Chapter 36 Holy Hand Grabber
He rested all the way, but for a few hours, Xiaoguding was as tired as a dead dog. He lay down in the grass, gasped and didn't move.
"Well, I'm so tired that I don't want to learn!"
Xue Yueer smiled, "You are much worse than me!" My father asked me to run with things on my back. When I was tired, he still forced me to run again. If I didn't run, I had to spank. There are also standing piles, walking plum blossoms and so on, and you can never be lazy.
"It's not comparable!"
"Then what else are you looking for immortals who don't know where they are? It's better to go back to the restaurant to be your sophomore and fool around.
Xiaoguding opened his eyes and saw Xue Yueer looking at herself contemptly. "That's different. For my dream, no matter how tired I am, I have to stick to it!"
"Then sleep here and dream about your immortals."
Xiao Guding got up from the grass and said, "Yes, I can't be so lazy! I have to continue to look for it. If I don't reach my goal, I won't stop!"
This time, he no longer carried the snow moon, but spread his legs and ran.
"Hey, it's okay if you don't carry me, and you won't take your own package. It's ridiculous!"
The two ran fast on the mountain path, not looking for that kind of road, for fear of being hit by Xue Yueer's martial artist. Gradually, a few knights with swords and knives occasionally flashed around him. The speed was very fast, similar to those birds flying in the sky. As soon as they were found, they disappeared in a blink of an eye.
After seeing a lot, Xue Yueer suddenly became a little scared, "Why don't we change the direction? There are too many people in the world here!"
"It's too late. You have been targeted!"
Suddenly, a man's voice came from the big tree on his head. The voice was a little old, but there was no trace of it, but the voice was a little familiar.
"Which senior is resting on it? We didn't mean to disturb your clearance. I'm sorry, we'll leave now.
Xiao Guding said as he pulled Xue Yueer and ran outside.
"call"
A shadow passed by, and there was a white silk fat old man in front of Xiaoguding and Xue Yueer. The two bumped head-on on the old man, but the old man did not move. Xiaoguding and Xue Yueer took a few steps back in shock and almost fell to the ground.
Xue Yueer stood with Xiaoguding and found that it was the old man Hu.
The little bone Ding was so frightened that he knew that he couldn't run, so he had to bow to him. "The boy has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and he dares to play an axe to make the seniors laugh. Please forgive me!"
"It's okay to forgive me. You guys just kowtow a few times for me. I'm happy, old man. Maybe I won't forgive you."
Xiaoguding laughed and said, "The old man's things have not been taken back, so why should he embarrass the boy?"
Old Hu touched his smooth chin and said, "You're not stupid. You know that I took it back. I'm not happy for the old man. It's great that someone dares to steal on my old man's head! So, you have to kowtow a few times before you talk about it!"
Little bone Ding held his head stubbornly, "If you don't kowtow, you are not a good thing. Why should I kowtow to you!"
Old Hu smiled and said, "It's okay if you don't kowt down. I'll take back the woman who stole with you."
Xue Yueer straightened her chest and shouted, "How dare you! Do you know who my father is?"
Old Hu sat on a big stone next to him and said disdainfully, "Isn't it the Xue Gan boy who opened the martial arts school? I also killed him with one hand!"
Xue Yueer said in panic, "Don't mess around. My father didn't offend you!"
"Hey hey, who told you not to kowtow to me, that's the only way."
Xiaoguding shook his head helplessly, "Okay! How many do you have to do to let us go?
"Nine!"
The little bone was lying on the grass, and he kowtowed nine times and was about to get up from the ground. Old Hu stretched out his hand and held it down. "Hold on, you have to read another paragraph to get up."
Little Guding said bitterly, "How can there be so many things!"
Old Hu smiled and said, "Who told you to offend me? If you don't find some face, how can you say it! By the way, what's your name?
"Little bone."
"Then you read this: I, little bone, would like to worship old Hu as my grandfather!"
Hearing this, Xiaoguding struggled to get up from the ground, but was pressed by the fat hands of the old man Hu, and how could he get up?
"No, I can't worship your teacher!"
"Wrong, it's not a teacher, but an ancestor!"
Xue Yueer stared at old Hu angrily, "How can anyone be so forced to worship a teacher? I still worship my ancestors, and I haven't heard of it!"
Old Hu smiled and said, "He has kowtowed his head. Don't you admit it!"
"That's what you lied to me. If you don't worship your teacher, you won't worship me!"
"Do you really not worship the teacher?"
"Then I'll go and kill all the people in your wife's family!"
"No!"
"Then I'll strip your wife naked and throw it on the street!"
Xue Yueer shouted "ah" and turned her head to run. Old Hu quickly stretched out his finger and nodded a few points on her. She turned into a puppet with her head tilted and stood there unable to move.
After finishing Xue Yueer's acupuncture point, Oldman Hu floated back like a shadow and pressed the little bone kneeling on the ground, as if he had never moved.
It's strange to say that old man Hu didn't point to Xiaoguding's acupuncture point, but just pressed him with his hand to prevent him from standing up.
"If you don't say goodbye, just don't say goodbye!"
Old Hu smiled strangely, "Poor baby, you eloped with others and slept together, but they abandoned you. Aren't you sad?"
"Nonsense, we didn't sleep together!" Xue Yueer blushed with shame again.
"Hey hey, hey, isn't it? Are you blind as my old man Hu? I saw you sleeping naked and small bones with my own eyes. Can I still do it? By the way, there is also a ** thief with broken hands, hamstrings and words engraved on his face under the bed.
Xue Yueer was too ashamed to stop talking.
"If you don't talk, I have to strip you naked and throw you on the street!"
Xue Yueer said, "Dead old man! If you have the ability, let others volunteer to worship you as a teacher. What's the ability to threaten people?
Old Hu continued to smile, "I don't care what method I use, as long as I complete the task!" You'd better advise you to worship your ancestors as soon as possible! In otherg that I won't be happy, I really stripped you naked and threw you on the street.
Xue Yueer's face turned pale with anger, and she opened her mouth to bite her tongue to death.
Old Hu seemed to have expected it for a long time, "If you dare to bite your tongue and commit suicide, I will also peel you naked and throw you on the street, and it's on your street. Don't say I didn't remind you!"
Xue Yueer couldn't stand it. Her eyes darkened and she fainted. Old Hu pressed her body a few times, and she woke up leisurely. This time, she could even move her body, but she didn't dare to run any more. She was really afraid that the damn fat old man would do what he said and only looked at Xiaoguding quietly.
Xiaoguding looked at Xue Yueer fainting and finally couldn't bear it. His eyes turned, "It's okay for me to become a teacher. You have to swear that you can't bully Xue Yueer and me in the future, and you can't embarrass her family."
Old Hu smiled at this moment, "That's what makes it say!" I told you earlier, how nice it is! Don't worry, you will be my grandson in the future. I will not only not bully you, but also protect you. I will give you whatever you want.
"No, you have to swear."
Old Hu had no choice but to swear that he had no intention of embarrassing them.
Xiao Guding said at ease, "Xiao Guding is willing to worship old Hu as his teacher!" The head doesn't make up for it.
Old Hu smiled and said, "It's not the master, it's the ancestor!"
"Who is my master? Why is there no master, but an ancestor came directly?
"How can you talk so much? Just do what the ancestor said!"
"Little bone Ding is willing to worship old Hu as his ancestor!"
Old Hu laughed loudly, which made Xiao Guding get up from the ground.
"Good! It's really troublesome to find my old man Hu's only apprentice and grandson! After looking outside for so many years, I finally completed the task today!"