Chapter 233 First and Then Soldier
"Tell me about you. The princess takes you out to do business. That's for you to learn and gain experience. It's good for you. You don't know what to do. If you go, you're going to shit. Why do you want to take you there?" Minyan put one hand in his waist and pointed to a big man in front of him, with three big golden words on his face: waste egg.
"I... I really can't hold it anymore." The cute man and big man Niu boy was scolded by this little man with several heads shorter than him, and he didn't mean to be energetic at all. He stood there in a regular manner, with his head bent, and his neck almost hung like a right angle. It's like a first-year primary school student who is blamed.
"You... alas, the princess is really suffering. How can she pick up a one like you..." What is he like? Min Yan thought for a long time and didn't come up with an adjective and reason, so he had to stare at him with his eyes and turned himself into a pufferfish angrily.
"What's the noise outside early in the morning? Miss hasn't got up yet." Xiangxiang holds the washbasin in one hand and a hot towel that has just been cleaned in the other hand. You look very ignorant.
Since the wound on Xiangxiang's face healed, a thumb-sized scar has fallen on her left cheek. Burns and scalds are the easiest to leave scars. "It's a pity that Xiangxiang has this problem before she gets married. In the future..." When Minyan looks at her like this, Yunshang will always appear in his mind more than once. What I said to myself.
It may be that after thinking that this person is likely to stay in Lianxin Xiaozhu for a long time, and she is also very likely to become her life's work partner. Min Yan couldn't help but weaken a lot. He took a weak look at Xiangxiang with Liu's eyebrows and whispered, "I'm also anxious... Sister Xiangxiang Don't be angry."
Xiangxiang has always been a reasonable person. Seeing Minyan taking the initiative to admit his mistake, he immediately weakened the fire of the strong typhoon into a light rain from the tropical depression. He eased his voice and said, "Then you can teach him a lesson there. Don't wake up the young lady."
At this time, the door opened with a squeak.
Yunshang rubbed his eyes and wore a sheepskin cloak. He was wearing pajamas and pajamas. He looked at him and him in front of him sleepyly. "What are you doing?"
Xiangxiang stared at Minyan. The meaning was obvious. Look at you, did you really wake him up?
Min Yan knew that he couldn't avoid it, so he had to come over bravely. "Well, princess, Minyan's housekeeper is teaching the cow boy a lesson."
"What do you teach him?" Yunshang doesn't understand.
"Oh, of course, it's because you took him to Cao Leichun's house yesterday. He didn't play any role there. Of course, you have to be scolded." Although Xiangxiang was criticizing Min Yan just now, in fact, she was still on the same front as Min Yan.
Min Yan secretly gave her a thumbs up. We are worthy of being good friends.
Yunshang opened his half-closed eyes and looked at the cow boy with a little surprise. Although the cow boy lost a tendon in his mind, he still understood that the people in front of him were hating him. He took a few steps forward and handed his hand to Yunshang, "I'm wrong. You hit me."
Unexpectedly, Yunshang just stared at him for a while, then laughed, put a finger on the palm of his hand, and tickled...
Huh?
Niu Xiaozi looked at her and didn't understand. He made a mistake, and even Minyan and Xiangxiang were angry. Isn't she angry?
Yunshang looked at him, smiled softly, waved his hand, and asked him to squat down to keep an eye on her. "Let me tell you, in my hometown, there is a saying that God closes a door for you and will definitely open a window for you."
"What do you mean?" This sentence was not asked by Niu Xiaozi alone, but the voices of the three people who converged Min Yan and Xiangxiang.
Yunshang: "That is to say, God is very powerful and can control the heavens and the earth, but he can't care about people's shitting and farts. Do you understand?"
Three people: "Oh..."
Oh, really.
If God hears her explanation just now, she will definitely... carry the cross and beat her up.
What the hell!
"Although I don't blame you this time, you must not be like this every time. If you have to poop and pee every time you go out, I might as well take a mobile toilet."
"Hey hey." Niu Xiaozi was also said by Yunshang. He was a little embarrassed and scratched his head, "I won't shit again next time."
"If you don't shit again, you will suffocate to death. Stupid." Xiangxiang's expression that she didn't look at was angry and funny. There are so many people in the world who don't look for princesses, but they find such a stupid young boy.
Is it... Is it that the princess suddenly wants to slow down her taste and change into a cute and stupid man because she is used to seeing the sign like Mr. Lian?
"Why are you looking at me like this?" Yunshang looked at Xiangxiang and Minyan inexplicably and became strange at the same time. The two exchanged eyes with each other and shook their heads at the same time, "Nothing, princess, you are beautiful..."
"Stop." Yunshang patted his stomach and said, "I'm hungry. Let's prepare something delicious."
"Yes."
The breakfast was very rich. Yunshang had a satisfying meal and lay happily on the noble concubine's couch, half slanting and half leaning, which seemed to mean that she was going to go back to sleep again. She thinks about a lot of things like a horse lantern in her mind. Xiangxiang called several times next to her, and Yunshang heard it, and her expression slowly returned to normal. Then she got up and let Xiangxiang serve her to freshen.
