Chapter 295 Lian is afraid of the beaver
After that night, Lian Zhun swaggered on Yunshang's carriage the next morning. Although the guards and entourages were stunned, no one dared to say one more word to this enchanting man because of Lu Shen's strictness in governing the army.
This matter is such a pleasant decision.
The beautiful man Lianzhun, under the name of a swaggering princess male pet, became a member of the rebel army in Shuzhong.
In addition, it is worth mentioning that in the inn where Yunshang stayed, he had been tossed out by Lu Shen in the middle of the night. Yunshang was angry and prepared to go back to his room for a good sleep. As a result, she was attacked by a creature as soon as she opened the door when she came back.
This creature is about three inches long, about an inch and a half wide, and nearly two inches high. As a whole, it looks... hairy and wet, with two round eyes on its face, staring at her with a faint green light and looking at her every move at all.
The back of this creature has been bowed, and there is a low purring sound in its throat, which is obviously in a state of preparation.
Lian Zhun is still chatting with men in Lu Shen's room at this moment. The two of them are talking happily like old friends they haven't seen for many years. They don't know why there are so many endless words. It's really... incredible.
Yunshang was so sleepy that she had to leave in advance and let the two big men talk enough. So when she faced such a "strong enemy creature" in front of her, she could only stare. Touching the body left and right, there was no good lethal weapon with attack power. Looking at the ground, there were no bricks and tiles left in the clean inn for her to win against the enemy.
Under such a difficult situation, Yunshang had an idea and slowly untied his crimson cloak, with a flat smile on his face. He looked at the creature in front of him, "Kitty, you are good, when I take it off, you can jump over!"
Unfortunately, the cat creature is not very good at communicating with her. He snored and looked at her for a while, but he actually pouted his buttocks, wagged his tail, and swaggered away...
Yunshang suddenly flew three horizontal lines over her head, holding the clothes she had just taken off in her hand. Is this... Was she teased by a wild cat?
This...this...
Hum!
Yunshang picked up the corners of his mouth, catching up with it with his feet, shaking his hands, poof! The big crimson cloak was covered all over the world, and the wild cat was covered tightly. With lightning speed, Yunshang shook the four corners of the cloak again, picked it up, and held it in his hand like a steamed bun. In this way...
Hum!
Someone gave a second bad laugh, weighed what was wrapped in the cloak in his hand, and looked proudly at his cloak constantly changing into various shapes. At one moment, it stretched out a long shape, and at another time it was a small round bag. Well, yes, it should be legs and head, right?
Hey, little thing, is this your own trouble? Did you come to flirt with her? Humph, it's really eye-catching. Isn't she unlucky enough today? I just had a bad relationship with Lu Shen. Now... She is not in such a good mood to treat this kitten gently!
I ran to ** Yunshang to untie the hook line of the curtain with one hand, strangled the cloak in his hand, and circled a few dead buckles three circles on the left and three circles on the right. After finishing this series of actions, sweat appeared on Yunshang's head and threw the cloak in his hand to the ground and went aside. He kicked in the corner, "Let's see how arrogant you are this time."
When you are in trouble, you only need to face the difficulties. Of course, this means that this difficulty is obedient, but once you encounter a disobedient person, it will take a little time. For example, think of a clever way to make it submit.
In a word, she can never bow to difficulties.
Yunshang picked up a lamp and put it on the table. With the light, she looked at the thing rolling around in the corner, and her big crimson cloak became messy. Yunshang made a cup of tea by herself and looked at the things rolling around with warm hands and a smile.
"Why are you sitting here alone and laughing?"
Lian Zhun pushed the door open and came in. Yunshang looked at his crimson face, almost turning into a color with his cloak. Seeing that there were still some rules in the footsteps of his feet entering the door, Yunshang smiled, "Why, haven't you ever drunk that guy?"
Lian Zhun cracked his mouth, walked over with eight feet, and leaned against Yunshang with the smell of wine. "Look, if I drink too much, I can't enjoy this rare Spring Festival, can't I?"
Yunshang pinched his nose and pushed him away. "It stinks. Go take a shower."
Lian Zhun took a breath, leaned against the edge of the bed, and pulled her with one hand, "Little beauty, let's wash together."
"No."
"Let's wash together."
"No."
"Together... huh? What is this?" Lian Zhun stared at the rolling things on the ground and was a little silly. Suddenly, he turned his face aggrieved and whispered to Yunshang, "No wonder you don't want to take a shower with me. You hide a man!"
