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The moon is dark and the wind is high, and it is time to steal chickens and dogs.
Two obscene and thin dark shadows climbed over the wall and crossed the room and got into the terrace on the second floor of a luxury villa. The indoor floor-to-ceiling window sill floated in a corner and peeped from a certain angle. Through the hazy warm lights inside, the whole shadow could be seen.
“......”
"Uh...Brother Feng..."
"News, you didn't lie to me...love you..."
The two of them were excited, accompanied by the floating corners of the curtain at the window sill. They only cared about ** and did not prevent the two pairs of obscene eyes at the terrace.
Brother Feng, news? Er, isn't it too strange? Xue Aofeng immediately thought of the recently popular famous star. These two people can't go together. Why did Shenma go to bed this time? It doesn't matter whether he is or not, let's take a picture first!
Xue Aofeng didn't want to pick up his mobile phone and lean in from that corner to shoot this wonderful moment, with a sinister smile on the corners of his mouth. How can she not do this matter of hand in hand? If she doesn't do it, she will be sorry for her reputation as a "peak thief".
Another person, Shen Xiaoyang, looked at her beside him with a puzzled face and couldn't help reminding in a low voice, " boss, aren't we here to steal the 'crazy stone'? What do you take pictures for?
"Idiot, no one makes more money!" Xue Aofeng said in a low anger.
Then he quickly took out a touch of insect-like thing from the pocket, lifted a corner of the curtain, and sprayed it into the room.
After a while, the two people who were exercising enthusiastically smelled the fragrance and fainted on the bed. The two immediately came from here.
"Wow, this trick has been tried many times!" Shen Xiaoyang also looks like a thief.
"Hey, Xiaoyang, turn them over and take a close-up of the front!" Xue Aofeng laughed.
"OK! What's the problem!" Shen Xiaoyang then pulled the ** men and women over, which scared the two of them!
"Uh... boss, they..."
"Haha, I caught the big news this time. This Fengxun love is really reliable!" Xue Aofeng's narrow eyes were shining. The mobile phone quickly and decisively recorded it, "When you steal the crazy stone, and then take this thing to the newspaper, you will definitely sell it at a good price!" Xiaoyang, you don't have to worry about the boss for the second half of his life!"
"Hee, yes, with the boss's cover, Xiaoyang, I don't have to worry about my lower body." Shen Xiaoyang smiled at her ambiguously.
Xue Aofeng took a look at him, and the handsome mince of the other party flashed and smiled brightly, "You boy is less obscene, your boss. It's not easy for me to take you into the industry. When this matter is over, you will take over and continue to work hard!"
Ah? Does the boss mean that he wants to wash his hands in a golden basin? Shen Xiaoyang convicted her suspiciously.
"Hey, you can't do it all your life, Xiaoyang, you have to surpass me if you want to start! Whether the world is yours or not in the future depends on your ability! Don't let me down!" Xue Aofeng smiled faintly.
"I understand." Shen Xiaoyang answered, and a careless dark current flashed in his eyes. He chewed betel nut in his mouth and handed one to Xue Aofeng.
"You boy like this food, and you are not afraid of chewing your teeth?" Xue Aofeng smiled, took it and put it in his pocket. Then he quickly found the safe, opened the safe with strange tools, and took out the crazy stone.
"Is that the only thing? Is that the legendary valuable European national treasure? Shen Xiaoyang despised the things in Xue Aofeng's hand.
"Kid, don't underestimate this stone. There is only one in the world, and I found it at a great price..." When Xue Aofeng was about to say, she suddenly felt unbearable abdominal pain. "Daily, is this eating bad food? Recently, I've been suffering from diarrhea..."
Xue Aofeng covered his stomach and carefully handed the stone to the handsome Shen Xiaoyang next to him. "Xiaoyang, take it for me first. I'll go to the bathroom!"
"Good." Shen Xiaoyang answered, but his eyes stared at the stone, and the light flashed uncertainly.
Xue Aofeng entered the bathroom and saw a gold toilet in it. The toilet lid was shiny, which made people feel that this was not an ordinary toilet, but a work of art. There is also a yellow cartoon animal printed on the lid, with two red faces, thick and thick skin, lightning, and long ears! Isn't that what? Pikachu?
"Damn it! There are really artistic cells! Such a awesome toilet!" After saying that, Xue Aofeng stepped forward to open the toilet lid, and his buttocks were not hot yet.
Ding Ding——
A sound of alarm shuttled through the villa.
Xue Aofeng was stunned and immediately realized something. He quickly stood up and rushed out of the door. But I can't open that door anyway. I don't know that the door has been locked. I couldn't help pounding the door panel.
" boss, you don't have to knock! Save your energy!" There was a contemptuous sound from outside.
"God and earth, Shen Xiaoyang, I can treat you well. Open the door quickly. I will spare you a dog life!" Xue Aofeng had a black face, but he didn't expect that he would betray himself!
"Ha ha, that's good, I'll wait for you to go to prison!" After saying that, Shen Xiaoyang put the crazy stone in his arms and quickly flashed away. Finally, the ruthless words floated across the door. "It's you who said. If you want to go out, you must surpass you, and it's better to surpass you without you!" Aofeng, please forgive me. I have to do this. In fact, I really can't bear to part with you..."
I heard that Xue Aofeng gritted his teeth and was restless in the toilet.
"Grandma, little bastard! I stole it and stole your skin!" Xue Aofeng's face was hazy and quickly swept the toilet. There were no windows, and the copper walls and iron walls were sealed. Where is there any escape passage?
The anxious eyes connoated the golden toilet, which was furious.
Kakaka! At this time, there was a strange sound of twisting the lock outside the door.
"Yad, these royal dogs are coming so fast!" Xue Aofeng squeaked his teeth and looked at the toilet, with both hands to lift the lid of the toilet.
Anyway, she can't die, let alone go to prison! Soldiers come to block, bullets come to block! Just use this thing to block bullets! You have to kill that bastard when you go out! Otherwise, he wouldn't know how powerful her thief is!
Huo Di, Xue Aofeng is so powerful that when the toilet lid is about to be removed. Suddenly, a dazzling strong light stabbed over. Then, the door was twisted open, and red sparks emerged from the machine gun hole, and there was a burst of shooting at the toilet!
"Ah--" Xue Aofeng shouted, only feeling that his eyes were about to be blinded by the light in the toilet lid. Go to your Pikachu!
The toilet strangely began to flow and turned into a vortex...
Xue Aofeng's soul was pulled out and rolled into the toilet, bang! The golden toilet lid is mysteriously covered...