Chapter 1026 Tang Xiaoying = Peach
But Ye Bihuang used words such as "respect" and "adactivity disorder". These words are simply no different from teaching children a lesson to Director Lv, who is over 40 years old. If you really do it according to the other party's words, won't you throw in your old face?
"You, you ask me to plug in the plug, my god"
"Bang." Lu Pangzi took another two steps back, and his face was swollen again,
It seems that if you don't teach this guy a good lesson, he won't understand who is at home now. Ye Bihuang feels that his palm hurts a little, and Lv Fatty hasn't changed his face,
Is this fat man Lv also a kung fu master? Hey hey, he should be a master of being beaten, otherwise he has been beaten so much, why is he still so energetic?
"Ha ha, do you think you're going to plug in the socket or continue to accept my slap." Ye Bihuang slapped the tiger and tiger in the wind, which made the lobby manager watching from the side fright. At the same time, he also secretly admired Director Lv in his heart. With so many powerful slaps, he could still stand up. He was really an Englishman,
I don't know that Director Lu has more face than the sky. Otherwise, how could he have carried it until now?
Director Lv looked at Ye Bihuang waving his arm, and there was a chill in his heart. His slap was so powerful that it was almost like hitting a brick on his face. It was really painful.
Ye Bihuang saw that Director Lv's face hesitated and did not dare to speak. He said coldly, "Tell you, I'm here to have fun. I'm already very unhappy that you came to disturb the scene. I just want you to plug in the socket. Is it so difficult? I'll count three tones. If you haven't plugged in the socket after three tones. I won't be so polite anymore."
Tang Xiaoqi laughed loudly. You're welcome. I'm afraid there is no polite in this boy's dictionary. He always talks to people he doesn't like. He is always so rude, and he is always so cruel. Why does he always say that he is very gentle? Can't he be a masochist without makeup? Shouldn't it be? Is this boy only gentle to his own woman? This surname is too strange,
Director Lu is very uncomfortable now. He even regrets why he must come to this Tianyi Hall. In fact, the space over there should be enough, but he forgot that the lobby manager has stopped him again and again, but he himself is going to rush in. Who is to blame?
"Three." The time to think is fast or not. Anyway, Ye Bihuang has finished counting the three, and his fist has been raised,
This time it's not a slap, but a fist,
Seeing Ye Bihuang's fist, Director Lu's face suddenly changed, and his face turned white with fear. He shouted in horror, "Kill,,, help,,, kill." That sound is like killing a pig,
The lobby manager has been watching just now, hoping that Ye Bihuang would teach Director Lv a good lesson, and even hope to kill Director Lv. It's just the anger after Director Lv slapped him just now. Now the anger in his heart has dissipated with Ye Bihuang's slaps on Director Lv, P>
Now he is thinking more about fighting, but he must not make a big deal, otherwise he will definitely be implicated. At that time, he can't eat and walk around.
So he hurried to Ye Bihuang, made a block suit with both hands, and said with a frightened expression, "Sir, sir, don't fight. Please be sure to stay calm."
Ye Bihuang looked at the lobby manager and said with a faint smile, "Why, your face doesn't hurt anymore."
The thin and tall lobby manager was already pale: "It hurts. Of course, I haven't been beaten like this since I was a child, but what can I do? I work here. I have to make sure that nothing happens here. Otherwise, I will also be in charge of it. So I'd better ask the guests not to take action again. If you take action again, it will make trouble. I can't afford it. Please calm down."
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "Actually, I'm a very reasonable person. I'm really playing well with my woman here. I'm very happy, but I didn't expect that a big fat man suddenly ran out and disturbed my Yaxing, and I also came here to make trouble. I pulled out the plug of my device. Do you think it's right for him to do so?"
The lobby manager was speechless for a moment. How could he interface? Could it be said that Director Lv did something wrong? If he offended Director Lv, he would definitely be unlucky in the future, but the fact is indeed the fault of Director Lv,
Ye Bihuang saw the lobby manager's bitter face and laughed and said, "My requirements are not high. I just asked him to plug the plug he just unplugged in again. Do you think my request is too much?"
"It's not too much." There was a cold sweat on the lobby manager's forehead. "Do you think this is okay? I'll plug it in for you, okay?"
Ye Bihuang shook his head slightly: "No, whoever pulls it out will insert it."
Although the lobby manager felt that he was very bitter, he was still in his heart. He also wanted to see Director Lv's deflated. Gain was angry with him every time Director Lv came here to play, making him look like the king of heaven.
The lobby manager has long seen that Director Lu doesn't like him, but who let people be a senior official? He can't afford to provoke himself, so he has to nod and bow,
But it seems that Director Lv kicked the iron plate today. He doesn't look at you at all. He beat you directly. How can you pretend to be 13. In addition to that official position, you are actually a fat pig, haha,
The lobby manager was secretly happy, but he pretended to be bitter. He turned his head to Director Lv and said, "Mr. Lv, do you want to plug it in? This matter is over."
