Chapter 62 New Realm
Little bone Ding said, "Why?"
Old Hu smiled and said, "You boy has suffered internal injuries, and you still don't know!"
The little bone frowned and hummed painfully, "Ah, this belly really hurts a lot! Climbing a mountain or something, why are you so unlucky!"
Pour out a pill and take it. He gritted his teeth with hatred and said, "This evil cat, next time you catch it, you must make him look good!"
Old Hu smiled and said, "It would be good if he didn't come to you now. Do you still dare to find him again? Why don't you move the place quickly?
Xiao Guding stuck out his tongue: "Is the ancestor also his opponent?"
"Nonsense, if he finds a few accomplices, how can he fight!"
Xiao Guding and Xue Yueer will look like a sad face, followed by Old Hu. After coming out for so long, this is the first time I have suffered such a serious injury. It doesn't feel very good.
Old Hu laughed and said, "Do you know now, old man, why do you hurry up to practice your skills? This is dangerous when you go out, and the world is more skillful and safer. In the future, I think you dare to be lazy!"
Xue Yueer said with a bitter face, "Why am I so miserable? I have been forced to practice martial arts every day at home since I was four years old. It's not easy to sneak outside, and you have to suffer this!"
Xiaoguding sighed, "Oh, I originally wanted to learn immortal spells, but I didn't think about it, but I first learned the clumsy archery, and then learned this deceptive and easy-to-looking kung fu, as well as the light skill of oiling the soles of my feet!"
Old Hu rolled his eyes again, "You bastard, you really regard the peerless light skill of the Holy Hand Gate as a thing to oil the soles of your feet!" Those predecessors who created the Holy Hand Gate, if they knew under the spring, they would not be so angry that they would climb out of the grave!"
Xiao Guding laughed and said, "Then I'm more powerful than that fairy. I just saved them as guards for me, so I don't have to work hard to learn these things."
Old Hu said, "If they are angry, they will beat you first and then go back to rest. How can they pay attention to you? Such a lazy guy, do you like to learn or not? At that time, you will be cut off one hand and two legs. I don't know what kind of mood you will be at that time?
Xue Yueer spit out her tongue and smiled, "They are too fierce! Then why do you have to leave a hand?"
Old Hu smiled and said, "Let him crawl and walk. Isn't it no longer interested if he cuts it off?"
Xueer said, "If you kill it, kill it. Such torture is really bad!"
Old Hu smiled and said, "Can it not be bad? The more ability you are, the worse you are. For example, today's evil tiger robbed us of the barbecued rabbit meat, and it was also good to see the treasure. Next time, you have to be more careful. If you have nothing to do, you can match it with an ordinary dagger.
Xue Yueer sighed, "Why do beautiful, handsome and cherished things cause so much trouble!"
He talked and laughed all the way, but his feet ran towards the other end of the mountain for a moment. In the hours of a few pillars of incense, he crossed several small hills. Xue Yueer lost blood from the knife, and the little bone was hit by a leg, and her body was weak. At this moment, she stopped by a mountain stream to rest.
Although the two were injured, the two injured people still did the job of collecting firewood and hunting birds for barbecue, and the old man Hu lay on the grass and rested as usual.
Xiaoguding cursed angrily, "I said I'm lazy, but you're more lazy. Be careful that you can't move!"
Old Hu laughed and said, "When you are fatter, just roll away. Why can't you move?"
Xiao Guding didn't dare to say anything more, just for fear that he would be angry and there was no good fruit to eat. Playing with the firewood pile, Xiaoguding said, "Master, this kung fu can't be learned in one or two dynasties. I'm afraid that by then, the kung fu has not been learned well, and the enemy has come to the door, so how can it be!"
Old Hu closed his eyes and said, "That's right, then you can practice this skill of change of appearance first. Your light skills have also increased the time to practice, at least you have to leave your life before you have time to practice. When I finish eating, I will teach you two dolls some more advanced cosmetic skills.
