Chapter 178

"A unique move, good martial arts, how many people in the world can reach the peak. Success, prestige, how many men are really heroes..." With a classic song "Who is the Great Hero", this extremely funny "East and West" finally met the audience.

"The evil in the east and the poison in the west, the magic power among the northern beggars of the southern emperors, are well-known characters in the Legend of the Condor Heroes. I believe everyone is familiar with their heroic deeds."

The first thing that appeared on the screen was a sculpture on the golden palace. There were still colorful confetti floating in the air. After a baritone monologue on it, a sharp laugh suddenly appeared. "Hey, here are some ridiculous things about their youth. Don't be too excited. It may scare you. ."

Li Qingping, who was sitting in the middle, said uneasily to Zhou Yuzhen, "Why do I have a bad feeling!"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Zhou Yuzhen also feels the same way.

"Ouyang Feng rebelled, Ouyang Feng rebelled!" Escort, escort!"

Shi Tianyou in the movie tried to make a very fierce look, but he couldn't hide his handsomeness.

"Wow, Ouyang Feng is so handsome, many times better than on TV!" Zhang Xiaowan said infatuatedly.

Li Qingping pouted and said, "Nonsense, that's a bad old man on TV. How can he compare with Shi Tianyou!"

Ouyang Feng's action in the movie was fierce and fierce, which soon solved the guards in the palace. Cai Yingqiong, who played the princess, laughed exaggeratedly and showed her charm.

"You are so stupid. Every drum is almost the same. You have been numbered for a long time!"

The princess and Ouyang Feng forced Yuxi to ask about the whereabouts, but a drum made countless oolongs, which made the audience start laughing.

The scene in the movie changed to the woods. The third princess played by Jin Yuzhi and her bodyguards were hunting in the woods. After shooting a rabbit, the rabbit disappeared.

The third princess plotted by Ouyang Feng and the princess used the infinite sea that had not yet been trained, but there was no response to several times. The smiling princess and Ouyangfeng hugged each other and celebrated warmly, and the princess's tears came out laughing.

"Is this called infinite magic power? Shame on you! Hahaha...!"

The third princess was not discouraged at all and worked hard. As a result, the branches shook, the wind roared, and a black cloud suddenly gathered in the sky! The princess and Ouyangfeng saw the wrong situation and became nervous again. Suddenly, there was a "bang" sound, and the back of the concubine exploded! The concubine shot more than ten meters away.

"Hahaha!" There were bursts of laughter in the cinema, especially when the princess and Ouyang Feng collided in the air and were blown up by the last sea. The expression of their last words made the audience laugh.

Ouyang Feng and the princess went to the national master to find the whereabouts of the third princess. As a result, the three people had worms in their stomachs, and the three had drums in their hands. They beat each other desperately, and they were in pain, but none of them refused to stop.

The national master broke the drum with too much force, which not only showed the direction of the three princesses with the crystal ball, but also gave Ouyang Feng a pair of invincible flying shoes.

"Damn it, this film is too spoof, isn't it?" Li Junhao sat in his seat and muttered. He likes "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" very much. Li Junhao is a little unacceptable for Jiang Ruixue to fight against Zhou Botong and set him as a homosexual.

The more spoof is still behind. Wang Chongyang, the world's number one guest starred in Ji Liancheng, fell to the ground in an extremely indecent posture and was hung up by the charred invincible flying shoes thrown by Ouyang Feng. Ouyang Feng fell to the hillside, like a plane crashing into a mountain, emitting a sky-high fire.

"Oh, there are voices on both sides. I don't know where the senior brother came from? The skills of the gods are not simple!" Zhou Botong's words made everyone scold.

The audience found that none of the characters in this film was not a spoof. The dialogue between Emperor Duan of Dali and the emperor subverted the image of a generation of high monks in the TV series. The eyebrows, swords, dry fire palms played by Huang Yaoshi played by Zhang Duo and the little sister played by Zhou Xiao in Jiugong Mountain completely destroyed people's good memories of the domineering and evil Huang Yaoshi.

The funniest is Hong Qigong, played by Gao Zhonghua, who is known as the most handsome, chic, snow-white and clean young master in the beggar gang of all dynasties! He decided to commit suicide because he was abandoned by his cousin.

The beggar said, "You are dead!" What should we do if our beggless gang has no leader?

Hong Qigong: "Ouch! Why don't you go back and guess and make the decision?"

Beggar: "Master of the beggar gang, it's too much fun to decide by guessing."

Hong Qigong said: What kind of child's play? Didn't I win back from guessing a few years ago? It flashed!"

"Puff!" Countless viewers sprayed at this moment, "Damn it, guessing to decide who will be the master. Can you not do this!"

Hong Qigong stood on the edge of the cliff and said in a special tone, "God is jealous of talents! Now it is the last day of my generation of beautiful men, Hong Qi, to live in this world! I absolutely can't accept the blow of lovelorn!