"What the hell in the past, you should call the police quickly,,, damn it." Director Lu was very angry. He didn't dare to lose his temper with Ye Bihuang now. The lobby manager just hit the muzzle of the gun, and he vented his resentment in his heart.
Call the police, report it to me, damn it, show off your power to me,
He scolded in his heart, but he still had to look like a slave on his face. He was also reluctant to call the police, and now he can't get rid of it.
Ye Bihuang also saw the lobby manager's expression. Naturally, he knew what he was thinking. He smiled secretly and said coldly to the lobby manager, "Stay honest with me. Don't let me find out what you do, let alone call the police. Otherwise, I will hit your face better than his."
The lobby manager shivered and never moved again. He said to Director Lu with a bitter face, "Mr., I can't help it. I'm afraid."
Actually, he is secretly happy. Haha, I don't call the police. You are obedient to this boy. Let's see how you eat and be beaten, so that you usually show off your power. Now don't pretend to be 13.
Director Lu scolded: "Useless waste." But he retreated repeatedly. He was really afraid of Ye Bihuang.
Ye Bihuang approached step by step, and Director Lv retreated step by step. Even if the room was big enough, there was still an end after all. Director Lv hit the wall and could not retreat.
Tang Xiaoyu's beautiful eyes have been staring at Ye Bihuang, supporting her chin with both hands. The waves on her chest are getting fuller and fuller because of the squeeze of her arms. The expression on her face is thoughtful. Ye Bihuang teasing the so-called Director Lv is like teasing the little mouse. It's really cute. I didn't expect this teenager to have such evil. Fun,
And looking at his appearance, I know that this is an official who is not afraid at all. There must be something to rely on. I want to see why this boy is so fearless.
Ye Bihuang looked at Director Lv with a smile and said, "Mr. Director Lv, right? It seems that you are an official, and the official position is not small. I'm surprised. Even if you can be an official, no matter how stupid you are, you are not stupid. Why are you so stupid? Can't you plug it in? Do you think your head is full? Yoneda Gong.
Director Lu's face turned green, but under Ye Bihuang's sharp eyes, his body trembled a little, and he didn't even dare to take Ye Bihuang's words.
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "You don't talk and despise me so much. Well, let me, a person with a normal IQ, teach you how to plug in the socket." With that, Ye Bihuang's hand was put on Director Lv's shoulder. With his hand gently and vigorous, Director Lv's pig-killing cry sounded,
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah." Looking at him like this, I'm afraid his tears and snot will come out after a while. "Good man, spare my life, good man, I will, I will."
Ye Bihuang let go of his hand: "You can plug it in. I also want to help you rub your arms, rub your fingers, correct your lower muscles and bones, and completely teach you how to plug it in."
Director Lu's forehead was sweating. After listening to Ye Bihuang's words, he lost his color loudly and nodded crazily: "I'll plug it in. I'll plug it in."
"Well, since you said so, I'll give you a chance." Ye Bihuang snorted coldly and stepped back two steps,
Seeing that Ye Bihuang was a little far away from him, Director Lv then rubbed his shoulder and walked towards the plug in cold sweat. After plugging in the plug of the microphone and the plug of the stereo three times, Director Lv said, "Okay, I can go."
Ye Bihuang touched his nose and said with a smile, "Of course, I'm a reasonable person. Now that you have fulfilled my requirements, you can leave."
Director Lv grinned to the door of the box, opened the door, and suddenly turned his head and looked at Ye Bihuang and Tang Xiaoqi coldly and said, "If you two have the ability, just wait. I will let you know what regret is."
"Get out of here." Ye Bihuang casually smashed the grapes from the fruit platter on the table on Director Lu's face and scolded,
Director Lv was hit by abruptly and was stunned. Then he left in dismay. What can he do if he doesn't leave? He can't beat others. The other party seems to be stunned. He is not afraid of being an official at all. He is not afraid of anything these days, but afraid of being stunned.
Seeing Director Lv leave, the lobby manager was relieved and quickly said to Ye Bihuang and Tang Xiaoyu, "Sir, girl, you two should go quickly. That guy is still a little powerful. You can't leave after a while."
Ye Bihuang laughed and said, "Let's go. It's okay. We don't have to go. Let's do what you should do. I'd like to see what the fat pig has and how it can make me look good."
"Well, please be careful. I still have work to do. I'll leave first." After leaving, the lobby manager left. He was full of heart. Neither of the two groups of people could be contacted at his level, nor were they easy to mess with. They would do things in a measured way. They didn't have to shout in the middle.
After the lobby manager left, Ye Bihuang tidied up the desktop, picked up the microphone to order songs, and was ready to continue singing.