Men?
Yunshang looked at his wrinkled steamed bun face, pondered for a long time, and picked up the ball of things on the ground and put them around like a clock in front of him. "Hey, do I want to find a man like this?"
Lian Zhun suppressed her smile, stretched out two fingers and poked on the ball of things, "It feels good. Isn't it a mouse?"
Yunshang had a chill and withdrew the small package. "How is that possible? Will I wrap the mouse in my cloak? Yunshang's eyes turned and heheed twice. He looked at Lian Zhun's thoughtful look and whispered mysteriously, "Do you mean... Lianzhun, are you afraid of mice?"
"Ha! How is that possible! What's so terrible about that kind of thing? Lian Zhunchang picked up his shoulders and looked at the small package curiously, "What is that? It feels soft, like a living thing.
"Of course it's a living thing. Didn't I just throw the dead thing out? Well, this is really a little trouble." As she spoke, she looked for the scissors and turned to cut the rope on the package. The cloak was taken off, revealing the original appearance of the things inside.
"Ah? Ah!" After seeing what the living thing was, Lian Zhun took two steps back, stroked his heart with one hand, and looked at the head of the thing exposed under the cloak with a trembling face. "Yunshang... You actually left this kind of thing behind!"
Yunshang looked at him with an inexplicable face, stretched out his hand to hold up the well-behaved cat after a fierce toss and confused fur, and touched its round little head. "What's wrong with this?" This kitten looks a little dirty, probably because it has been wandering outside for a long time?
Really, no matter in which era, there are many wandering animals.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help touching its head again. She sighed and showed him what was in her arms, trying to use her own defense to make Lian Zhun calm down some fierce emotions. You see, it's so cute. Although the hair is a little dirty, it will definitely get better after washing it. What?"
Lian Zhun took two steps back in panic, all the way to the pillar of the bed, "Don't let it come over!"
Yunshang looked at the docile kitten with a stunned face. Looking at Lian Zhun with a panic face, she subconsciously hesitated and asked, "Oh, I said, Lian Zhun, aren't you afraid of mice, but cats?"
Lian Zhun's face turned red. Don't start, "Well, who said that? I'm not afraid of this flat-haired thing!"
"Oh? Really?" Yunshang laughed badly and stuffed the things in his hand into his arms. "In that case, please take care of it for a while. I'm going to take a shower."
"Ah! Well!" Lian Zhun quickly turned around, jumped down from **, and picked up a towel. "Didn't you just think I was stinky? Then I'll wash it first, haha, haha."
The last four haha, no matter how you listen to them, they are a little... embarrassing.
Yunshang didn't want to really give him the kitten, holding the kitten and laughing behind him.
It turns out that the young prince Lian, who has always been brave and resourceful and romantic, is actually... afraid of cats!
Haha! Hahaha!
Behind Lian Zhun, Yunshang burst into a burst of laughter!
Ah ha ha! Lian Zhun, now you finally have a handle in my mother's hand! Haha! Hahaha!
In this outing activity, Yunshang did not bring incense or Minyan. The maid used is just a maid sent to herself by Feng Zifeng. However, she has always not liked strangers to serve her diet and living so close. What's more, she doesn't know the details of this maid.
A basin of water came and threw the cat directly into it. The kitten whined pitifully, and then was pressed by Yunshang's neck. "I'll tell you, it's better to be good. You're so dirty. Not to mention Lian is accurate. Maybe, I won't like you either."
I don't know if it's an illusion or something. The kitten under my hand actually seemed to understand what she said. It didn't struggle fiercely after adapting to the water temperature. It was just that it was a little uncomfortable with Yunshang's movements when washing her face. It fluttered twice, making Yunshang's body full of water.
Three, five, two, Yunshang washed the kitten clean. When she brought out the water, she couldn't believe her eyes!
Aaah! This kitten may still be a precious breed. The fur is golden yellow. However, because of the long period of malnutrition and wandering life, the kitten's fur has no luster at all, and it is like a defeated quail.
Is it still so small that it has been discarded?
What a pity.
Looking at the wet and trembling kitten in his hand, Yunshang sighed, wrapped it with a towel to wipe the water stains on her body, and whispered gently, "No one wants it? Don't be afraid. If you meet me, I won't let you wander anymore! You should also be good. Both of us have been abandoned, let's always be good friends! Little beaver!"