight, and huge blisters crawled all over her body and connected one by one.
If this scene has to be explained in one word, it is "disgusting".
The surface of the woman's body quickly turned green, and then turned black. The tragic howling caused by the pain gradually sank down, and finally completely stood up. Yi He sighed, "It's miserable, it's so miserable, it's so fucking miserable, I want to cry with sympathy."
Yi He's expression is like an old aunt who has just watched a soap opera, with tears in her eyes, watery, and an obvious posture of comforting her lack of happiness with other people's pain.
Shaking his head, Yihe began to evacuate here.
There is also a man who destroyed his plan. He wants that man to pay the price, but this is not now, but waiting!
The hot sun seems to completely turn the whole earth into iron. In the hot summer, Yihe passed by a gazebo. In the pavilion, a man in black and white clothes was playing chess alone. When Yihe just walked over, he listened to the man: "This friend, the weather is hot. Why don't you come and have a cup of herbal tea to relieve the heat?
Yi He continued to walk without looking there. After about ten minutes, he passed by a gazebo, which was still the man and the chess game. Yihe had one more mind. Looking around, it was obviously the place he had just walked!
He suddenly became careful and said, "What do you mean? If I don't play chess with you, I don't have to do this, right?"
As he spoke, Yi He walked into the pavilion, picked up the teacup and drank it. No matter what the purpose of the other party is, it is obvious that he is the fish on the cutting board. He can't help it. Whatever you do, you can do it honestly. Yi He is not that kind of fool. Now he has no fetters and doesn't have to stand up for anyone!
The man in black and white said, "I don't mean anything else. I just want to ask you to play a game of chess."
Yi He said, "But when I see this Go, I feel dizzy. It's either black or white. After a while, I will be dazzled. Why don't we change it?" Yi He really doesn't like Go, but it's not as annoying as he said, but he's not going to accommodate the old man who cheated him.
Walk well. It's too inexplicable to do this.
"What chess?"
"Gobang."
Yi He was shameless and didn't know what it was to be ashamed of. He directly reported the rules of gobang, and the two began to play a game. In fact, Yi He didn't report the aircraft to him, which was enough to give face!
The rules of Gobang are simple. Yi is bravely and diligent on the road to unity. His head quickly calculates the position of the drop according to the mathematical method, while the other party is obviously familiar with Go, but he is not familiar with Gomoku. As soon as he falls, he forgets the rules. Yihe kills a seven-in and seven-out, and he wins!
The man sighed and said, "Oh, I don't know. It's really wonderful when I see it. Your shamelessness is really ancient and modern. I'm very relieved... Poor Mu Lingzi, Yuanshi Tianzun, sat down to inherit the Yunzhongzi. You boy, have become an immortal and are reluctantly enough to enter my door. Can you wish?"
"Why... why me?"
Mu Lingzi brushed his beard and said with a pale face, "Because you are shameless!"
Yi He almost fell down.
Mu Lingzi's reason can't be described as tough, so he listened to Mu Lingzi continue to say: "Before you became an immortal, the poor Tao has begun to pay attention to you. No matter how much you act or how shameless you are, it makes the poor profoundly broken. In today's world, such a shameless figure is hard to find for thousands of years... ..."
"So you want me to be your apprentice?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
Mu Lingzi said in an extremely affirmative tone, "Just because you are shameless, you can be greener than blue, and you can be more than blue. Do you know how admirable and out of how much it is to be a teacher to deal with two women one after you become an immortal..."
"Good disciple, when you first saw you as a teacher, you began to fall in love at first sight. You are so heart-frightening. Of course, shamelessness is not enough. You are still very interesting, which is also very necessary. This can be seen from your performance of Song Birou!"
"If you want to join my Yun Zhongzi, you can't just be shameless. You also need to be righteous enough to pretend, and you just have such a condition. I don't choose you. Who will you choose?"
Mu Lingzi spit out lotus flowers and said that the flowers were falling.