Tang Xiaoan suddenly said, "Ye Bihuang." She suddenly remembered that Ye Bihuang said that he was his woman when he taught Director Lv a lesson just now. What did he mean? He took the opportunity to take advantage of himself. This bastard is so good at inserting needles,
She didn't know that her cheeks turned red,
"Ye-h, what are you doing?" Ye Bihuang was very puzzled. The girl suddenly called her name and suddenly didn't say anything. What was going on?
Tang Xiao smiled and said, "Why are you not afraid at all? Are you pretending or real?"
Ye Bihuang touched his nose and said with a smile, "Do you think I'm pretending or real? I'm really not afraid of this word in my dictionary."
Tang Xiaoji was a little worried and said, "But the man just now seemed to be very powerful. Can you really deal with it? It seems to be a director. What should he do if the police station does it? He will catch us in."
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "Are you kidding? It's impossible to catch us in."
"Oh, I'm so sure."
"That's right, even if there are really police, I have a way to deal with it."
"What can I do?"
"Ha ha, I know the director of the Puhai Police Department. Do you think they dare to arrest me? I can get it with a phone call from the police or something. He is a director, so what's wrong? I'll send him off in minutes." Ye Bihuang stretched out his hand and patted the microphone, and the impression made a banging sound. Well, it seems that the microphone is not broken and can be used,
Tang Xiaojian didn't believe it when he saw Ye Bihuang's understatement. This guy really knew the head of the police department. How old is he? Is the director of the department a senior official?
However, she did not say what she questioned, but turned around: "What if he calls the online killer with a gun?"
Ye Bihuang listened to this and suddenly stopped fiddling with the microphone in his hand and said with a smile, "Have you seen the two parts of "Mmutant" or "Master of Pleasure"?"
"I've seen it." Tang Xiaoying nodded,
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "The male protagonists there are very powerful. When others shoot them with guns, they can dodge at a very fast speed. I tell you, so can I."
Tang Xiaoji continued, "What if the fat man called a group of people with guns just now?" She is dedicated to giving Ye Bihuang a difficult problem,
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "A group of guys with guns, then I will ask the police chief to arrest them. In that case, I will still do a great job." His words were obviously a joke. The real situation was that if the other party really brought a group of outlaws with guns, he would grab a coin directly from his pocket and throw it out to see if the other party's bullets or his own coins were fast. Besides, if the other party was really a group of gunmen, Ye Bihuang might have long ago. After saving up, is it possible to stay in place and wait to be beaten? He won't be so stupid,
Anyway, you can still play anti-attack after running. At that time, you can also say that your escape is a strategic retreat. What a perfect plan,
Of course, Ye Bihuang also fantasized that like the hero in the Matrix, he stretched out his hand and stopped all the other party's bullets, but that was impossible, at least for him now, it was simply a fantasy,
In fact, Tang Xiaoqi already has a plan in his heart. If Director Lu called some cruel people on the road, as long as he is present, he can definitely deal with it. If it is just some hoodlums, then he doesn't have to take action by himself. Ye Bihuang will do it by himself, and if it is an official figure. Then I can only look at Ye Bihuang's so-called police director. As long as he really knows, everything is fine. However, looking at the understated appearance of Ye Bihuang's words just now, I really don't know whether this guy is telling the truth or lies, but there is nothing I can do. All I can do now is believe him. Who let him not What does it mean to leave?
"Yes, I also want to ask you something." Tang Xiaoqi suddenly stood up and stood in front of Ye Bihuang with her hands on her waist. Because of her movements too big, the two peaks wrapped in her tight leather clothes shook gently, which looked particularly attractive.
The smell of peach on Tang Xiaoxuan's body rushed to the tip of Ye Bihuang's nose. It really smelled so good. In order to keep calm, Ye Bihuang took a step back: "What's the question, say it."
"When you just taught that fat man Lu a lesson, it seems that you said something about my woman." Tang Xiaoxuan's face was full of jokes, and Ye Bihuang was a little speechless. If she was an ordinary girl, she would have blushed with shame when she said that. Seeing that the south didn't mention it, she should also hope that this matter would pass quickly, and then she would not mention it. However, when she met Tang Xiaoxuan, she was not like this. She would mention it. , but I have to break the casserole and ask to the end,
"Well, that." Ye Bihuang scratched his head and said, "Maybe you heard it wrong."
"I heard it right. I heard it clearly. You explained it clearly. What did you mean by what you just said?" Tang Xiaoxuan seemed a little aggressive at this moment. Anyway, she felt that Ye Bihuang would not be angry because of this little thing.
Tang Xiaoyu pressed on himself, and Ye Bihuang retreated step by step. At this moment, the scene of the two seemed to be a replica of Ye Bihuang's oppression of Director Lu just now,
"Bang." Ye Bihuang sat on the sofa, but Tang Xiaoyu was still approaching Ye Bihuang,