Chapter 2 Yearning
"Bang"! Xiaoguding's head was knocked down and sank, just like a gourd floating on the water was pressed down.
"Ouch!" Xiaoguding howled miserably, quickly pulled out a hand to touch it, and stared at the three cows.
"I'm calling you a running god. I really don't want to do it?" Sanniu also picked up a few green vegetables and washed them. Although Sanniu is slightly fat and his fingers are fat, but the action is really fast! After a while, a green vegetable will be washed, and then another one will be washed.
"I'm sorry to ask you to help me again." Xiaoguding scratched his scalp and quickly put the stool he was sitting on under the buttocks of Sanniu. Please sit down."
"Your boy's mouth is sweet and polite. No wonder the shopkeeper has been reluctant to drive you away, or you really have to go back to the street to beg! Even if it's my three cows, I have suffered so much with you!" Sanniu looked at Xiaoguding with a loving look, just like looking at his own child. If only I had such a good child!"
"Uncle Sanniu, do you think there are really immortals?" Xiaoguding washed the vegetables and didn't forget to ask this question.
"Alas." Sanniu shook his head helplessly, "You are really fascinated by this! But if you want to dream, you have to wait until the evening. It's not good to be known by the shopkeeper now. You are not young. You have to save some money to live. Don't always look careless.
"So do you think there is any?" He completely ignored Sanniu's nagging just now. Xiaoguding held his chin in one hand and stared at Sanniu without blinking. He was afraid that the news would disappear as soon as he blinked, just like the fairy would disappear in an instant!
Being entangled by the little bone, Sanniu casually replied, "Maybe there is, I don't know."
"Isn't that the same as what you didn't say!" Xiaoguding's novel muttered. This time, he is still doing his things honestly.
The sun sinks in the west mountain, and the birds live in the treetops. The passengers who had been away for a day began to stay in the hotel and rest. There are more people in the small restaurant again, and it's lively.
"Xiao Er, hurry up and give the old men wine. The wine is gone! I want the big altar!" Several old men are competing for wine in large bowls. A large bowl of wine is like pouring cold water, and the neck is tilted, "goo, goo" and the throat knot slides up and down, and a bowl of wine is bottomed.
"Today's too bad luck, I actually met a monster! But fortunately, it was only a gray face, which was also a blessing in misfortune. Holding an empty bowl, the big man looked scared.
"It's not very unlucky. Don't you still see fairies?" Skinny B picked up a piece of fish and put it in his mouth and chewed it. He said with a fascinated face, "If I can marry such a beautiful woman as my wife, I would like to die now!"
"Ah! This damn fish bone hurts me so much!" The thin man B will howl in pain, and dare this guy swallow the fish as pork! He reached out and grabbed it in his mouth. After a while, he took chopsticks to pick it out, but he couldn't pick it out!
Da Hanjia swept his fearful appearance just now, clapped his hands and laughed: "This is not very unlucky!" Unexpectedly, he was teased by what the thin man just said.
The thin man was annoyed that he didn't pick out the fish bone several times. Seeing that the big man Jia still made fun of him with his words, he suddenly roared at the big man Jia angrily: "You fat man, laugh at two more. Believe it or not, I'll splash you with vegetable soup! And you reached out and scratched the fish bone.
Seeing their companions suddenly bursting, they stopped laughing, but looking at the thin man's funny performance, they couldn't help laughing again and immediately covered their mouths with their hands.
Suddenly, the whole restaurant laughed in!
The thin man was impatient, only to take a fierce look at his friends and continue to fight with the fish bone!
At this time, Xiaoguding brought a small cup of vinegar from the back hall and handed it over. "Grandpa, try this. It should be a little useful."
The thin man B pushed away the little bone with one palm and pushed the little bone. Go, I hate this kind of thing that women drink the most. It's annoying to look at it!" After saying that, he continued to reach out to dig, but he couldn't dig out for a while!
The audience who watched the play bent down and laughed happily. Some of them sprayed wine on the opposite side, and some sprayed the food on the table!
The thin man B slapped the table angrily, "Why are you laughing? What's so funny!" For a moment, it really suppressed everyone! Everyone stopped laughing for the time being so that he wouldn't go crazy, so he had to sigh for bad luck!
"Shopkeeper, check out!" Seeing that everyone looked at him with a strong smile, the thin man couldn't stand it!
When their group went far away, everyone laughed happily again.
"Oh, it's not good, my dish, I can't eat it! What bad luck! Shopkeeper, another bowl of braised fish!" The fat man next door shouted, "Little Guding, come and clean up the table quickly!"
Soon the little bone took the tray away the spoiled dishes, and then reached out to pull off the towel and wiped it. However, I didn't put it on my shoulder this time. It's not dripping with soup.
