Chapter 473 Peace of mind and joy
Ye Bihuang hasn't finished yet. Anxin Bi farted. Although Anxin Bi tightly clamped her buttocks and legs, she still couldn't control the gas in her body. At present, her cheeks were hotter. A person farted in public, which was an extremely embarrassing thing, not to mention a beautiful girl, a school. Flowers,
What made Anxin Bi even more angry was that Ye Bihuang's action was very fierce. He suddenly retreated back and covered his nose, making it as horrible as the atomic bomb explosion. He waved in front of his nose with one hand and pretended to smell bad.
An Anxin was embarrassed. She jumped up from **, stretched out her little fist and hit Ye Bihuang: "It smells so bad. You are as horrible as the atomic bombing." Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "Of course, it doesn't smell so bad, but when you said the atomic bomb exploded, I suddenly remembered a ballad that children often sang when I was a child. For example, Anxinbi's fart, like a nuclear weapon, jumped to Italy. The king of Italy was watching the play. He smelled this fart and was very dissatisfied. Invite a group of science. Home, study this fart, and finally determine that this is Anxin Bi's fart. After saying that, I laughed,
Seeing Ye Bihuang say such a bastard's words, his little face was stiff, and his little fist hit Ye Bihuang like a big windmill. Ye Bihuang blocked it repeatedly, but it was not breathable, and the water could not be splashed in.
Anxin Bi said, "At least I'm a beautiful girl. It's as bad as you said. You really hate it." Then he muttered a lot,
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "I see you. You'd better go to the toilet quickly. After a while, your stomach should scream again. For the last time, the stomach will be bloated."
As soon as she finished this, Anxin Bi's little belly suddenly remembered the sound of purring again. Her little face turned red, and she quickly covered her stomach and ran to the toilet. As she ran, she shouted to Ye Bihuang, "You are such an asshole."
Ye Bihuang laughed and followed him. He stood at the door of the bathroom and shouted, "Your appearance suddenly reminds me of a ballad in my childhood, which is the so-called foot across both sides of the Yellow River. Hand-held confidential documents. The front machine gun fired. The gunfire in the back bombarded the sky."
"Go to hell." An An Bi was completely tempered by Ye Bihuang. At present, she was depressed and squatted in the toilet.
An Suyan was made to cry and laugh by Ye Bihuang's performance today. This guy actually remembered the ballad when he was a child. It was really difficult for him. Thinking that his sister was squeezed, he hurriedly shouted, "Ye Bihuang, okay, like a child, look ashamed of my sister."
Ye Bihuang scratched her head with a smile: "Sister Yan Yan, am I kidding her? She always looks at me and has to let her suffer a little."
An Suyan shook her head helplessly: "You, you, I don't know what to say about you."
After that, Ye Bihuang said a lot of words to comfort An Suyan. He saw that An Suyan still had some anxiety in his heart and made a lot of assurances. An Suyan gradually let go of his worries and turned to smile.
Not long after, there was a clattering sound from the toilet again. An Anxinbi pushed open the door of the bathroom, wrinkled her nose and walked out of the toilet. She saw Ye Bihuang pretending to be calm.
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, " girl, is your stomach more comfortable?"
An Xin Bi waved her fist at Ye Bihuang: "Who allowed you to call me girl? Do you want to call my name?"
Ye Bihuang touched his nose: "You are like a child who hasn't grown up. What's wrong with me calling you girl?"
"If you don't allow it, you won't allow it. I don't want you to call me like this again."
Seeing Anxin Bi's anger, Ye Bihuang hurriedly raised his hands and surrendered: "Okay, okay, I won't call you girl."
An Suyan shook his head slightly. These two are clearly children's heart surnames, and the dialogue is so cute,
Ye Bihuang turned her head and said to An Suyan, "Sister Yanyan, the matter has been dealt with. Now it's past eleven o'clock in the evening. It's time for me to go back to the house, so I won't disturb your sleep. "
An Suyan said, "Well, you go back first."
Ye Bihuang stood up, tidied up his clothes, and said, "Don't worry, I'm a martial arts master. I can observe everything in this room. If there is any wind and grass, I will definitely rush to you to protect you as soon as possible."
Anxin Bi hummed and said, "You still protect us. I think my sister and I will protect ourselves first when we see you."
Ye Bihuang turned around and left, ignoring this girl. This guy wants everything to be aimed at himself. There is no need to fight against her. If he is really serious, he doesn't seem to be big.
He crept and walked to his room. Ye Bihuang closed the door and summoned Ye Zi in an instant,
"Hee hee, honey, those two girls are very interesting."
Ye Bihuang waved his hand and said, "Oh, that little girl Anxinbi, I really can't hold it."
"What, I see that my husband has made her obedient." Ye Zi has just been observing the outside world through Ye Bihuang's horizon,
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "That's right, don't look who we are. I'm the most strange man in Puhai. No, I should be the most strange man in the heavenly dynasty. In the future, more beautiful women will be obedient to me."
Ye Zi hummed twice, stretched out her hand and pinched Ye Bihuang's tall nose: "Just be proud of yourself." In fact, she also knew in her heart that with Ye Bihuang's ability, it would be true in the future,
Seeing Ye Zi's red lips, Ye Bihuang felt a fiery restlessness in her lower abdomen. She instantly rushed to Ye Zi and began to kiss wildly.
"Well, no, no." Two seconds later, Ye Zi realized what was going on. She struggled twice and took a breath. Then she stretched out her hands around Ye Bihuang's neck and kissed him gently.
There are also two kinds of kisses, one is a domineering kiss, which is commonly known as a martial kiss,
One is a kiss with a warm voice and a look, which is commonly known as a kiss.
If someone is watching, they will definitely be amazed. The conversion between the two people is really quite comfortable. I believe that it has been trained for a long time to reach such a level.
The two talked about love to each other for a while. Ye Bihuang fell in love to the depths. When he was about to wipe the gun, the phone rang again.
"Depressed, who is this?" In fact, you don't have to think about it. There are only a few people who know their phones. Nowadays, there are still few people around Ye Bihuang who can use mobile phones.
P>Pick up the mobile phone and see that it was a text message from Anxin Bi's mobile phone,
"Bihuang, my sister and I are still a little scared. If possible, can you sleep in the living room?"
The words were full of pity, which made Ye Bihuang shake his head and sigh,
"This little girl is a little interesting. I didn't let you call her girl just now, but now she calls you Bihuang hee hee." Ye Zi can control her ** very much. To be honest, Ye Bihuang doubts that she is also a little different from normal people in this aspect. As a non-human existence, she doesn't have to eat food, sleep, and has an extremely keen sensory memory ability, and the emotion she just kissed herself just now. Looking at that, she can't control the spring at all. Love is like the state of flash floods,
But when she heard the sound of the phone, the heat of her body began to gradually drop to her normal body temperature, her rapid breathing gradually returned to stability, and her blurred eyes did not want to. Signs of soaring,