Chapter 35 Kissing the Donkey's Ass
The bet between Barkley and Reggie Miller was heard by the live audience and the audience in front of the American TV. Similarly, the fans in front of the Chinese TV audience also knew that this was translated by Zhang Weiping and Zhang from the scene, which was very timely.
Now the audience in front of the TV is not only the result of the first half of the game, but also pay attention to Huang Jun's data. Will he get an assist in the next minute?
If you are playing an electronic basketball game, I believe that there will be absolutely no suspense to get this last assist, but the game is a game after all, and the reality is reality, which is obviously impossible.
"Teacher, it seems that there is a play after this game. No matter who wins the final result, the kissing donkey's buttocks will definitely not be able to run away. I don't know if the teacher thinks Huang Jun will reach the data of two pairs in the next minute?" Yoga looked at Lu Shun and said.
"This is not for sure. Huang Jun's performance is very excellent, with 12 points and 9 assists, which is a data that Chinese players have never got, which undoubtedly gives Chinese teenagers an example." Lu Shun first praised, and then said, "The assist not only depends on the beauty of Huang Jun's pass, but also on the feel of his teammates. If he doesn't hit, the assist will not be reached, and the score will be in his own hands, and the assists will be in the hands of others."
Yoga nodded and then said, "Last time Barkley and Kenny Smith lost the bet. In the end, he also kissed the donkey's ass in front of the live broadcast. I don't know if it's Barkley or Reggie Miller this time. I hope it's Miller, hehe."
"Why?" Lu Shun asked puzzledly.
"Hehe, it's very simple. Let Miller taste Barkley's taste at the beginning, hahaha," Yoga said with a smile.
Lu Shun also smiled.
Back to the game.
The head coaches of both sides explained some tactics and details that need to be paid attention to, and soon continued the game.
Pause back.
Rondo received the ball and directly faced Huang Jun, with no expression on his face. He dribbles the ball steadily on the periphery, looking for a good opportunity to pass the ball. Rundo is a point guard who prioritizes passing the ball and takes passing the ball as his pleasure. Unlike some point guards, he focuses on attacking.
That kind of point guard is called a pseudo-point guard. The scoring point guard is not based on the team's organization. Just like Mo Williams, the former player of the Cavaliers, gave him a nickname in China and fans, called "Mo Bu Pass". He didn't pass it even if he was killed.
This is also one of the main reasons why Williams was traded, and the other is that it completely overlaps with Huang Jun.
Since Huang Jun came to the United States for professional training, his defensive progress has been rapid, while his attack is even sharper. In Mike Brown's eyes, Huang Jun's poor at this time is not technology, not defense, but experience.
No matter how Rundo changes direction and how to break through, he can never get rid of Huang Jun's defense. Because at the moment of his start-up, Huang Jun also moved at the same time, predicting in advance.
So Rendo can't break through Huang Sheng's defense for a long time, and time has passed in a second. He unconsciously begins to worry. He hates Huang Jun's defense and always appears in front of you in the next second. If everyone were like Rundo, or more embarrassed than him, because Rondo's heart was very thick, but he was still reached this point by Huang Jun*.
Rondo is not the only one who is anxious. Barkley and Miller, who also explained at the scene, are both anxious at this time. They are both counting the time in their hearts. Reggie Miller is praying that the time will pass quickly. As long as he doesn't reach two pairs, he will win.
Barkley, on the other hand, hopes that the Celtics will pass this attack faster and take less time, so that the chance of getting an assist in a minute is very large. Barkley said that he didn't want to lose this time. It was very embarrassing last time. This time he must win this game, and then take revenge, so that Miller could also understand his original feelings.
Rondo was helpless to see this. He could only call a cover in about ten seconds. Perkins came up and gave Rondo a cover.
Rondo was relieved for a moment, and the dribble was about to rush in. The next moment, the ball in his hand disappeared for some time. Looking back, he saw that the ball had reached Huang Jun's hand and attacked quickly.
At the same time, James also attacked with Huang Jun.
The live commentator, Barkley and Miller shouted at the same time.
" Pass the ball, catch it in the air" This is what Barkley called.
"Quick attack a dragon dunk, don't pass the ball" is what Miller called.
The audience also stared closely. They all knew about the bets of Barkley and Reggie Miller. They also wanted to know the result of the ball, which was also equivalent to who kissed the donkey's ass.
Both of them are very nervous at this time. The result may be decided in the next second. Whoever kisses the donkey's buttocks and chooses to pass the ball, Miller must lose. The suspense is basically not big.
If you don't choose to pass the ball, but attack by yourself, Barkley may not lose, because the Cavaliers have about 20 seconds left in the next attack. It can be said that he chose his own attack to keep the suspense to the end.
Huang Jun obviously couldn't hear the cry of Barkley and Miller. I don't know what choice Huang Jun will make when he hears it.