Ouyangfeng: "Oh, I have gone through all kinds of hardships, and I finally climbed up!"

Hong Qigong: Farewell!

Ouyang Feng: No! ... Ouyang Feng didn't expect that as soon as he climbed up, he was killed by Hong Qigong, who committed suicide...

Looking at Ouyang Feng's unlucky appearance, the audience couldn't help laughing like waves splashing around the reef, and hundreds of mouths grinned almost at the same time and laughed.

The more unlucky part of Ouyang Feng is still behind. The fight between him and Hong Qi is definitely a martial arts film, or a classic comedy classic.

"Power acceleration! Reduce centrifugal force! It's equal to 36 Baidu in the air!" Ouch! The head hit the tree!

Ouyang Feng killed Hong Qigong several times, but finally cried bitterly and begged Hong Qigong to break his meridians. Finally, the two pinched each other's veins, foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

Li Qingping has laughed and cried on the sofa, but she kept staring at the screen for fear of missing the wonderful content below.

Ouyang Feng first hit his own invincible poisonous wasp. The ghost claws caught the fairy ball, and the earth escape hit the granite. He stabbed Hong Qigong with a knife handle, but was dislocated by Hong Qigong. The knife was inserted into his back. When Hong Qigong drew the knife for him, he scattered the earth-shaking five poisons into his mouth, resulting in the most classic sausage mouth image on the screen.

When he became such an Ouyang Feng, he had to beg Hong Qigong for mercy: "Big brother, it's not that I don't want to kill you. In the past few days, you haven't done anything. I'm no longer a human being. I beg you to let me go!"

The unlucky Ouyang Feng changed from his high spirit and martial arts skills when he first appeared on the stage to the current appearance of a ghost, which greatly relieved the audience. After all, although the Ouyang Feng man on TV is crazy, he has become the first in the world by practicing Jiuyin Zhenjing, which makes the audience somewhat resentful.

Zhou Yuzhen, Li Qingping and Zhang Xiaowan laughed and their stomachs hurt, and at this moment, countless people laughed.

Master Duan, played by Wen Tingxu, borrowed his chest from the girl and was regarded as a pervert and psychopath. And the scene in the hotel behind is even more funny.

Zhou Botong: "Why isn't Room 2 next to Tianzi Room 1?"

Xiao Er: What? Did anyone tell you that Tianzi Room 1 is next to Tianzi Room 2?

When Zhou Bo's three-flower gathering magic power, Emperor Duan was peeing in the potted plant. Ouyang Feng wanted to kill Hong Qigong while he was sleeping. As a result, he was toped by Zhou Botong's three flowers. Time and space were reversed, and many people laughed and shed tears.

The fight between Huang Yaoshi and Emperor Duan between the magic power and Yiyang's fingers was completely a gunfight. Hong Qigong, who was awakened, participated in it. The three people fought together. Duan Huang Yaoshi was his true person.

In the wild shop, Ouyang Feng looked like a sausage mouth and wanted to show his enchanting eyes. As a result, he was poured into the poison given by his cousin by Hong Qigong, and even his ears became bigger.

In the original inn, the dance of Emperor Duan and Huang Yaoshi left an indelible impression on the audience. Master Duan dressed as a woman, his hairstyle was as if he had just been bombed by an enemy plane, and his appearance was unbearably ugly. While dancing a novel dance, he sang, "Handsome man, you are the new generation of mountain monster." A face looks longer and more scary under the deformation of the lens. A charming smile on his face and a strange face of yin and yang. It's so ugly that people are angry, and people and gods are angry. The yellow pharmacist played by Zhang Duo fainted, and the audience laughed until their whole body cramped.

Li Junhao had a stomachache with a smile, and Jin Shui slipped out of the chair with a smile. Zhou Yu, Li Qingping and Zhang Xiaowan all burst into tears with a smile and twitched.

Zhang Xiaowan covered her stomach and said, "Sister Canong, I can't do it. If I continue to laugh like this, I will die."

Li Qingping leaned against the chair and hummed, "Who made you laugh so low? You always like to giggle every day!"

Zhou Zhenzhen also rubbed her stomach and said, "A Duo is really so talented. Look at the people in the whole cinema laughing!"

At this moment, only bean-like laughter can be heard in the cinema. Many audiences have laughed so hard that they can only hold the back of the front row with their hands. More people have laughed so hard that they leaned on their seats breathlessly and gasped. Although the movie has not been finished, from the current "laughing fruit", "East to West" has been successful.

The latter part of Ouyang Feng teaching Hong Qigong to chase his cousin is also quite funny. Not only the lines are classic, but also the singing part is so funny. At the instigation of Ouyang Feng, Hong Qigong won his cousin's heart with a song "I LOVE You". Unfortunately, he tried so hard that he bounced his cousin away and hit the tree himself.

The battle between Danxia Mountain and the palace behind was also full of jokes and wonderful. When the film was fixed in Zhou Botong's imagination of being with his brother, none of the audience at the scene could straighten up with laughter.