While wiping, Xiaoguding joked, "Fat uncle, you are so happy and sad! Haha, haha!"
"I'd love to!" The fat man is not angry about this.
"Then you are willing to spray this dish again!" Xiaoguding should be used to joking with fat people and have no scruples.
The fat man raised his hand and said, "Do you think I'm confused, or do you call me a fool?"
"That's what you said. I didn't say anything, haha, haha!" Xiaoguding put away his things and walked back to the back hall quickly, so as not to really get hit by the fat man twice, which is not cost-effective!
"This slippery boy!" Looking at the little bones running as fast as a rabbit, the fat man shook his head helplessly and stretched out his chopsticks to take away the vegetables that had not been spoiled.
"Shopkeeper, come to the three jars of wine! Two catties of beef, a plate of peanuts, and stir-fry some of your best dishes. Three young people came in from outside, with a long face, one face and a handsome thin face.
Xiao Guding looked at the three people, "Isn't this the three young men at noon? Why did they come back?" There are not many people in small restaurants, and fewer people from other places. There are no exceptions for Xiaoguding to remember.
"Yo, are these the three heroes who only came at noon? What brought the three of you back again? Seeing the big customer coming to the door, the shopkeeper came out from behind the counter and gave him a kind smile, like looking at a long-lost friend.
"Don't mention it, we are unlucky today. I have to come back early!" The long-faced young man replied.
The shopkeeper dragged a stool and sat down, pushing the dishes and wine just served by Xiao Guding to the three people: "What's the trouble? Tell me?"
Maybe these people are also depressed and want to find someone to talk to. The long-faced young man also followed the topic of the shopkeeper. It turned out that the three of them were going to Tuniu Mountain 300 miles west of the town to find some rare herbs.
But before reaching the top of the mountain, I saw a group of people running towards them from afar. Among them, there is also a team led by a thin man, who is obviously a practitioner, but now he is looking for a way in panic!
I stopped the thin man and asked. It turned out that there was a monster over there. The two immortals were fighting with the monster there, beating the mountain into a mess!
Hearing this, the long-faced young man looked over there at the hill. I saw the smoke rolling over there, and sometimes it was shining. It was indeed a fairy and demon war! How can mortals come from such power!
The three of them looked over there in a daze for several hours. The smoke was still not extinguished, but the light did not appear again. I don't know what's going on there. In the end, the three of them discussed and went back first. It was no longer something they could deal with. Don't get the medicinal materials, but your life is sent there!
With no choice, the three had to turn their heads and walk back.
"Have you seen the demon war?" Everyone became interested and gathered around to listen to the long-faced young man talking about those things.
"Do I think it's a long life! We are at least dozens of miles away from there, and we can only see the smoky mountain. How dare we go to see it!" Bai glanced at the person who had just asked, and the long-faced young man said, "If this brother dares to go to find out the situation, how about I would like to pay ten taels of silver?"
With a dry laugh, the man said, "Ha ha, I haven't lived enough yet! It doesn't matter if you don't make money!"
However, when everyone heard the reward of ten taels of silver, everyone couldn't help swallowing, which is the cost of living saved by ordinary people for a year!
"Uncle, aren't you people in the world, and you are also afraid of monsters?" Xiaoguding is also relaxed now, because everyone is listening to the story.
Looking at this thin shopkeeper, the long-faced young man shook his head and said, "Children, do you think we martial arts students can compare with monsters? At most, you can fight big insects or something. What is a monster? That's a refined guy!"
"Then what's the use of learning martial arts? You can't even clean up the monsters!"
After Xiaoguding finished his words, it made everyone laugh again. There are a lot of fun and interesting things tonight!
After laughing enough, the handsome thin face said, "Children, whoever tells you that people who study martial arts can do everything. Seriously, I haven't even heard of monsters before! When you see that power, you will know that such a scene is not something we can deal with!"
Looking at the little bone on his thin face, "However, learning martial arts can at least make you grow a few more meat!"
Everyone laughed again and went back to continue to eat and drink.
The story has been heard, and there is nothing new to stand closer.
"It turns out that there are immortals, not a dream!" Xiaoguding shook his head and slept: "Uncle Sanniu, why do you think the immortals look the same as us, but can fly and fight monsters?"
Unable to sleep due to the quarrel of Xiaoguding, Sanniu got up and rewarded Xiaoguding with a burst of cry! Do you sleep? If you don't sleep, I still have to sleep! Immortals, immortals, can immortals be eaten as food? I guess they can do some spells."
After saying that, he fell back and hit ** with a "bang", and then reached out to drag the quilt to cover his head, for fear of being disturbed by this guy again.
"Spoul? If only I could learn it!" Xiao Guding looked sideways at the moon outside, hoping that another fairy could fly by.
What's more expected is that the flying fairy can come down and take him with him!