Huang Jun looked behind him while running, and James Huang Jun naturally saw it.
He said, "Do you want to pass the ball or do it yourself?"
Barkley and Miller will definitely tell him the answer if they hear it.
Huang Jun suddenly slowed down. Barkley saw this and secretly said, "There's a play." Miller saw this and said, "It's over"
However, the next moment, Huang Jun accelerated again, making Barkley and Miller pay attention to him from time to time. It's not stable.
Huang Junxin said, "It's almost done" and suddenly hit the ball high on the board.
Barkley and Miller's eyes are wide open at this time, and they don't want to miss a little detail. At the same time, both of them will raise their minds.
This short few seconds can be said to be a kind of torment for both of them.
James didn't know what Huang Jun meant when he saw this. He jumped high, received the basketball that bounced back from the rebound, and slamed it into the basket fiercely.
The score difference was only one point away, and the knight's morale was completely up. The reason why Huang Jun chose this ball was mainly to improve the morale of the Cavaliers' players, so that the anger that had been suppressed was spit out in one breath, which can be described as just right.
Barkley in the commentary room laughed loudly without any image. He smiled so happily. While laughing, he said in a clear way, "Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to have this day, hahahahaha, it's really funny to death. Hahaha, I finally vented the anger that has been suppressed in my heart for many years, hahaha, really It's not easy, hahaha."
He lost a bet with Kenny Smith in two years, and this anger has been suffocated until now.
Looking at such a Barkley, Miller was speechless, but he could also understand. At the same time, he scolded himself thousands of times in his heart, "Did you have nothing to gamble on? Is that okay? Finally, it's your turn to kiss the donkey's buttocks. It's really in response to that sentence. Ten bets and nine losses.
Miller, who came back to God, asked in a low voice, "Brother Barkley, can you do something else?" Don't kiss? What do you think? At this time, Miller had to beg in a low voice.
"Do you think it's okay?" Barkley suppressed his smile and said. After saying this, Barkley laughed again.
Of course, Miller knew that he couldn't do it, but he still said, "Of course you can pull it. Barkley is an adult. Don't you have a lot of adults? Don't you think so?"
"What adult? Maybe I was an adult before, but now I tell you, I'm just a villain now. You don't have to say anything more. It's useless to say more. You have kissed the ass of this donkey, and it's useless for anyone to plead. Hahaha," Barkley laughed again after saying that.
Miller was gone in an instant, looking blankly at the figure on the court, full of helplessness. Why didn't you choose to dunk by yourself? In the air, Miller moaned feebly in his heart.
Huang Jun didn't know his decision, which made Barkley's successful revenge. Now Barkley can be said to be completely a fan of Huang Jun. No reason, just winning Miller for this bet, he became his fan.
Back at the scene, the knight's morale is very sufficient now.
Although the Celtics are still leading on the field, the morale is now completely on the Knight' side.
Rondo held the ball and passed it to Perkins, who hit the inside. Perkins turned his back and singled Ilgoska. A turn of the hook, when the ball hit the iron, missed, the rebound was taken by James and passed to Huang Jun.
immediately began to fight back again, but this time the Celtics' retreat was very fast. Seeing this, Huang Jun stabilized and sought a good opportunity.
Huang Jun used James's cover to him, passed Rendo's easy entry into the basket, and turned to face Perkins' defense. Perkins was really good on the defensive end, but his pace was too slow. After Huang Jun hit the inside line, he accelerated, slowed down and turned around, but he didn't throw the basketball in his hand.
Obviously, Huang Jun was playing with Perkins and bullying his footsteps. At this time, Perkins also looked at Huang Jun angrily and wanted to slap him to the other side, but he had no choice but to come here on the court. I couldn't tolerate such an action, otherwise I really couldn't fan him.
Seeing that it was almost playing, Huang Jun directly dodged the ball in the air with a pull rod. After landing, he didn't look at Perkins and went straight back to defense.
After scoring this goal, the Cavaliers also successfully overtook the score. At the end of the first half, Huang Jun and James played together, successfully pulling the score back and successfully overtaking.
Next, both sides were defending. The Cavaliers successfully defended the Celtics' attack in the next defense, and the Celtics also defended the Cavaliers' next attack.
When the whistle sounded at the end of the half, the Cavaliers led the Celtics 48 to 47 in the half. He successfully pulled back the gap of more than 11 points behind.
Barkley asked Miller, "When are you going to kiss the donkey's ass?" Let's do it on the weekend. I'll ask someone to come to the live broadcast. By the way, I'll pay to help you pull a donkey over. What do you think?
At the thought of Miller kissing the donkey's ass, Barkley laughed uncontrollably, which was so funny for Barkley.
Miller gave him a white look and said helplessly, "It's up to you, let's do it on the weekend"
Buckley nodded and laughed again. In his opinion, this is the best joke in the world. No sketch talk show is as funny as this.