Yi He rolled his eyes, took a time and asked, "Is there a hut here?" I'll go and complain for a while. You continue here and don't stop... Oh, my God, I finally know how powerful it is to kill people when they are shameless. This is much more powerful than any magic weapon!"
"Well, let's come back and continue."
The grief and indignation of Yihe's face: "You just kill me directly."
The old man laughed and raised Yi He and rose to the sky. Anyway, the old man is also a golden immortal cultivation, which is much more advanced than directly. Yi He, a newly promoted fairy, is obviously not a rival. He flew directly to the sky and broke a layer of almost transparent diaphragm. The next moment, it was like entering Another world.
Mu Lingzi said to Yihe with a little hint of the country and said, "Look, this is the real fairyland. The one below is just a mortal world. Is the real fairyland also the place where ants stay? Let's go and go back to the cave!"
This is the real fairyland!
This is the real world that belongs to immortals!
Yihe felt that he died too a little too aggrieved 30,000 years ago, and thought that he had come to the fairyland. It turned out that this was the real fairyland - and after Yi He came here, he became the bottom of the fairyland, a small fairy.
In the immortal world, the level of immortals is from low to high, respectively, the mysterious on the earth and heaven, and then there is a master of the holy land, and a master Hongjun who has surpassed the holy land.
Mu Lingzi keeps talking, but these Yihe still need to be well written down, otherwise they really can't be mixed up in the future. And coming to the fairyland is also very good for his future subversive actions. Mu Lingzi took Yihe all the way to his cave, which was a simple cave full of magic weapons and parts.
Yun Zhongzi has a special preference for magic weapons, so most of the people who have passed down from his lineage are also engaged in counterfeit and inferior products. Yihe feels that this job is very promising.
Born in a pirated country and grew up in a pirated country, Yi He, who grew up on pirated products, undoubtedly understood the value of this pirated. He looked at the embryos of those magic weapons, such as swords, guns, circles, forks, and some special bows and crossbows.
A voice in Yihe's heart shouted, "It's developed. This time it's really developed."
There was a golden light in his eyes, and another voice in Yi He's heart shouted: "No wonder so many people like to change maps. It turns out that there are many benefits to change maps. People move alive and trees move to death. It's a fucking classic." Yi He squeezed his handsome smiling face into a **... "Master, please sit down."
Mu Lingzi hit a thrill all over his body: "Stop!"
Mu Lingzi coughed and said, "This is our territory. How to use the mountain protection array outside? You can look through the classics by yourself. I don't need to say more. Let's practice the Yun Zhongzi to see a person. If you don't understand, ask the classics. Don't bother me if you have nothing to do. I still have to repair the magic weapon."
Yi He opened his mouth wide: "Ah, isn't it?"
"What is not? If you don't repair the magic weapon, will you and my apprentice go to drink the northwest wind? If it hadn't been for the order of my grandfather, would I have worked hard to find an apprentice? Delayed practice and time, your master, I am too honest, so I am often bullied, and now you also come to bully me..."
Well, Yihe and a person who are more shameless than himself absolutely have no common language, and he doesn't say much. He holds a large bamboo slip.
It's really ancient. Ancient words are written on the ancient bamboo slips. The ancient text contains some indescribable things. After Yi He lived here, the most important thing he did was to stare at the words on those bamboo slips and look at them in a daze and play. He couldn't understand anything.
The meaning of those words is very clear, but when put together, you don't understand anything. He now looks at these bamboo slips and has a feeling of reading English textbooks in English class. There is a ball of paste in my head, and a ball of paste in my head. That feeling is so painful that I want to die!
"Good disciple, go out to sell magic weapons as a teacher. Look at the cave yourself!"
Well, Mu Lingzi is really a person who is out of low-level interests. He is as diligent as an old scalper every day. Although he doesn't talk much, the lives of the master and apprentice are pressed on Master Mu Lingzi alone, which makes Yihe feel a little different under the shelter.
It seems that in addition to being a little shameless, this old man named Mu Lingzi, Jin Xian, is still a good person. At least I have nothing to say to Yi He, a cheap apprentice.