Chapter 128 Meet the Great Monk Again

Yunshang smiled contemptuously, looked at his robe, and said, "Do you really want me to expose your secret here?" Master Liar?"

The old monk really had a few brushes. He didn't blush and looked at Yunshang and said, "Little princess, please make it clear."

Ouch, it's also clear.

Yunshang nodded with a smile. If you want me to make it clear, I will give you a good express.

"The poor monk sits here and does not eat or drink for six days and nights. What's the explanation, little princess?"

"Ha, master, do you know that there is a game in this world called finding faults?"

The bald master was stunned, "What are you looking for?"

Yunshang said, "It's just to find out the difference between the same thing." When she said this, the old monk's eyes moved slightly. Yunshang glanced at his chest and continued, "Master, when you came, there was a string of Buddha beads the size of tiger-eye balls hanging on your chest. Wouldn't you forget it yourself? Where are these Buddha beads now?

When she said this, Aya, the cook beside her, immediately shouted, "Yes! Little princess, when he came, I suddenly smelled a particularly strange smell. I thought it was from the Buddha beads on his body. At this moment, it was really true! Why is there no Buddha beads!" Aya is a cook. She is born to compare things like taste. That day, when she looked around the old monk with everyone, she smelled the strange fragrance. As soon as Yunshang reminded her today, she immediately recalled what happened a few days ago.

"Look carefully," Yunshang held her hand and smiled.

Aya came up and looked up and shouted in surprise, "Why is there only one rope left on your neck?"

The old monk's throat made a choking sound, probably choked by his own saliva.

"Miss, what's going on for a while?" Xiangxiang, who was unwilling to lag behind, also rushed up and walked around the old monk. I can't see any way.

"The origin of this is to ask our master." Yunshang stretched out his finger a little, with a little joke between his eyebrows, "Master, does this meatball taste good?"

Meat...meatballs...

Everyone's eyes widened and almost couldn't believe that they looked at the monk who ate fast and recited Buddha's name.

The big monk's face turned pale in an instant. He wanted to argue, but he seemed to be afraid and dared not say anything more.

"Is your Buddha beads made of beef or horse meat? Maybe there is also ginseng and deer antler in it. Yunshang continued, "It's not difficult to explain why you don't eat or drink for a few days. You don't eat, but wait until the people in my lotus heart in the middle of the night have a rest, and you take out your meatballs to have a good meal, right?"

"But, miss, he only eats meatballs. If he doesn't drink water, he will die." Xiangxiang still doesn't understand. He casually kicked the big gourd beside him and said, "Here, the water is just poured here."

"No, little princess, there is no water in this gourd. There is fire in it, and it will smoke."

Yunshang smiled and motioned Xiangxiang to pick up the gourd. "Open it and have a look. Is there a mezzanine in it?"

Xiangxiang opened it with doubt. Sure enough, there was really a mezzanine in the gourd with black smoke.

"Miss, what is this?"

"This is called the eight-treasure to gold, purple and copper gourd, which is the treasure invented by Luban's magic axe door." Yun Shang took a look at the purple gourd, and didn't know how many years the big monk had used this gourd, and the surface turned black. Xiangxiang pinched her nose and smelled it, and then frowned, "What's in here?" Minyan grabbed her and said, "Don't look inside. There is something strange in this gourd, which can emit black smoke all the time, and the wind can't blow down.

"Really?"

"Ha!" Yunshang held up the gourd with one hand and waved in front of the big monk, "Oh, to speak, this is the only one of your clumsy tips."

The big monk curled his lips and said, "If you can say this, I will convince you." He probably really admired the little girl, and his voice involuntarily lowered a little decibels.

"Is this very mysterious?" Gu Zitao couldn't help picking up the gourd and thinking about it. He came up and smelled it. Sure enough, he smelled a pungent smell, which was strange but a little disgusting. A beautiful and handsome face was wrinkled together, and he threw the gourd to Yunshang in disgust.

The monk's eyes followed their hands back. Yun Shang pretended to be mysterious and almost couldn't catch the gourd. When the big monk's fingers were loose, her buttocks were about to leave the ground. Obviously, she was very nervous.

"Yunshang, what the hell is he doing here?" Gu Zitao couldn't help asking.

"Here, it's wolf dung." Yunshang smiled and clicked the big gourd in front of Gu Zitao. "Do you regret smelling it so close just now?"

