Chapter 361 Fake Drama

Shen Yun sat in the back seat, and the guy was smoking and sitting next to Tang Yu's co-pilot.

Tang Yu has been smiling at the corners of his mouth. This guy is obviously not very good at smoking. He keeps breathing **. Generally, he will try to adjust his breathing with his breath when he cries. Tang Yu knew that this guy was holding back to cry, which was the legendary man who didn't cry easily.

"Turn left!" Li Zheng pointed to the road in front of him with the right finger of the cigarette.

No matter how Tang Yu looks at this guy, he is not in a state and doesn't break it. Anyway, the campus is the same everywhere.

"Go straight!" Tang Yu hit the steering wheel without saying a sound.

"Stop, this is a book mountain. Do you see that rockery? There is also a stone engraved with diligence below. There is a girl who often sits on the stone stool over there and reads books. She is very beautiful."

"Go straight down, on the left side of the fork in the road!" The soot shook off in the sunshine, and Li Zheng was recalling bit by bit.

"Young people's lovelorn is a kind of experience. Men's hearts are supported. Of course, if you can't stand it, just cry!"

"How do you know I can't stand it? I can fucking hold on! Keep it open!" This feeling invites a man to get into the car. Tang Yu has become a driver. Shen Yun held her neck behind her back. She didn't like the smell of smoke, but she sympathized with this depressed guy.

At the same time, Shen Yun is also thinking: Can you fall in love like this in college? Can I... Thinking of this, Shen Yun took a look at Tang Yu, and suddenly turned her head with a red face. Dad probably likes him very much. He should not object to it.

"This is called the Golden Bamboo Forest, and there is a general pavilion on it! Every morning at six o'clock, there is a girl memorizing English words in the pavilion. Her dream is to sit aside as a translator or an interpreter. Did you see it there? A fool often stands in the forest and pretends to recite words together. In fact, the fucking TOEFL and IELTS is a small thing for him, and it's no problem to memorize that word backwards.

Tang Yu couldn't help laughing. It seems that this guy is also quite interesting.

Shen Yun also knows that this college student is talking about herself, but because Shen Yun is still a high school student, she is a slightly looking up to these college students.

"Sometimes he can't get it because he is in the wrong place!" Tang Yu's car slipped slowly, and Li Zheng was suddenly choked by the smoke.

"What, what, what are you talking about?" Li Zheng asked Tang Yu, but his expression was not eager, but a tone of questioning.

"If you choose to stand on the pavilion and stand beside her to read with her, then you don't need to smoke so much today, understand!"

"What do you know? How can you rich and powerful children know about us..."

"Nedless to say, you can't catch up with it in your life!" Tang Yu waved his hand and directly interrupted the guy's continued self-defense. The car continued to drive forward. This was the military car. The soldiers and tutors on the campus did not stop it when they saw it. So Tang Yu stopped listening to his guidance and drove slowly along the flow of people.

Li Zheng is at a time of extreme emotional loss. Naturally, he will not pay attention to the classmates passing by and argue loudly with Tang Yu.

"It's just you, you're a freshman. I think you look like a high school student! The head is right. If you don't have a car, no money, no power, no status, why do you have a girl who likes you, and why can't we be better than you? Huh? Is this fair!"

If Tang Yu didn't appear today, I don't know if he will develop into an angry youth in the future? Specializing in slandering the rich and handsome man? Become a rich and powerful fighter before the famous online counterfeiting celebrity Fang Zhouzi?

"Do you know what a man is really powerful? You are just a college student. If you have a car, money and power, then those bosses who have been struggling in society for decades will hit the wall!"

"Yes, what is it?" After all, he is a young student in the school. He is not deeply involved in the world. How can he stand Tang Yu's words**? What's more, Li Zheng, the person involved in this sentence, can hear it clearly. The other party actually pointed out to himself faintly. Is there any hope?

It's like a drowning person grabbing a life-saving straw. At this time, Li Zheng looked at Tang Yu and felt so hateful.

"It is a strong heart and a broad feeling! There is an advertisement that says that what is wider than the sea is the sky, and what is wider than the sky is the feelings of men!"

"What, what advertisement, why haven't I heard of it!"

"Well, this, when you do it later, I will give you this advertisement worth tens of millions!" Tang Yu patted the steering wheel and suddenly remembered the Yanghe Winery. At this time, was it the whole winery or something?

"I, I, you, you, you mean you can impress girls without money?"

"Do you think the girl you love is the girl who is in line with money and power? If so, it's not worth it!"

"She is not, but I, I can't compete with the prince of Shanxi Coal Industry Group. He started his own business in his junior year. What can I compare with him? They drive a Mercedes-Benz, live in a luxury house, open their mouth and open their careers. How much money they invest here and how much they earn there? I, what can I compare with!"

Well, three or two sentences are shaken out. It's really a disease to go to the doctor, but it can also be seen that he really loves that girl. Unfortunately, this person's emotional intelligence is not very good. In Tang Yu's view, he is completely a stunned nerd.

"That's it. It's very simple!"

Shen Yun listened to Tang Yu's boastful tone behind him. She couldn't help wrinkled her little nose and thought to herself: It would be cowhide. However, there are also a little worries. If this guy is really so powerful, isn't he...

"Really? Brother, tell me, tell me what to do! Come and smoke!" Li Zheng suddenly became radiant.