Little bone Ding was so happy that he said, "That's good! Let's get the food first."
"I just met a deer. I'm afraid I can't eat it and didn't shoot it!"
In less than a column of incense, Xue Yueer captured five more pheasants back. She injured her left hand, which did not greatly affect the movement of throwing stones.
Old Hu sighed, "Why don't you call me? It's good to bake it for a taste!"
When the wine and meat were full, Old Hu wiped his mouth and said, "Two little dolls, believe it or not, I can make up as a big man nine feet tall!"
Old Hu is only seven feet tall, two feet high out of thin air, and I'm afraid the difficulty is not small.
Xue Yueer and Xiaoguding opened their mouths wide, stared their eyes, and said, "How can it be!"
Old Hu said, "Hey, if you don't believe it, then you wait here!" After saying that, a smoke disappeared into the trees.
After only half a column of incense, the gray shadow came. When he stood in front of Xiaoguding and Xue Yueer, he was indeed a tall and fat man with a height of nine feet. Now that the body has become taller, the belly is less conspicuous.
Xiao Guding and Xue Yueer turned around the old man Hu and looked up at the tall strong man, but found no flaws. Xiao Guding stretched out his hand and touched the trousers tube below, but the feeling was very different. He tied it tightly. He pulled up the trousers tube and saw that it turned out to be made of wood.
Old Hu stepped barefoot on the thick-legged stump, and the stump had been dug out by him to hook his foot. At the other end of the stump, there are the shoes of the previous fat man.
Xue Yueer laughed and clapped her hands and said, "So it is! Grandpa Hu, you are so good!"
Xiaoguding looked at the long wooden stake and said with a headache, "If I step on such a large piece of wood all day long, not to mention whether I will fall down, wouldn't I wear off a layer of skin just by holding this wood alone? This method is not good at all!"
Xue Yueer nodded with consent and said, "That's right. If someone finds out, won't she become barefoot and ashamed!"
Old Hu rolled his eyes and said, "You won't wear two shoes? Is this just some superficial materials that I found temporarily? At this time, where can I find good materials? If you two little dolls are really pissed off, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! However, you can practice this first today.
Xiaoguding shook his head and said, "It's so heavy, won't it be exhausting!"
Each of these two thick-legged stumps is afraid of more than ten catties.
Xue Yueer's curious feet stepped in with her shoes, shaking her hands left and right to maintain balance, laughing, "Haha, it's really fun, but it's a little heavy, exhausted! It's better to find a lighter dry wood.
Xiao Guding glanced at the trees around him and suddenly laughed, "I'll practice with that bamboo!"
Old Hu said, "No, you have to use this exercise for me!" But you can leave two first for a rainy day.
The little bone had to hang his head and say dejectedly, "Okay."
Old Hu took out the cold iron dagger that he didn't know when he took from Xiaoguding, grabbed a small tree next to him, brushed it a few times, like cutting radishes, and threw two fake legs to Xiaoguding for practice.
Xiaoguding took over this prosthetic leg. At first, he shouted excitedly and shook to chase Xue Yueer. After a while, the two were so tired that they sweated like oil and gasped.
Just as he was about to come down to rest, old man Hu cut off two sets of bamboo prosthetic legs and shouted, "Don't come down, rest, and you have to stand on it. Don't sleep if you don't stand full of three pillars of incense!"
Xiao Guding and Xue Yueer spit out their tongues, "Okay!"
Old Hu took advantage of this gap and explained to them in detail some details to pay attention to with this prosthetic leg.
Old Hu said correctly and suddenly shouted, "Don't help!"
Xiao Guding and Xue Yueer had to let go of their hands and continue to maintain their balance. Listen carefully to Old Hu's explanation and mend these key points.
I was so tired that the night was getting dark, and the tired birds returned to the forest, and the three of them climbed the tree to rest.