Gu Zitao's handsome face completely turned into a green color, and he took a cold breath, "Wolf...wolf wolf dung..."

Yunshang, I said that you'd better not smell this thing, but Xiangxiang was one step ahead of them, ran to a corner of the wall, bent down to vomit.

"Then I, the poor monk, the one, you used the vicious dog to attack the poor monk. The poor monk gently shook his clothes and robe, and the evil dogs retreated. Let's talk about it, what's going on?"

"That!" Yunshang leaned against the stone lion behind him in an indifferent manner. "I don't want to say anything about that. Minyan, go and see if there is anything under his robe?"

"Okay. Princess." Min Yan took a step forward and lifted his robe before the old monk reacted. Sure enough, he saw more than a dozen long brown hairs.

"Hey, it's a tiger beard!" Gu Zitao had calmed down, came forward and said in surprise, "How can he have a tiger beard on his body!"

"Isn't the monk not murderous?" Gu Zitao immediately woke up and said loudly, "You stinky monk, it turns out that you are not just a big liar!" He is still a murderous bad monk! But why did those dogs run away after seeing him?

"Putiger beard on the robe. The dog's nose is the most smart. Before he comes to him, I'm afraid he has already smelled a tiger. The tiger is the king of beasts. Those dogs have long been frightened by the wind. Who dares to go wild?"

Gu Zitao said "Oh" and immediately spit on the old monk's look. "This kind of trick should be used. It's shameless and shameless."

The old monk's face suddenly collapsed. He stood up and patted the dirt on his buttocks, looking helplessly. "If I had known this, I wouldn't have come. I wasted six days in vain."

Yunshang also frowned, looked at his bitter and grudged eyebrows, and also maintained a smile. He waved his hand and said to him enthusiastically, "Walk slowly and come back next time."

"You are stupid. How dare you let him come back? Such a big liar really humiliates his family." Gu Zitao looked at the back with saliva. Yunshang didn't care. He rubbed the tip of his nose that was frozen red. "There is also an extra gatekeeper on the left and right. Why not?"

Gu Zitao: "..."

Xiangxiang: "..."

Min said: "..."

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A few days after the monk was expelled, Yunshang's house has always been quiet, except that she had to go to Taiyuan College every day and was poisoned by yellow and white oranges. However, the most poisonous is yet to come.

By the way, on this day, Gu Zitao came to study with Yunshang. When he was passing through the front yard that was being cleaned, he suddenly heard a long chant, "Amitabha."

"What?" Gu Zitao grabbed the preserves in his sleeve bag and handed them to Yunshang a few. "Look, your favorite doorman is back."

Yunshang didn't wake up at all when he got up in the morning. He opened a pair of sleepy eyes and stuffed the candied fruit into his mouth. His teeth had a sour smell, and his sour gums began to come out of cold water. Then he woke up and opened his eyes and looked into the distance. "Are you sure there is someone there?"

Gu Zitao glanced at her, "There is indeed someone, and he is a bare man."

"A bare man?" Yunshang immediately came to his senses, stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes, and exclaimed, "Someone is naked in such a morning. Running? It's so exciting. Where is it? Where is it?

"Well, you always peek at other men in front of me. My Lian Zhun'er's heart has been hurt by you. With an untuned sound, she said in her ear. Yunshang turned around in surprise and said, "Is it Lian Jun naked? Running out? How could he be such an elegant person?"

"Oh, little princess, are you praising me?" Lian Zhun stroked his heart and was surprised, "This is a valuable surprise."

Yunshang nodded and finally saw the situation in front of him. He didn't realize that his hand involuntarily stretched out when he saw Lian Zhun. He took his hand, pulled him over, pointed to a place and said, "Look, there is a piece of meaty thing there. It's so cute."

It's so cute.

The footsteps of the meaty thing seemed to pause, but he came over strong and calmly and recited the Buddha's name, "Amitabha, please stay."

"What's the matter?" Yunshang was obviously not in the mood to chat with him. She was perfunctory, and the steps under her feet did not stop.

"Amitabha, did you meet a monk a few days ago?"

"I've seen it, I've seen it."

"That monk is the master of a poor monk."

Yunshang finally stopped and looked back at him meaningfully.

Gu Zitao took the lead and said for her in front of her monk, "Do you want wolf dung to light a cigarette, or do you want a tiger to scare the evil dog?" If you have any good skills, use it quickly. Don't waste time. We still have to go to school.