They were grooming. Min Yan came in from outside and saw Yunshang combing her hair. He was a little hesitant. Yunshang looked at him and said, "Come in. I'm looking for you."
She suddenly asked, "Minyan, I haven't asked you about gifts these days. Now it's time to report to me on the progress of these days? Come on, who on earth have you sent something to?
Min Yan didn't expect that she would suddenly ask this. He was stunned and said, "Actually, according to Minyan, with your current situation, it's better not to worry about these things... It's better to recover those arrears first."
Yunshang didn't say anything. She raised her eyes slightly and stared at Min Yan, who was standing beside her from the mirror.
Xiangxiang hurriedly straightened her hair. Min Yan sighed, took out an account book from his arms, and slowly thought about it, "The officials of the three departments of Jiangxi, from the political envoy to the officials of the criminal department, have prepared money for everyone according to the grade, but because things were too hasty, they have time to deal with it. I inquire about my preferences, so for those below the sixth grade, Minyan is to let people take advantage of the night to send the silver tickets directly to their homes. Some of these people have received and confiscated..."
"You did the right thing," Yunshang suddenly smiled and interrupted her. "It's urgent. And you don't have to tell me so much about it. As long as you write down the name and number of people, you can read it slowly when I have time. Just say, the officials on the fifth grade who don't accept my gifts.
"More than five grades..." Min Yan turned over the account again. "The punishment is on the side of the inspector, according to the inspector, the deputy envoy, and all of you. It's okay to talk. According to what the little marquis said, I sent their favorite jewelry and jade, ancient books and other things. The inspectors are still very happy. He said that he would come to visit the princess. What about it?"
"That's right. There are more things used by the military to raise the punishment department, and it has always had a good relationship with the governor's office." Yunshang looked at Minyan with encouragement.
"As for the political envoys, from the left and right, almost all of them were not moved by thunder. Although several counselors were very moved by the gift of the little marquis, they only dared to accept it secretly. They sent the news in private that you arrived at Cao Leichun's house yesterday and ended up being closed. Everyone is talking about this matter.
"This is expected." Yunshang leaned back and leaned against the back of the chair. "At the beginning, they were afraid of your majesty, and I did not pose any threat to them at that time. Now... it's hard to say. Hey, didn't I teach you how to deal with such a thing?
"Yes." Seeing that Yunshang's spirit gradually got better, Min Yan also smiled happily, "The princess said at the beginning that these two political envoys are the most important, and there are also people from the Qing school. Even if they give gifts, they can't come from the usual way, so Minyan spends the most effort on them."
He deliberately paused and sold a barrier before saying, "The only son of Lord Wang, the envoy of Zuo Buzheng, has been ill all year round and is bedridden. I heard that his medicine needs a large amount of bear bile and deer antler and other things. Lord Wang has always been famous. He is so poor that he can't afford these things, so Min Yan sent people to collude with his family. He sent a lot of medicinal herbs, taught the family to cook quietly, and gave it to Lord Wang's son. Now that the medicine has been imported, the gift has been delivered. Can he still return it?
Yunshang nodded and praised with a smile: "Cunning! It's a bit of my style! However, Lord Wang's future in Jiangxi is unlimited in the future. I don't think he can not only give medicine, but he can even invite the legendary doctor saint at all costs, and then take the opportunity to get the prince out. He serves him with good medicine to see if it is possible to completely cure his illness. This favor must be owed to us!"
Min Yan nodded, wrote something down in the notebook, and continued to say, "Lord Song, the right political envoy, is the most afraid of the inside. The eight concubines in the family are jealous, and they are very happy. Princess, you said that you can take the route of the pillow wind and support the most favored one as a long line. But which one to support, Minyan is the most nerve-wounding. After thinking about it for a long time, he even thought about asking Mr. Lian to come and help..."
"Don't bother him." Yunshang suddenly said.
"Yes, I remember." Minyan nodded, "But the people in our secret camp really don't have the ability to spy on people's hearts. I really can't see which of those concubines is the most favored and able to correct them. Min Yan now thinks, can we get together? It's just to spend more money. We don't care about this.
"It's not a matter of how much money there is." Yunshang smiled and took Min Yan's hand and patted it. "In case they find out that silver is a small matter, and they are most afraid that it will be counterproductive."
She frowned and thought about it, and smiled, "I'll come up with an idea for you: there are many pearl earrings in our box. Although they are not expensive, they are rare in workmanship. You choose eight pairs of similar. Remember to have a pair of extra exquisiteness, and send someone to get them into Lord Song no matter what means; just see the earrings appear in the end. How about supporting which one in one's ear?
Min Yan nodded and said, "I wrote it down... It's just a little marquis. These are all big projects that need to be done slowly. Even if it can be effective, how can you save the current urgency?"
"Are you in a hurry now?" Yun Shang closed her eyes lazily and said, "Don't worry, isn't it just Cao Leichun? It hasn't been in my eyes yet.