Tang Yu glanced at his panda and said, "Do you think it's embarrassing to do this? Take my cigarette to honor me, and then ask me such a valuable question!" Tell me about it, just a guy like you who has no values at all, tut..."

Li Zheng was so anxious that he quickly put the cigarette into Tang Yu's pocket. "Big brother, isn't there only one way? Tell me, I'll treat you to dinner!"

"Is it worth a meal? No wonder you are so virtuous now. Do you think the girl you like is worth a meal? Tang Yu was teasing him, but he was about to give him a trick. Later generations of online novels were rampant, and Korean dramas swept across the country. Tang Yu still has a way to do this kind of wit.

"It's worth it, I'll exchange my life. As long as you help me come up with ideas and succeed, I, my life will be sold to you, and you can do whatever you want!"

"Okay, deal! Well, this pack of cigarettes is my buyout fee. From today to the day of your divorce, our contract will be terminated!"

"Brother, say it, I'll keep my word!" At this time, there was a lot of blood on his head. Li Zheng didn't care about it. How could he not be frivolous when he was young? For him, chasing the girl named Zhang Ting now is probably all of his life. However, now he obviously doesn't realize what the conversation between the two just now means.

Tang Yu patted him on the shoulder and pointed to an auditorium with a large number of students, "Where is it?"

"That's where we have activities today. The prince of Shanxi Coal Industry is the host. Today, Tingting said that she wanted to confess to him. I, I don't know what to do!"

"So it's so, it's better to do it. I haven't confessed yet, and I don't have to be together. Look at you like this, I think I'm losing money in this business!" It's really a pain to stand and talk. Many years later, Li Zheng recalled that today's Tang Yu's teeth were always itchy.

"Now I'll give you five minutes to introduce the details. You and the girl and the rich and handsome prince!"

"What, what tall, rich and handsome?"

"Well, it's the enhanced version of the rich second generation. I don't know. Let's see if you don't meet me, tut!" Tang Yu also seems to see a scene that he often sees on his college campus. Today, he recalls the past and helps. The legendary rich and handsome, er, wants to turn them into scum in front of him.

In fact, whether it works or not depends on whether this guy can do it or not.

Ten minutes later, Tang Yu, Shen Yun and Li Zheng came to the general court just mentioned. Li Zheng sat as upright as a primary school student.

Tang Yu cleared his throat and said, "Just now you said that you have excellent memory and never forget it. Are you sure you don't need to remember the classic lines I said about picking up girls?"

"No, instant memory within a thousand words!"

Tang Yu saw that he was as pure as a primary school student in the face of such a awesome talent. It's not too much for him to plagiarize some famous courtship quotes from later generations!

"Well, the first step is to learn to touch her with the most sincere heart! Do you have it?"

"Yes, it's awesome!" Li Zheng pounded his chest, but he didn't know how strange the situation was at this time, and how funny he was. He was really a crazy college student for love!

"Then you have to remember every sentence I said. Every sentence I tell you is a classic condensed by countless ancestors. Each sentence is enough to move a girl. Now I will tell you dozens of words, which are enough for you to confess!"

Tang Yu turned around and raised his leg and knocked on the stone bench, but he had a style of pointing the country. At this time, Li Zheng grabbed the life-saving straw and only felt that Tang Yu was shining with gold all over his body, and his future happiness was in his hands.

"The following will be the first lesson given to you by your lifelong boss. Look, Miss Shen Yun, our beauty, has been invited to play your love, and I will reluctantly play you once! I will teach you two great stunts, one is recitation and the other is singing! This song has at least 1 million royalties, but I have sent you tens of millions today. You might as well send more.

Tang Yu suddenly stood in front of Shen Yun, with a kind of sadness on his face. Li Zheng couldn't take his eyes off him.

"Just because you are so beautiful that I can't say frankly that I love you. Please be the treasure in my hand. I want to grow old with you slowly. Your heart will not change until the end of the world. I am willing to wait for you for ten million years to smile like a warm sun. Only you know my world, and you are deeply hidden in my heart. Only you know my emotions, and only you can bring me emotions. Because I know that I can't live without you, I will cherish it more..."

Because Tang Yu was too involved, he didn't find that Shen Yun in front of her had turned into red cheeks from the beginning of her pouting, and she was about to drip out of water. And he is still continuing shamelessly.

"People will always get old. I hope that you will still be by my side at that time, and you will make my life full of love and tears... My love opens for you, like a white lightning that cuts through the sky; my love runs for you, like red blood filling the body... This life... If... If I can't have you, I will... I hate myself so much, I swear... Fifty years later... I still love you as much as I do now... Really, what if I lose you and win the world??? If I fall in love with you, it's a mistake. I'm convinced that this will be the most beautiful mistake in my life. I'd rather be wrong all my life... Be my girlfriend, would you like to!"

"Wow, I'd like to!" Damn, after playing too much, Tang Yu suddenly found that Shen Yun in front of him was crying. Oh no, he was too involved...

"Too, too powerful!" Li Zheng was stunned. Even a talkative poet could not say these words at once. He swore that he had never heard a word of them. This is Shakespeare alive! Oh, my God, I'm a man and I'm moved by him.

"Well, have you seen this? The two of us worked so hard to perform for you, and the tears of our beautiful women cried out!"

"Yes, yes, big brother, that, or is there a song to teach me?"